Session Start: Sun Jan 21 20:50:11 2001
* Logging #Pureland to 'logs\#pureland.log'
<GMStoren> ~~ SESSION START ~~
<Chrys> «ooc: Mmm, porn »
<Chrys> «ooc: errrrr »
<Cody> «ooc: ^^; »
<GMStoren> You all had what could be considered a rather fitful sleep at best. Some didn't even sleep barely at all, keeping vigil over your fallen friend, Cody.
<Cody> «ooc: Cody: I've fallen...and I CAN'T GET UP! *wavles his walker around* »
<Rachel> <<Put that back in your pants!>>
<Roric> «ooc: Cody hogs the spotlight even when he's in a coma, eh? ^_~ »
<Cody> «ooc: I'm specil. »
* Chrys didn't even sleep barely at all, keeping vigil over his own damn self.
<GMStoren> But as morning comes, you realize with clouded minds that you can't remain moping forever... it is time for action!
<Rachel> <<Kung fu action!>>
<GMStoren> « youc an wake up in respective places.. :) »
<Roric> «ooc: We do? »
<Cody> «ooc: I don't! »
* Rahne has fallen asleep, slumped in a big chair next to Cody's bed. She has one of Cody's hands clasped in one of her own. The tip of her tail flicks restlessly.. *
* Rhiana stretches some
<Roric> «ooc: Awwww. DIE DIE DIE »
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<Chrys> «ooc: People won't like you, Steve, if you're too clingy. »
<Cody> «ooc: Listens to Sugar Baby to get IC :P »
<Niki> «ooc: can't think...mind stuck to bleh. »
<Rachel> <<Kim Ferron - Nothing But You ^^>>
<GMStoren> Rachel's eyes come into focus as a troop of the clergy comes down the hallway to the room.
<Roric> «ooc: ...stuck to bleh? »
* Rhiana stands up and looks around at the others, she takes out a compact and starts to fix her make up
<Rachel> ....muhh...?
*** Cody is now known as Priestess
* Rachel hops to her feet and steps in front of the door.
* Priestess halts in front of Rachel, flicking her long blonde hair back, "What is YOUR problem?"
<Rhiana> Did you sleep well Rachel?
<Chrys> /ooc IT'S MYSTINA Noooooooooo
<Chrys> «ooc: ...YT^@%(AWUF »
<Niki> «ooc: ... »
* Rachel eyes the Priestess. "Possibly you. And I dunno, Rhi, I barely slept at all."
<Priestess> «ooc: Worse. Trust me. WORSE »
<GMStoren> Janice looks up wearily from a book, sitting in a chair opposite Rahne.
<Roric> «ooc: Kill her! »
<Chrys> «ooc: Jelanda? »
<Priestess> Look, girl...We were given orders to attend to the Gemma, all right? You can just push your fatty ass aside and let me do my job, okay?
<Rachel> .....excuse me?
* Niki wobbles down the hall looking tired as ever, rubbing her eyes.
* Rhiana closes her compact, "You shoulda slept. I kept watch all night."
<Roric> «ooc: Uh...Laura? »
<Priestess> I said move aside!
* Chrys sits up. "Lay off, bitchycakes."
* Priestess taps her foot.
<Roric> «ooc: ..hehe. Bitchycakes. »
* Rachel narrows her eyes and steps aside. ".....if you weren't a priestess, I'd kick your ass."
* Priestess turns back to one of the Priestesses, "Lilliana, will you PLEASE show Miss Anal the orders we got from High Priestess Janice?"
<Chrys> Screw High Priestess Janet.
<Priestess> JANICE. Not Janet!
<Chrys> He ain't no fucking symbol. He's a human, just like you. So fuck off.
<Rachel> Move your bitch ass in already.
<GMStoren> Janice arises, and opens the door from the inside.
* Rahne 's ears twitch.. *
<Priestess> You gotta move your behind first, girl.
<GMStoren> [Janice] Is there a problem..?
<Rachel> Yeah.
<Rachel> I'm about to kill this woman.
<Priestess> High Priestess, they won't let me inside. ;_;
<GMStoren> [Janice] Oh, there you are girls. It has been quite some time since I sent for you...
<Rhiana> ...fighting is meaningless, it won't help Cody at all.
<Roric> «ooc: Wow, all Heather's characters are killing Lucca's NPCs this week. »
<Chrys> «ooc: YAY »
* Rachel glances at Janice and sighs, stepping aside. :P
<Rachel> <<I'm just so violent lately, what can I say ;)>>
<Priestess> Sorry...Brittany couldn't find the holy water.
<GMStoren> [Janice] Rachel, I assure you they might not be the most well-mannered of my staff, but Cody need to be cared for. I cannot manage this alone.
<Chrys> «ooc: NOOoooo, Brittany Spheres »
<Priestess> «ooc: I can't believe you're not getting the reference. You all suck ;) »
<Rachel> Right. Sorry, High Priestess...
<Chrys> «ooc: I'm getting it »
<Chrys> «ooc: or not »
<Rachel> <<Rachel: ... ;_; B-but, she called my ass fat... ;_;>>
* Rhiana stretches, "I shoulda slept last night...I'm so stupid."
<GMStoren> [Janice] You three, I shall have my eye on you. You do know who it is you care for. I may even forgive you for last week's incident.
<Roric> «ooc: Watch Cody be in the dress when we come back. ^_~ »
<Priestess> ^^; Ah, of course your Most High One. I'm really sorry about all of that...
* Rachel rubs her neck and feels the faint beginnings of a headache. ^^
* Chrys chortles softly
* Priestess looks at Chrys and gives him the evil eye. (tm)
<GMStoren> Janice leads them inside to Rahne, by the bedside.
<Priestess> Yes?
<Rhiana> Hmmm...I wonder if there's any breakfast..I haven't had a good meal in some time.
* Chrys looks at the Priestess and gives her the one-fingered salute. (tm)
* Priestess raises her eyebrow. ^_^
<Rachel> Probably some wherever they serve food in this place..
* Priestess taps Rahne on the shoulder.
<Rhiana> Maybe we should seek out the kitchen then?  It might calm you kids down some.
* Rahne 's ears flick again. * Mmmm?
<Chrys> I'm calm.
<Chrys> .oO(I'm just psycho.)
<Priestess> Sorry girl...we're takin' over from here.
* Rachel looks curious and peers into Cody's room. "I'm just a bit tired, that's all."
* Rahne sits up, and rubs her eyes.. * Huh? What?
<GMStoren> [Janice] Odessa.. have a bit more manners. This is Luka's esteemed pupil.
<Priestess> ^^; Right, I'msorrymisspupilmiss!
* Rhiana slides her eyes to the Priestess, "You aren't doing anything without our knowing about it, sweetheart."
*** Priestess is now known as Odessa
<Odessa> (w, to Rhiana) Hey, look...he's the Gemma. I don't plan on doing anything out of protocol!
<Rachel> I think it'll be alright, Rhi....while this priestess might be a bitch, I don't really feel any particular evil nasty vibes from her...
<Odessa> «ooc: Rachel: Just that she's horny as hell! :D »
* Chrys glares at Odessa. "'The Gemma' has a name, you know."
<Rachel> <<I was gonna call her sexually frustrated but refrained ;)>>
* Rahne looks at the people who have managed to confuse her so well before turning to survey Cody, making sure he's in as good of condition as he was when she fell asleep.. *
<Odessa> You could tell me yours, sugar. ^_-
<Niki> «ooc: Chrys: Sexypants? »
<Rachel> Oh jeez. ^^; 
<Odessa> >> Cody is about thet same. ^^;
<Rachel> Hey Rahne....!
<Rhiana> See that you don't, Priestess.  I'd hate to tell Rachel that you've hurt Cody...she's pretty good with that sword, and when she loses her temper, I can't stop her.
<Chrys> ...My name? Tori Neverfall. Ask for me sometime.
* Chrys smirks
<Rachel> <<LOL!>>
* Rahne turns to Rachel. * Yes, Miss Rachel?
<Odessa> Hmm...Tori...Neverfall. Cute.
<Roric> «ooc: Hehe. »
<Rachel> It's okay, they'll treat him alright. C'mon, we're gonna try and find food..
<Chrys> «ooc: *idly hopes he got the name right* »
<GMStoren> [Janice] Rahne, I know you wish to remain here with Cody, but you need to find Dryad before this day is up... or else his condition could turn for the worse. At least let me take care of him in your absence.
<Rachel> <<Poor Tori ;)>>
* Odessa begins to speak rather brashly, "Hey! Don't worry...I've got this taken care of too!"
<Rahne> You won't leave him in my absence, will you Mistress Janice?
<Tori> <<You do realize, of course, that this is gonna eventually result in someone (i.e. Chrys) bleeding ^^>>
<Chrys> «ooc: Yes. »
<Chrys> «ooc: ;D »
<Odessa> «ooc: fun for the whole family! »
* Rachel sighs and strides into the room, hooking her finger in Rahne's shirt collar. ^^; "C'mon. She said it'd be okay."
<GMStoren> [Janice] No, I am not leaving this room until he is cured. You have my word.
<Roric> «ooc: Fight scene! »
* Rachel tugs Rahne for the door.
<Roric> «ooc: i'd actually like to seethe PCs matched up in versus sometime. »
* Chrys saunters out
<Rahne> Thank you...!  Aaaah!
<GMStoren> « I could do it :) »
<Niki> «ooc: What if Janice really has to pee? »
<Roric> «ooc: Maybe we can fight our identical doubles ala Joch. »
<Odessa> «ooc: She's a video game character! She never has to! »
<Rachel> <<That's why Odessa is th-....ew.>>
<Chrys> «ooc: RACHEL EW WTF »
<Roric> «ooc: H: ...that's good even for you. ^_^ »
* Odessa waves. ^^
<Tori> <<Seriously, I always kind of figured that a Chrys vs Tori would happen sooner or later.>>
<Rachel> <<Sorry! ^^;;;>>
<GMStoren> Janice watches Rahne get tugged out with a puzzled look. ^^
* Rachel tugs Rahne out the door and releases her. ^^
<Roric> «ooc: I wish that dialogue was IC. ^_~ »
<Odessa> . o O ( Yay... ^_^ Hehe. Holy water...ACTION ^_^ )
* Rhiana leaves
<GMStoren> « evil :o »
* Rahne , once outside, lets out a big yawn while stretching.. *
* Odessa gets a purely 'I am so horny oh my god' look in her eyes... ^^
* Odessa coughs and gets to work. Tehehe.
<GMStoren> The door closes, leaving you in the hallway. keylia appears at the far end, stretching.
* Rachel eyes Rahne for a moment. "C'mon. Food time. Can't heal Cody on an empty stomach."
*** Odessa is now known as Cody
<Rhiana> Yes, I am quite hungry
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Oh yeah.. Mana Holy Day...
<Rachel> Hey, Keylia!  ^^
* Rahne looks back towards the room longingly for a moment, but then turns to Rachel and solemnly nods. * Okay, Miss Rachel.
<GMStoren> Keylia turns, a hand on her hip. "Hey partner. You ready to go save coma boy?" ^_-
* Rachel shoots Rahne a 'cheer up cause we'll heal him or else I'll beat you viciously' look and nods to Keylia. "Of course. You apparently got all the beauty rest you needed." ;)
<Rhiana> Where are the otheres?
<Rhiana> «ooc: grrr..-e »
<Rachel> <<This RPG helps me improve my flirting lines!>>
<Chrys> «ooc: BRB »
* Niki has fallen asleep in the hallway near you. ^^;
<Cody> «ooc: ^_^ Hehe. FLirt with me, b aby! »
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Couldn't be better!
<Rachel> <<You're in a coma!>>
<Niki> «ooc: But your unconscious! »
<Rahne> Not nearly..  No.  My hair is all frizzled and my fur is all matted..  me and beauty obviously have differing visions..
<Cody> «ooc: ^^; I meant IRL me :p »
<Rachel> <<Not you, Rahne ;)>>
<Roric> «ooc: Rahne needs a shampoo bath. Tsk. »
<Niki> «ooc: Oh....Right on! »
<GMStoren> Keylia looks down at Niki. "And here's other number 1"
<Rachel> Alright...that leaves Tori.. ^^
<Niki> «ooc: *inches close to Lucca* »
<Cody> «ooc: ^_^ »
<GMStoren> She tries to rouse the sleeping Niki.
* Rhiana folds her arms, "So where is...Mystere..."
<Cody> «ooc: Inch to me, baby. Just don't grope or squeeze. »
<Rachel> And Roric!
<Niki> «ooc: Naw, I'm not Ashton. »
* Rachel eyes Rahne again and then rummages through her travelling pack, producing a brush...she offers it to Rahne idly.
<Niki> mmm...mmpphffff.  Five more minutes mommy. zzzzzzz
<Rachel> Hey Key! I believe she just called you 'mommy'! ;)
<Roric> «ooc: It's a trick brush! All the bristles come out and are embedded in Rahne's fur! »
* Rhiana looks around, "And I don't see Tori either..."
<Chrys> At the bar, most likely. 9_9 Or maybe he *cough* 'vanished like the wind'...
<GMStoren> Keylia blushes.
* Rahne smiles a weak smile. * Thank you, Miss Rachel.. * Rahne sticks her tail out to her side.. * Is it okay to use on my tail?
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Hey, just a sec here.. I didn't take on the job of nanny when Iw as asleep, did I?
<Rachel> Yeah, I think so, Rahne...it hasn't hurt me yet. ^^;
<Rachel> Possibly, partner.. ;) 
* Rachel stretches and her spine pops loudly :o
<Rhiana> Hmm...
* Rahne 's tail swishes for a few moments while she attempts to stop it so she can brush it. * Thanks again, Miss Rachel.
<GMStoren> Keylia lifts Niki up. "If you won't get your little butt moving, then you're coming with me."
<Rachel> Not a problem, girl..!
<Niki> Zzzzzzz...
<GMStoren> [Keylia] I need to eat bafore a manhunt afterall. ^_-
* Rhiana looks around some more
* Rahne contentedly commits to the brushing of her tail.. *
* Rachel 's stomach rumbles. "Yeah. Food sounds good too. Maybe Tori and Roric'll be around food too..."
