-- Session 2: Inciting Forces --
Session Start: Sun Apr 02 17:14:02 2000

<Gayo> --SESSION START--
<Gayo> >> The party stands in the dingy antechamber where they just defeated the Happy Memories Flower Gang in an epic battle. One more pink door remains...
* Hikaru kicks it in. "One more fruit basket left."
<Lucca> «ooc: Something about pink doors does NOT feel epic to me. ^^ »
<Gayo> >> A pile of rocks and dirt falls on Hikaru!
* Neydisa rubs her sore body, still hurting from the first fight. :/
* Allen asks if anyone needs healing?
<Hikaru> Gack! -_-
<Hikaru> I need to stop kicking these doors down.
<Gayo> Rayle: Eh...'ik...mebbe y'shouldn't do that anby more?
* Allen giggles a bit. ^_^
<Joseph> «ooc: I swear whenever I think of Fuschia I think of Vincent from the Suiko series. »
<Gayo> >> Everyone has full HP and MP because I lost track!
<Neydisa> << OH ok! :D >>
* Allen looks around
<Allen> oh, guess not 
<Hikaru> ¬_¬ I realized that, Rayle.
* Joseph draws the Cormorant and walks through the door that Hikaru kindly opened.
* Hikaru dusts himself off and follows Joseph.
<Gayo> >> The door leads to a dark room...an oblong, flat shape can be made out against its back wall...something glimmers from within.
* Neydisa sighs a little, wondering if this is really worth all this trouble.. but she goes into the doorway nevertheless.
<Hikaru> «ooc: Oblong flat shape? Noonsa's body? :O »
<Joseph> «ooc: Naw, he was eaten. »
* Allen enters.. carefully..
* Marlene just follows along, ARM proped over her shoulder
<Joseph> «ooc: [Allen] Ooo, and its all squishy too! »
* Neydisa looks at the glimmering object, thinking it might be a certain something..
<Allen> « ooc: blegh! my shoes! »
<Gayo> >> This final room is much cleaner than the others...as the group's eyes scan the area around them, they realize that they are standing amidst piles of gella! O_o
* Allen resists the temptation to seize the money.
<Hikaru> O_o Sugoi...
* Neydisa blinks. "It's a trove of money.."
* Hikaru starts silently filling his pockets. ^_-
<Allen> hmm.  Now.. how much was I carrying?
* Joseph looks around and uses his staff to poke the piles of gella seeing if any traps are within them.
<Gayo> >> A large, ratty sofa, the shape they saw coming in, rests against the far wall, a tin of soda sitting on the cofee table in front of it.
<Lucca> «ooc: Baka Hikaru! SHARE! »
* Marlene blinks "Woooow! I'm going to get my money back now..."
* Marlene goes about counting out exactly what was taken from her, and putting it back into her pockets
<Joseph> «ooc: BRB! Pizza time! :D »
<Gayo> >> Pain lances through hikaru's hand as a small metal bolt strikes him from nowhere!
<Hikaru> Gah!
<Hikaru> Great. Trapped cash.
* Hikaru pulls his hand away. ^^;
<Gayo> >> The chuckling form of Mauve appears in the doorway, holding his hand-crossbow.
<Lucca> «ooc: Oh what the hell! I might join the RPG, after all! *Logs* ^^ »
* Neydisa scoops up a coin, but let's it slip through her fingers when she hears the bolt.
<Joseph> «ooc: k, back »
<Gayo> Mauve: So, the mouse has entered the lair of the cats, eh my little whippersnappers?
<Hikaru> Oh, look. You must be the friend of that fruit Fuschia. Your name's...Lavender, I bet?
<Marlene> Whippersnappers? Only old farts say that you know...
<Neydisa> I'm looking for Chartreuse... and what you took..
* Allen sweatdrops
<Allen> « ooc: that was fun! »
<Allen> « ooc: ahem. »
<Gayo> Mauve: You'll know all of us soon enough...let me SHOW you!
<Lucca> «ooc: Mauve flashes the party! Party: Eww.... »
* Joseph points the Cormorant at Mauve "I'm gonna fill you with holes for stealing this from me."
<Allen> « ooc: lol! »
<Hikaru> -_- You aren't going to turn into Power Rangers or something stupid like that, are you?
* Marlene covers her eyes "EEEEW! He's going to show us!"
<Gayo> >> Three more figures appear from out of nowhere - a studly man in pink chainmail, a wussy thin guy in a bathrobe, and a short, grinning fellow in monk's raiments.
<Gayo> Fuschia: So, we meet again my most foul of adversaries! This time I shall send you to the depths of hell!
<Allen> « ooc: bathrobe? wait, that's me! »
* Neydisa draws her katars, looking at the short guy. ^^
<Gayo> >> Chartreuse waves. ^_^
<Gayo> Fuschia: To ensure the rise of emancipation!
<Gayo> Chartreuse: To protect all thieves from condemnation!
<Gayo> Mauve: To control the world with an iron glove!
<Gayo> Turquoise: To steal what you're unworthy of!
<Hikaru> And this time I'll rip that idiotic overdramatic tongue out of your pathetic little mouth.
<Gayo> Fuschia: Fuschia!
<Gayo> Chartreuse: Chartreuse!
<Gayo> Mauve: Mauve!
<Gayo> Turquoise: Turquoise!
<Gayo> All: Pastels take off and run amok!
<Gayo> All: Surrender now, you're out of luck!
<Gayo> Chatreuse: Chartreuse! You suck! :D
<Gayo> --Boss Combat!--
<Marlene> <ooc> They're the bloody Rocket Gang from pokemon ^^; </ooc>
<Neydisa> << OH Dear lord o_O >>
<Lucca> «ooc: Rock on! :D »
<Allen> « ooc: LOL! »
<Joseph> «ooc: I knew that was gonn happen. »
<Hikaru> -_- Oh, god. Come on... Come up with something original, you fruits.
<Joseph> «ooc: He asked what there damn intro motto was one time. »
<Gayo> Enemy Front: Fuschia, Mauve
<Gayo> «ooc: hehe. ^_^ »
<Gayo> Enemy Back: Chartreuse, Turquoise
<Gayo> Round 1!
<Gayo> (actions, rows?)
<Marlene> <ooc> Aww shit! I'm fucking lagged --;;; </ooc>
<Joseph> «ooc: Aww screw this. I'll end it with one shot *pulls out the Plasma Sweeper that TB gave him* »
<Lucca> «ooc: Nooo! »
<Hikaru> «ooc: NOOOO! Extremely Stupid Weapon!! DO NOT USE! >_< »
<Neydisa> << lol >>
<Joseph> «ooc: >:D »
<Allen> « ooc: Marlene: I switched to irc.netsoc.ucd.ie (4444) cause I was lagged too. »
<Joseph> «ooc: Woo, no lag for me. »
<Joseph> «ooc: Shane lagged! »
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<Selphie> <ooc> fucking lag.... </ooc>
*** Joseph sets mode: +o Selphie
<Neydisa> << brb one sec. YOu know what to do Gayo. :) >>
<Allen> « ooc: never thought I'd see 'Selphie' say that word. O_o »
<Selphie> <ooc> last thing I seed was --Boss Combat!-- </ooc>
<Joseph> «ooc: were lagging ourselves due to the chan pings! »
<Allen> « ooc: heehee »
<Selphie> <ooc> Just now caught up on Marlene's side </ooc>
<Joseph> «ooc: @_@ [Marlene PING reply]: 1min 23secs »
<Selphie> <ooc> Gayo has a ping time of 2 minutes 24 seconds  </ooc>
<Joseph> «ooc: Ok, Selphie ping better at 1 second. »
<Gayo> «ooc: Try a different serv maybe? :/ »
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<Joseph> «ooc: *jams to the L: SSS boss battle for this battle music.* »
<Allen> « ooc: heh, I had that on too ;) »
<Gayo> «ooc: Waiting on marlene? ^_^ »
<Joseph> «ooc: hehe. »
<Joseph> «ooc: Marlene, /msg rows and actions. »
<Marlene> <ooc> No shit </ooc>
<Gayo> «ooc: He might be lagged. »
<Joseph> «ooc: ;) »
<Marlene> <ooc> Gimme a damn chance to read what I was lagged to fucking read and I just might </ooc>
<Joseph> «ooc: heh, k. »
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<Gayo> >> Chartreuse pulls out his prayer beads and rubs them together, muttering.
<Gayo> Chartreuse summons RIgdobrite!
<Joseph> «ooc: Unless its to late...then forget it. »
<Joseph> «ooc: That was for Gayo. ^^; »
-> [#WARPG] PING
-Shane- Londo: [Laughs maniacally at the insect he just stabbed with a longsword] "There, you see! This will teach you to trifle with a Centauri! You triple-damned... You know that... you know that you are smaller than I thought you were? You are smaller. There are more of you... THERE ARE MORE OF YOU!"
<Gayo> Chartreuse: We gain power from diversity! Let me show you.
<Gayo> The enemy party gains a level of DP!
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*** Lucca sets mode: +o Hikaru
<Hikaru> «ooc: %&@#(*%&(*@ »
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*** Lucca sets mode: +o Hikaru
* Neydisa looks to her fast friends. "He has Fengalon too... be careful..."
<Gayo>  Neydisa uses Rig-Rat! Counter Threshold is 0 until Round 6!
<Gayo> Chartreuse: Hey, we're all friends here, right? :D
<Gayo> Joseph uses Lock On to fire the Cormorant at Mauve!
<Joseph> Shut up you blue whiner.  I'm here to dispatch this tubby purple guy here.
* Joseph pulls out his ARM and pushes a button on it. A targeting cursor appears and locks on around Mauve. Using the cursor as a target, he fires!
<Gayo> Mauve: hah! I can't be harmed by the likes of you!
<Neydisa> You stole from everyone at the festival... it's a lot bigger than just me now.. -_-
<Gayo> Fuschia: You can't begin to comprehend the grandeur of our plan! Cower before the might of the pastels!
* Hikaru stays back and glares at Fuschia "You've gotten stronger...I can tell. Well...I can plan a strategy around the fact you're still a crossdressing idiot..."
<Gayo> 125 damage! Mauve gains a level of force!
<Shane> « OOC: the easter candy coalition fighting force :o »
<Neydisa> << gehehe. :) >>
<Joseph> hmph.  TRUE ARMS USER indeed.  Stupid fuck. -_-
<Gayo> «ooc: Uh, he never said that in the actual game you know. ^_~ »
<Joseph> «ooc: I know, but I like to think that of him ;) »
<Neydisa> << who is rows btw? :) >>
<Hikaru> «ooc: Front here. I'm a fighter, remember? »
<Gayo> Mauve twirls his metal cylinder and the familiar blue flaming blade blazes out of it. "Let me show you a thing or two about how we fight in the big leagues!"
<Gayo> «ooc: Allies or enemies, N? »
<Neydisa> << friends. :) >>
<Joseph> «ooc: I don't know. I said front first, but then asked for back...Up to Gayo to decide. »
<Gayo> «ooc: Front row: H, Je Back Row: Jo, M, N, A »
<Gayo> Mauve uses Lock On and attacks Jeff with the Plasma Blade!
<Neydisa> << thanks :) >>
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<Hikaru> «ooc: * Bryann sues Mauve for copyright infringement. "That is MY flame blade design, thank you very much." »
<Joseph> «ooc: Jeff is so dead. »
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*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Gayo
<Gayo> «ooc: GAH »
<Lucca> «ooc: Uh. Gayo. ^_- Two points for intellect, there! ;) »
<Lucca> «ooc: Ducks! »
<Shane> « OOC: where is Jeff? »
<Gayo> 263 damage! Jeff is KO'd!
<Gayo> «ooc: Not at the sess. »
<Gayo> Jeff: Oh, what a cruel fate! The gods are truly punishing me for making them NPC me today! *collapses*
<Lucca> «ooc: LOL! »
<Gayo> Mauve: Hah! Think your little pea shooter can fdo that, kid?
<Gayo> Fuschia uses Hypercharge! Agility up two levels!
<Gayo> Fuschia: I'm your worst nightmare! Your sexiest enemy! Fear the power of the Pink Python!
* Allen gags.
<Lucca> «ooc: Is your real name Sven? »
<Neydisa> << hehe >>
<Shane> « OOC: the Pink Python? »
<Shane> « OOC: :o »
<Shane> « OOC: Fear my ultimate attack: The One-eyed Trouser Snake!!! »
<Lucca> «ooc: LOL! »
-> [Gayo] PING
<Hikaru> «ooc: The pink python... »
* Marlene sweatdrops "Eeew.. that's such a silly name..."
<Allen> « ooc: gah! »
<Hikaru> «ooc: OBSCENE! »
<Gayo> Hikaru assesses Fuschia!
<Lucca> «ooc: YES! VERY OBSCENE! »
<Neydisa> << We are having lag attacks. :/ >>
<Allen> « ooc: LOL! »
* Joseph finally decides to reply to Mauve. "Just shut up and fight you fat lard of crap."
<Hikaru> Now...
<Gayo> Failure! Thatr's what he gets for having 7 Per!
<Hikaru> Let's see...
<Hikaru> Gah...TAKE OFF THAT DAMN FRUITY ARMOR! >_<
<Neydisa> << lol >>
<Gayo> Fuschia: Ahahaha! My grandeur is too much for your puny mind! *flexes*
* Allen sweatdrops
<Allen> You don't really want him to take that off, do you O_o
<Hikaru> No, that pink is too much for my eyes.
<Hikaru> It's blinding me.
<Gayo> Marlene uses Electrocute on Chartreuse!
* Marlene reaches behind her and pulls out a large cattle prod which crackles with electricty "Hehehe... men shouldn't call themselves funny girly names..." *uses Electrocute on Chartreuse!!*
<Joseph> «ooc: *Marlene shoves it up Chart's ass! »
<Lucca> «ooc: Do I have to say it? »
<Joseph> «ooc: Up to you ;) »
<Gayo> Chartreuse: Hey! I resent that! -ZOT- @_@
<Lucca> «ooc: I will! Obscene! ;) »
<Gayo> Chartreuse is stunned! (asleep)
* Marlene puts it behind her back again, giggling "One down..."