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Oh, and if youw ere looking for Roric, he's sniffing out Dryad right now.. or maybe getting drunk again. Take your pick.
<Rachel> Maybe both?
<Chrys> Probably both.
<GMStoren> Keylia starts walking down the hall, carrying Niki almost like she was a feather.
<Rhiana> ..and Tori?
<Chrys> Don't know, don't care.
* Rachel follows after Keylia. "Tori is probably around.. we'll find him, no doubt."
<GMStoren> [Keylia] ...come see for yourself.
<Chrys> He shows up when he wants to, simple as that.
<Rachel> <<Tori is making food for the homeless kids!>>
<Rachel> <<Aww! :D>>
* Rahne finishes with her tail, batting it around pleased with the results, before starting on her hair.. *
<Cody> «ooc: ^_^ »
<Chrys> «ooc: Aww »
<Rhiana> ....I wonder where he goes...
* Niki starts to drool a little and leaves a nice little wet stain on Keylia's clothing.
<GMStoren> As you turns a couple corners, you find a n elegant dining area. Tori is on one of the table shunched over sme coffee.
<Rachel> Ah ha. ^^
* Tori sits by himself at a table, huddled over a steaming cup of coffee and looking generally incoherrent.
* Rhiana throws up her arms, "Well that was anti-climatic."
<Chrys> Maybe he has a secret identity as Batman. 9_9
<Rachel> I guess he's not a morning person ;)
<Tori> Nghh.
<Chrys> ...Okay, or that.
<GMStoren> [Keylia] ^^; .o( Maybe it's a good thing I was never a mommy. )
* Rachel chuckles idly at Keylia and Niki. "How cute! Err, god, I didn't just say that..."
<GMStoren> Keylia plops Niki on a bench before she drools a river.
* Rahne gives Rachel back her hairbrush, the results of it's use can plainly be seen; and for the better. *
* Tori squints one blood-shot, dark ringed eye in your direction.
<Tori> Wha?
* Rachel accepts the brush and grins at Tori, waggling it. "G'morning, champ."
<Tori> Ngh.
* Chrys bastes a tad
<Niki> «ooc: Thats right bitch! I'm cute! I have infected you with my fake cuteness. Next I shall chop off your big chest! »
* Rhiana looks at Tori, "I was wondering where you scampered off to."
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<Tori> Back to the shrine, to sleep between columns. not fun.
<Tori> Bad crick in neck.
<GMStoren> At the far end of one of the other seatings, you see some gemma knights eating, Regan among them.
<Tori> Ow.
<Rachel> I can help you with that if you want. ^^; I've slept in trees and between rocks... I know how it is.
<GMStoren> [Keylia] You really need to find nice comfortable beds, Tori.. ;)
<GMStoren> [Keylia] use em or lose em!
<Tori> Just gimme a sec..
<Rhiana> If I didn't know any better, I'd say that's a pick up line.
* Rachel brushes her hair idly, purring under her breath at the feel of the bristles on her scalp. ^^
* Niki shifts positions and falls off the bench.
* Tori bolts the extremely hot cup of coffee down.
<Niki> Mmm...huh.  *rubs her eyes*
<Roric> «ooc: In trees and between rocks...obscene. »
<Tori> Ah.
<Rachel> <<lol ^^;;>>
<Cody> «ooc: I didn't say anything! I didn't! I thought it though! »
<GMStoren> « that partw as bad ^^ »
* Rachel twirls the brush and sticks it in her pack again. ^^ "Right...where's the grub in this place?"
<Tori> Sorry. You were saying?
* Tori looks fairly woke-up now.
<Rhiana> I'm hungry.
<GMStoren> A helper or two comes over to your table, seeing who you're with. She's a small mousy girl with her hair up, and a shorter, somewhat rumpled holy robe on.
<Cody> «ooc: It's Audrey! »
* Niki walks up to the table and sits down. "I want some food too."
<Chrys> «ooc: nuuuu »
* Niki yawns.
* Rachel waves a little to the girl. "Hey there. What's good here?"
<Chrys> ...Yeah. Food.
<GMStoren> [Caterer] Do youw ant anything before your search, Knights? I'm honored to take your orders! ^^;
<Rachel> <<O_o I want to flirt with her :o>>
<Roric> «ooc: ...why>? »
<Rhiana> Just bring me food, and lots of it.
<Rachel> <<I want to flirt with everyone. Oh god. :o I'm in a flirty mood ;_;>>
<Chrys> ...Food or sex, whichever you'd prefer to give ^^
<Cody> «ooc: Cody lies in a COMA :P (FEEL BAD). Chrys is fucked up in teh head (FEELBAD) »
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
* Rahne blushes, * I can't believe you'd say such things...
<GMStoren> [Caterer] ...Sir, we can't ofefr that. We're celebant. But we have a great omelette..
<Rachel> Ah....omelette....gimme one of those, please. ^^
<Rachel> And some water, maybe?
<Chrys> .oO(Celibate? Tell that to little miss hornball back in Cody's room...)
<Rhiana> Eggs, bacon, sausage, biscuts, pancakes, juices and the like.
<Chrys> I'll take that. That works. ^^
<GMStoren> [Caterer] *scribbles*
<Niki> *yawneverythingyawn*
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Gimme everything they ordered times 3. ^_-
<Rhiana> Triple portions.
<Tori> And another cup of Coffee, too, please,
<Rachel> Oh god. ^^;
<Rachel> Here we go ^_-
<GMStoren> Keylai stares at Rhiana.
<Rachel> O_o
<Rachel> ah god! There's two of them, now!
* Rhiana looks a Keyla, "...?"
<Chrys> «ooc: THIS IS LIKE SLAYERS »
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Well, I'm obviously not the only oen eating for a family.. hehehe.
* Chrys looks at Rachel, then points to Niki "Three."
<Rachel> the universe is gonna explode. ^^;
<Rachel> She didn't ask for triple servings, though, tiger ;)
<Niki> «ooc: The Earth was really hollow inside. »
<GMStoren> [Caterer] ^^; Umm... okay.. boy you heroes are hungry!
<Chrys> Hey, double portions of Keylia, why do you mind? ;)
* Rhiana sticks out her tongue, "I haven't eaten good in a while."
<Rahne> Bacon, and eggs..  with um, hash browns and fried mushrooms.  With some toast and jam and a glass of orange juice, please.
* Rachel chuckles softly. ^^
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Plenty of me to go around, tiger. ;)
<Rachel> Hey, that's my nickname for him ;) 
* Rachel waggles a finger at Keylia ^_-
<Rhiana> ...of course I tend not to eat my fill around others...
<Chrys> Why is everyone calling me 'tiger' this morning? ^_-
<GMStoren> [Caterer] Okay, miss Rahne... I'll be right back.
<Niki> «ooc: Yeah, Chrys' nickname is "Fucking brigand." »
<Rachel> <<lol>>
* Rahne curtsies, her tail swishing. * thank you, Miss.
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Ohh right.. I get stuck with "fucking brigand". ;)
<Chrys> You don't need to add the 'brigand' there if you don't want. ;)
* Rahne feels out of place in a sea of mercenary boorishness.. she shifts restlessly from foot to foot.. *
[Chrys:#Pureland PING]
<GMStoren> « lol »
* Rachel reaches up and tugs Rahne down beside her on the bench.
<Rachel> Sit. ^^;
<Rhiana> I hope I ordered enough.
* Chrys looks at Rachel and blinks. "Wow, I didn't know you were that enthusiastic about it.." ^_-
<Rachel> <<Rachel has taken Rahne under her wing :o This is so cute.>>
<Roric> «ooc: Rahne needs to lighten up and join the innuendo.:D »
<Niki> «ooc: <Rhiana> I hope I ordered enough. [Keylia] Plenty of me to go around, tiger. ;) »
* Rahne sits, curling her tail around her. *
<Chrys> «ooc: agh lol Niki »
<GMStoren> As your orders start to filter in carryed by several serving girls... Regan gets up and makes his way over to you all.
* Rachel sticks her tongue out at Chrys. "Hey, I'm just being a good friend, man."
<Chrys> «ooc: Ror: No, she doesn't. That's what Trajan's for. »
* Chrys chuckles and mutters under his breath "...in bed."
<Rachel> <<lol ^^;>>
* Rhiana starts to eat all the food she ordered O_O
<Cody> «ooc: Heh. Soon Rahne'll become hawt and wear halter tops and make comments bout sleeping with everyone :D »
* Chrys eats, looking at Regan
<GMStoren> [Keylia] We still need to settle that little favor Chrys... when this is all over. ;)
<Rachel> <<halter tops..? O_o :o>>
<Chrys> Yeh? What do you want...?
<Rachel> Yeah.... ;)
<Roric> «ooc: yay for halter tops! »
<GMStoren> The Gemma Knight leader salutes you, looking at the food seems to alleviate some of hsi serious face for a brief moment.
* Rhiana doesn't even really pay him any attention, hje
* Chrys looks at Keylia and blinks, suddenly dropping his over-genki expression. "Yes... even though I'm in no hurry, it's something that'll need to be done, indeed."
<Rhiana> «ooc: ... »
* Rahne wags her tail. * Good morning, Sir Knight. ^^
* Rhiana doesn't even really pay him any attention, she just continues to pig out
<GMStoren> [Knight Regan] I can see you ceratinly are girding your stomaches...
* Rachel eyes Keylia idly, wondering about the sudden mood change...and then she starts to eat, her gaze turning to the Knight.
<Roric> «ooc: Regan: Mana Knight! *sharp salute* It is good to see you again on this fine d...hee hee....food. *giggle* »
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<Chrys> «ooc: Nuuu! Regan has ADD! »
<GMStoren> [Knight Regan] I wanted to give you a report on the status of the hunt for Dryad, sirs.
<Cody> «ooc: hehehe! »
<Rachel> Oh yeah? How goes it?
* Niki takes a plate food and puts it in front of her. Her face almost goes splat in it, but she stops herself before that happens and starts to eat.
<Niki> «ooc: plate of food even. »
<Rahne> Please do so, m'Lord. ^^
* Rhiana grunts with a mouthful, "mmm..mmnd mamas..."
<Rachel> <<O_o>>
<Chrys> «ooc: mind mamas? »
<Niki> «ooc: Rhiana is eating the rabbit babies from Lammy! »
<Rhiana> «ooc: And ma'ams ;) »
<Cody> «ooc: Mind Mamas...up there iwth Soul Yankers and Nipple Yankers from Lunar! »
<GMStoren> [Knight Regan] It appears thanks to your comrade Sir Roric we've managed to find the energy signature of the elemental near the business district..
<Chrys> nuu
<Chrys> «ooc: ER OOC »
<Rachel> <<AUGH BUSINESS DISTRICT>>
<Roric> «ooc: ...what's wrong with the business district? »
<Rachel> <<FF9! FF9!>>
<Cody> «ooc: Least it's not the the theatre district. Boku would be up our asses! »
<Cody> «ooc: Or is it Baku? Ah yeah. Boku is DBZ :P »
* Rahne ears perk up while she swallows a good helping of bacon. * Mistress Dryad is in the Business District?
<Chrys> «ooc: Baka »
<Cody> «ooc: No! It's GOKU! Gah! »
* Rhiana shoves some bacon into her mouth right before some eggs, then washes it down with some juice
* Rachel blinkblinks and picks a bit at her food, not really eating it. ^^;
<Niki> «ooc: Almost as bad as Garb Flair. »
<GMStoren> [Knight Regan] Even though this area causes reasonable suspicion as it were, we cannot start entering without the proper warrants. And since it seems Janice has given you those liberties, we will elave the acquisiton to you all..
<Chrys> Dryad? I thought Roric already had the ability to call her...why do -we- need to find her..?
* Rhiana looks at Rachel, "Are you gonna eat that?"
<Rachel> No...probably not. ^^;
<Rhiana> Do you mind if I...?
<Rachel> Nah. Go ahead. Normally I'd give it to the Endless Void over there...but I think she's got her hands full.
<GMStoren> [Knight Regan] No, yous ee.. as a gemma Knight Drayd is very close to use. Roric possesses very powerful gemma night abilities..
<Chrys> «ooc: Is Rhiana talking about Chrys or the food? ;) »
* Rachel pushes the plate to Rhi ^^;
<GMStoren> « er us »
<Chrys> ...Yeah, but?
* Rhiana shoves Rachel's plate into her mouth
* Niki grabs another plate with an omelete on it, and stacks on top of the other plate.
<Chrys> «ooc: @_@ »
<Rachel> <<O_o>>
<Chrys> «ooc: AGH! THE ENTIRE PLATE?! »
<Niki> «ooc: Mmm...plate. CRUNCH! »
<Rachel> <<Shiiiiiyaaat, Rhiana has a BIG ASS MOUTH>>
<Cody> «ooc: That doesn't surprise me ;) »
<Chrys> «ooc: NOOOOO RHIANA'S FROM RIVER CITY RANSOM »
<Cody> «ooc: BARF! »
<GMStoren> [Knight Regan] Without her blessing directly, the rest of us have also been suffering... some even being rendered powerless.
* Rhiana blinks, "What is everyone looking at?"
<Rahne> So..  just in the Business District?  No specific place within?
* Rachel stares at Rhiana but then averts her eyes, looking back to Rogaine...err...Regan.
* Niki continues to eat her own food. Going through her fourth plate now.
<Chrys> ...I didn't...uh...know you liked ceramic, Rhi...
<GMStoren> [Knight Regan] Apparently, someone in this evry city has been keeping her Grace to themselves. And we cannot allow this to continue. She must be returned to the Tree Palace at once.
* Rahne continues to eat with her polite candor.. *
* Rhiana shows the plate to Chrys, "I didn't eat the plate, you twit."
<Rachel> Alright...so we'll go to the Business District and get her back..
<Cody> «ooc: Rahne is so the Roan of this RPG :P »
<Rachel> Piece of cake. We'll have Cody healed in no time. ^^
<Chrys> No, but it looked like you were trying to. O_o
* Rachel looks confident. ^^
<Rahne> << I know not who Roan is. ^^; >>
* Rhiana puts Rachel's plate down and goes back to her food
<Cody> «ooc: He's in Grandia II ^^; Play more! »
<Chrys> «ooc: Roan is the back specialist guy »
<Rahne> << Kay. ^_^ >>
<GMStoren> [Keylia] *scarfs her mutliple portions* Heh. DFigures she's right under you idito's noses.. :P
<GMStoren> « er idiot's »
<Chrys> Keylia, bite me. It's fun.