* Neydisa closes her eyes a few times. "Sorry, Charty, but it's for the best.."
<Gayo> Allen charges! Force+1!
* Allen organizes his thoughts for battle...
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*** Gayo sets mode: +m
<Gayo> Turquoise charges! Force+1!
<Allen> « ooc: Ees very seemple! We good, dey bad! Attack dem! Okay. Organized. »
<Gayo> Round 2!
<Gayo> Mauve: Damn...cover me a second!
<Joseph> «ooc: Well now I have to decide...should I attempt to kill Mauve w/o a lock on or not? »
<Gayo> «ooc: 77% chance of hit, incidentally. »
<Joseph> «ooc: Yeah I knew it was something like that. »
<Gayo> «ooc: Er, 72. Forgot his evade. »
<Joseph> «ooc: heh. »
<Joseph> «ooc: Who says I try to kill Mauve! »
<Marlene> <ooc> Put him out of our misery </ooc>
<Joseph> «ooc: Aww crap, I better try or Hik will prolly be close to KO. »
-> [Gayo] PING
* Lucca is gone (%Doing VayRPG TXP(%log(none))%) (pec)
<Gayo> Chartreuse is asleep!
<Gayo> Neydisa moves to the front row!
* Neydisa steps closer to the group..
<Shane> « OOC: Symphonic Suite part 5 rules. »
<Gayo> Fuschia attacks Hikaru!
<Allen> « ooc: dcc me! ;) »
<Gayo> Fuschia: Feel my powa!
<Hikaru> I feel your failure to grasp the english language more.
<Gayo> 13! 15! (28)
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<Gayo> mauve is defending!
<Gayo> Which was preemtpive! my bad!
<Joseph> «ooc: hehe. »
<Neydisa> << :) >>
<Gayo> Joseph fires the Cormorant at Mauve!
<Joseph> Hmph, I don't need to use my targeting cursor to kill you. *fires at Mauve using the Cormorant once again.*
<Gayo> Mauve: I can weather any assault!
<Gayo> Miss!
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<Gayo> Mauve: Hah! I didn't even feel it! :D
<Joseph> «ooc: I should have known. -_- »
<Gayo> Mauve: Wait, it didn't hit me. Woo!
<Joseph> «ooc: Gayo did that on purpose. »
<Gayo> «ooc: No I didn't. You had a 23% chance to miss. »
<Gayo> «ooc: And you rolled a 15. ^_^ »
<Joseph> «ooc: I know, but 72% sounded better then 23% »
<Joseph> «ooc: Figures. »
<Joseph> Why don't you take me on in a real battle.  No ARMs.  I swear I will make jello out of your fat tubby ass.
<Gayo> Hikaru charges! Force+1!
<Gayo> Mauve: hah! Funny thing to say from the guy who just ran out of bullets. ^_~
<Joseph> I don't need this to kill you.
<Gayo> Marlene attacks Chartreuse!
<Gayo> «ooc: This is gonna suck. »
* Joseph readies his staff
<Gayo> «ooc: You're back row recall. ^_^ »
* Marlene opens fire "And he's sleeping like a baby!"
<Neydisa> << Marlene.. Charty's kind of like me. ^^ >>
<Joseph> «ooc: I know that. ;) »
<Marlene> <ooc> You also told me that it didnt matter if she was back row in my practice battle </ooc>
<Gayo> «ooc: It doesn't for you. I meant Joseph. »
<Marlene> <ooc> Oh </ooc>
<Joseph> «ooc: Yeah, I know. ;) »
<Joseph> «ooc: I have to move to the front lines first. »
<Gayo> 93! Miss! Charetreuse wakes up and gains a level of force! @_@ Bad roll!
<Gayo> Chartreuse: Oog...I need to get a better alarm clock...hey, I'm bleeding too. @_@
* Marlene hides her gun and looks cute and innocent
<Gayo> Chartreuse: Oh, right, we're fighting. Blargh.
* Neydisa sighs. "I wish we didn't have to come to all this..." :/
<Gayo> Turquoise casts Sleep on the back row!
<Gayo> Allen is put to sleep!
* Joseph gives Neydisa the eye of the cold shoulder then concentrates on Mauve again.
* Allen has a sudden affinity for the letter 'z'
<Gayo> Marlene is put to sleep!
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<Gayo> Joseph is put to sleep!
* Marlene snoozes where she stands, head drooping back
<Gayo> Turquoise: Hey, I'm better than I thought.
<Neydisa> << eek ^^ >>
<Joseph> You little....zzzzzzzz.
<Gayo> Allenj is asleep!
<Gayo> Round 3! Everyone gains a level of force except KO'd Jeff!
<Joseph> «ooc: Turq must have had a damn good roll. »
* Allen is asleep again!
<Gayo> «ooc: not really. he just has a high mind. »
<Gayo> Chartreuse Delays his action!
* Hikaru charges energy into his blade in the fast draw manner until it starts glowing black with energy...
<Joseph> «ooc: Ahh, damn him. I wasn't planning on moving to the front row anyways. I still have 1 attack that can be used from the backrow. :D »
<Joseph> «ooc: But I need to charge to use it...^^; »
<Gayo> Neydisa evades!
* Neydisa looks at the sleeping rear, trying to think of what to do. ^^
<Gayo> Fuschia delays his action!
<Joseph> «ooc: You coulda roused me Neydisa! »
<Allen> « ooc: sleeping rear? gah! My butt's asleep! »
<Gayo> Joseph is asleep!
<Marlene> <ooc> lol </ooc>
<Joseph> «ooc: And here it comes. Terra Motion...we can all see it. »
<Gayo> Mauve delays his action!
<Neydisa> << all delaying? :/ >>
<Gayo> Hikaru uses Strength Flash and Fenrir Blade on Fuschia!
* Hikaru holds out his sword in a typical Fast Draw manner, channels energy into his blade, twirls it once, twice, and charges forward, running Fuschia through with the now powerfully charged sword!
<Hikaru> Eat that, fruit.
<Joseph> «ooc: Ney: Terra Motion. 4 person combo. »
<Gayo> Fuschia: I will jnto be defeated so easily!
<Allen> « ooc: eat that fruit! It's good for ya! »
<Hikaru> «ooc: I wll JUNTO! »
<Allen> « ooc: BRB »
<Joseph> «ooc: *eats Fuschia! »
<Gayo> 80 damage! Fuschia gains a level of force!
<Gayo> Marlene is asleep!
<Gayo> The Pastels use Tetra Motion! All HP and Mp restored!
<Gayo> Fuschia: Now you see the power of that which you face! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! BLOO!
<Gayo> «ooc: One sec/. »
<Shane> « OOC: They just used the Power of Humanity?! »
* Joseph suddenly wakes up and throws a pebble at Fuschia. "Be quiet." Goes back to sleep.
<Shane> « OOC: shit! »
<Hikaru> Hmm.
<Neydisa> << and here I was worried about a flurry of attacks. ^^ >>
<Gayo> Allen awakens!
* Allen rubs his eyes
<Gayo> Round 4!
<Neydisa> I'll wake the rest up...
<Gayo> Chartreuse: Ah, that's just peachy. %Right back on my feet!
<Gayo> Rayle: 'Ey! 'At ain't playin' fair!
<Hikaru> Please do.
<Hikaru> Hey, they don't play fair, we don't play fair. Simple, Rayle.
<Gayo> Rayle: Sounds good t'me.
<Joseph> «ooc: Gayo: Beatdown can be used from the back row right? »
<Gayo> Chartreuse summons Moa Gault!
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<Gayo> Chartreuse: Oh, great bird of consuming flame, show our enemies your passionate fury! This could hurt a bit...sorry.
*** Joseph sets mode: +o Allen
<Allen> « ooc: thankee »
* Neydisa blinks. "Moa Gualt too.. what can't you do?" :/
<Joseph> «ooc: n/p »
<Gayo> «ooc: Gah. I hate rolling damage for everyone. ^^; »
<Lucca> «ooc: Bloo? BLOO! BLOOOOO!!! O_o »
<Allen> « ooc: Okay, then I'll roll damage for our side. ;) »
<Gayo> Chartreuse: She has a particular fondness for battles. ^_^
<Shane> « OOC: Gayo, why not script it? »
<Gayo> Allen takes 73 damage!
<Gayo> «ooc: Rest coming »
<Allen> ow!
<Gayo> «ooc: I might someday. »
* Allen pats down his clothes to put out the flames.
<Gayo> Allen takes 73 damage! Hikaru takqes 30 damage! Joseph takes 29 damage and awakens! Marlene takes 53 damage and awakens! Neydisa takes 54 damage! Neydisa gains a level of force!
<Joseph> «ooc: LOL! For some reason I just thought of Zangulus seeing Vurmurgums hair that one time. ^^; »
* Neydisa gets knocked back slightly. "I have to show him I can..."
<Joseph> «ooc: You can do it! You can do it all night long! »
* Marlene snaps awake "I'll go to school! I'll go to school! Just dont pinch me like that!....huh? Wha..?"
* Joseph awakens and stands up not saying anything.
<Gayo> Neydisa uses Mystic and uses  Heal Berry on the back row!
* Neydisa pulls out a Heal Berry, and starts chanting softly. "..mundane to magical, ordinary to extraordinary... show your hidden might!"
<Gayo> Allen, Marlene and Joseph regain 50 HP! 
<Joseph> «ooc: :D »
<Allen> :D
<Marlene> <ooc> hehe.. I only took 3 damage then ^^ </ooc>
<Allen> Thanks Neydisa!
<Gayo> «ooc: Joseph took none. ^_~ »
<Shane> « OOC: anyone know where I can get the FF2j and 3j OSVs? »
<Joseph> «ooc: hehe ;) »
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<Hikaru> «ooc: Japan, Shane. »
<Gayo> >> Chartreuse sweatdrops.
* Marlene smiles moving her arms about like they were sore "Thanks a lot Ney!"
* Neydisa takes a deep breath, and gets on a knee.
*** Lucca sets mode: +o Rasis
<Joseph> «ooc: Rasis...your dead right now ^^; »
<Allen> « ooc: Uh.. did they make them? »
<Gayo> Chartreuse: Well jeez. Up to you, Fuschia!
<Lucca> «ooc: Bad late Rasis! NO COOKIE! >:/ »
<Rasis> << Heyo. >>
<Shane> « OOC: ...I was wondering more along digital means ;) »
<Rasis> << ..I'm.. what? >>
<Lucca> «ooc: ^^ You're um...an hour late? »
<Gayo> Fuschia: I shall show these poor excuses for warriors a thing or two! Fear my technique!
<Joseph> «ooc: Or I should say Jeff is Ko'ed. »
<Allen> « ooc: don't worry, I've got magicals »
<Hikaru> WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!? I'M SICK OF YOUR EGO-BOOSTING CRAP!
* Allen smiles
<Gayo> Fuschia attacks Hikaru!
<Rasis> << I'm an hour late because my computer bit it. Kiss my ass, people. >>
<Gayo> Fuschia: Aha! Is that the nagging twinge of envy I hear? Feel my power!
<Rasis> << ;) >>
<Joseph> «ooc: Is it shiny and clean? »
<Neydisa> << ^^; >>
<Allen> « ooc: Rasis: no thanks. »
<Lucca> «ooc: I'd rather not ^^; »
<Joseph> «ooc: Me neither. »
<Gayo> 13! 13! (26)
<Hikaru> IT'S NOT ENVY YOUR SELF-ABSORBED FRUIT! IT'S CALLED THE FACT THAT I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS AND I WANT TO SEE THEM PAINTING THESE WALLS!
* Hikaru lets the attacks through, but doesn't seem to care.
<Gayo> Joseph does nothing!
* Marlene holds her ears "Stop using such nasty language!"
<Joseph> «ooc: Wah, I wanna know of Beatdown can be used from the backrow. I know I can hit the enemy back row...but not if I can use it from the back row. »
<Gayo> Mauve uses the Plasma Blade on Hikaru!
<Gayo> Mauve: Ahaha! I'll send you to hell for donuts!
<Joseph> «ooc: Bai Hik... »
<Hikaru> -_- Are you still talking, you retards?
<Gayo> 213 damage! Hikaru survives with 1 HP!
<Neydisa> Hikaru.. look out!
<Gayo> Hikaru gains a level of force!
* Hikaru bleeds. ^^; He bleeds a lot. But he doesn't seem to care at the moment...he is pissed. ^_^
<Joseph> «ooc: How many bullets does that damn blade have? »
<Gayo> «ooc: 2. »
<Gayo> «ooc: it's empty./ »
<Joseph> «ooc: Does Mauve carry clips? »
<Gayo> «ooc: None of them have items. »
<Joseph> «ooc: Ok. :D »
<Gayo> Hikaru uses Hypercharge! Agility +2 levels!
* Neydisa pushes some ruffled blue hair from her eyes, and stands back up. .o ( I should fight as a Shaman, not because of what those thieves have... I just have to stay focused... )
<Gayo> Marlene does nothing!
<Gayo> Turquoise charges!
<Gayo> Fiorce+1
<Gayo> Turquoise: That worked damn well last time. :D
* Hikaru tosses away his Gandalfian hat, pushes his hair out of his eyes, and glares at the Pastels. "That's it. No more mister nice guy."
<Gayo> Allen uses Flame on the enemy back row!
* Allen draws 'Fray' in the air with his wand. A gash of heat passes through the air and ignites around two of the Pastel Pals.
<Shane> « OOC: for a bunch of paisleys, they sure are tough ;) »
<Allen> « ooc: I was about to do that too. »
<Gayo> Chartreuse takes 67 damage! Gains a level of force! Turquoise takes 92 damage! Gains a level of force!
<Gayo> Turquoise: Ow! This isn't good for my self-esteem. ;_;
<Allen> « ooc: help me blast the mage! »
<Joseph> «ooc: Who is the mage? »
<Gayo> Round 5!
<Hikaru> «ooc: Turq. »
<Allen> « ooc: Turquoise, I think. »
<Allen> « ooc: Who needs healing? »
<Hikaru> «ooc: I'm going after the mother Fuscher. »
<Hikaru> «ooc: I DO, AL! >_< »
<Allen> « ooc: I think I had better do that first. :/ »
<Joseph> I can't.  I'm charging.  And Hik needs healing badly.