* Rachel chokes on her water.
<Rahne> We shall see what we can do, Sir Knight.  Under the circumstances, I'd say that we cannot afford failure.
<GMStoren> [Keylia] wait you turn, boy. ^_-
* Rachel swallows it down and coughs softly. ^^;
* Rhiana scarfs more of her food
<Rachel> Sexual...innuendo....rising..!
<GMStoren> [Knight Regan] Ahem. No, we can't.. Megan is on her shift securing the area.. and Roric should be returning momentarily to take you to the locale.
* Rhiana puts down the last of her plates...clean as a whistle. "Anyone else got something they aren't gonna eat?"
<Rachel> Great! ^^ Thank you, sir Regan.
* Rahne smiles and nods to the Knight. * Yes, thank you.
* Rachel sits back a bit, running her hand through her hair.. ^^
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* Niki picks up a glass of juice and drinks it down in one gulp.
<GMStoren> Regan bows politely. "No thanks.. it is my sworn duty!"
* Rahne dilligently commits to the consumption of the rest of her delicious meal. *
* Tori quickly pulls his untouched cup of coffee out of Rhiana's reach and begins to gulp it down.
* Chrys grabs a banana from a nearby fruit plate.
* Rachel quietly playfully flicks a piece of egg at Keylia. ;)
* Rhiana snickers at Tori, "I don't drink coffee."
<GMStoren> [Knight Regan] It is su who are in your debt for bringing the Gemma and the son of Lord Fletcher to us. Perhaps we can elarn much from each other after this is settled..
<Tori> I wasn't taking any chances.
<GMStoren> Keylia o_O
* Rhiana snickers again, "I'm surprised you didn't know that. You seem to know everything else..."
<Rachel> <<Hee!>>
<Rahne> His name is Cody, Sir Regan..  he is more than just "The Gemma"...
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Rachel.. I'm getting you for that later...
* Rachel winks. "I wait in anticipation!"
<Chrys> ...What Rahne said. "The Gemma" nothing. He's a living being.
* Rhiana looks for the waitress, "I could probably back down some more pancakes..."
<Tori> Not everything..a lot, but not everything.
* Chrys then goes back to his previous train of thought, and unwraps the banana, winking at Rachel
<GMStoren> [Knight Regan] My..my apologies. I was merely trying to be respectful of Cody. I'll leave you to finish your meal..
* Rachel raises an eyebrow at Chrys. ^^
* Chrys eats it suggestively, staring at Rache the whole time ;)
* Rachel blinkblinks. ^^;
<Cody> «ooc: Dammit ^^; I want to flirt now! »
* Niki picks up the last pieces of bacon on her plate and eats them.
<GMStoren> « yikes.. this is bad o_o »
<Roric> «ooc: BTW, if I love you with all my heart at any point, I'll BBS. »
<Chrys> «ooc: Chrys is SO flirt »
<Rachel> Wow, Chrys, you sure are good at eating long, thick objects.. ;)
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<Cody> «ooc: GOD! »
<Roric> «ooc: That would only work if Rachel was a cwd, Chrys. ^_^ »
<Chrys> ^^ Okay, this is getting bad. Anyways.
<Rachel> <<lol ;)>>
<Chrys> «ooc: HEh. »
<Rhiana> Looks like he's had lots of practice with banana like objects.
<Cody> «ooc: Tee hee »
<Rahne> Sir Regan..  apologize not.  And don't go away without smiling, because you've done your town, your people, and us, a great service.  Thank you once again.
* Rachel snickers. "Ahem."
<Chrys> «ooc: I think she is. »
* Chrys ahems
<Rachel> <<I'll beat you ;)>>
<Chrys> «ooc: with your giant phallus? »
* Rhiana shifts her eyes over to Tori again, "Sometime soon, you'll have to tell me exactly how muchy ou know."
<Rachel> <<No, with your mom's. ;)>>
* Tori chuckles, but says nothing.
* Rachel raises an eyebrow at Tori and Rhiana ^^
<GMStoren> [Knight Regan] Thank you Lady Rahne. Your wisdom and beauty is even greater than they have told me of. I wish you luck. *salutes*
<GMStoren> [Keylia] And you people say I'm bad...?
* Rhiana finishes a glass of juice, "...Whew..."
<GMStoren> Keylia finishes her meal. ^_^
* Rahne turns a brilliant crimson, and opens her mouth to protest.. but can't seem to come up with any words. * ^^;
<Rachel> Nah. We say you're good. ;) Okay, gods, it must be something in the water.
* Rachel rests her head in her hand. ^^
<GMStoren> Regan makes his way back to his men.
<Chrys> I think so.
* Rachel mumbles to herself. "Be serious, Rachel, be serious...you can do it..!"
<Roric> «ooc: Cody: So, did you miss me while I was gone? Rachel: Not really. We pretty much filled the time with HOT SEX./ »
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
* Rhiana looks around the table for some more food, "I'm afraid that wasn't a request Tori...there are certain things people don't like others knowing..and it bothers me when someone knows those things about me."
<Rachel> <<Cody misses the cutest things ;)>>
* Rachel nudges Rahne gently. ;)
<Rachel> You're catching flies.
<GMStoren> « o_O »
<GMStoren> « Oh dear. »
* Rahne looks up. * Hmmm? Miss Rachel? ^^;
<Rachel> I think he likes you. ;)
* Tori upturns his cup and taps at the bottom of it, trying to get the last few drops of sweet precious caffiene out before he lets it get taken.
* Rachel nods a little towards Regan. ;)
<Niki> «ooc: mmm...caffine. »
<Cody> «ooc: Tori sounds like me ;) »
* Tori he lowers it, then eyes Rhiana.
<Rachel> <<lol Tori :o Like me and pepsi!>>
<GMStoren> Regan is apparently engrossed in a discussion with hsi troops...
* Rahne fights another bout of blushing. * No.. That'd be silly... ^^;
* Rhiana chews on a stray strip of bacon she found
* Chrys sighs.
<Tori> Look..whatever I know, doesn't really matter..I stay pretty quiet.
<Cody> «ooc: Rachel: Notice him and like him! Leave Cody to me, bitch! *Slapslapslap* »
* Niki drinks down a glass of milk and now looks fully awake. "Ahh, yummy."
* Chrys sighs again. "Ahem."
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Well, if you've had your fill of food and flirting, can we start this search or what?
<Rachel> Yeah, let's get this going!
<Roric> «ooc: * Roric saves Dryad while everyone is eating breakfast. »
* Chrys looks at Keylia "But what then?
<Rhiana> I'm afraid it does matter, Tori.  If you know it...what's to say others don't know it as well.
<Rahne> Should we not wait for Lord Roric to arrive, Miss Keylia?
* Rachel groans. "Oh yeah. We're waiting for Roric. Right."
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Let's find Roric first, and we bust that joint wide open. Simple.
<Rhiana> Right..waiting for Roric..in the mean time, bring me some doughnuts!
<Rachel> ....such a good plan. ^^
* Rachel considers flicking another piece of egg but decides Keylia would dump water over her head. ;)
* Rahne hurridly finishes up her breakfast and washes it down with the last of her orange juice. *
<Cody> «ooc: Thank god you guys don't hav TANG. ICK »
<GMStoren> Keylia turns to Niki. "That wake ya up, kiddo?"
<Cody> «ooc: *Shudders* »
<Rachel> <<~ It'd be nice to have a blow job, it'd be nice to have a blow job, it'd be nice to have a blow job from your mommmmm! ~>>
<GMStoren> « agh.. noo »
<Rahne> << Tang?  You know what I like to do with tang?  I love just eating the powedered crystals of that stuff. ^^;  I am evil. ^^ >>
* Chrys sweatdrops as he gets the oddest song stuck in his head
<Roric> «ooc: That won't make any sense in the logs, Ash. :P »
* Rhiana looks back at Tori, "I'm not worried about you, so to speak. I'm more worried about how you found out."
<Chrys> «ooc: good »
<Roric> «ooc: .......... »
* Niki looks at Keylia. "Yep, that was good."
<Tori> The fact of the matter is Rhiana, most of the information I have is either from just watching and listening..or from the dead. Either way, no worries.
* Niki pats her stomach.
* Rachel stands from the bench and stretches a bit.. ^^
* Chrys stands up and starts off.
* Rahne mimics Rachel, and gets ready to depart.. *
<Roric> «ooc: Rachel is such an exhibitionist. ^_~ »
<Rachel> <<she is NOT! ;)>>
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Their security might be lackluster, but thatw as sure good food. Let's go before we grow roots waiting. ^_-
* Rhiana looks around for her doughnuts, "Oh really...you heard about me from someone then?"
<Rachel> <<she didn't show flesh!>>
<Roric> «ooc: oh, sure she isn't. »
<Roric> «ooc: ^_^ »
<Rachel> Yeah. ;) Let's move it.
<Rachel> <<she didn't!>>
* Chrys has already left, woo
<GMStoren> Rhiana finds a small box waiting for her.
* Tori stands and adjusts his cloak.
<Tori> Heard..and watched.
* Rhiana snatches up the box, "From who?"
* Rachel rubs her neck and heads after Chrys. "I love a good quest." ^^
<Cody> «ooc: JACK IN THE BOX ACTION! »
* Rhiana opens the box and pulls out a glaze covered doughnut
<Chrys> «ooc: Mmm, Jack in the box »
<Tori> No one in particular..and not necessarily about you..it's more like I heard a few things about families..a
<Chrys> «ooc: Glazed donuts graghgraghgragh »
<Cody> «ooc: Rhiana makes homeresque noises. »
<Cody> «ooc: DAMN YOU CHRYS! »
<Chrys> «ooc: ;D »
<GMStoren> keylai follows the two out..
<Rhiana> Let's go before we miss the others.
<GMStoren> « er Keylia »
<Rachel> <<keylai is l33z0r for Keylia!>>
* Niki stands up and follows as well.
* Rhiana takes the pastry down in two bites
<Rhiana> «ooc: LOL »
* Tori shrugs and heads through the doorway.
* Roric is leaning against a lantern-post outside, his head face shaded by a wide straw hat. He raises a hand, seeing them. "Mornin', chicks an' chumps. Thought ya'd never get 'ere. Ya 'ave sweet dreams?"
* Roric is sporting thick stubble and has a toothpick sticking out of one corner of his mouth. His headband is tied loosely around his neck, allowing his hair to fall freely about his face.
<Cody> «ooc: RONFAR NO!! »
<GMStoren> « Now that's a nice image. ^^ »
<Roric> «ooc: Ronfar does NOT have a straw hat. :P »
* Rhiana shifts her eyes to Tori, "Don't get me wrong. I'm not questioning your character. I'm trying to protect myself, and all of you."
<Chrys> «ooc: AGH HE LOOKS LIKE A MIX OF RONFAR AND ME »
<Cody> «ooc: He has everything else :p »
<Rachel> I slept for like five moments but I'm pretty sure I had some sort of quick dream. ^_-
<Rachel> Good morning, Roric. ^^
<Chrys> ...
* Rhiana opens the box and gobbles down another doughnut
<Cody> «ooc: Rachel: It involved Chrys, Cody, and I in a hot tub! And Keylia lapdancing ON ME! :D »
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
* Chrys walks past Roric
<Roric> 'Ope it was a good one. 'Ey, babe. I saw GI Joe go in, so I'm assumin' ya got the skinny 'bout our woody chick?
<Rachel> <<DAMN you, Cody O_O :P~~>>
<GMStoren> Keylia steps outside, and regards Roric with an eager stare. "Hmm.. rustic.. and macho.. I like it."
<Cody> «ooc: Yeah, I thought that'd make ya wet ;) »
<Rachel> Oh jeez ;)
<Rachel> and yeah, we do. ^^
* Roric shifts the toothpick to the other side of his mouth and follows after Chrys. "Whoa there, tiger."
<Chrys> ...Yeah? What? We need to get this over with...
<Rachel> ... O_o He called Chrys tiger too...huh. ^^;
* Chrys stops and turns around, eyes locked in a determined glare.
* Rhiana opens the box and pulls out another doughnut
<Cody> «ooc: Rhiana is gonna balloon like that blueberry girl in Willy Wonka :D »
<Chrys> «ooc: Watch as the doughnuts are poisoned »
<Niki> «ooc: NUU! »
* Roric eyes him for a bit, then grins and passes by in the direction of the business disctrict slums. "Nothin'. Let's get a move on."
<Rhiana> «ooc: I know what Cody watched tonight :D »
<Cody> «ooc: ^_^ »
* Rachel sweatdrops at Chrys's sudden moodswing. "Yeah, let's go!"
* Chrys keeps going.
* Rhiana chows down on the doughnut
* Rachel follows the two, walking beside Keylia and looking faintly amused. ^^;
<Rachel> <<O_o As the dominatrix song plays. Figures. ;)>>
<GMStoren> « lol »
<Roric> Now, this ain't a part o' town where we wanna be attractin' much attention, so if ya want us t'ave a fair go, y'oughtta spread out a bit.
<Rahne> How do you manage to..  eat so much.. yet not weigh three hundred pounds, M-.. Rhiana?
<Roric> «ooc: That Rhiana song? »
<Rhiana> «ooc: You have dominatrix songs? O_o...Rhiana could use a new theme ;) »
<GMStoren> You make your way down the streets, noticing a few guards more posted on watch.. apparently the security here has tightened immensely.
<Rachel> We already stick out like sore thumbs as it is.. ^^; Group or not...
* Rhiana licks her fingers some, "Oh? I don't really know Rahne...I've always had a healthy meals."
<GMStoren> [Keylia] It's all about metabolism, baby...
<Rachel> <<~ I want you in a vinyl suit, I want you bad! complicated, x-rated, I want you bad bad bad bad bad! ~>>
<Niki> «ooc: All of the food that Rhiana eats goes into her breasts. »
<Chrys> «ooc: lol, too true »
<Cody> «ooc: Hmm. Prolly right. ^^; »
<Roric> «ooc: Sounds cute, H. »
<Rahne> I always thought I ate lots... too much sometimes, even..  I just can't believe what you go through..