<Hikaru> «ooc: I have 1 HP! :P »
<Joseph> «ooc: ACK@!!!efdsafjaoiuhrfoer09832fb »
<Neydisa> << I'm at half.. 54. ^^ >>
<Gayo> «ooc: Remember, a lot of you have Berries. »
<Joseph> «ooc: Well at least it kinda fit :\ »
<Allen> « ooc: Okay, I heal Front Row. »
<Allen> « ooc: good? »
<Gayo> «ooc: Can you msg? »
<Neydisa> << I'm down on berries now sadly. :( >>
<Gayo> «ooc: Oh, right. i suck. »
<Allen> « ooc: Gayo: uh? »
* Lucca is back (%gone: 33mins 9secs ) (pec)
<Joseph> «ooc: Since I gave my attack...brb real quick. »
<Gayo> Chartreuse evades! Neydisa evades!
<Gayo> Chartreuse uses Bait and Switch and moves to the front row!
<Gayo> Chartreuse: Tag, Mauve. ^^
<Gayo> Fuschia uses Concussion Slash on Hikaru!
<Allen> « ooc: damn. »
<Neydisa> << aww. :( >>
<Gayo> Fuschia: This will render you a drooling fool!
<Hikaru> ...
<Hikaru> Dry up, you retard.
<Gayo> 14 damage! Hikaru is Confused!
<Gayo> «ooc: Er... »
<Gayo> «ooc: @_@ »
<Marlene> <ooc> <Hikaru> Should I die now? I'm confused... </ooc>
<Gayo> Hikaruy survives with 1 HP AGAIN!
<Neydisa> << He's got guts! :D >>
<Gayo> «ooc: jees. And you have 11 Wil,m too. :P LKucky bastard. »
<Allen> « ooc: *blink »
<Hikaru> Shouldn't I die now? I'm confused...
<Marlene> <ooc> lol </ooc>
<Allen> « ooc: yaay! »
<Gayo> Hikaru manages to keep his eye on the ball - Hikaru attacks Fuschia!
* Hikaru charges towards Fuschia, spilling Gella everywhere, and tries to make Fuschia - literally - eat his sword.
* Hikaru stabs Fuschia in the mouth some more. "Eat it! EAT IT!"
<Lucca> «ooc: OBSCENE! »
<Neydisa> << lol o_O >>
<Shane> « OOC: wa HENTAI! »
<Gayo> Fuschia: What? This is impossible! Blorf! Blorf I say! @_@
<Gayo> 20! 18! (38)
<Lucca> «ooc: Fuschia: Mwy twonge is gwowwne :( »
* Marlene covers her eyes again "That's too nasty to watch..."
<Gayo> Chartreuse: Hm. Might need to get Riggy in here again. :/
* Hikaru hops back to the front row and laughs maniacally. :O
<Neydisa> This is getting ugly.. :/
<Gayo> Joseph charges! Force+2!
<Gayo> Mauve moves to the back row!
<Gayo> Mauve: That's all I need to do up there...time to snipe. *pulls out the Albatross*
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<Gayo> Marlene attacks Turquoise!
<Marlene> This is for the sleeping trick girly man!
<Gayo> Miss! Miss!
<Gayo> Turquoise: Whew. -_-;
<Gayo> Allen casts Heal on the front row!
* Allen .. uh.. like he said.
* Marlene blinks, and checks her gun out "I just cleaned it today when I woke up... wonder what's wrong..."
<Gayo> Hikaru and Neydisa regain 73 HP!
<Gayo> Turquoise: I am protected by the gods! ^_
<Gayo> ~
<Cody> «ooc: You will be as Gods! ^^ »
* Neydisa looks remarkably better. "Thank you Allen.." :)
* Allen smiles.
<Gayo> Turquoise casts Heal on Turquoise!
<Gayo> Turquoise regains 75 HP!
<Hikaru> Scallion?
<Hikaru> Beef scallion?
<Gayo> Turquoise: Sugoi! I AM good enough!
<Gayo> Round 6! Rig-Rat wears off! Everyone gains a level of force!
<Gayo> Joseph is Condition green!
<Gayo> «ooc: You can Rouse hik to unconf him, btw. »
<Neydisa> << on it >>
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<Allen> « ooc: anyone in dire need of healing? »
<Neydisa> << I'm maxxed. :) >>
<Hikaru> «ooc: I still need healing! I'm less than half my HP! ;) »
<Gayo> «ooc: Hik and Jeff. »
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<Gayo> «ooc: Jeff needs reviving more though. ^_~ »
<Gayo> «ooc: Waiting on Joseph. »
<Neydisa> << Would if I could. :) >>
<Allen> « ooc: okay, going to revive Jeff. If anyone feels like parting with a heal berry... »
<Gayo> «ooc: joseph? Going in 3... »
<Gayo> «ooc: 2... »
<Gayo> «ooc: 1... »
<Gayo> «ooc: Joseph is GM-controlled this round. >:D "Beatdown Hikaru!" »
<Neydisa> << lol no ^^; >>
<Gayo> Chartreuse evades!
<Gayo> Chartreuse: Could use a little pick-me-up Turq.
<Gayo> Turquoise: Hang on, hang on, it's in here somewhere...-_-;
* Neydisa runs up and whaps Hikaru with the flat of her punch dagger. "Wake up, Hikaru.."
<Gayo> Neydisa rouses Hikaru! Hikaru comes back to his senses!
<Gayo> Fuschia: Curses! You've ruined my foolproof plan! Now I shall exact my burning revenge!
<Gayo> Fuschia attacks Neydisa!
* Neydisa drops back, trying to defend.
<Allen> « ooc: damn. not enough MP for revive :O »
<Neydisa> << charge Allen! :) >>
<Neydisa> << er meditate >>
<Gayo> Miss! 27! (27)
<Gayo> Counter-8!
<Allen> « ooc: oh! I forgot about that. »
* Neydisa repostes as best as she can.
<Neydisa> I just want my case... it's an heirloom!
<Gayo> Fuschia: Darn you, witch!
<Gayo> Hikaru uses a Heal Berry on himself! Regains 50 HP!
* Hikaru chugs a bottle of Heal Berry Juice. ;)
<Gayo> Joseph moves to the front row!
<Gayo> «ooc: *baps Dekar* »
<Gayo> Mauve charges! Force+1!
<Gayo> Mauve: We ready?
<Gayo> Turquoise: Almost...
<Gayo> Marlene uses Determination! Her Dex and Agi go up two levels!
<Gayo> Chartreuse: About time, eh? ^_^
<Hikaru> Guys!
<Hikaru> Concentrate on ONE of them!
* Allen votes Turquoise.
<Hikaru> Sure. He's the mage, he'll probably die quickest.
<Gayo> Turquoise casts Shield on Chartreuse! Chartreuse is Shielded until round 10!
<Gayo> Turquoise: Hey! I resent that!
* Allen sweatdrops
<Allen> hey!  Me too!
<Marlene> Let's take out the spelly freaky...
<Gayo> Allen uses a Magic Carrot on himself! Regains 10 MP!
<Gayo> Round 7!
* Allen crunches a carrot 'tween his teeth. "Yummy!"
*** Rasis is now known as Jeff
<Gayo> «ooc: You okay, Ras? :/ Sorry about the comp. ^^; »
<Gayo> «ooc: Awaiting Hikaru and Joseph. »
<Jeff> << Ok, now I'm actually here. >>
<Gayo> Chartreuse delays his action!
<Hikaru> «ooc: lol... http://www.techhouse.brown.edu/ »
<Gayo> Neydisa uses Rig-Rat! Counter Threshold is 0 until turn 12!
* Neydisa does several acrobatic flips, akin to climbing imaginary rigging... Rig-Rat!
<Cody> «ooc: Is this a crack? O-o »
<Gayo> Fuschia delays his action!
<Gayo> Fuschia: You can't win! We shall never be defeated, vile insects!
<Hikaru> ...Yeah. Sure.
<Hikaru> Get a life. And stop having anal sex. Then we might not be able to win.
<Marlene> Eeew!! Stop talking so nasty!
<Gayo> Chartreuse: That made no sense at all. O_o
<Neydisa> Nobody has to be defeated, just hand over what you took. :/
<Cody> «ooc: Ellena faints. :p If she exsisted. »
<Gayo> 35 damage! Turquoise resists confusion!
<Hikaru> «ooc: Wha? »
<Gayo> Joseph attacks Fuschia!
<Hikaru> «ooc: Turquoise spontaneously took 35 damage? »
<Gayo> «ooc: It does damage too. »
<Joseph> «ooc: ARGH!!! I'M SO FUCKING PISSED AT MYSELF NOW! »
<Gayo> «ooc: Er... »
<Jeff> << What does, Fuschia delaying his action? ;) >>
-> [#WARPG] PING
-Jeff- <Buck> Elanya: Hey, we *almost* slept together.
-Shane- Emperor Turhan: "The past tempts us, the present confuses us, the future frightens us, and our lives slip away moment by moment, lost in that vast, terrible in-between."
<Gayo> Uh...Hikaru uses Concussion Slash! Retroactively!
<Joseph> «ooc: Sorry, but I made pretty big mess and had to clean it up. -_- »
<Gayo> NOW Joseph attacks Fuschia!
<Cody> «ooc: Jospeh...don't peepee on yourself :( »
<Neydisa> << It's ok Jo.. :) >>
<Joseph> «ooc: peepee @_@ WTF »
<Gayo> Miss! Miss! (0)
<Cody> «ooc: You made a pretty big mes and had to clean it up? ;) »
<Hikaru> «ooc: OBSCENE! Oh, wait...it's not really »
<Gayo> Fuschia: My mighty manliness blinds all who oppose me!
<Neydisa> << dang... they dodge insanely. ^^; >>
<Gayo> «ooc: He just had freaky luck. »
<Hikaru> No, your womanly fashion sense does that.
<Gayo> «ooc: Does have 20 agi though. »
<Joseph> «ooc: Whats my force at? »
<Gayo> Mauve delays his action!
<Gayo> «ooc: 4 »
<Joseph> «ooc: and are any of them dead? »
<Neydisa> << nope. >>
<Gayo> «ooc: No. »
<Gayo> Marlene attacks Turquoise! 
<Hikaru> «ooc: KILL TURQUOISE. QUICK! :O »
<Gayo> >> Turquoise blinks.
<Joseph> «ooc: K...maybe NOW I can RP. »
* Marlene opens fire on Turq! "NOW for the payback!"
<Gayo> 148! 128! (276) Turquoise is KO'd!
* Marlene gets a grin "Sucker!"
<Cody> «ooc: YEAH! :D :D :D :D :D »
<Gayo> «ooc: You are so lucky he didn't Ko checki. ^_~ »
<Joseph> «ooc: Some payback. »
<Gayo> The Tetra Motion fizzles!
<Gayo> Mauve: Hey! 
<Hikaru> Thank you. This makes it much easier. Now we can kick their asses without using that wierd thingie.
* Marlene cute smiles "Hey.. is that what you guys meant by take one out?"
<Gayo> Mauve: Now I have to get nasty!
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<Hikaru> «ooc: OBSCENE! »
<Hikaru> Yeah.
<Neydisa> I think we can do it now..
<Marlene> <ooc> >> Mauve MOONS the party! They're all blind until round 14! </ooc>
<Cody> «ooc: Wah! Hikaru said it before me! :( »
<Gayo> «ooc: That was the very ladt chance you had to stop them, too. ^_~ »
<Gayo> Allen revives Jeff! Jeff is revived with 28 HP!
<Marlene> <ooc> >> Mauve laughs "Feast on the sight that is my pasty while pansy ass!" </ooc>
<Joseph> «ooc: WTF! My left shift won't work when I push the right arrow key O_O »
* Allen sketches Muse and Geo together in the air above Jeff. "Avenge death-" *blink. "-er.. unconsciousness with the power of the land and the sea..." A beam of heavenly light finds its way into the cave and surrounds Jeff.
<Gayo> «ooc: Jeff has 0 force now, btw. »
<Cody> «ooc: Jeff sucks! :D »
<Cody> «ooc: *ducks* For a round only! »
<Gayo> Fuschia: Our strength is that of ten men! Defeating one of us only makes the rest stronger! Soon you will all fall before me!
<Joseph> «ooc: Who is the sloest Pastel? »
<Joseph> «ooc: slowest too. »
<Hikaru> «ooc: The now dead Turquoise. »
<Allen> « ooc: Turq was, I think. »
<Gayo> Round 8!
<Joseph> «ooc: That is alive ;) »
<Hikaru> «ooc: Mauve, I believe. »
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<Joseph> «ooc: Oh well... »
*** Neydisa sets mode: +o Jeff
<Hikaru> ¬_¬
<Hikaru> Do you want me to shove my sword up your rootie pooh candy ass, fruit?
<Gayo> «ooc: WB. You're alive with 28 HP and 0 force, it's round 8. »
<Jeff> << All righty! Either my computer is being gay, or LNet is being gay. I'm willing to bet its.. ah.. 'both' >>
<Joseph> «ooc: WOO! I fixed that left left shift problem. »
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<Neydisa> << correction.. our enemies are gay as well.. so it's all three! ;) >>
<Gayo> «ooc: okay, we'll say Jeff attacks. Joseph? Action?> »
<Shane> « OOC: not that there's anything wrong with that ;) »
<Gayo> Chartreuse summons Rigdobrite!
<Gayo> Chartreuse: Looks like we need a bit more defense. ^^;
<Gayo> Chartreuse: Don't take it personally, shaman woman. :D
<Gayo> Neydisa evades!
* Neydisa shakes her head. "I won't.. it's not your fault.."
* Neydisa pulls up her daggers, and looks at Fuschia. "Though.. witch? You're lower than me.. at least I earn what I have in life.."
<Joseph> «ooc: Woo, Rigdobrite failed! :D »
<Hikaru> Well said.
<Gayo> Fuschia: Hah! I like you. Perhaps You can join us when we defeat you. 
<Gayo> Fuschia attacks Neydisa!
<Joseph> «ooc: Yeah and name him Periwinkle! »
* Neydisa tries to wind out of the way with ehr small body, and counter!
<Gayo> 30! Miss! (30)
<Gayo> Counter-5!
<Neydisa> << I'm a tryin' at least. ^^ >>
<Gayo> Hikaru uses Fenrir Blade on Mauve!
<Gayo> Mauve: Your puny sword cannot stand up to the power of ARMS!
<Hikaru> Now you die, Gun-boy. ^_- Have a nice fucking day.
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* Hikaru holds out his sword in a typical Fast Draw manner, channels energy into his blade, twirls it once, twice, and charges forward, running Purple...er, Mauve even through with the now powerfully charged sword!
*** Joseph sets mode: +o Jeff
<Marlene> Sheesh! What did I say about bad language?
<Jeff> << Yep. Definately LNet. >>
<Hikaru> I don't know. I wasn't listening.
<Gayo> «ooc: Sorry. :/ »
<Marlene> I said to stop using it.. --;
<Gayo> 62 damage!
<Gayo> «ooc: Jeff, want me to control you for this battle? »
<Joseph> «ooc: Jeff needs to use a heal berry badly! »
<Gayo> Chartreuse: Rigdobrite doesn't want us to die here. ^_^
<Jeff> << You already are, aren't you? I'll try, though. I figure the action I gave you for this round'll be the only one that gets through at this rate >>
<Gayo> «ooc: Ah, what action? I missed it. »
<Jeff> << Figures. >>
<Gayo> Joseph uses Beatdown on Mauve! Miss!
<Gayo> «ooc: he rolled a 93. ^_^ »
<Joseph> «ooc: WTF! »
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<Joseph> «ooc: My luck damn sucks today! »
<Gayo> «ooc: Which is to say, you rolled a 7. »
<Neydisa> << It must be the floral patterns >>
<Cody> «ooc: Ooh »
<Neydisa> << ^_^; >>
<Gayo> Mauve: Cute. Allow me to show you something!
<Gayo> Mauve uses Double Shot to fire the Albatross at Joseph!
<Joseph> «ooc: It figures -_- »
* Joseph attempts to dodge the oncoming bullets
<Marlene> <ooc> <Joey> Watch this.. I learned it by renting the Matrix! </ooc>
<Gayo> 99! 90! (189) Joseph is KO'd!
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*** Cody sets mode: +o Jeff
<Gayo> >> Mauve blows smoke away from the barrel of the Albatross. "Sucker."
<Joseph> «ooc: Well at least I can wash a load of clothes now...brb real quick this time. »
* Marlene flails cutely "That's my line!"
<Gayo> «ooc: marlene is heather! »
<Marlene> <ooc> Huh? </ooc>
<Gayo> Marlene attacks Fuschia
<Gayo> !
* Marlene opens fire on Fushia! "THIS is how you attack someone!"
<Gayo> Fuschia: Yoru girly aim is no match for my manly dodging skills!
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<Neydisa> << This fight is tragic and amusing at the same time. >>
<Gayo> «ooc: That's the pastels in a nutshell. »
<Cody> «ooc: waaiii »
<Gayo> 66! 64! (130) Fuschia is KO'd!
* Neydisa blinks. "Marlene..." o_o
<Gayo> Mauve: Well shit.;
<Shane> « OOC: power to the pistol! »
<Marlene> Hehe.. what were you saying? Something about my aim.. and that you get stronger when one is defeated? Rubish I say... puuuure rubish.
* Marlene smiles at Ney "What? I'm clearing them out aren't I?"
<Gayo> Jeff charges! Force+1!
* Hikaru claps "Nice. Now next time aim for their heads."
<Marlene> I'm not gonna off them... even if they are mean and girly...
* Neydisa stutters. "N..nothing.. just.. you're evry good.. I wish I was like that.."
<Joseph> «ooc: See, look how quickly I returned this time. »
<Gayo> Allen charges! Force+2! Allen is Condition Green!
* Marlene smiles at Ney again "Dont be so nervous! I'm on your side after all.."
* Allen prepares...
<Gayo> Round 9! Everyone but Jeff and Allen gain 1 force!
<Joseph> «ooc: And me »
<Marlene> <ooc> Who's left again? ^^; </ooc>
<Gayo> «ooc: And turquoise and fuschia. But I'm not counting KO'd people. ^_^ »
<Joseph> «ooc: heh. »
* Neydisa looks back at Chartruese. "Will you give it back yet?"
<Jeff> << I'm lost here. I have no idea what enemies are up, if the group's ok, what Jeff's HP is.. >>
<Joseph> «ooc: Someone revive me! »
<Neydisa> << I cannot sadly. I need to stock up on tiems next store. :) >>
<Neydisa> << er items >>
<Shane> « OOC: you guys better watch out. a hundred gella says Gayo has enemies that revive their own fallen sometime during this game »
<Gayo> «ooc: Chartreuse front row, mauve back. Everyone's alive except Joseph, only Marlene and Allen are back row, jeff has 28 HP. »
<Hikaru> «ooc: One of the reasons we offed Turq. first, Shane. »
<Hikaru> «ooc: in a practice bout he revived Fuschia. »
<Gayo> «ooc: Yeah, Turquoise can. »
<Shane> « OOC: you practiced against these guys? O_o »
<Marlene> <ooc> I didn't ^^; </ooc>
<Joseph> «ooc: Yeah, but they were weaker at the time as well. »
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* Jeff blinks a few times, watching the two remaining Pastels. "I wish I had the faintest clue as to why I came here."
<Joseph> «ooc: [Hikaru] Plot Device. »
* Marlene smiles "I came for the reward..."
<Cody> «ooc: Waai! »
<Hikaru> Plo...no, I won't say it.
<Gayo> Chartreuse: Well, feel free to leave anytime. ^_^
<Gayo> «ooc: Joseph, Allen? »
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<Hikaru> You know...
<Hikaru> Shut up.
<Jeff> Tempting.
<Hikaru> Shut the FUCK up. Before I rip out your tongue like I did your pink friend there.
<Gayo> «ooc: Er, Joseph is dead. I suck. »
<Gayo> Chartreuse: Geez, little violent. O_o
<Marlene> Gaaah... your cussing again...
<Gayo> Chartreuse:L You remind me of fuschia. ^_^
<Neydisa> Just give up, please?
<Hikaru> SHUT UP! DO YOU THINK I CARE?!
<Joseph> «ooc: I'm dead »
<Gayo> Chartreuse evades!
* Jeff stretches his arms a bit, shaking them out and taking a fighting stance. "Except that I have a mild issue or two to rewolve with that weasel behind you."
<Gayo> «ooc: Wow, Hikaru is nuts. O_o »
* Jeff grins.
* Hikaru snaps his head around at Chartreuse and glares. "Bite me."
<Gayo> Neydisa evades!
* Neydisa keeps on the defensive, a little hurt and out of any more items..
<Hikaru> «ooc: * Hikaru's head spins around 360 and he starts spewing out pea soup »
<Gayo> Hikaru attacks Chartreuse!
<Gayo> Chartreuse: Tsk tsk. Your anger will make you careless. I am shielded by heavenly powers!
<Hikaru> And I'm shielded by skill. I know what I'm doing, in other words. You're just a third-rate sorceror.
<Gayo> Miss! 10! (10)
* Hikaru beats down Charmander! Er, Chartreuse even!
<Gayo> Counter-8!
<Joseph> «ooc: Quit being Lina Inverse :P »
<Gayo> Mauve attacks Jeff!
<Gayo> Mauve: Stay DOWN!
<Neydisa> << don't pick on Jeff :o >>
<Gayo> Miss! 20! (20)
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<Gayo> «ooc: Lucky. :o »
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<Gayo> Mauver: Damn! Frizznabbit! *shakes his mini-crossbow and reloads it*
<Cody> «ooc: Heather. You're weird ;) »
<Gayo> Jeff attacks Chartreuse!
<Joseph> «ooc: Well that quit message was...OBSCENE! »
* Jeff takes the hit, staggering. "Ok, this is... starting to get.. annoying..."
<Joseph> «ooc: No I take that back. Its only Heather. »
* Jeff stumbles forward, pivots, and fires off a trio of kicks at Chartreuse
<Gayo> Chartreuse: -_- i warned you.
<Gayo> Miss! Miss! Miss!
<Cody> «ooc: He pivots like a ballet dancer! :D »
<Neydisa> << This might sting. >>
<Gayo> Counter-6! 7! 7!
<Gayo> «ooc: GOD you rolled bad. O_o »
* Jeff just plain falls over trying, and is pounded into the dirt
<Marlene> <ooc> River DANCE! </ooc>
<Gayo> Jeff/o @_@
<Gayo> JEFF SURVIVES WITH 1 HP! WOOO!
<Hikaru> «ooc: Jeff divided by 0? :O He ceases to exist! »
<Gayo> «ooc: i don't think that's ever happened before. ^_~ »
<Jeff> << Wait.. wait.. a KO check.. went MY way? :o >>
* Jeff rolls weakly back to his feet. "Ow.. ow.."
<Gayo> marlene attacks Chartreuse!
<Gayo> Char: Why is everybhody always picken on the short guy, eh?
* Marlene opens fire on Char! "Look! Over there!"
<Cody> «ooc: Yeah! :( Why? Short people rule! »
* Neydisa frowns a little at that.
<Gayo> Char: Time to demonstrate my acrobatic skill!
<Joseph> «ooc: Char is lying. He is really a tall guy. ;) »
<Hikaru> I don't pick on the tall or short, freak.
<Gayo> Miss! Miss!
<Hikaru> I just pick on the retards.
<Gayo> >> Chartreuse makes a v-sign.
<Marlene> <ooc> bad rolls? </ooc>
<Gayo> Allen casts Heal on the front row!
* Allen sketches Muse in the air. "May the water refresh and restore." The air glows around the four warriors in the front row.
<Shane> « OOC: Short people of the world, unite! »
<Gayo> Hikaru, Neydisa, and Jeff regain 79 HP!
<Joseph> «ooc: The glow bypasses me. ;D »
<Gayo> Joseph regains 0 HP and stays down!
<Gayo> «ooc: :D »
<Joseph> «ooc: yay! »
<Gayo> Round 10! Chartreuse's shield wears off!
<Gayo> Chartreuse: Well, looks like the jig is up.
<Joseph> «ooc: damnit I'm not now ;_; »
<Gayo> Chartreuse: Hm.
* Marlene nods slowly, grinning a little as she puts in another clip of ammo "Oh you bet it's up..."
<Neydisa> It doesn't have to be, you know.. just turn yoruself in and we can end this..
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<Allen> « ooc: Hikaru what's your HP? »
<Neydisa> << Okay ^^ >>
<Gayo> Chartreuse: Turn myself in! Hah! The pastels would never face such an ignoble fate! We'll live to fight another day!
<Gayo> «ooc: just use Flame, allen. Trust me. ^_~ »
<Joseph> «ooc: revive me! I wanna live! »
<Hikaru> «ooc: 69. ;P Honestly, I have no cl00 »
<Gayo> «ooc: 195 Hp for hik »
<Allen> « ooc: Jo: not enough MP, sorry. »
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<Gayo> «ooc: I'm assuming Jeff attacks because we want this fight to end soon. ^_^ »
<Joseph> «ooc: *sighs* I didn't want to live anyways. »
<Cody> «ooc: Rawr, Heather. :P »
<Gayo> «ooc: allen? »
<Joseph> «ooc: WAH! I ran out of wine! »
<Gayo> Chartreuse leaps onto the couch!
<Gayo> Neydisa attacks Chartreuse!
<Gayo> Chartreuse: Ah sheesh. Do we have to do this...?
* Neydisa frowns. "Not this again.. I'll show you what I should've done last time.." :/
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<Joseph> «ooc: *Chartreuse grabs Marlene and takes her with him* "Hey baby." »
* Neydisa tries to pincer him in her two daggers, bounding onto the couch after him.
<Marlene> <ooc> *blasts his nads off and walks away ^^; </ooc>
* Jeff turns around briefly, smiles, and nods to Allen. "Thanks!"
* Allen nods :)
<Hikaru> Hey! O_o This is NOT the time for that!
<Cody> «ooc: OBSECNE! :O »
<Gayo> Critical-5! 3! (8)
<Gayo> «ooc: WAIT MY BAD »
<Neydisa> << Crit. o_O >>
<Gayo> Critical-8! 5! (13)
<Gayo> Hikaru attacks Chartreuse!
<Neydisa> << Booya! Charty's mine! let the short people duke it out. :) >>
* Joseph is still playing with the worms.
* Hikaru slaps Chartreuse around with the back side of his blade...oh...wait. This is a double-edged sword.
<Gayo> Critical-24! 15! Chartreuse is KO'd!
* Allen digs through his class notes for an attack spell. "Hmm. 'Summon Smell of Bad Fish?'" *sweatdrops. "Agh.. there's got to be one in here..."
<Shane> « OOC: finally. »
<Gayo> Chartreuse: Oog. You know the plan, M. O_o
<Hikaru> «ooc: OBSCENE, ALLEN! :O »
* Neydisa sighs. "Sorry.. I tried to warn you." :/
<Gayo> Mauve jumps onto the couch and pulls a cord hanging from the ceiling! The room starts to shake. @_@
<Allen> augh!
<Gayo> Jeff uses Reflex Boost! Yadda yadda, fight ends this round, stuff happens, woo.
* Neydisa falls off the couch, and rolls back into formation, startled by the shaking.
<Marlene> Guess that decides who I shoot aaaaat!! Aaah! What's going on?
* Allen drops his notes all over the place.
<Gayo> Marlene attacks Mauve!
* Hikaru shudders.
* Marlene steadies herself and shoots "This is for making the room shake!"
<Gayo> «ooc: This is SO gonna hurt. »
<Gayo> Mauve: Bah! It's not my fault!
* Marlene nods cutely "Then it's for being a theiving meany."
<Gayo> 62! Critical-86! (148) Mauve is KO'd!
<Gayo> Victory! 
<Joseph> «ooc: I'm still dead! »
<Gayo> Gained 120 EXp and 100 fella!
<Gayo> gella
<Cody> «ooc: I got 100 fellas! :D »
<Neydisa> << fellas! :D >>
<Allen> ...