<Rhiana> It might have something to do with the fact that I practice magic.
<Cody> «ooc: Hehe. Cody should eat a lot now :p »
<Roric> «ooc: Cecilia. »
* Rachel 's stomach growls. ^^;
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Kicking butt burns calories better than casting some little spells..
<Cody> «ooc: Lilka: And then they dump that stuff on their rice and EAT IT! »
* Rhiana narrows her eyes at Rachel, "No you can't have a doughnut."
<Rachel> I gotta agree... ^^ Then again, I couldn't cast magic if my life depended on it. ^^;
<Rachel> I don't want it, Rhi. ^_-
* Tori idly scritches the top of his head, messing his hair a bit (he also seems to make it a point to hold down his cap as he does so, keeping it in contact with his head. Weird. ^^;)
<Tori> Umm..Shouldn't we be looking for the wood nymph?
<Roric> We're 'eadin that way, Tor.
<Roric> Don't do yer block.
<Rachel> Tori needs more coffee.. ^_-
* Rhiana scarfs down another doughnut
<GMStoren> Roric leads you around a few bends, as the scenery begins to get a little less clean and holy... maybe even bordering on the slightly worse areas of Pandora.
<Tori> And a translation. What's a "block"?
* Rachel looks about. "Huh. Looks familiar.."
* Roric falls silent as they enter the seamier side of Wendel, keeping an eye on his surroundings as he did in the wilderness.
<Rahne> It's hard to believe the Holy City Wendel could harbor places so..  less-than-Holy...
<Niki> «ooc: We've walked into Rachel's room. »
<GMStoren> You can make out a group of Gemma Knights clustered around an inetrsection, a few inspecting a building that looks like it hasn't been used inawhile.
<Cody> «ooc: Hehe. »
<GMStoren> One of them is a helemted woman with blonde hair.. obviously Megan, the other co-leader :)
<Chrys> «ooc: MEGAMAN NUUUU »
<Rachel> <<Damn, thought it was Reisha ;) Heheh..>>
<Chrys> «ooc: ...oh, that say Megan »
<Cody> «ooc: We killed her first session ;) »
<GMStoren> « hehe »
<Rachel> <<Aww ;)>>
* Roric flips a brief wave, clearly not enthused to have to deal with the bobbsey twins again.
* Rachel straightens a bit and eyes the building. ^^
<Rahne> This is the place?
* Niki walks along not paying much attention.
<GMStoren> She turns aside as Roric comes into view with the group. "Hail, Sir Roric. Good you made it back!"
<Roric> That's it.
* Rhiana chows down on another sweet pastry,
<Chrys> «ooc: <Megan> Hail! <Roric> Screw that, I'm out of here. »
<Rachel> <<Obscene.>>
<Cody> «ooc: ^^ »
* Rahne looks at the shoddy construct disapprovingly.. * Hardly the place for one such as Mistress Dryad...
* Roric rolls his eyes from beneath his hat. "'Ey, Sir Meggy. We can take it from 'ere."
<Rachel> Careful, Rahne, you might invoke bad spirits with such comments. ^_-
<Rachel> <<sir Meggy lol>>
<GMStoren> [Knight Megan] We've sealed off all the exits from here... all that's elft for you is to enter and retrive the mistress Dryad.
* Chrys walks forward in front of the building, stopping in front of the knights. "Yes. Now please move."
<Roric> (m) Yeah, like th'dreaded foot-in-ass spirit.
<GMStoren> The door of sorts to the place is boarded up. You think you catch a funny odor..
<Rhiana> These are good doughnuts
<Cody> «ooc: Who ...nah, too easy. »
* Rachel sniffs the air and blinks. "Huh..."
<GMStoren> « brb a sec, ok? »
<Niki> «ooc: Woo, I have 2 unassigned stat points to use. Sweet. »
* Roric is quite used to funny odors, and thus struts up undaunted. "Anyone got a crowbar, or should we do this th'old-fashioned way?"
<Roric> «ooc: Kay. »
<Cody> «ooc: ^_^ »
<Cody> «ooc: BRB myself. »
<Rachel> Can I bust it down with my mighty Mana Sword? ^_-
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<Roric> Whatever turns ya on, hon.
* Rhiana snarfs down another doughnut
<Roric> «ooc: We pause for Storen/Cody? ^^ »
<Rachel> <<I guess.. ^^>>
<GMStoren> « gimme a sec.. gettign a drink :) »
<Rachel> <<Oh yeah! I was gonna get drunk, wasn't I!....err, wait, no...there was no beer. :P Nevermind.>>
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<GMStoren> « Better. Yummy ^_^ »
* Rachel unsheathes the sword easily and twirls it.. ^_-
<Cody> «ooc: Back »
<Chrys> «ooc: LET US START NOW :O »
* Rhiana unsheathes another doughnuts and easily eats it
<Rhiana> «ooc: -s »
<Rachel> <<lol>>
<Cody> «ooc: God, how many doughnuts does she HAVE? »
<GMStoren> Keylia pulls out her sickle Reaver, and her sword Damascus with ease. "I always love the direct approach."
<Rhiana> «ooc: Prolly a dozen »
* Rachel inhales deeply and wrinkles her nose at the smell before lunging a little forward to swipe at the boarded door ;)
* Chrys walks through the doorway after it is hacked down by the Dirty Pair, Rachel and Key :P
<Chrys> C'mon.
<GMStoren> Herald contacts with the old wood, easily breaking it down, followed by some finishing strikes by her partner.
<Cody> «ooc: HIT CHRYS! »
<Cody> «ooc: ...awww. »
* Roric waits a bit to see if Chrys dies horribly, then strides in.
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<Roric> «ooc: Umm, assuming he doens't. »
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* Rachel twirls the sword again and sheathes the sword.. "Awesome."
* Rachel winks at Keylia and heads inside. ^^
* Roric whips out his boomerang, ready for a stoush.
* Rhiana says, "Way to go." with a moutful of doughnut
<GMStoren> Chrys doesn't die, but ends up in what seems to be like an old dwelling of some sort. There's a heavy musk in the air, smelling like smoke..
<Niki> «ooc: DAMN! »
<Roric> «ooc: anyone here? »
<Niki> «ooc: He lives! »
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* Chrys coughs. "Whoo! Somebody light a match!"
<Roric> ...huh. No one t'say 'ello.
<Chrys> Now what? *cough*
<GMStoren> [Keylia] ...that isn't what I think it is?
<Rhiana> I would, but I'm eating.
* Roric gives Keylia a look.
<Guy> «ooc: Keylia: I had too much chili. But I had the power of beans behind it. How could I go wrong? ;_; »
* Rahne lightly steps in, to survey the area, a distainful frown on her face.. *
<GMStoren> The smoke seems to be eminating from a back room, as you hear some muffled laughter.
<Rachel> ...? Fire?
* Niki plugs her nose.
<Roric> Looks like th
<Roric> <EVIL>
<Roric> Looks like th'party's that way.
<Roric> Let's get a move on.
* Rahne snaps her ears up, and listens more intently. * Shhh...
* Chrys goes back there
* Roric heads in the direction of the noise.
* Chrys stops in front of the door, waiting for the rest of the party
* Rhiana follows, wolfing down, you guessed it, another doughnut
<GMStoren> [You all make your way across the delapidated floorboards to the door, opening it a crack...
* Rachel rests her hand on the hilt of her sword, stopping with the others and peering into the crack :o
<Rachel> <<Obscene.>>
<Guy> «ooc: ^_^ Peep oh Peep oh PEEP INTO THAT CRACK! »
<Rhiana> «ooc: * Chrys blushes »
<Guy> (w) C'mon...pass it over....stop hoggin' the stuff...
<Roric> «ooc: .... »
<Rachel> <<LOL O_o>>
<GMStoren> Inside you see 4 people huddled around some kind of... contraption, smoking something... they all are loud and obnoxious. 3 guys and one girl, dressed in worn, dirty robes.
<Niki> «ooc: <Chrys> DO NOT BE SNIFFING THERE! »
<Rahne> ?
<GMStoren> [Woman] Hey, you had the last hit...
<Guy> Duddee...the colors. Whoa shit man... *_*
* Rachel shakes her head and murmurs.. "Figures..."
<Chrys> (q)They're smokin' th' manajobong... 9_9
* Niki still has her nose plugged. "It stinks in here."
<Rhiana> ...talk about stupid..
* Rachel decides not to ask how Keylia knows what that smell is ;)
<Guy> No! You...no we...no....Ah hells I lost count! *Breaks out into laughter*
<GMStoren> [Guy] It's like Manjuana dude! Fresh from DRyad! Isn't it killer?!
<Chrys> No, but I am. Where's Dryad? ^_^
<GMStoren> [Girl] What were you counting? *laughetr*
* Guy looks up at Chrys when he speaks.
<GMStoren> [Keylia] My gosh.. o_O
<GMStoren> [Keylia] This is NOT what I expected.
<Guy> *snicker* Duuuddeeeeee...I never realized you had such a raaaaaaaaaaaack... *Gigglesnort* Oh wait, you're not my mom. But you look like my mom...only your ass is fat. (Looks at Chrys and gigglesnorts again)
<Rhiana> So much *munch* for the element *munch* of surprise *gulp*
<Rachel> ....
<Roric> Okay, screw this.
* Rachel resists the urge to laugh.
<Guy> You want some? Peace and love, man. ^^
<GMStoren> One of the guys jumps up at the intrusion, and snatches Rhiana's doughnuts.
* Guy does the peace sign!
<Rhiana> ...!
<Niki> «ooc: "Dude, its like in Japanese." »
<GMStoren> [Guy] Hey.. munchie fodder!
<Rhiana> Gimmie those back!
* Chrys picks up the guy and drags him out the door.
* Roric stomps forward, grabs a hold of the guy by his shirt, and yanks him to his feet. "Peace."
* Rahne looks sternly at the four.. * Where is Mistress Dryad?
<Guy> Hey!
<Roric> «ooc: Damn. »
<Roric> «ooc: Well, I took someone else. »
<GMStoren> You feel a bti dizzy in this room..
<Roric> «ooc: ^_^ »
<Chrys> Fuck off, sonny.
<Guy> I know you love me, babe...but I need a condom! Hold up!
* Chrys coughs and tosses him out
* Rachel rubs her forehead.. "Uhm.. I feel a bit....weird." ^^;
* Guy walks back inside. :p
* Rhiana whips out her...um..well her whip
<Guy> Get your own pad...(teeheehee)
<GMStoren> [Girl] Dryad?
<Roric> Just show us the way t'Dryad and we'll get outa yer face.
* Rhiana snaps it at the guy, "Gimmie back my doughnuts!"
* Roric coughs and drops the guy he's holding, rubbing his eyes. "Damn, this is nasty."
<GMStoren> You see the thing on the floor glow softly green, and a vocie yelps out at you...
<Guy> They wanna have Dryad? Well okay...give me some beer and some cornuts...hmm...nuts...*Snicker *
* Niki looks at the guy with the doughnuts. "I want some too."
<Rachel> ....I can't believe they're smoking Dryad....
<GMStoren> [Dryad] Help me.. they are smoking my elaves! *cough cough* I'm drowning in a bong how degrading!
<Rhiana> «ooc: Did Criz write this session? ;) »
<GMStoren> [Girl] Woah.. it's talking to me!
<Guy> Dude!
* Roric waves the smoke away from his face and grabs the bong, whipping it against the wall.
* Rahne makes her way swiftly towards the source of Dryad's voice. *
<Guy> It's God!
* Guy bows to the bong, "Oh God!"
* Chrys rolls his eyes and coughs, wobbling a bit
<Rachel> <<lol :o>>
<GMStoren> [Guy] Hey, they're trying to take God away from us!
<Guy> Tell me, what is the meaning of life!
* Rachel frowns a bit and giggles just a little.
<GMStoren> [Keylia] ....
* Rhiana coughs, "This is very bad for my health..."
<Guy> Will I get laid!
<Rahne> Mistress Dryad?  Are you okay?
* Guy bows feverently.
* Rachel rubs her forehead again. ^^;
* Rahne lets out a small cough. * This smoke is hurting my eyes.. :/
<GMStoren> [Dryad] *muffle* Um.. no.. help! ^^;;
<Guy> «ooc: Dryad: Dumbass! :D »
<Roric> Damn, that's a stong motherfuckin' piece of shit.
* Chrys sighs and punches Guy in the head. "Shut up."
<GMStoren> [Guy] Ha! I'm gettign some before you, dude!
* Rahne attempts to break Dryad out.. * How did they... get you into this.. this thing?
<Roric> Rachel, ya wanna give it a whack?
* Niki kicks the guy up the bum. "Shut up...your stupid."
<Guy> Ow! God has brought me a sign! A headache! I love you, God!
<Rachel> Heheheh...whack..
<Rhiana> Okay, I've had it
<Chrys> «ooc: lol, Niki and Chrys had a shared thought »
<Guy> And a buttache! Will his wonders ever cease?!
<Guy> Hey...
<Rahne> ...Is the..  is the floor moving?
* Roric sighs. "Man, you nongs can't take a whiff or two."
* Guy shoves Niki and CHrys away, "I won't let you take God away!"
* Roric coughs.
<Niki> WHAT!
<Guy> I found God first! 
<GMStoren> [Girl] Yeah....! *pushes Rahen awa while she's dizzy*
* Rhiana balls her hand into a fist, "First you abuse a spirit of mana by smoking her leaves, then you steal an innocent girl's food when she's hungry, I cannot forgive this."
<Niki> YOU DON'T PUSH ME AWAY!
* Niki yanks out her axe.
<Guy> Dude...you look like my exgirlfriend.
<Rachel> <<lol Rhiana!>>
* Rhiana lashes out at the first guy
<Rachel> <<lol!>>
<Guy> «ooc: Tori: We might end up naked. »
<Guy> Dude...can't we all just SHARE God's glory?
<Roric> No. Go away.
* Niki slashes at the guy.
<Rachel> No...no we can't.... ^^;
<Rahne> Hmm.. what Miss Rachel?  Y-yeah, I'm okay.. she was mean though.