<Hikaru> «ooc: Hey, fella. Come here often? »
* Marlene smiles and reholsters her gun like a wild west expert "Well.. that was easy enough."
<Allen> « ooc: LOL! »
<Cody> «ooc: Don't hit on me, Hikaru! :O »
<Gayo> Joseph revives with 1 HP!
<Neydisa> << Marlene IS Calamity Jane. >>
* Hikaru starts pocketing gella again. ;)
<Gayo> >> The room is rumbling ominously, and coal dust is sifting down from the ceiling...
* Joseph sits up kinda a pissed off at himself for letting Mauve get the best of him.
<Allen> yikes!
<Marlene> <ooc> How'd you guess? =) </ooc>
* Hikaru then stands backup after noticing the dust...
<Hikaru> Guys...
* Allen gathers up his notes, quickly!
* Neydisa looks around in the shaking, for her silevr case in the piles of money.
<Hikaru> We...need..to get the hell out of here! O_o This place is gonna collapse!
<Neydisa> It's got to be here..
<Hikaru> ...I think.
* Marlene tugs her hat closer to her head, trying to keep her hair clean "Eeew! I just washed my hair with peach shampoo! Now it's getting all dirty!"
<Allen> « ooc: heehee! »
<Hikaru> Don't complain! O_o
<Gayo> >> The floor suddenly rumbles loudly as a giant trapdoor opens under the couch, causing it and the Pastels to plummet out of sight! @_@
<Hikaru> Waaah! :O
<Cody> «ooc: Someone save little Timmy! :( »
* Marlene grabs something off the Pastel gang as proof they're defeted.. but.. doesn't make it over in time "Crud!"
<Joseph> «ooc: Is TB really worth saving? ;) »
<Cody> «ooc: Uh. No, the cute little miner boy from last session :p »
<Gayo> >> Neydisa sees a glint out of the corner of her eyes....
<Joseph> «ooc: He isn't with us. He stayed outside. »
<Jeff> Well.. that's a rather self-destructive method of aescape..
<Jeff> << escape >>
* Marlene looks around the room for something instead, more worried about that and the condition of her hair than the rumbling "They're not gonna beleive us if we dont have anything..."
* Neydisa tries to rummage through the loot frantically, aware there's not much time if the place is going to collapse.. ^^
<Neydisa> .oO( Come on... come on... )
<Gayo> >> Neydisa finds her case! :D The shaking gradually subsides, leaving a giant hole in the floor and little else.
<Gayo> >> The party is left alone in the room full of treasure...suddenly Jessamyn bursts in with the little miner boy close behind. "Is everything alright?"

---

<Gayo> >> Everything is dark and silent, save for the soft murmuring of voices, a thousand coversations blurred into one ambient sound. Footsteps ring out in the black limbo, sharp claps that silence the myriad unknown listeners. The steps cease as abruptly as they began, and there is the sound of many people shifting position, followed by silence. 
<Gayo> >> The strum of a guitar cuts through the oblivion, sharp and clear in the absence of all else. In the distance, someone coughs, then all is quiet again. Finally a voice speaks...lilting and mellifluous, calm and firm, on the high end of masculinity, pleasant and self-assured.
<Gayo> Poet: Good evening to you, one and all.
<Gayo>       Please know, whatever might befall
<Gayo>       Beneath this high Proscenium arch,
<Gayo>       Be't wedding bells or fun'ral march,
<Gayo>       However concrete it may seem,
<Gayo>       Is nothing but a passing dream,
<Gayo>       And if this fantasy offends,
<Gayo>       Allow me now to make amends,
<Gayo>       For harm was surely not my aim -
<Gayo>       Be not perturbed; it's just a game.
<Gayo> Poet: Now close your eyes; now shed your sense,
<Gayo>       And give yourself to my pretence.
<Gayo>       Envision now the land of light,
<Gayo>       Where smokestacks claw the empty night;
<Gayo>       Where colored banners line the streets,
<Gayo>       Disguising hatreds and deceits.
<Gayo>       Such is the wage of steel's regime;
<Gayo>       Stagnation is the urban dream.
<Gayo>       Our players walk amidst the throng,
<Gayo>       Oblivious...but not for long.

---

<Gayo> >> As the haggard group returns to the city, night has fallen, and Adlehyde is demonstating its vaunted electric lighting by illuminating everything from a thousand glimmering points. It's hard to believe everyone here was unconscuious a few mere hours ago...now the place is as bustling as ever, and everyone's right back to business as usual. 
<Gayo> >> Jessamyn appeared earlier and explained what had happened, neglecting to mention the theft of the Royal sceptre, which she recovered personally from the Pastels' treasure room, or the fact that a ragtag bunch of citizens saved the day instead of the elite royal guard, who were mostly asleep. 
<Gayo> «ooc: Go. :D You can buy stuff now if you want, too. You all have your money back. »
<Neydisa> << Yahoo! ^_^ >>
<Gayo> Rayle: Well 'at was right odd.
* Hikaru murmurs to Rayle. "Think I'd be able to get in the castle right now?"
* Allen nods
<Gayo> Rayle: S'pose th'princess'll be appearin' soon now f'the opening ceremony, if y'want to see 'er...that lady said we'd be reimbursed, s'she could prolly get yeh in, but she looks kinda busy now...
<Joseph> «ooc: We have more then just our old money back! »
<Hikaru> Good.
<Hikaru> I need to do something..
<Hikaru> Until then...where's the shops? ^_-
* Allen goes back to his routine of looking over his shoulder...
* Neydisa holds her case in ehr left hand, looking at the shiny metal as the light reflects off it.
<Gayo> Rayle: *flicks an eare* Not thinkin' o' doin'; anything untoward are yeh? Security's still pretty tight...
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<Hikaru> "untoward"?
* Neydisa slips it inside her brown overshirt, sighing a bit. .o( I did all this... maybe... )
<Gayo> >> Rayle coughs. "Just 'ave a care, ee?"
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* Joseph looks over to Marlene "Where is the ARM shop?" (repost)
<Joseph> «ooc: Thanks Storen. :D »
<Neydisa> << np! >>
* Marlene tends to her ARM, looking it over for any damage "I dont live here.. I gotta find it too.. I need a reload."
<Joseph> Same here.
<Marlene> Looks like we're searching together then Joey..
<Neydisa> I hadn't came to the festival to shop any.. but I suppose I should.
<Joseph> Yeah, and I'm considering buying a clip
<Neydisa> I'll have to go back to my boss soon.
<Gayo> >> Marlene almost trips over a beaming ammo salesman in a tophat and loaded bandolier. ^_^
* Joseph has gotten used to the name Joey by now.
<Marlene> "I should get a FEW of those! GAK!" *trips!*
<Gayo> Ammo Man: Looking for something? :D
* Hikaru looks for the shoppe
* Joseph helps Marlene up
<Gayo> >> Hikaru is surrounded by shops. :o
* Marlene falls on her face, before getting helped up "Yeah... we both need to reload... and do you have any clips?"
* Joseph then looks at the Ammo Man. "Here reload this" hands him the Cormorant.
* Marlene stands there rubbing her nose, and dusting herself off
<Gayo> Ammo Man: Sure, just a moment...*whips out a huge tin box of ammo and opens it* How much do you each need, and of what sort?
* Neydisa trails behind Hikaru, looking for a store to replace her Heal Berries at least. :)
<Joseph> Fill it up.
* Hikaru looks for a shop that has stuff he wants. ;)
* Marlene holds her Grenade Launcher with both hands "It just takes one.. and how much are clips for this?"
* Allen follows Hikaru, not knowing where to go otherwise.
* Jeff wanders his way back towards the shop where he left the stasis orb, seeing if they guy's there, and if he has it fixed.
<Joseph> «ooc: >> Hikaru finds the shop he wants! It is labelled "Queenie's House of S&M!" »
<Gayo> >> Neydisa stumbles across a shop labeled. "McGraw's General Items". The sign looks kind of beat up though.
<Gayo> >> The ammo man reloads Marlene's Grenade Launcher for 20 gella, and Joseph's Cormorant for 40.
<Marlene> <ooc> Quick Draw McGraw! </ooc>
<Allen> « ooc: Grue: I didn't know you lived in Adlehyde..? »
* Hikaru goes in. ^_-
<Joseph> «ooc: Nes could get a discount if me or Marlene were there. ;) »
* Allen follows..
<Neydisa> << lol ^^ >>
* Shane is sitting, looking bored into the groggy-eyed crowds, at his booth. Several ARMs are sitting in front of him ready to be picked up.
<Joseph> «ooc: Ney even. »
<Joseph> Hey Mister.  Have any clips?
* Marlene smiles happily and pays, hugging her ARM "Did you say you had clips too?"
* Neydisa thinks it looks as good as any. She's not one to go on appearances alone, obviously. ^^
* Allen buys 2 heal berries and a magic carrot.
<Gayo> >> Jeff sees that the guy who took the Stasis orb is back.
<Gayo> Ammo Man: I do indeed!
<Gayo> «ooc: Er...gah. Everyone msg me what they're buying so far please? ^^; »
<Joseph> «ooc: How much money do I have left? »
* Shane spies the owner of the really spiffy Arm, and lights up.
* Jeff walks up to the shop. "Hey there!"
<Marlene> Ooh! How much are they?
<Joseph> «ooc: I know, lets just say I can afford a clip. ;) »
<Gayo> Ammo Man: 200 a pop.
<Joseph> «ooc: We can say I took some of the Pastels cash. ;) »
<Shane> Hello!  Quite a piece of machinery you have here...  it was a pleasure to examine it up close!
<Shane> If you'll inspect it, I'm sure you'll find everything up to order and better than you left it.
<Marlene> Waah.. they're too much! ;_;
<Joseph> «ooc: How much money do I have! WAH! »
<Shane> And, if it is up to par, I believe there was a certain sum of Gella to be... transferred?
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* Neydisa looks at the selection of the store, thinking...
* Jeff looks dubiously at the machine. "I.. think I'm going to have to take your word for it. I'm not sure what this thing should be like."
<Gayo> «ooc: Gah, you all have a hundred FIFTY more than you did before, not a hundred. Forgot the Florists. »
<Joseph> «ooc: hmm... »
<Shane> You've...  never used this before?
<Joseph> «ooc: Well I can't afford a clip. ;_; »
* Jeff grins, and sets the 640 gella agreed on down on the counter "There you go. If anything's still wrong, I'll look you up."
<Cody> «ooc: Hooker: Okay, Jeff. :) »
<Jeff> Me? Used it? No.. I haven't.
<Gayo> >> The stasis orb looks pretty spiffy, at least. :D
* Joseph shrugs "Well I guess I'll go without a clip."
* Shane nods, and head down, flips out of his sleeve a card.
* Hikaru rings a bell on the counter of the shoppe
* Jeff shrugs. "It looks great, but I have no idea how to use ARMs. No talent for it at all."
<Shane> My card, in case there is anything wrong, which I'm fairly sure there will not be.
<Gayo> >> A woman comes out to see Hikaru. "Hey. Need anything? ^_^"
<Marlene> Yeah.. me too, at least for a while... hope I dont run into anything too difficult...
<Shane> Well, good sir, I could instruct you in it's use, but I cannot help you synchronize with it...
<Hikaru> ^_^ I'd like to have you, but I'll deal with a list of what you have in stock...
<Shane> ...I'm afraid I only know the mechanics of ARMs.
* Joseph walks away from the Ammo Man without saying a word.
<Gayo> Betty: *blushes* Oh, you silly. What would you like?
* Shane , while talking, shuffles the small fortune of gella into his satchel.
<Hikaru> Uh, again. What do you have? ^_-
* Jeff takes the card, and picks up the orb. "Thanks. And I appreciate the offer, but I don't think the whole synchonizing thing is for me."
<Gayo> Betty: Items and groceries, mainly [Everything but weapons and armor on the equip list]
* Joseph walks pass Hikaru behind Betty's shop and sits down. "Mind if I sit here. You remember me right."
<Shane> Hrmm...  Would you be willing to sell that machine, then?
<Gayo> Betty: Yep! You look a bit the worse for wear.
<Allen> Mr. Hikaru.. um.. you did mention having someplace outside of Adlehyde I could stay at for a while, yes?
* Allen looks around nervously..
* Joseph rests up behind Betty's shop.
* Marlene catches up with Joseph, waving to Betty "Hi! I'm glad to see you're ok... get my note?"
<Hikaru> Hai, hai.
<Hikaru> Hold on. Let me at least buy something?
<Allen> oh, sure.  Sorry. 
* Neydisa is still looking. "Um... if you're not busy, Ms. Betty..?"
<Gayo> Betty: Yep! I think someone poured fish water on me though...how odd. O_o
* Marlene sits down in her own booth, unless it got taken ^^;
* Allen tries to find a dark corner to hide in.
<Jeff> Well, it's not strictly speaking mine, but I'm... pretty sure it's for sale. Don't quote me on that. My family runs a shop here in Adlehyde, so I'm not sure if this particular thing's being fixed up for someone or if it's being fixed up for sale.. Could find out for you, though."
<Gayo> Betty: I'm never busy enough to turn away a customer! What can I do for you, miss?
<Gayo> «ooc: BRB for 5 »
* Marlene laughs nervously "Hehehe... It was probably one of those nasty theives playing a trick."
<Hikaru> «ooc: How much gold I got? »
<Joseph> «ooc: 150 more then you had stolen from you! »
<Gayo> «ooc: 300, hik. I go for real now. »
<Shane> Well, sir...  ah...  I believe I'm at a disadvantage as to your name.
* Shane proffers his hand.
<Shane> Shane Arturis.  Local inventor.
* Jeff shakes the hand. "I'm Jeff Claren. Pleased to meet you."
<Joseph> «ooc: I wonder if Hikaru would give me 80 gella if I got Betty to give him a discount...^^; »
* Hikaru slaps down all his gold. ^_- "Gimme a potion berry?"
* Marlene blinks "Wow.. big spender..."
* Joseph thinks to himself...oO(I wonder if Hikaru would give me 80 gella if I got Betty to give him a discount...)
<Allen> « ooc: deja vu! »
<Gayo> >> Betty hands Hikaru a Potion Berry. "Only the best at McGraw's!"
<Neydisa> Three heal berries...?
<Joseph> «ooc: heh, decided to actually think that ^_- »
<Gayo> «ooc: You've got 10 more mins, then I need to advance the plot. ^_~ »
<Neydisa> And what are those dice oevr there?
<Shane> So, Jeff....  shall I look into some avenues of selling this newly tuned up ARM?  I'm sure I can find a buyer or three, and at a fair price...  for 5% of the final price.
* Shane flashes a winning smile.
* Joseph walks up to Hikaru..."Gimme 80 gella."
<Gayo> >> Betty whirls around, and Neydisa finds herself holding three berries! :o "The Dice are for magicians and shamans....they casat a magic spell when used."
<Joseph> «ooc: LOL... »
<Shane> I'm quite well known in the local ARMs buyer market.  You'll find no better front.
* Allen 's ears perk up
<Allen> Magic Dice?  
* Neydisa nods. "I know.. I feel something from them.. can I take one?"
<Jeff> I'd have to ask back at the shop...
* Neydisa hands over the appropriate amount. :)
* Jeff frowns. "But I'm pretty sure this one's not going right out on the market. Thanks for offering, though."
<Shane> Okay then...  may I ask around?
<Gayo> >> neydisa gets three heal berries and a Magic Dice at the cost of 225 gella!
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<Shane> I'll be back here with quotes in an hour, if you're intrested.
<Cody> «ooc: I wanna buy something :( »
<Cody> «ooc: ;_; »
<Joseph> «ooc: What do you want. I'll buy it for you. »
<Jeff> Tell you what... I'll go back and find out. It shouldn't take me long. Besides, I have to drop this off.
* Marlene starts barking for her ARMs Meistering booth again, hoping to make enough for a clip or two ^^;
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<Joseph> «ooc: But I really want a clip. »
<Hikaru> All right then... We have to get out of here now then, Allen.. I need to get back here in time to see Princess Amelia.
* Neydisa nods. "Thanks... and, maybe you should fix your sign up a little." ^^
* Shane nods.
<Gayo> >> marlene gets no business. ;_;
* Allen nods.
<Marlene> Hey Betty? What does that shooting gallery thing you mentioned have as prizes?
<Allen> Okay.. can we take the back way out of here?
* Jeff turns, and heads back to the shop
<Shane> I'll be back as well.  I'll go tell my friends that there is a potential offer.
<Gayo> >> Everyone seems to be concentrated around the podium now.
* Allen again looks about, nervously
<Gayo> Betty: I think that's closed now...it should reopen tomorrow morning.
<Hikaru> Uh, sure...I gue...Oh bloody HELL.
* Allen blinks
<Hikaru> You mind waiting a few?
<Marlene> Drat... did they have anything good?
* Allen sighs
<Allen> yeah, I can wait
* Hikaru goes towards the podium. ^^;
<Gayo> Rayle: S'okay Al. Not many folks seem t'be payin' attention...
<Allen> (to Rayle) Well, I hope so..
<Gayo> Betty: Not sure...it was never my sort of game.
* Hikaru checks his pocket to make sure the letter was still there.
* Neydisa backs out of the store, happy to get back mroe than she left with.
<Hikaru> «ooc: is even, not was »
* Marlene smiles "Oh.. well I'll go have a look tomorrow then."
* Allen ventures out of the shop, and takes up a spot in the outer fringes of the crowd. He glances about, keeping one eye on Hikaru and the other watching for people who might recognize him.
* Jeff spends a little time in transit, then walks back to the ARM shop.
<Gayo> >> Jessamyn is speaking to the crowd.
<Joseph> «ooc: * Jessamyn turns around and speaks with her butt! »
<Allen> « ooc: O_o?? »
* Shane waltzes back to his booth, whistling the 'I'm gonna get a lotta money on commision' song...
<Joseph> «ooc: Ace Ventura ^^;;;;; »
<Marlene> <ooc> <Jessamyn> ASS-CUSE MEEE!! May I have your attention please? </ooc>
<Joseph> «ooc: hehe »
<Gayo> Jessamyn: Soon His Majesty Ronal Adlehyde, the Crown Prince Etienne Adlehyde, and Princess Amelia Adlehyde will arrive to open the ceremoney. I must ask you all to maintain best behaviour, as tensions are high. Once I hand the scepter to the king, the festival will have begun in earnest.
<Gayo> Jessamyn: Please stand at attention for the singing of our national anthem.
<Gayo> >> Music starts playing. :D
<Cody> «ooc: STUFF HAPPENS! »
* Marlene smiles, speaking softly, and to herself "Maybe I'll get a royal decoration or something"
* Shane sits at his booth, polishing the two other ARMs there happily, flipping through his notebook, and wondering where that excitable, cute Meister in the booth next to his went.
* Joseph walks over to Marlene...kinda ignoring Jessamyn "Hey, where is our reward?"
<Gayo> «ooc: BRB 5 again. Talk amongst yourselves. »
* Jeff walks up to the booth, then stops and looks around as the music starts
<Joseph> «ooc: Can Cody NPC? as a citizen? »
* Marlene shrugs a bit to Joey "Dunno really.. maybe it's part of the ceremony?"
* Jeff shrugs, and heads over to the booth. "Excuse me? Shane?"
* Shane takes of his hat and stands at the anthems start, faint as it is from his booth.
* Neydisa melds into the crowd near the podium, though staying near her new friends.
* Shane looks at Jeff.
<Shane> Ah, Jeff!  Yes?
* Shane smiles broadly.
<Marlene> <ooc> Does Shane mean Marlene? ^^; </ooc>
<Joseph> «ooc: [Jeff] You make me horny baby! »
<Hikaru> «ooc: (Adlehyde national anthem) <Hikaru> "Para Rira Para Daisu"? Have the Pastels been fucking with the Adlehyde sound system? »
<Shane> « OOC: yup »
<Neydisa> << lol >>
<Marlene> <ooc> She's sitting in her booth right now ^^;; </ooc>
<Shane> « OOC: guess who was the NPC meister ;) »
* Shane 's startled to see the girl appear in her booth between glances...
* Shane shakes his head confusedly... must've been behind some boxes or something...
* Shane smiles, and turns back to Jeff.
<Cody> «ooc: Shane puts on his bib when he sees Marlene. "Lunch!" »
<Joseph> «ooc: BRB...COKE! No MD though ;_; »
<Cody> «ooc: Aww. Need MD »
<Joseph> «ooc: I know ;_; I'm gonna buy some today! :D »
<Jeff> Sorry, Shane.. it's a no-go on that one.. it's.. how'd he put it.. definately not for sale.
<Shane> You'll be pleased to know that I got some quite high numbers.
* Shane stops dead quiet.
* Shane looks a bit put off, and continues half-voiced..."Not even for twelve thousand gella?"
<Gayo> >> As the music ends, loud trumpets resound!
* Marlene blinks and looks over at Shane and Jeff "What're you two talking about?"
* Allen sees Neydisa enter the crowd. .oO(She seems so distracted.. I wonder if she also has someone after her too..)
<Jeff> Twelve.. thousand..
* Jeff blinks.
<Gayo> >> A hush overcomes the crowd as three figures walk out onto the podium, resplendent in regal attire...first the king himself, followed by his eldest child, followed finally be the princess, clothed in a shimmering dress.
* Shane shakes the disappointment from his face, and turns. "Just attempting to broker an ARM sale... but it seems the goods are not actually on the market, sadly..."
* Neydisa idly glances about, wondering if the other reason for coming here is close. She fixates on the podium at the trumpet sound.
<Jeff> That's.. wow..
<Jeff> ..I'm sorry to say that it's not, though.
<Marlene> You must be desparate to offer that much....
* Jeff falls silent, noting that everyone else has
<Shane> Too bad, really...  That Stasis Orb was quite unique...  and I know exactly where to go to get top gella for rarer ARMs.
* Marlene looks at the podium, going quiet in wait for her recognition
* Joseph looks at the podium from behind Marlene's booth.
<Shane> Desperate?  It's not I that offered that much.  I am just, a middleman?
* Neydisa looks at the royal family. "...even fancier than the President of Rosetta..."
<Gayo> >> Jessamyn turns to Ronald, holding out the scepter in her hands and going down on one knee. "Welcome, your most esteemed majesty. I, Jessamyn Drake of Adlehyde, humbly bid you take up your royal sceptre, that this festival of restoration may begin.
<Marlene> <ooc> Jessamyn is... Monica Lewinsky! </ooc>
<Shane> Oh, the State function...  I try not to pay attention to local politics.  Boring compared to...  other things.
<Joseph> «ooc: Watch Havoc appear out of no where and steal Princess Amelia's undies! »
<Joseph> «ooc: Or Chrys for that matter. »
<Neydisa> << lol >>
<Cody> «ooc: Cody: That bastard stole my underwear...oh no! I'm not in character! ;_; »
<Gayo> >> The king nots, reaching out with one thin, elegant hand to take the scepter. "Urk."
<Gayo> >> The king's head falls off, and his body slumps backwards limply. It takes a second for the crowd to relaize what happens, but the moment it does, screams and gunshots ripple through the fairgrounds like a wave.
* Allen takes cover!
* Marlene blinks "Wow... that had to suck."
* Neydisa wideyes. "W..what?"
* Shane 's smug smile is replaced quickly by confusion, horror, then nothing as he ducks.
<Hikaru> O_o Nani?!
* Joseph looks up at the podium again to see what all the fuss is about, he turns back like nothing happened then does a double take.
* Shane gets his gun from under the booth, and looks around.
<Hikaru> ...FUSCHIA!
<Shane> Where are those shots coming from?!
* Jeff stares for a moment. "In the name of the guardians, what in the...?"
<Gayo> >> Etienne leaps back and draws a gun, flanked instantly by twelve armed guards with heavy rifles as a tall, onimous figure in a black cloak appears as if from nowhere, rappjing the base of his huge, bloody scythe as he approaches the prince.
<Hikaru> ..Or not. Either way, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR SORRY ASS!
<Joseph> «ooc: Its Harken...the MALE! »
<Cody> «ooc: Waah! Don't kill Etienne! I named him! ;_; »
* Marlene takes out her gun and watches the man "I guess there goes my chances at a royal decoration..."
* Neydisa tries to get out of the way of the panicked crowds... o_o
<Joseph> «ooc: Then you can't kill me either! Lucca named my last name! »
<Gayo> Etienne: Stop in the name of the King of Adlehyde! You are under arrest for high treason!
<Shane> That's okay, ma'am, new royals are always appointed after assassinations...
<Gayo> >> Rayle seems to be hiding under Hikaru's hat.
<Shane> « OOC: who is being arrested? »
<Gayo> «ooc: Cloak boy. »
<Shane> « OOC: is this all happening in front of me? »
* Marlene seems releived, and not bothered by the death "Oh good... then I might get one after all then..."
<Gayo> «ooc: Sorta, it's up on the podium. »
* Jeff looks a little shocked. "Marlene! Really!"
* Shane holsters his gun, and trys to get a better view.
<Cody> «ooc: I imagine Jeff saying that like a mom or something ;) »
<Gayo> >> The cloaked figure blips out of existence and reappears on the other side of the prince. Nothing happens for a second, and then all twelve guards and the prince slowly collapse into bloody heaps. THe figure says nothing.
* Shane jumps out of his booth in doing.
<Hikaru> ...I need to see the princess...I have this gut feeling she's next...
* Neydisa darts this way and that, getting a good look at the cloaked figure...
* Hikaru blinks!
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* Shane tells his lil' apprentice boy to watch the wares.
<Hikaru> O_O WHAT IN THE NAME OF ZEPHYR?!
* Allen starts to sketch fray in the air..
* Marlene blinks innocently at Jeff "What? It's not like I can sew him back together..."
<Cody> «ooc: WAH! YOU KILLED ETIENNE! You bastard! ;) »
* Marlene raises an eyebrow at the blood shed "All the king's horses.. and all the king's men... I can't put them back together again..."
<Cody> «ooc: Marlene est crazy? O_o »
<Joseph> «ooc: *renames Etienne to Kenny. »
* Allen realizes that casting a spell may bring more attention to him..
<Marlene> <ooc> Not really ^^; Just doesn't get bothered by what most would </ooc>
<Gayo> >> The figure is massive, but its shroud makes it impossible to determine much about it...it has what look like antlers coming out of its cowl, and carries a massive scythe. His face is wrapped in rags, and nothing can be seen except dark eyes. He turns toface Neydisa, glares, and then redirects his attention to Amelia.
* Joseph doesn't move because that dark figure seems to move to quickly.
<Jeff> Who..
<Gayo> «ooc: Bah, marlene is TOO crazy. ^_~ »
<Neydisa> .oO( .o ( Is that him? He.. he just killed a whole troop of guards and the whole family... ) )
<Cody> «ooc: Amelia: I'll kill you with my sepcter of justice! ;_; »
<Joseph> «ooc: Watch it be another one of Ney's little imagineary things. »
* Shane returns to his booth, deciding that it's safer there.
<Hikaru> NO!
* Neydisa shrinks back at the glare.
* Hikaru pushes through the crowds...
<Gayo> Rayle: 'Ik, watch it! 'At's Death!
<Hikaru> I don't care!
<Neydisa> << Ow my foot. >_< >>
<Hikaru> I made a promise! I DON'T BACK DOWN ON PROMISES!
* Allen says "What the hell.." and continues sketching Fray.
<Joseph> «ooc: Ok stor? »
<Cody> «ooc: Hugs Ney :( »
* Marlene sinks in her booth, peeking over the top of it to watch things
<Neydisa> << random pain? ^^; >>
<Gayo> >> Hikaru forces his way onto the podium...the remaining guards seem too freaked out to bother with the crowds.
* Shane turns to Jeff, "who's that guy?"
<Joseph> «ooc: I got that a lot yesterday. »
<Jeff> Ge Ramtos herself...couldn't.. wouldn't..?
<Cody> «ooc: Whoa o_o »
<Jeff> That's.. oh, no. That's Hikaru!
* Hikaru takes a defensive position in front of the princess, glares, and then slashes at..uh, Death, I guess.
<Gayo> >> Death has his back to Hikaru now, as he walks slowly and deliberately towards the fearful princess.
<Gayo> Hikaru attacks!