<Guy> Hey! Stop him! He's making off with God!
<Rahne> I, uh, can't seem to get Mistress Dryad out of that thing though..  not yet, at least.
<Guy> Only we can do God!
<Rachel> Yeah, I know, girl... ^^; It's the fumes...fucking with our heads...don't let it get to you..! ^^;
<Roric> What the 'ell did ya make this thing outta anyway?
<Guy> «ooc: Obsceneness intended ;) »
* Rachel draws her sword suddenly!
* Rhiana lashes her whip at the guy, "You're not going anywhere!"
<Rachel> Roric!
<Rachel> Toss it over here!
<Rahne> I'm trying not to let them get to me.. but it's hard, with the floor moving, and all.. ^^;
<Guy> Dude, everyone...C'mon! Let's kick they're ass...they're MAKING OFF WITH OUR STASH!
* Roric rolls the bong onto his foot and floats it into the air, then knees it over to Rachel. "'Ave a ball."
<Rachel> <<Watch Rachel miss and accidenly lop Rahne's head off. ;)>>
* Roric kneels against a wall and rubs his eyes.
* Chrys grins at Rahne. "It's not so bad once ya get used to it... ^^;
<Guy> «ooc: Whew, god I wondered where you went O_o »
<GMStoren> « grr.. just when I had a good line.. »
<Rahne> You're.. used to this, Master Chrys?
<Guy> «ooc: Can someone post what he missed please? ^^: »
<GMStoren> « can someone repost from where RHiana got the lol there? ^^ »
<Roric> «ooc: Rhiana got the lol? »
<Rachel> <<From me. ^^>>
<GMStoren> « yup. »
* Chrys giggles
<Rhiana> «ooc: I say something funny every once in a while »
<GMStoren> « do ti in msg.. let's mush forward ;) »
* Guy gets serious and looks at Chrys, "Can you not feel the happy happy joy joy, my son? I really do nto want to partake in kicking your ass. Let's share. My son."
* Rachel slashes at the bong with the sword! but misses and it hits her in the forehead.
* Rachel falls over.
<Roric> «ooc: I can't find which lol that is. ;_; »
<Niki> «ooc: Here. I'll do it. »
<Rahne> Ak! O_o  Miss Rachel!
<GMStoren> [Keylia] I'm going to crash this party before I puke. :p
<Guy> Oh fine. ;_; Be a bunch of nards! 
* Rhiana snaps her wildly, "gimme back my food!"
<Rachel> Ow. ^^; 
* Guy dizzily gets into a fighting stance. "Hehe. Wow. MY feet are big."
<GMStoren> [Girl] Yeah.. let's party harty! I've got dibs on the rum and coke!
* Rahne tries to help Rachel back up. * Be careful, Miss Rachel.. the floor is a little bit wobbly. ^^;
* Rachel leans into Rahne. "Uh huh. And now my damn head hurts."
<GMStoren> >> Stoenr A & B, and Stoker A & B appear to defend thier God! (not! ^^;)
* Chrys giggles and passes out
<Niki> «ooc: Woo, Stoners! »
* Tori gets a decidedly serious look on his face.
<Tori> o/~ALLLLLLL WE ARE SAAAAYYYING, IS GIVE PEAAACE A CHANCE...o?~
<Roric> «ooc: I thought that said "Storen" »
<Tori> Duuuude.
<Guy> «ooc: LOL!! »
<GMStoren> « o_o »
<Rhiana> ....Tori?..
<Guy> Hah! Yeah! You're okay, dude! Let's all get a margarita! ^^
<GMStoren> Keylia kicks Chrys in the gut.
* Tori shakes his head
<Tori> Sorry..got to me for a sec.
* Chrys giggles like the Pillsbury dough boy
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Oh for the love of Mana.. ^^;
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<Niki> «ooc: Doh... »
<Guy> «ooc: Noooo! Rachel went poopie »
<GMStoren> « gack. »
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*** Rahne sets mode: +o Rachel
<Guy> «ooc: Yay! »
<Rachel> <<O_o Slut.>>
<Guy> «ooc: Am not! »
<GMStoren> « wb ^^ we waited ^^ »
<Rachel> <<Oh! Great! ^^>>
<GMStoren> >> Battle Begin!
<Guy> Dude...my breath smells like cat pee...
<Guy> That is SO cool.
* Rachel rubs her head. ^^;
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Guys.. do not lose your cools here. That stuff is strong!
<Roric> «ooc: Is this like the drunk fights in SGF? ^_^ »
<Rachel> Uhhhh huh. I'd say so, Key.. ^^
* Rahne shakes her head, trying to get out all the little buzz demons.. *
<Roric> Wusses.
* Rhiana starts to slurr her speech some, "I'm...ffffine Keeeyla..I want my doughnuts..back!"
<GMStoren> >> Keylia attacks Stoner A!
<Rachel> <<You should name one of the guys Jeff. ;)>>
<Roric> «ooc: He's the boss. »
* Roric takes a long swig from his wineskin. "One vice cancels out another, dontcha know?"
<Niki> «ooc: Yeah...Lucca rename yourself to Jeff. ^_- »
<GMStoren> >> 149 damage!
<Roric> «ooc: Jeff is a pothead? »
<Guy> «ooc: Hehe. Nah, if I didn't use the name somewhere else, he'd be Pottle. :P »
<Guy> «ooc: POTHEAD :D »
<GMStoren> [Guy] I ain't feel nothin' man... ohh.. the elf chick wants in my pants!
<Rachel> <<Jeff is quite the junkie... ^^; He's done pretty much everything :P>>
<Niki> «ooc: LOL »
<Guy> Dude! I had her first! Sharing is caring, man!
<GMStoren> [Keylia] As IF!
<Roric> «ooc: Aren't potheads supposed to be mellow? »
<GMStoren> >> Rahne's turn.
<Guy> ~Monday is a drinkie day...~
<Rahne> << This is Dryad, not standard pot. ^^;  Maybe she works differently. ^^; >>
<Rachel> Uhhh O_o Hey now! No scheming on Keylia! Yeah! Pound 'em, Rahne!
<Guy> You can pound me anytime, babe... ^_^
<GMStoren> [Girl] Ohh... I see the music... it's so pretty..
* Rahne rushes towards Stoner A, and vaulting off of her spear, she smashes a sandled foot into the maw of her opposition sending him flying backwards! * Take that, swine!
* Rhiana shakes her head, getting her whits back
<Guy> Dude...the colors...I am the music man!
<GMStoren> >> Rahne connects! 28 damage! Charge at 1/2!
<Niki> *_*  OOoh, pretty colors.  My green hair and red skin are cool.
<Guy> «ooc: LOL. »
<GMStoren> [Guy] Ohh.. threesome.. this stuff is like libido food, dude!
<Rachel> Oh god... ^^; 
<GMStoren> >> Tori's turn.
* Rahne wobbles a bit.. but her trusty counterweight, her tail, manages to keep her on her feet.. * I'm not feeling so good.. :/
* Tori takes an offensive (if unsteady) stance, and fires at Stoner A!
<Roric> «ooc: Wah, I'm still not faster that Tori. ;_; Damn you Tori! »
<Guy> «ooc: Hahaha :D »
<Rachel> It's alright, Rahne...just...think of Cody!
<GMStoren> « ^^; »
<GMStoren> >> Tori's shot flys wide.. he misses!
* Chrys giggles in his unconsciousness and mutters something about bedpans, plungers, ball-peen hammers, and spackle
<Roric> «ooc: What the hell is spackle? »
<GMStoren> >> Roric's turn.
<GMStoren> « that wallpaper stuff? ^^ »
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* Roric shoves his hand forcefully into the ground, passing through it up to the wrist as though it were quicksand. "Time ta bring out the big guns!!" "Ohhhh yeah!" Standing slowly, he draws up intertwining vines of mystic energy from the ground, which collect around his hands. He clasps his hands, and the light suffuses his body.
<Roric> «ooc: Aliases are fun. »
<Rachel> <<lol. Heather's music of choice for this battle: 'Bad Touch' by The Bloodhound Gang ;)>>
<Chrys> «ooc: Yes, Storen »
<Guy> Hehe. Cody...is that some sort  of exotic dancer? ^^ Bwhahaaha....*burp*
* Rachel twirls her sword and almost sends it flying from her hands, fumbling with it ^^;
<Roric> «ooc: I rolled up my Kool-Aid man quote. Ohhhh YEAAAHH! *busts through the wall* »
<Rahne> Hmm.. Cody..  * Rahne smiles. *
<GMStoren> >> roric casts Aura Wave! his charge guage is maxed out!
<Roric> That's the shit.
<Guy> Can I have some of that? *looks at Roric*
* Rachel grasps the sword hard to keep it in her hands and braces her feet.. ^^
<Rahne> Exotic dancer?  Heaven's no..  he's a... he's a..  you know.. I dunno what he is! ^^;
<Roric> Oh yeah, baby, comin' right up.
* Roric plays with his boomerang, laughing maniacally.
<GMStoren> [Girl] Oh.. yeah.. the music makes me happy.. let's happy dance!
* Niki tries to grab the shiny stars around her.
<Roric> «ooc: Man, I wish I was Mystere for this. »
<Rachel> . o O (Focus, Rache....attack the girl..)
<GMStoren> >> Stoker A pulls out a cigarette looking like thing and blows a puff of smoke at Rhiana!
<Rhiana> Gack!  How rude!
<Guy> ^_^ Feel our happy love caress you like a llama!
<GMStoren> >> Thankfully, Rhiana resists the effects!
<Guy> DUDE! STOP!
* Rhiana fans the smoke away
* Guy gets on the floor.
<Guy> Can you hear it? The ground is making love with the thermostat!
<GMStoren> [Guy] Hey, I can blow bigger smoke rings than that.. watch...
<Rahne> Coooodeeeeeee!   Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!  *Cough!*
<Guy> «ooc: LOL Rahne goes dom! »
<Rachel> <<lol>>
<GMStoren> >> Stoker B mimics his sister of love and blows a shottie right into Niki's face!
<Rachel> <<shottie O_o>>
<Roric> «ooc: What the fuck? *stares at rahne* »
<Niki> Ooh, pretty smoke ring. *_*
<Guy> Dude! It's the fire alarm!
<GMStoren> >> Niki is Moody! Charge guage cannot increase!
* Guy gets up and points at Rahne and EEEEES along with her.
<GMStoren> >> Chrys is on the floor babbling incoherantly..
<Niki> «ooc: HA, but my charge gauge is full right now. :D »
<Roric> «ooc: heheh. You rock, Lucca. I seriously think you should play this guy fulltime. »
<Roric> «ooc: He's SO COOL »
<Guy> «ooc: ^^ »
<GMStoren> >> Niki's turn.
* Rachel shakes her head hard, trying not to get too stoned ^^;
<GMStoren> « he's stoner B btw :) »
<Rahne> A weem-a-waym-a-weem-a-waym-a-weem-a-waym-a-weem-a-waym...  Iiiiin tha jungle!  Tha mighteee  jungle!  Tha Codeeeeeee sleeeeeeps toniiiiight!
<Roric> «ooc: Heh. kind of a shame there was no Meira for this. »
<Guy> «ooc: LOL! »
<Rachel> ... O_o Oh man...
<GMStoren> [Keylia] OH no... -_-;
<Roric> Hehehehehhahahaha!
<Guy> ^_^ Man, God loves you.
<Guy> You are chosen!...and...stuff...
* Rachel leans a little on Keylia. "How come this shit ain't bothering you?! Fuck, this stuff is wicked strong...heheh..."
* Rachel giggles.
* Guy scritches his head.
<Rahne> Ooooooooh!  Oooooooooooooooooooohhh!   Ooooh! Ooooh!  Oooh!  Oooooh!  Oooooh!   Something-something-waaaaaay!
<Niki> Watch me.  I can throw my neat axe of pretty stars at you. *_*
<GMStoren> [Guy] Part of the inenr circle... to bring peace and love to the woooooooorld..
<Chrys> bubbles and happy circle sex...heheheheheee
<Rachel> <<This is a really fucked up session ;)>>
<Guy> «ooc: Told you! »
<Guy> «ooc: Hahaha. ^^ »
<GMStoren> « I warned some. :) »
* Niki jumps up a little into the air, although to her its more like 300 feet into the air. She throws her axe of shiny stars at Stoner B.
* Rachel shakes her head again ^^;;
<Roric> I think I need another drink.
* Roric obliges himself.
* Rahne sticks out her tail. * This is my tail.
<Guy> Dude...I need my Simi Bendrix music...
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<Roric> «ooc: Hehe. Rahne rules. »
<GMStoren> [Girl] Come on.. I'll do my pole dance of love!
* Rahne wags her tail fanatically. * This is my tail on drugs.
<Chrys> «ooc: LOL »
<Rachel> Oh...oh man...!
<Guy> «ooc: LOL »
* Rachel bursts out laughing!
<Chrys> «ooc: Baha, you rock me »
<GMStoren> >> Niki attacks Stoner B!
<Guy> Dude...can I...
<Rachel> Rahne, girl, you are the fucking shit!
<Guy> Pet...
<Roric> «ooc: Rahne is actually cool this session. ^_~ »
<Guy> That tail?
<GMStoren> >> With Sky Misile..!
<Guy> Aww dude it's Big Bertha!
<Niki> OOo...pretty stars fly fast.  Wee.
<Guy> I paid the fuckin' rent last week, I swear!
<GMStoren> >> 142 damage!
<Rahne> I am fucking shit?  Well... that's not a terribly nice thing to say, Miss Rachel.
* Rachel giggles softly and pushes off of Keylia to try and stand on her own, wobbling.. ^^
<Guy> ...Wow. That felt kinda good...
* Chrys mumbles something about Nasca or something
<Rachel> Sorry! Lemme make it up t'you!
<Guy> Do it again!
<Guy> «ooc: Hehee »
<Guy> «ooc: Nasca: SEX! »
* Rahne ferociously wags. * I'm sure I'd cry, if I weren't too busy wagging.
* Rachel tilts her head back and laughs ^^
<GMStoren> >> Stoenr A oogles Rachel, and tries to hug her... in a evry painful way.