* Shane tsks..."Why does everyone call on those guardians in times like these?"
<Shane> Hikar...who?
<Gayo> Miss! Miss! (0)
<Joseph> «ooc: Hikeypoo! »
<Shane> I fear his seconds are numbered.
<Gayo> >> The figure simply blips out of existence when he strikes, reappearing as the blow passes by. He doesn't even turnj around.
<Jeff> That guy attacking the cloaked guy.. that's Hikaru! Is he insane?
<Gayo> Allen casts Flame on Death!
<Marlene> Yeah... that was stupid of him..
<Gayo> 0 damage!
<Shane> You two know that man?
* Hikaru charges at ...Death, pulling off a Fenrir Blade!
<Allen> agh!
<Joseph> Hey Marlene, should we help?
* Allen can do no more..
* Marlene wide eyes at Joseph "Heck no! ^^; Did you see what it did to all those people?"
* Neydisa takes a few careful steps to stage. .o( What could I do if they can't hurt him? )
<Joseph> «ooc: I wanna do like a temp sync with the Stasis Orb. :D »
<Allen> Hikaru!  It's no use!  Come back!
<Gayo> >> The back of his cloak smoldering, the figure advances, uncaring. Hikaru suddenly finds himself with an icy cold grip around his neck. The figure casually tosses him off the podium, twenty or so meters away, where he slams into a vegetable cart.
<Marlene> A Royal Decoration isnt worth anything like that...
<Joseph> Hmm.  Yes, I suppose your right.
* Jeff clenches his fists, looking like he's trying to build up for something.
<Shane> I wonder if...
<Gayo> >> Death steps in front of the princess, hiding her from the party's view, and raises his scythe...
<Marlene> <ooc> <Death> Eat carrots! They're good for your eyes! </ooc>
* Hikaru slams into the cart, gets back up, and rushes between Death and the Princess!
* Shane picks up his gun and tries to draw a bead on 'Death'
* Neydisa closes her eyes, mumbling a prayer to Lucadia...
<Shane> ....saving a princess might be worth it...
<Gayo> >> The princess hisses at Hikaru. "Get away! He'll kill you too!"
* Joseph stands up and walks over to Jeff "Lemme see that orb."
<Hikaru> I don't care!
<Cody> «ooc: Hikaru: Death is fun! »
* Shane aims for the scythe, in secondthought.
<Hikaru> It's not like I have anything to live for!
* Hikaru tries to disarm Death! :O
<Gayo> Shane fires at Death's scythe, but the shot goes wide! The figure doesn't even seem to notice.
<Marlene> Yeah... I guess you may be right.... but you best not miss if you're gonna try...
* Jeff shakes his head. "Don't.. have it.."
<Cody> «ooc: Ugh. You know. I should go get my dinner o_O But this is so good! »
<Gayo> Hikaru leaps at Death, and suddenly there's a flash of brilliant white light...
<Shane> ...harumph...  
<Joseph> Well where is it?
<Shane> Agggh!
* Allen covers his eyes
* Neydisa has her eyes closed, but feels the light all the same since she's not to far from the stagefront.
* Marlene hides her eyes by sinking behind her booth until the light passes
* Joseph ignores the light and stares at Jeff (You know I could get blinded by doing this)
<Gayo> >> Hikaru thuds to the podium floor as the light fades...the cloaked figure is running away! O_o Several guards fire shots at him, and it looks like a few even hit him, but he doesn't flinch, leaping over a house and disappearing over the other side.
* Joseph finally closes his eyes
* Shane , who was staring intently at the stage, is now dazed.
<Shane> @_o
<Shane> o_@
* Allen looks to the podium..
* Marlene peeks over her booth "Wow.. wonder what was with the lightshow that made him take off..."
* Neydisa opens one eye, then the other...
<Gayo> >> All around are screams and milling crowds, but the guards seem to be trying to take control of the situation....Princess Amelia Ryan Adlehyde is sitting where she stumbled and fell behind Hikaru, holding out the still-glimmering Tear Drop.
* Shane blinks a lot.
* Joseph opens his eyes to see that it is still really bright...like the light is still active
<Marlene> <ooc> Ryan? ^^;; </ooc>
<Joseph> Well shit...
* Hikaru helps Amelia up.
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* Jeff blinks a few times, looking around wildly. "I can't see a blessed thing!"
* Joseph walks into Jeff.
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* Marlene stands up, thinking it's safe "Well... looks like that's solved for now..."
* Shane starts refocusing, and sees the Princess holding a crystal.
* Joseph turns around and walks into Marlene's booth.
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<Gayo> >> The princess blushes and smiles at Hikaru. "Thank you...that was very brave."
* Jeff stumbles, rubbing his eyes. "Pain in.."
* Allen speaks before he can stop himself "Princess! -
* Hikaru smiles. "It's not a problem. I made a promise, and I'm not going to back out."
* Marlene pokes Joey in the forehead "Hey... you should get a cane until you can see again..."
<Gayo> >> Gradually, things calm down a bit...Amelia is with Jessamyn and the doctor from before, and all four of them approach the group, Jessamyn in the lead, about ten guards behind, surrounding the princess and staring suspiciously at Hikaur.
* Allen shies away from the guards..
* Joseph is holding Marlene's booth, blinking a lot trying to gain his vision back.
<Hikaru> Now...before I get arrested for being brave, your highness...
<Shane> Doc!  What gives?
<Gayo> >> Jessamyn turns to Hikaru. "Is this were you said they were? Can you find them for me? i'm not good with faces..."
* Hikaru reaches into his cloak and pulls out a letter with the seal of the War Kings and hands it to Amelia before looking to Jessamyn.
<Gayo> Doctor: It doesn't have to do with you, don't worry. ^^; 
<Hikaru> Said who were?
* Shane shrugs, and walks back to his booth.
* Marlene flips Joey in the forehead lightly "Maybe if you wash your eyes out?"
<Jeff> I can't believe this... what WAS that?
<Gayo> >> Amelia blinks in surprise. She opens her mouth to speak, then pockets the letter, saying nothing.
<Joseph> Maybe...give me a minute.  It will return in a second.
<Allen> « ooc: * casts Cleanse on Joseph. ;) »
<Gayo> Jessamyn: The group from before...who helped with the scepter. Princess Amelia has requested I get this business out of the way now...
* Neydisa is still looking a little shook up from the glare.
* Marlene looks at the princess and approaching people "Joey.. the princess, the cursing guy, and Jessy are coming.. so dont move too much or you'll barrel into one of them."
<Shane> So, Jeff...  about that Orb...  why can't you sell?
<Hikaru> Hai.
* Joseph slightly nods "Ok..."
* Hikaru points out each one to Jessa.
<Gayo> Doctor: Hmph! Back to business as usual? Don't you even care that over a dozen people are dead?
<Joseph> Hey...got any water?
* Marlene gets Joey a ladel of Fishy Water "Here you go!"
<Gayo> >> Jessamyn clears her throat. "Ahem. Excuse me! I need your atention."
<Shane> Doc, you said it wasn't any of my business...  so I'm going back to my business.  What else can I do?  Build new bodies for the newly wayward souls?
* Joseph takes the water and almost dunks his face into it, but sniffs it first. "Uhh, nevermind."
* Shane smiles meekly.
<Gayo> >> Amelia continues looking around nervously, her eyes periodically drifting to Hikaru...
<Jeff> It's.. just not for sale. we were hired to get it fixed.. look, why do you even..? In light of what just happened?
* Marlene smiles brightly in Jess' direction, expecting the reward
* Allen looks up, but still tries to keep his face hidden from the guards. He judges their reactions..
* Neydisa comes out of her daze, Jessamyn's voice getting ehr attention. ^^
<Joseph> ................DAMNIT! I hate this!
<Gayo> Jessamyn: I'd like to get the business of your rewards out of the way as quickly as possible. Can you accopmany the princess and I back to the castle?
<Hikaru> I planned on it anyways, Jessa... Reward or no reward.
* Allen finds himself shrinking back into the crowd a little..
<Hikaru> Who knows when someone like cloak-boy'll attack atain.
* Marlene sweatdrops and walks around her booth, putting Joey's hand on her shoulder "Sure! We'd be happy to accompany you! <m> Just follow me Joey..."
<Joseph> Hey...I heard some guy call someone doctor.  Where is he?
<Shane> Well, Jeff, I never like to miss an opportunity.  
<Allen> .oO( no! I have a duty to aid them now! )
<Neydisa> I.. yes, of course.
<Joseph> Ok Marlene, but where is this Doc guy?
* Allen grits his teeth and follows Jess.
* Hikaru looks at Allen apologetically.
<Gayo> >> The small, meek woman next to jessamyn raises her hand. "That'd be me...Doctor Chastity LeBlanc."
* Marlene heads for the Doc, dragging Joey along "Here you go..."
<Joseph> That isn't very helpful...
* Shane watches the Meister-girl leave.
<Jeff> ..fair.. enough, I suppose.
<Gayo> Rayle: 'Ey! Allen! Where ya goin'?
* Shane sits back down at the booth.
* Marlene smiles at Chastity "He got himself blinded by that light... kinda silly of him to stare huh?"
<Joseph> Give me something to fix my eyes.
* Allen glances with a "Not your fault" back to Hikaru.
<Marlene> You should add please to things like that...
<Gayo> >> Chastity shoves a mushroom in Joseph's mouth. "Chew." ^_^
<Allen> (to Rayle) .. In.  
<Gayo> Jessamyn: Wait...wasn't there one more of you? Where's he?
* Joseph gets that mushroom shoved in his mouth "heqanoivwierunDAMNIWERU" eats the mushroom.
* Marlene looks around, trying to figure out who's missing "Um... I didn't pay much attention really..."
<Hikaru> Who?
<Shane> So, can I do anything else for you, Jeff?
* Neydisa looks around for the figure some more, and spots Jeff by a booth far back. She points him out.
<Gayo> >> Rayle hops onto Allen's shoulder. "Allen m'boy, yeh may think highly o' yerself, but don't think yer position's so 'igh wot anyone in th'nobility'd recognize you. Think about it...'is could be yer chance t';get outta the area..."
<Hikaru> Oh. Him.
<Joseph> So when is this thing suppose to work?
<Gayo> >> Joseph's vision is restored, but the mushroom is pretty gross.
<Neydisa> << brb.. :) >>
* Marlene smiles "Saaay... do I get a royal decoration or something of the sort?"
<Jeff> No.. thanks for the offer, though. Like I said, I kno wnext to nothing about ARMs.
<Shane> Fair enough.  Pleasure doin' buisness and all...
<Joseph> Agh! That thing tasted like crap.  Next time I shoot you.
<Gayo> Jessamyn: No, besides him. *she scowls at Marlene* Perhaps. That sort of thing requires a lot of red tape, and things will be...well...it's complicated.
<Allen> (to Rayle) But I don't know where to go.. Unless you can take me to where you were staying?
<Shane> ...but, you've peaked my intrest.  Why you in town?
<Gayo> Charity: Hmph. >:(
<Hikaru> «ooc: Shiit! :O »
<Gayo> Rayle: Y'dummy...she said y'could get a reward if yeh went with...jus' ask for passage away!
* Jeff looks a little surprised by the question. "Me? Oh.. I live here.. mostly."
<Allen> « ooc: Gah! I don't understand the little bugger. »
<Shane> Heh...  You too, eh?
* Jeff nods.
* Marlene pokes Joey in the gut "Be nicer, she cured your eyes..."
<Gayo> «ooc: He said you can get a reward if you go with her, so just goi and ask for padssage elsewhere as that reward. ^_^ »
* Shane examines Jeff's clothing.
<Shane> I'll bite...  what do you do for a living?
<Allen> « ooc: ahhh. »
<Allen> « ooc: okay, I remove that last thing I said. ahem. »
<Joseph> Look Marlene, I don't having crap shoved down my throat.  This doctor could have warned me first.
* Allen again grits his teeth and follows them in.
* Marlene smiles cutely "I just want something to show my parents... so they can be proud of me."
<Gayo> >> Jessamyn taps her foot irritably. "Look! This is the most serious thing that's happened to Adlehyde since the second demon war...now if you want a reward, COME. We're going." She turns on her heel, and heads off towards the castle.
<Gayo> «ooc: Jeff, you coming? »
* Joseph kinda frowns as he hears the word parents, then regains his cold shoulder look.
* Jeff smiles. "You asked why people kept mentioning the guardians.. it's because they're real. I'm a shaman, actually."
<Hikaru> Don't let them get to you, Jessa...they're all idiots. -_-
<Allen> « ooc: Guess not. »
* Marlene starts to follow Jess "Well you can leave off the shoot you part.. and just comment on the taste."
* Neydisa still looks disturbed about something, but follows Jessamyn.
<Shane> Sha... Well, I asked.
<Jeff> << Gayo, Jeff is totally oblivious to where the rest of the group is. :o >>
* Shane looked a bit startled for a second, but recomposed himself.
<Gayo> «ooc: Oh. Hmm. »
<Allen> Wait a second.  Where's Jeff?
<Marlene> <ooc> just have them all walk pass ^^; </ooc>
* Allen spots him
<Joseph> Oh fine.  I won't shoot the doctor.
<Gayo> Jessamyn: Who?
<Allen> (to Rayle) Could you.. go get Jeff's attention?
<Gayo> Charity: Thanks. :P Hey, that's right, there was a sixth person wasn't there? Maybe he's with D'arturis...
<Gayo> Rayle: 'At's me callin in life. ^%_^
<Allen> .oO( I can't call out myself, more scrutiny. gah. )
<Gayo> >> Rayle runs off.
<Joseph> «ooc: Nice nose Rayle »
<Allen> (to Rayle) thanks! :)
<Shane> I dont contest whether the Guardians are real or not....  It's just that they all strike me as a bit creepy.  No offense...  but churches always unnerve me.
* Marlene smiles at Chairty "Who's that?"
<Gayo> >> Jeff suddenly has a wind rat on his face! O_o
<Gayo> Charity: Oh, just a Meister.
<Marlene> <ooc> >> Rayle humps Jeff's nostril! </ooc>
<Allen> « ooc: And even more unnerving is this little Wind Rat! »
<Joseph> «ooc: >> The wind rat goes poopy! »
<Jeff> The churches? Well.. they're a little.. AUGH!
<Allen> « ooc: LOL!!! »
<Neydisa> << ^^ >>
<Gayo> «ooc: Er. Blah. Arturis, not D'Arturis. »
<Marlene> <ooc> Eeew.. I grossed myself out... </ooc>
<Joseph> «ooc: LOL »
<Gayo> >> Jeff falls over and Rayle jumps on his face! @_@
*** Allen changes topic to 'Session 2: Inciting Forces | Adlehyde'
<Allen> « ooc: ahem. sorry. »
<Gayo> Rayle: 'Ey! Took me almost thirty secvonds t'find yeh! Yeh comin' or no?
<Joseph> «ooc: >> Rayle now decides to take his dump "Ah 'eah! 'ats e spot!" »
* Jeff raises his arm to bat whatever it is off his face, but realize who's there before he does. "..Rayle? Coming where?"
<Marlene> <ooc> <Rayle> IN your noooose! </ooc>
<Gayo> >> Rayle hops away. "Boy, y'missed it all, eh? We're headin' to the castle for some big reward." ^_^
<Allen> « ooc: ROTFL!!!! »
<Shane> What... is... that?
<Gayo> >> Rayle glares at Shane. "Go soak yer head!"
* Shane is on top of his chair, against the back, trying not to look undignified.
<Gayo> «ooc: 'ead! »
<Gayo> «ooc: Not head ^_^ »
<Neydisa> << Blimey! :) >>
* Jeff stands up, brushing himself off. "Right! Lead away, Rayle. Sorry, I have to get going, Shane. Nice meeting you!"
* Shane backs down a bit, but still is weary.
<Shane> Pleasure's all mine, Jeff.  Stop by again if you need another retooling.
<Gayo> >> everyone goes to the castle and into a nicely furnished room where they wait. because I said so!
* Shane tries to attract new customers from the post-assassination crowd.
<Gayo> «ooc: Whee, I'm Blake. :D »
<Allen> « ooc: heh »
<Shane> « OOC: "New guns! Guns for sale! Kill the new heads of state with my fine guuuuns!" »
<Jeff> << If you're Blake, we'll be in this castle for the next three sessions. ;) >>
<Shane> « OOC: get'm while they're cold, and fire hot lead into someone! guns for saaale! »
<Gayo> >> Finally Jessamyn and Amelia re-enter the room...Amelia is in more simple clothes, but still gorgeous. Jessamyn is out of her honorary military attire, and is now dressed in a labb coat.
<Gayo> Jessamyn: Now. I don't need to tell you that we have other matters on our mind, but I've been requested to deal with this as quickly asd possible...
* Hikaru sighs. "I already told you, Jessa. I don't need a reward."
* Marlene simply nods, remaining quiet for now
* Neydisa is just in her drab brown shirt and pants... hair slightly ruffled, but still tied up in a simple string ponytail. She feels really out of place here.. ^^
* Joseph is sitting by Marlene minding his own business.
<Gayo> >> Amelia places one hand on Hikaru's arm. "Sir...you have done a great deal. Are you sure there is nothing we can give you in return?"
<Joseph> «ooc: [Hikaru] Well a night in your bed with you would be nice. »
<Marlene> <ooc> * Amelia agrees, then just stays in a guest room, letting him borrow her room for a night ^^; </ooc>
* Hikaru sighs. "I did this all to fufill my promise. I don't need a reward for being honest."
<Joseph> «ooc: I said in your bed with you ^_- »
<Gayo> Amelia: Then may I ask you a further favor, in contin uance of that promise? I have read your letter and am deeply disturbed by its contents...
<Marlene> <ooc> <Amelia> Didn't say how long ^^ </ooc>
<Joseph> «ooc: LOL. »
<Hikaru> Hai...what do you wish me to do, milady?
<Joseph> «ooc: [Amelia] PORK ME! »
<Joseph> «ooc: ;) »
<Hikaru> «ooc: Okay. »
<Gayo> >> Amelia sits, prompting Jessamyn to as well. She turns to face Hikaru. "You are the student of Aaron Thomson, the Eater of Souls?"
<Hikaru> Was, yes.
<Joseph> «ooc: Soul Eater...you bastard :P »
* Marlene puts her head in one hand, leaning to that side....looking bored
<Hikaru> But what's this..."eater of souls" hooah?
* Jeff looks up sharply. "You...?"
* Allen politely waits his turn...
* Jeff falls silent, staring at Hikaru
* Neydisa blinks.
<Shane> « OOC: thats a friendly title. »
<Neydisa> .oO( Eater of Souls? Wait a minute.. )
<Allen> .oO( I'd have never thought that Mr. Hikaru... )
* Marlene mumbles quietly, to herself "I wonder if they taste like chicken..."
<Joseph> «ooc: Gee...I wonder what Rune is on Hik's right hand :P »
<Allen> « ooc: heh! »
<Gayo> >> She nods grimly, ignoring his question. "I see...he was a...friend of the country. Sir, I am going to the mining town of Surf soon to attempt to prove and in doing so stop certain abuses of human rights by the Gaia corporation. I would like you to accompany me...I cannot explain why yet, but I assure you it will become clear in time. This I was asked to do in the letter you gave me.
* Neydisa looks at Hikaru...
<Hikaru> I...I'll accept, your highness.
<Hikaru> But..please, answer me..
* Joseph decides to stop eavesdrop because it doesn't benefit him anymore.
<Gayo> Amelia: Thank you very much. Did you have a question?
<Hikaru> What do you mean by "The Eater of Souls"?
<Joseph> «ooc: [Amelia] Plot Device. »
<Allen> « ooc: heh! »
* Neydisa speaks up. "Yes... I'm curious too."
* Allen listens closely..
<Marlene> I wonder if they taste like chicken...
* Joseph almost falls asleep.
<Gayo> Amelia: Simply a nickname. *she shrugs* The War Kings were great in their time...I am saddened to head of the death of Thompson.
<Joseph> «ooc: Thompson's head died! O_O »
<Gayo> >> Jessamyn addresses the sleeping Marlene and Joseph. "You two are ARMs users?"
<Hikaru> He... That's part of the reason I'm agreeing to this, your highnass.
* Joseph slowly looks up "Yeah...so?"
<Hikaru> «ooc: highness. :P »
* Marlene blinks "Yeaah....."
<Marlene> <ooc> she isn't sleeping ^^; </ooc>
<Joseph> «ooc: I almost was. ;) »
<Hikaru> .oO(Gotta find out who really did him in...)
<Gayo> «ooc: sleepig joseph and marlene »
<Gayo> Jessamyn: Can I interest either of you in rare ARMs from the Yggdrasil facility? They're generally not the sort available for public use, and it's conveinent for me...
<Marlene> Woooo.. I'm definately interested!
<Joseph> What kind of ARMs?
* Marlene sparkly eyes "Anything that makes big craters in things?"
<Shane> « OOC: must ... see... these... rare... ARMs ;_; »
* Cody is back (%gone: 34mins 23secs ) (pec)
* Jeff moves a closer to Hikaru, keeping his voice low. "..you.. knew the eater of souls? Aaron Thomson?"
<Joseph> «ooc: WB Cody. :) »
<Gayo> Jessamyn: That's great. We have a wide variety of types...There's one downside though. You'll need to come with me to the facility...but that in itself could be considered an honor, as it's full of ancient and rare technology...and we'll give you passage on a royal steamer to anywhere in the world, after.
<Shane> « OOC: ;_; »
* Neydisa mumbles something about ships..
* Marlene beams a smile "Cool! That's perfectly ok with me!"
<Neydisa> Anywhere?
* Allen stands
<Allen> anywhere?
<Joseph> Well.  I guess I could accompany you.  It benefits me.
* Allen looks at Neydisa, blinks
<Gayo> Jessamyn: Certainly. Are tyou two interested as well?
* Neydisa looks at Allen. ^^
<Allen> Ah.. yes.
<Hikaru> (m to Jeff) I never knew the "Eater of Souls". Aaron Thompson was my Fast Draw instructor, however...
<Jeff> ..was?
<Neydisa> I.. well, yes. I'm a Lucadian SHaman.. and a sailor.. or used to be one..
<Hikaru> Hai. He's been dead about 3 years, or so...
<Jeff> He..
<Gayo> «ooc: 2 dammit! ;_; »
<Hikaru> «ooc: 2, 3, whatever. »
* Jeff sighs. "I have a message to give him.. but that seems.. unlikely, now.."
<Gayo> >> Amelia blinks at Jeff.
<Hikaru> ...Another me...
* Allen draws upon some not often used regal grace.. "Yes, it would be a great honour to see the ARMs facility." He hopes this makes him seem less desperate to get away..
<Hikaru> «ooc: -ssage. Not another me. :P »
* Marlene starts to dream about blasting big holes in things with her new rare ARM
<Gayo> Jessamyn: Oh, we do much more than make ARMs there. But I'm glad, you can all accompany me back then.
<Hikaru> I'm afraid not, Jessa. I've already chosen to accompany Princess Amelia.
<Shane> « OOC: one does not 'make' an ARM. »
<Neydisa> .oO( Gaia Co, and Hikaru.. Eater of Souls.. the ocean.. what should I do? :/ )
<Shane> « OOC: how can you make something that's ancient? ;) »
<Hikaru> «ooc: They're NS-ARMs. »
<Joseph> «ooc: Use a time machine and hide it in the past ;) »
<Hikaru> «ooc: Not So Ancient relic machines. »
<Shane> « OOC: hee hee! :) »
* Jeff makes a face. "This is a bit of a setback.."
<Joseph> «ooc: Woo! My giant speakers are causing my music to echo througout the floor! :D »
*** Cody is now known as Lucca
<Gayo> Amelia: pardon me...sir shaman? Did you say you had a letter to the Eater of Souls?
<Jeff> Yes.. I do.
<Gayo> Amelia: Where, pray tell, did you get this?
<Gayo> >> She seems suddenly very intent.
<Joseph> «ooc: [Jeff] I pulled it out of my ass. :P »
<Joseph> «ooc: [Jeff] I have a magical butt @_@ »
<Allen> « ooc: [Jeff] That's why it can talk. Oh, you have one too your highness? »
<Jeff> I.. met a man, just recently. A very large fellow, carried a staff.. he helped me out, and said he was an old friend of my master's.."
<Joseph> «ooc: hehe. »
<Hikaru> Staff? O_o
<Jeff> << Gah! Rogue quotation marks! >>
<Gayo> Amelia: Who was your master? *blink*
* Allen looks at his wand. "Nah.."
<Hikaru> Did he tell you his name, Jeff?
<Jeff> He didn't, no..
<Jeff> My master? He was.. Metramand Kasam.
<Hikaru> (vq) ...Achilles...?
<Joseph> «ooc: HEEL! »
<Allen> « ooc: ... »
<Marlene> <ooc> Wonder if that man had Athelete's Foot a lot... </ooc>
<Gayo> >> Amelia blinks several times at Jeff. "Really...how peculiar...sir! what do you do for a living, may I ask?"
<Allen> « ooc: *grabs Coromant from Joseph and shoots him. »
<Joseph> «ooc: >> It fails because Allen isn't in sync with the Cormorant! »
<Hikaru> «ooc: <Jeff> I'm a stripper! »
<Allen> « ooc: d'oh! »
<Joseph> «ooc: *takes back the Cormorant and shoots Allen with it.* »
<Jeff> I just do some odd jobs for a local shop my family owns, now and again.. I'm not really formally employed anywhere.
<Allen> « ooc: *grabs a Mushroom from the doctor lady and stuffs it down his throat. »
<Joseph> «ooc: Doctor...where? »
<Gayo> Amelia: How would you like to be an aide to me? ^_^ I can pay you far more than you'll ever earn doing anything else.
<Neydisa> Miss Amelia.. I mean princess..
* Jeff shrugs, looking a little sheepish. "I'm a shaman.. I'm.. ah. just not that good at it. yet!"
<Allen> « ooc: gah. n/m. * Allen dead. »
<Gayo> >> Jessamyn gags and blinks SEVERAL times.
<Jeff> ..an.. aide?
<Gayo> Amelia: Yes. It's not hard...I'd like you to accompany Hikaru and myself to Surf. *she regards Neydisa* Yes?
* Marlene folds her arms .oO(I didn't get offered a royal job...)
<Neydisa> Did you say you were speaking about GaiaCo?
<Jeff> I.. I'd like to, but..
* Jeff pauses, thinking for a moment, then nods. "Sure.. I'll come."
<Joseph> «ooc: [Amelia] Damn right you'll come. Plot Devices never fail! »
<Gayo> Amelia: Yes...if one good thing results from this horrid tragedy, I hope it will be that taking the throne, I can punish them for their crimes against the enviroinment and humanity...
<Hikaru> «ooc: Gayo...we need to wrap this up. The natives are getting bitchy in IoG. »
<Gayo> «ooc: It'll be like 2 minutes. »
<Lucca> «ooc: Erhm. Only ENygma. Ignore him! ;) »
<Gayo> «ooc: Storen took longer than this to come back from AC once., ^_~ »
<Lucca> «ooc: LOL! TRUE! :O »
*** Rachel is now known as Heather
* Neydisa nods. "I know what you mean... I have some experience with what they are doing..."
<Gayo> Amelia: *blinks* What are you saying, miss?
<Neydisa> I..I just used to work for them once. ^^
<Gayo> Amelia: That's all well and good...
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<Gayo> «ooc: *pokes storen* »
<Neydisa> I'd like to come along.
<Gayo> >> The princess looks taken aback. "Er...I'd normally refuse...but...since you did help us out...and...unde rthe...well, very well. But don't make a nuisance of yourself."
<Neydisa> I won't, I promise. Just.. tell my boss where I'm going, alright? I don't want to lose my job.. -_-
<Gayo> Amelia: Don't worry about a thing.
* Jeff looks at Neydisa curiously
<Gayo> >> The group is herded out of the room to rtizy bedrooms in the castle, save Jeff, who goes home to his crappy personal bedroom. ^_~ What will tomorrow bring? Who knows? :o
<Gayo> --SESSION END--

Session Close: Sun Apr 02 22:04:36 2000