* Niki trots up to Stoner B and yanks her axe out. "My stars, go get your own. Wow, you have neat purple skin."
<GMStoren> [Guy] Feeel the love!!
<Rachel> Hey! Not on the first date!!
<Chrys> «ooc: O_O NUUUU! HE STICKS IT IN »
* Rachel shoves at the guy ^^
<Roric> "'Ey, buddy, 'ands off the chicks!
<Guy> Feel her up!
<GMStoren> >> 28 damage!
<Rachel> Ow, man, I don't even know you!
* Rachel teeters a bit. ^^
<GMStoren> Keylia beats the guya way. "Get yer paws off, pal!"
* Guy glances at Rahne, "Hey baby."
<Rachel> Yeah! Keylia will protect me! She's big and tough and and and....hehehheheh...
<Chrys> mmm, shirt ninjas...graghgraghgragh... @_@
<Niki> «ooc: Have Rahne say "What do you want? ^^;;;" »
<GMStoren> >> Stoner B sets his sights on Rahne!
<Guy> Hehee...Did you know I have an ear and tail fetish...
<Roric> Man, you guys are trippin'.
<Roric> Heheheheheh.
* Guy grabs and pulls on Rahne's tail, "I really wanna see it! Why won't you share!"
<Chrys> «ooc: Noooo! IT'S BAHAMUT ON CRACK! »
<Rahne> No!  It's mine!
<Rachel> <<~ Aaaaahhhh Lukey's boat is painted green! Haaa me boys! ~>>
<Roric> «ooc: hehe. Good song for this. »
<Guy> «ooc: You realize I'm mocking you, Heather ;) »
<Rahne> It's comfy and furry and feels great to wag!  I love it!
<Guy> Then let me pin it on!
<Guy> I'll give it back!
<Rachel> <<fuck you, man! ;) >>
<GMStoren> >> He yanks Rahne's tail.. really hard! Rahne gets WHACKED! 64 damage!
<Guy> ...Then we can do fun things with it!
<Roric> «ooc: FACK YOU MAN »
<Guy> Heheheehehe.
<Rahne> OW!
* Guy wobbles back, "You're no fun..."
<Rachel> <<Don't mock me or else I'll get my revenge! ;) I have my ways! BWHAHAHA>>
* Rahne 's eyes begin to fill up with tears. * That hurt!
<GMStoren> >> Rachel's turn.
<Roric> «ooc: *puts on Mari-Mac* »
* Rachel rushes forward at Stoner A and lashes at him in what can be described as an almost drunken swing. ^^;
<GMStoren> [Guy] Hey, dude, now she's got seveteen tails...
<Niki> «ooc: Legend of the Drunken Master. Woo »
<Chrys> «ooc: lol »
<Guy> ~When I was seventeen...I had a very good beer. I had a very good beer that I purchased...with a fake ID...My name was Brian McGee...and I listened to Queen..when I was seventeen!~
<Chrys> «ooc: JACKIE CHAN IS THE SHIT »
* Rahne looks at the guy all pissed off. * It doesn't come off, you numbskull! Only I can touch it! And possibly Cody! But not right no!
<Rachel> <<lol...Newfie music is good for the stoner battle. Figures.. ;)>>
<Rahne> << now, rather. >>
<Chrys> «ooc: @_@ »
<Roric> «ooc: theresaneatlittlelassandhernameismarimacmakenomistakeshesthegirlimgonnaattractlotsofotherfellastrytogetheronherbackbutimthinkingthattheyllhavetogetupearly »
<Rachel> <<ROTFL>>
<Guy> «ooc: WHaaaaaaaat! »
<Rachel> <<Go Ror! ;)>>
<Rachel> <<*does a jig*>>
<GMStoren> >> Rachel tears into Stoner A! 77 damage!
<GMStoren> >> Charge at 2/2!
<Rachel> Ha ha ha!
<Rachel> Teach you to fuck with me, man!
<Rachel> I am the best shit!
<Rahne> AND...  Remember...!  There's no sex, in the Champagne Room!
<GMStoren> « DIES »
<Guy> «ooc: No! GREEN ROOM! GREEN ROOOOM! »
<Guy> That's Green room!
<Guy> ...It's out back...wanna go? ^_^
<GMStoren> [Guy] What? I have sex and champagne all the time!
<GMStoren> [Girl] Rooom.. spinny room....
<Rachel> Don't do it, Rahne! Just say no!
<GMStoren> >> Rhiana's turn.
<Rahne> No!  You pulled my tail!  Do you have any idea how long that's gonna hurt for?!
<Guy> «ooc: Gah! Nemal! DO NOT MSG ME NOW GHOGHOHSDOHFOF! »
<Rahne> Maybe I should rip off your arm, and you might understand!
<Roric> «ooc: Nemal? Hehe. »
<Guy> Uh...But I love you?
* Niki starts hugging Stoner B's leg. "I like purple skin."
<Guy> I like your ass, baby.
<Chrys> «ooc: A@$&)%)*&@%@*)Y »
* Rhiana lashes wildly at the Stoner A, "Gimme back my food you thief!"
<Guy> «ooc: This is so wrong. »
<Chrys> «ooc: HE IS HITTING ON NIKI »
<Niki> But it isn't purple.
* Rahne turns her nose up at him and frowns. * You don't love me, you love my tail. You have tail-envy.
<Guy> What color is it? Can you show me?...Hmm...gahaha...ass...
<Chrys> asss....
<GMStoren> >> Rhiana wraps Stoner A up in her whip! Kinky!
* Chrys drools in his unconsciousness
* Rachel snorts and points at Chrys. "Why won't he wake up! Damn you! You big handsome lug! Wake up!"
<GMStoren> [Guy] Oh.. all the chicks want me.. yeah! I rock!
* Rachel kicks Chrys lightly. ^^
<GMStoren> >> 11 damage! Stoenr A's agility drops!
* Chrys blinks his eyes open. "eh?"
<Rahne> Sheeeeeeeee...  woooooooree..  aaannn..  itsybitsyteenyweenyyellowpolkadotbikini!
<Guy> C'mon, girl! *Looks ar Rachel* Partake in parmiscious sex! Now now now...gaw.
* Niki wanders off towards Keylia not even answering the stoner's question. "Can you make my butt purple?"
<GMStoren> >> Charge at 2/2!
<Chrys> «ooc: GAW TH(#*FUWYGH(P@&R ROTFL »
<Rahne> Thank god I'm not her, I'd be waaay too self-conscious!
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Not today...
* Rhiana twirls her whip around him some more, "Now I bet you're thinking twice about stealing a poor, innocent, hungry girl's food, right?"
<GMStoren> [Keylia] But I can make someone's black and blue!
<Guy> «ooc: Hehe. Wow. I really should be a stoner in a RPG. this is insanely fun. »
<Niki> Okay.  Look, I found a shooting star.  *holds up her axe*
<Rachel> C'mon, lover boy, wake up!
* Chrys blinks at Rahne and grins. "Hey, foxy..where ya been all my life?" %D
<Guy> Dude!
<Guy> She's mine! ...Well, we can share.
<GMStoren> [Guy] Oh, spin me around you hot mama
<Roric> «ooc: ...we kinda stopped fighting here. ^_~ »
* Guy puffs out his chest, "Sharing is caring, man. My Mo-TTO, cus my name OTTO...I like super LOTTO."
<Chrys> «ooc: We did that five minutes ago »
<Rahne> You!  * She points accusingly at Chrys. * You have tail-envy too!  I can see it in your eyes!
<GMStoren> >> Keylia attacks Stoker B, sending him packing!
<Niki> «ooc: This battle should suddenly end and we all just get along. »
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<Roric> «ooc: Hehe. »
<GMStoren> >> 139 damage!
<Guy> Aww dude I have gas...oh wait...I'm bleeding....hehe. Cool.
* Chrys grins and gropes Rahne. "Naw, not th'tail, don't want that. Want these." %D
<GMStoren> [Guy] Oh.. loookit that.. it's time for the party to start guys!
<Rhiana> «ooc: I did 11 damage compared to 139, boy no wonder I suck at attacking ;) »
<GMStoren> >> Rahne's turn.
<Roric> «ooc: Keylia has monster attributes. »
<GMStoren> « no.. just a 150 ATP weapon ^^ »
<Guy> Dude. Yeah man. Why didn't we like...just do this sooner...ehehe.
* Guy twirls his joint like a shotgun, "Hehe."
* Rahne is felt, and lets out a small squeak before belting Chrys in the head! * Gettaway!
<Chrys> «ooc: IT'S STONER TAYNE »
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<GMStoren> [Girl] P...a...r...t...y...
<Guy> Cuz my name is Tayne and I am INSAAANE IN THE MEMBRANE!
* Rahne twirls around, dropping low and extending her spear to it's full length! The weapon's shaft collides with Stoker B's feet, knocking them out from underneath him! Taking the oppertunity to strike, Rahne dashes towards her off-balance twirling her spear just moments before stabbing at the enemy! *
<GMStoren> [Girl] That's funny when you spell it..
<Guy> Wait, my name isn't Tayne...it's...aww hell..
<Niki> Party...yay.
<Guy> Whoo! Floor action!
* Chrys grins "Kaaay. Plenty of other wimmen here" ^_@
* Niki starts twirling around.
* Guy falls on his ass!
<GMStoren> >> Rahne attacks Stoker B! 32 damage!
<Guy> ...I fallencan'tgetup.
<GMStoren> >> Charge at 2/2!
* Guy hops up.
* Rachel snuggles up to Keylia again and eyes Stoker B.
* Chrys lets go of Rahne and slumps over Rachel. "Ey sexy..." %D
* Rachel wraps an arm around Chrys. ;)
<Rachel> Hey there, big boy! 
<Guy> Dude, why fight?
<Rahne> Stop!  Children!  What's that sound?  Everybody look!  What's goooooiiiin' down?
<Guy> «ooc: Heheee. »
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Umm.. Rachel.. not like I mind you clinging, but.. uh.. enemies? ;)
<Chrys> «ooc: @_@ »
<Guy> Love man.
<Guy> Love.
<Guy> Love me, especially man.
<Guy> I am the love.
<GMStoren> >> Tori's turn.
<Tori> . . .
<Rachel> Yeah! Enemies! Right! Sorry, I got distracted by your...uh...power!
<Tori> The Crows...
<Tori> ...Smell funny.
<GMStoren> [Guy] Let's show em love!
* Tori ¤*¤\pulls away his cloak, somehow misses his cap, but manages to make up for it by pulling the rest of his clothes off, except for his y-front undies; revealed as a child of silence and cold intent..revealed as a cold child!/¤*¤
<Guy> «ooc: Tori...god! ^^; »
<Chrys> «ooc: WHAT LOL »
* Tori goes offensive and fires at Stoker B!
<Roric> «ooc: Hehehehehehe »
<Tori> MANA JUANA IS BAD, OhM-KAY??!!!!
<Roric> «ooc: That's awesome »
<Guy> «ooc: LOL!! »
<Rachel> <<LOL!>>
<GMStoren> >> Tori remoevs his disguise! Stats altered!
<Chrys> «ooc: ^)#*RYQDFHOA)TY*@%HRFW LOCKE BEAR MY CHILDREN »
<GMStoren> >> Tori attacks Stoker B!
<Guy> «ooc: Well, someone got Naked this session ^^;;; »
<Rahne> Oh.. wow...  * Rahne blushes and giggles. *
<Rachel> Huh! Take it off, sexy!
* Rachel whistles at Tori!
<Guy> Whoa! Dude! You're COOL! Bear my children!
<GMStoren> >> Hit for a nice 57 damage! Charge at 1/2!
* Chrys runs his hand along Rachel's side. "Eh, what'dya need him for when ya have me?" %D
<Roric> «ooc: Damn, these guys have a lot of HP. »
<Guy> Hey...ow. You didn't have to show your love to me like THAT.
<GMStoren> « for a reason.. »
<Roric> Okay, assholes. Time to get serious.
* Tori stands, striking what would be a dramatic pose, if it weren't for the absence of clothes.
<Guy> «ooc: Hehehe. »
* Rachel grins at Chrys sexily. "True, true...I have the best of both worlds, I guess....my partner on my right, you on the left...aww yea...."
<GMStoren> [Girl] Oh... he's got a big gun.. I like.. big guns... almosta s much as cheese doodles...
<Guy> 'Ey! Audrey! *turns to the girl* That guy wants to unf you! Unf you GOOD!
<Tori> The Crows...bear no children...
<GMStoren> >> Roric's turn.
* Rahne coughs. *
<Chrys> An' ya in th'middle, just like later on tonite... @_^
<Roric> I kiss you, motherfuckers!
<Rhiana> «ooc: Wow, I have the MST3K Mitchell song »
* Roric tosses his boomerang into the air and snaps it up again, crouching. "Screw this...I can 'it all o' ya at once!" He winds up like a coiling snake, then suddenly lashes out in a blur of movement, the weapon flying from his hand in a streak of green and cutting a swath through the area.
<Roric> «ooc: Gemma tear »
<Chrys> «ooc: Rhi: @_@ GIMME »
<GMStoren> >> Roric goes for some hot loving.. gemma Tear!
<Guy> WHOA it's like GREEN SLIME!
<Rhiana> «ooc: Heart poundin'...veins cloggin'...Mitchell...Mitchell! »
<Niki> Green slime is cool. :D  mmmm....slime.
<Rhiana> «ooc: God that movie sucked, it was hilarious »
<GMStoren> >> The weapon flys like a streak of green flame.. knocking one of the dudes out.. 40 damage to all! Stoekr B is down and out!
* Roric raises his hand, and the boomerang gently returns to it, the green aura fading into nothingness. "I AM MANDALA!"
<Guy> ....I like peas, man
<Guy> *thud!*
* Roric grins evilly.
<Roric> Sorry we 'ad t'cream that ass'ole. Allow me t'rip ya a new one.
<Chrys> Eh? So yer name's Nelson?
<Niki> «ooc: I thought Lucca was Stoner B, not Stoker B. »
<Guy> «ooc: the stoker went down? ^^ »
<GMStoren> « she's like everyone ^^; »
<Niki> «ooc: LOL. »
<Niki> «ooc: Cool. »
* Rahne looks at Roric skeptically. * You are not! Mandala is... is... that place! With the mountains! Mountains and Joch!
<Guy> «ooc: Nah, I'm stoner. ^^ Take out the thud then. »
<Rhiana> «ooc: Is the one I have tied up still alive ;) »
<Rahne> I think I'm from Mandala!
<Roric> «ooc: Mahir Roric. Hehe. »
<GMStoren> [Girl] Oh.. mountain's r nice.
<Guy> ~Cuz I'm the real sugar baby!~
* Chrys glooks at Rahne and giggles. "Mountains? Y'mean th'things in yer shirt?"
<Guy> ~All of your other sugar babies are just imitating!~
<GMStoren> >> Stoker A run over and grabs the machine on the floor...
* Niki nods. "Mountains 're nice."
<GMStoren> [Girl] I wanna dance... let's get the discoball!
<Roric> «ooc: What'[s that line from? Oh, right, CT. »
<GMStoren> >> A huge spray of green smoke flies out as she opens it, spraying everyone!
<Niki> «ooc: I want some mountains. :/ »
* Rahne bluntly socks Chrys in the nose. * Go away, hormone factory.
<Niki> «ooc: Er... »
<Guy> Whooaaaa yeaaaah!
<Roric> 'feh!
<Niki> I want some mountains. :/
<GMStoren> >> Everyone in combat is Crazed!
<Niki> «ooc: ;D »
<Roric> That's some nasty shit!
<Roric> «ooc: What's Crazed? Berserk? »
<Niki> «ooc: Crazed? »
<GMStoren> >> Keylia's amulet shiens and protects her.
* Rachel suddenly laughs WILDLY!
<Guy> It's my Girlfriend Naga!
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Aww fuck.. I gotta stop this myself. :P
* Guy points to Rachel. ^^
<Rhiana> «ooc: NAGA?! »
<GMStoren> [Girl] Hehehehe!
<Roric> What the motherfucking...fucking...fuck was that? Fuck!
<GMStoren> « Yo cannot dcelare targets only actions ^_- »
<Niki> «ooc: Woo. »
<Roric> «ooc: WOO »
<Roric> «ooc: CONFUSE »
<GMStoren> >> Niki's turn.
<Guy> «ooc: This battle is the funniest battle I've ever been in. Period. »
* Chrys licks Rachel
* Rachel grins wickedly!
* Rahne dances a-la I dream of Genie. * Do! Do! DoDo! DoDoDo! Do! Do! DoDo! DoDoDo! Do! Do! DoDo! DoDoDo! DO!
* Guy dances with Rahne, "Breakdown!"
* Niki jumps on the nearest person next to her, knocking him/her down. She then proceeds to use her axe to try to skin him/her alive. O_o "Mmm...purple pretty. I want purple too. Why am I the only one with red skin. Everyone else has purple skin."
<GMStoren> « haha »
<Rachel> <<lol>>
<GMStoren> >> Niki find herself leaping on Rhiana!
<Guy> «ooc: Yay :D »
<Niki> «ooc: This is gonna hurt. ^^; »
<Rhiana> You're way too young, and the wrong gender for me Niki
<GMStoren> >> That skin sure comes off alright.. 73 damage!
* Rahne joyously sings. * It all.. returns.. to nothing! It all comes tumbling down! Tumbling down! Tumbling dooowwwwwn!
* Rahne falls over. * ^^;
<Rachel> Pile up on Rahne!
<GMStoren> >> Niki is Moody! Her charge is locked!
* Rhiana falls backwards on her bum, "Grrrrr..."
* Guy looks at Rahne.
<Niki> Yay, I have some now.
* Guy winks
<Guy> Frisk me, baby.
<Guy> Frisk me good.
<Guy> I am your willing poppet!
* Rachel runs a hand idly through Chrys's hair ;)
<Guy> «ooc: Cody: SEETHE »
<Guy> «ooc: ...I had to ^_^ »
* Guy then winks at Rhiana.
<Guy> I...think I want some of those woman oranges man!
<Rachel> <<Tempted to make her do more...tempted to make her do more to OTHER people....must....resist... ;)>>
* Guy attempts to fondle Rhiana's assets!
* Rhiana is gettin' pretty mad
<GMStoren> >> Stoner B tries to make a break for Rhiana, but he ends up grabbing his friend Stoker A instead.
<Rahne> Flyyyy me to the mooooooon!  And let me plaaaaaaaaay  among the staaaaarrrrraaaarrrrrs!  Let me seeee what spring is like, on jooooopiter or maaaaaarrrrrsss!
* Chrys attempts to fondle Rachel! ^^
<Guy> Dude! You're FLAT
<Niki> «ooc: LOL! »
* Tori eyes Rachel and Chrys, a look of..jealousy crossing his face?
* Tori pouts "what does she see in him?"
<GMStoren> [Girl] Hey!
<Chrys> «ooc: O_o AGH Baha »
* Rachel giggles at Chrys's attentions. "Good puppy. Down!"
<GMStoren> >> Stoekr A slaps him silly... he missed!
<GMStoren> >> Rachel's turn.
<Roric> «ooc: *puts on The Devil Went Down to Jamaica* »
<GMStoren> [Keylia] .o( Figures this happens today... )
* Rachel breaks from Chrys and Keylia, stumbling out....and twirls her sword and then spins like a top!
<Rachel> Weeeee!!!
<Guy> Whoo! Pinwheel!
* Chrys lets go and watches, giggling
<Tori> o/~ THANATOOOOOS, IF I CAN'T BE YOOOOOOOURS! o/~
<Guy> «ooc: LOL! »
<GMStoren> >> Rachel spins like a dervish, nicking Tori!
<Chrys> «ooc: lol! »
<Rachel> <<lol ;)>>
<Chrys> «ooc: <Tori> o/~ <Rachel> SHUT UP BITCH @_@ »
<Tori> The scars and wounds of love!
<Rahne> O friends, no more these sounds!  Let us sing more cheerful songs, More full of joy!  Joy, bright spark of divinity, Daughter of Elysium, Fire-Inspired we tread Thy sanctuary!
<GMStoren> >> 70 damage! Charge at 2/2!
<Tori> I ACCEPT THESE OWWIES!
<Rachel> Whoops! heheheheh! Sorry, man! Lemme kiss it better!
<GMStoren> >> Rhiana's turn.
* Rachel staggers towards Tori! :o
* Rhiana narrows her eyes at the first Stoner again
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* Tori backs away, a little unsteadily
<Guy> «ooc: Hi Amy...you stumbled upon insanity ^^ »
<Guy> Can I kiss his owies away too?
<Tori> I refuse to be sloppy-seconds!
<GMStoren> « welcome to the party »
<Rhiana> Grrrr...
<Niki> «ooc: Welcome to the depths of the insane institute. »
<Rachel> C'mon! I cut you! Let me kiss it away!
* Rhiana reels in her whip
<Tori> No! My HEART IS TOO FRAGILE A THING!!
<GMStoren> [guy] Aww... I want more action baby! We're soulmates!
* Chrys idly weighs the pros and cons of letting Rachel cut his wang
* Rhiana charges for the Stoner, "Eat Leather, Doughnut thief!"
* Rahne hums the title theme to Klonoa! * DoDo! Do! DoDo! DoDo! Dooo! Doo! DooDoo Doooooo dooo! Doo Do DoDo Doo! Doo!
<Rachel> Fine! Fine! I'll return to where I'm wanted! ;_;
* Rachel stumbles back towards Keylia and Chrys ^^
<Niki> o/~ I belieeeevee I can flllyyyyyyy! o/~
* Niki jumps in the air and lands on her face.
<Guy> «ooc: This seession breeches SO MANY FORTH WALLS. »
* Tori turns and wails
<Guy> «ooc: fourth »
<Tori> I'm so unloved!
<Guy> I love you, man!
<Guy> Fondle me!
<GMStoren> >> Rhiana wobbles, but manages to stay on course.. she uses Cat O Nine Tails on Stoner B!
<Tori> you don't count
* Chrys falls into Rachel's arms and grabs her ass ;D
<Roric> «ooc: Most of them are only moderate breaches, though. ^_^ »
<Guy> ...I'm hurted man
<Guy> Discrimination IS BAD
<GMStoren> >> 40 damage! And it hurts oh so good, might I add.
<Rachel> Oooh! Hey now! Hands off the merchandise, honey!
<Rachel> If you break it, you bought it!
<Guy> WHoooooaaaa my hemroids are flarin' up!
<Chrys> But whyyyyy? I'm gonna pay for it.. ^^
<Rhiana> Grrr....Call me Queen!
<Rahne> Though this world I've stumbled!  So many times something something!  Something something something something!  The truth beeeetraaaayed!  The night is my companion!  And solitude my guiiiiide!  Something something something something!   Something keeps me aliiiiive!
<GMStoren> [Guy] Hey.. I want moooore...
<Guy> I'm down on my knees, baby!
<Rachel> Hahaha! My price is way too high! ;)
<Niki> Can I be the king then?
<GMStoren> >> Stoner A stumbles for Rhiana, but fall onto Roric instead.
* Chrys grabs Rachel and frenches her @_@
<Roric> ...geh...this ain't workin.
* Rachel mmphs!
<Roric> ....enh?
* Rachel slams her swordhilt into Chrys's temple ;)
<GMStoren> >> 35 damage! ^^
<Roric> 'Ey! Watch it! 
<Rahne> And I willlllll beee the one!  To hold Cody down!  Kissssss him soooo haaard!  I'll taaaaaaake his breaaaaath awaaaaaaaay!
* Roric trips backwards.
<Guy> «ooc: LOL! »
<Roric> «ooc: I never dodge. Phooey. »
<Guy> «ooc: Rachel, Kick Rahne's ass! Catfight! »
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Ok, this crap has got to end...
* Chrys gets knocked back a bit. "Tha' was a down payment" %O
* Tori whispers conspiriatorly too the guy "but youu see, I really want her..but she doesn't know it..because I'm a "childish, bratty recluse, or something..pathalogically shy or something..that's what Josie used to say anyway.."
<GMStoren> >> Keylia holds out a ahnd and begins focusing for something.
<Roric> Keylia? I 'ear ya, but...
<GMStoren> >> Rahne's turn.
* Roric pokes someone in the face.
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<Guy> Damn...you just gotta be forward, man. Just hug her and squeeze her like a ketchup bottle.
<Niki> «ooc: <Keylia> Kahmeehaamehhaaa! »
* Rachel wipes her mouth and almost seems normal again. "Uyyuucck!"
* Rahne looks to see what's standing.. * Uhm... which one of you is a valid target? ^^;
* Rahne looks at her opposition sternly. * Be honest now!
<GMStoren> [Girl] I'm a target! I'[ve got flowers in my ands!
<GMStoren> « er hands »
<Tori> *W* but she already has two to three others to treat her like mashed tomatoes...why oh why can she not be my condiment, mine, and mine only?
<Guy> I'm a target for your HOT TAIL ACTION!
<Niki> So, I have shiny stars.  Flowers suck.  Mine are better.
<GMStoren> [Girl] Want one? Only a gil.... what's a gil anyway?
* Rahne slashes upwards with the blade of her spear, catching the Girl full in the Face! Adding insult to injury, after completing the arcing slash, Rahne then smashes the butt of her spear square into her opposition, knocking them off their feet and sending them skidding backwards across the floor!! *
<Chrys> «ooc: uuueueu »
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<Guy> Cuz man...you're NAKED man.
* Guy giggles.
<Tori> ONLY ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS!
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<GMStoren> >> Rahne actually manages to aim frot he enemy, but the girl passes out rbiefly, and Rahne goes barreling into Stoner A!
* Chrys blinks. "Oh, forgot, you and th'elfie are bedbuddies already."
<Chrys> Sorry, my badies
<Guy> Dude...if she's such a bitch I'll take you in. You can be my love childe.
<GMStoren> >> 35 damage! He sees the happy shiny clouds.
<Roric> «ooc: Agh, Guy plays Vampire. Kill. »
<Guy> «ooc: Hehe. »
<Tori> No..No..she reminds me of..lost things..or something equally tragic and mysterious.
<Guy> «ooc: I was thinking more like Drag Queen/King »
<GMStoren> >> Tori's turn.
<Rahne> There iiiss!  A house!  In New Orleans!  Theeeeeey  caaaaaaalllll the Rising Sun!
<Guy> Like when they cancelled MST3K? *Cough* Uh...huh...?
<Roric> «ooc: Now THAT was a bad breach. ^_~ »
<Guy> «ooc: I know ^^;; Kick me if you want. :p »
<Guy> «ooc: Hits herself. »
* Chrys licks Lucca
<Chrys> «ooc: OOC »
<Guy> «ooc: UH? »
* Tori goes offensive and fires!
<Niki> «ooc: ..... »
<Roric> «ooc: Leave that in! »
<Chrys> «ooc: Even though in this session, anything goes I guess :p »
<Rahne> It's beeeeeen!  The ruin!  Of many a pooor boooy!  And Goddesss!  I know!  * Points to Chrys. * Heeee's one!
<GMStoren> >> Tori ponders the tragic and mysterious.. hit bullet hitting the back of Niki's armor, distracting her..
<Chrys> Eh? I ain't a boy!
<GMStoren> >> 22 damage!
<Chrys> I'm a princess! %D
<Guy> A pretty princess?
* Rahne looks at Chrys, shocked. * Wow... you're the ugliest princess I've ever seen!
* Rahne giggles and falls over backwards! *
<Guy> Aw. Not into ugly princesses.
<GMStoren> >> Charge at 2/2!
<Niki> Yay, the naked man wants me now.  He even hit me too.
<Chrys> I'm also the best in bed! %D
<GMStoren> >> Roric's turn.
<Roric> Dammit! I'm...kinda confused now.
* Roric uses Aura Wave on...someone!
<GMStoren> >> Roric casts Aura Wave on Stoekr B! Chareg guage maxed!
<Guy> WHOAAA!
<Guy> ORGASM CITY!
* Roric shoves his hand forcefully into the ground, passing through it up to the wrist as though it were quicksand. Standing slowly, he draws up intertwining vines of mystic energy from the ground, which collect around his hand. He taps Stoker, and they instantly vanish into him. "That's a spicy motherfuckin' meatball!"
<Chrys> «ooc: ROTFL »
<Chrys> «ooc: WTF »
<Niki> «ooc: Ahh, datsa feels good. »
<Guy> «ooc: Er, transpose that ^^ »
<GMStoren> « e r Stoenr B »
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<Guy> Aww man that's the best orgasm I ever had. You are the man.
* Rahne grabs Tori's clothing and ducks behind a crate, only to reappear a few moments later in the gunslinger's garb! * Look at me! I'm dark and mysterious!
<Guy> «ooc: O_o Huh? »
<Niki> «ooc: ... »
<GMStoren> [Girl] Ohh.. I don't feel so goood... ;_;
<Rahne> << Ack. >>
<Guy> «ooc: Hold up. »
<Rhiana> «ooc: Did someone piss Heather off? »
<Guy> «ooc: Py maybe? »
<Tori> Do I look that stupid?
<Chrys> «ooc: . . . . . . .. »
<Guy> «ooc: And she's not on ICQ. ^^: »
<GMStoren> >> Stoekr A makes a break for the bathroom, but bumps into Keylai instead.
<Chrys> «ooc: OR AIM, Lucca »
<GMStoren> « er Keylia »
<Chrys> «ooc: She signed off »
<Guy> «ooc: Hopefully she'll come back »
<GMStoren> « what happened? »
* Rahne giggles. * I dunno, do I look stupid in this?
<Guy> «ooc: No clue. »
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<Guy> «ooc: Py just left...so I'm guessing it's a py fight »
<GMStoren> « must be.. an aracdia thing? »
<Rahne> << Gotta be. :/ >>
<GMStoren> « :/ »
<Roric> «ooc: Should we stop or pause or something? »
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Hey, don't touch the merchandise... serious buyers only!
<GMStoren> [Stoker] A missed!
* Rahne looks at herself.. * I had to put the pants on backwards.. tail n'all.. and it's all a little bit baggy... but, it's not stylish?
<GMStoren> >> Niki's turn.
<GMStoren> « almost done :) »
<GMStoren> « you're all evry abshed up might I add. ^^ »
<Guy> I feel pretty! I feel pretty! I feel pretty and witty and GAY!
<Chrys> «ooc: LOL »
<GMStoren> [Girl] The walls hit me back...
* Rahne curls the cape around her, and lowers Tori's cap, hiding much of her face. * Luke! I am your father!
<GMStoren> « ^^; »
* Niki does some weird indian type dance, her axe out swinging like madly.
<Niki> Party!  WOO!
<Guy> The HILLS are alive! 
<Guy> With the sound of music!
<GMStoren> >> Niki powwows across the room, slicing Rahne's cape.
* Tori stands there, pondering the Rahne in his clothes thing
<Tori> Actually, it's not that bad..whose clothes are those anyway?
<GMStoren> >> 72 damage! (6 left ^^;) Charge gauge is locked!
<Niki> «ooc: I'm kicking everyone's ass. ^^; »
* Rahne gasps, having taken grevious offense at Niki's attacking of the cape! * You! You.. you little bitch! O_o
<Roric> «ooc: Stop attacking and start healing. ^_~ »
<Guy> Catfight!
<Guy> Catfight!
<Guy> *Rwor! psst!*
<GMStoren> [Keylia] OK, stay cool Keylia. You're not crazy, the world is... ^_^;
<Niki> «ooc: it isn't IC. She thinks this high thing is some game and party so she's screwing around. At the same time shes kicking ass. »
<Roric> I kinda forget what we're doin' 'ere.
* Guy attempts to pulls Rahne's tail again~
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<Guy> I WANT IT! I want you now...you...oompaloompa!
<Roric> «ooc: Wah. Want H. »
<Rahne> Clothes?  These?  I, uh, think they could be from some derelict chimneysweep!  * Rahne looks intently, and unsteadily at Tori. * You're not... that uhm, chimneysweep, are you?
* Rahne tries to dodge the guy! * No! Mine! Mineminemine!
<GMStoren> >> Stoner B uses up his charge! But in the hustle, he misses and glomps onto Niki!
<Guy> Aww yeah hawt ass...
<Roric> «ooc: Yeah! Payback! »
<Guy> Let's kick it up a notch!
<Roric> «ooc: What's his charge attack? :D »
* Guy fondles.
* Tori looks down..
<Tori> Umm..no..I think I'm a ragged, mysterious knight,,when I have clothes on anyway.
<Roric> «ooc: I actually have that as a roric quote, Lucca. ^_~ »
<GMStoren> « hmm.. painful ^^ »
<Guy> «ooc: ...ehheh. ^^ »
<GMStoren> >> Niki is rather violated... 101 damage!
<Guy> YEAH BABY YEAH!
<Roric> «ooc: Woo! She was our main enemy anyhow. »
* Guy hops back. ^^;
<Roric> «ooc: Kick her ass! »
<GMStoren> « I'ms urprised noone died yet ^^ »
<GMStoren> >> Rachel gets a funny expression, swinging at air...
<Roric> «ooc: he should have an ability name though. »
<GMStoren> >> Rhiana's turn.
<Niki> Hey!  Party time on someone else.  My red butt! You can't have it!
<Roric> «ooc: Bad Trip Saber or something. »
* Rahne scratches behind one of her ears, which pokes out from just under the cap.. * Hmm... this must not be yours then.. These are obviously the clothes of a very yellow and rare kind of elephant!
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<Guy> I like elephants...in my pants...
<Guy> hehee.
* Rhiana attempts to whip the Stoker O_o
* Rahne holds out an arm, the sleeve flopping down past the end of her hand. * I mean! They're huge! How could anything less than an elephant fit in here?
<Niki> I don't have any elephants.  Stay away from my pants.
<Guy> Hark!
<GMStoren> >> Rhiana tries to attack, but her whip catches the grizzled Roric. ^_^
* Guy gets into a heroric pose!
<Guy> I have returned from hell and am now known as...
<Roric> Aw, man!
<GMStoren> >> 16 damage!
<Guy> POLKA-DOTTED MAN!
<Rahne> Except possibly Hippopottamai?  Is that right?  Hippopotamususususususes?
* Roric gets whipped in the face and his hat falls off.
<Roric> Screw.
<Niki> I can't remember if I'm suppose to beat up Super Elephant Pant man...
<GMStoren> >> Charge at 1/2!
<Roric> «ooc: Wow, Rhi might actually get to use her charge eventually. »
<GMStoren> « she did before »
<Roric> «ooc: Ah. »
<GMStoren> « Cat O Nine Tails. :) »
<GMStoren> Keylia watches all the chaos around her...
<Tori> Hey. if you have the rareyelloelephanthippopottamaiderilectchimneysweeps clothes, maybe it has mine!
<Rhiana> «ooc: Yep yep, I just didn't write something otu for it well enough :/ »
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Well.. they are so messed up they probably wn't remember this so...
<Guy> Dude! Naked boy! Dance!
* Guy pulls out a luc.
<Guy> Where's yer g-string?
<Roric> «ooc: Keylia strips, revealing that she's really a guy! »
<Rahne> Hows about we go get that big long thing I can't pronounce right after whatever we finish doing whatever we're doing right now?
* Rahne hmms, and looks inquisitive.. * What are we doing right now?
<GMStoren> Keylia begins to glow a transparent white and green. "In the name of the moon.. I'm punishing you! Emerald... Crescent!!"
<Roric> ...what the...'ell's....Dryad.
<Roric> Dryad?
<Roric> Gah.
<Roric> I am so fuckin'...gah. 
* Roric spins around.
<Rahne> Dryadgah?
<Chrys> Dryad? Dunno what that is wha bro
<GMStoren> >> The room seems to hold still a brief moment, as tons of moon beams shoot out from her hand, and rain down into everyone in the room!
<Roric> «ooc: Ow. Ow. ow. Ow. »
<Roric> «ooc: LUNAR RAYS! »
* Roric 's moon symbol flares to light; an incandescent aura of energy flares up around him, accompanied by a faint, high-pitched whine. The aura slowly expands, then bursts, rays of silvery light spraying forth from the crescent moon marking.
* Rahne tries to steady herself, only to be severely blinded by Keylia. * Ack! O_o Bright!
<Roric> «ooc: Uh, ignore. »
<GMStoren> « now I coudl compute this.. want me to? ;) »
* Roric falls over, wincing at the light. "Am I dead?"
<Roric> «ooc: Sure. »
<Roric> «ooc: This seems very SO2-ish somehow. »
* Chrys goes ghaeiogheaoirhjiavnoiet
<Roric> «ooc: SOUTHERN CROSS! »
<Rahne> Oh yeah!  Dryad!  I think I remember now!
<Roric> «ooc: Well, either that or Kirby. »
* Niki passes out from the ultra bright lights. @_@
<Rahne> We need to get the CROWN to give to that Elf king to get the GEM to get the stuff to wake up the prince to get the KEY to get the TNT to give to the Dwarves to get to the outer sea!  I remember now!
<Guy> «ooc: LOL!! »
<GMStoren> >> Rahne takes 139! Tori takes 138! Roric takes 135! Niki takes 146! Rachel takes 143! Rhiana takes 128! Stoner B and Stoker A Hate Luna! 280 damage!
<Roric> «ooc: Heh. I need to do a FF1 RPG sometime. »
<GMStoren> >> Everyone is KO'd. ^^
* Roric falls on his back. "Fry mah hide!"
* Guy stops...blinks several times, and stares at Tori's nakkid body, "HOLY BLEEDIN' GODDESS YOU'RE NAKED!" His nose begins to bleed, then he promptly faints.
<GMStoren> Keylia blwos her finger. "Will THAT make you wake up?"
<Guy> «ooc: bows ^^ »
* Rahne topples over, nearly vanishing in clothing borrowed from Tori. *
*** Guy is now known as Cody
* Chrys never got into the battle, so is immune to the effects! HAH!
<Roric> «ooc: I picture her doing a seductive-eating thing with her finger when you say that. »
* Tori flops over, briefly concious enough to notice a draft...
* Chrys gets squished by the unconscious Rachel, though
<Roric> «ooc: Why DID chrys never fight, anyway? »
<Cody> «ooc: He got high first ^^ »
<Chrys> «ooc: Dunno. ;) But don't complain, I missed out on any EXP because of it ;p »
<GMStoren> Keylia walks over and opens up the thing all the way.
<Roric> «ooc: We get EXP for this>? »
<Chrys> «ooc: Dunno »
<GMStoren> Dryad pops out!
<GMStoren> « Yes you do :) »
<Roric> «ooc: Aww, she can just open it after everyone was kicking the crap out of it for ten minutes? ^_~ »
<Cody> «ooc: Hehe. That ruled. »
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Sorry about the mess, Drayd honey. It was getting ugly.
<Cody> «ooc: Storen! I can play stoned people anytime! »
<Roric> «ooc: I think Lucca should have to always play stoned people from now on. »
<Cody> «ooc: Hehe. I wanna see Elelna stonednow :P Or drunk. It'd be funny. »
* Rhiana rubs her eyes, "I think....I have the munchies..."
<Cody> «ooc: Ellena: I can fly! *Flaps her ears* ^^ »
<GMStoren> [Dryad] What did you do, Emerald!? I didn't hate them that much....
* Rhiana falls over
<GMStoren> Dryad glows softly and Casts a wide Revivify!
<Chrys> Ey! Some help ere?
* Chrys wiggles under Rachel
<GMStoren> >> Everyone recovers!
<Cody> >> The guy stays unconcscious, though ^^;
<Roric> «ooc: I once did a game where Emerald was a diety who was the patron of the heroes. »
* Roric rubs his eyes. "What the motherfuckin' 'ell?"
<Cody> «ooc: He got a errotic boost from Tori's packed abs »
* Niki is revived, but still da swirly eyes from the massive high.
<GMStoren> >> The battle is complete! 90 xp gained. :)
* Rahne lays there on the ground, and blinks a couple times.. * Oh my.. I feel terrible...
<Roric> ...*sits up* ...right...Dryad...is Dryad OK?
* Chrys sighs as everyone else gets up, and he gets up himself. "God damn manajuana. Yes, Roric, she's okay."
* Rhiana stays on the ground, fast asleep
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<GMStoren> Drayd floats over to Roric, looking at him.
<Cody> «ooc: Rachel! ^_^ »
*** Rahne sets mode: +o Rachel
<Rachel> <<back>>
<Rahne> << Good to have you back, J. :) >>
<Rhiana> «ooc: Hi Rachel :) »
<Niki> «ooc: Rachel! You missed Keylia kicking all our asses. »
* Roric picks up his hat and puts it on Dryad. "'Ey, babe. Sorry bout that mess."
<GMStoren> [Dryad] Thanks for rescuing me... I thought I'd never get out.
<Roric> «ooc: Yay! H! »
<Rachel> <<Oh yeah? Someone paste that to me?>>
* Tori stands up, face planted in his hand, eyes closed and wincing.
* Chrys dusts himself off. "That was fucking TRIPPY. It's like, I saw what I was doing, but I wasn't doing it. And at the same time, I didn't really want it to stop."
<GMStoren> « Ok Rache ^^ »
* Rhiana snores some..obviously pretty tired from not sleeping the night before
<Cody> «ooc: Remember tori! NAKED »
<Roric> No prob, but...I'm not actually sure I did anythin'. Just seemed ta sorta 'appen.
<Tori> Nggghh..
* Tori stands upright and blinks.
<Tori> Hey..is it cold to anyone else in here?
* Chrys blinks. "Oh...kaaay. I don't remember Tori being naked, though."
* Rahne sits up.. * My tail.. feels like I was drawn and quar--
* Roric takes a drink. "Damn."
*** Amy is now known as Amy-at-work
* Rahne looks down.. * Oh my...
* Tori looks down, naked except for his y-fronts
<Tori> ...
<GMStoren> Dryad sits on Roric's head, checking to make sure her hair is all there.
<Rachel> <<Someone? Anyone? No? Yes? Maybe?>>
<Tori> umm....
<Chrys> Don't know.
<GMStoren> [Dryad] It was terrible.. what is this world coming to?
<Cody> «ooc: Rachel: ^^ You missed a lot. I dunno when you left. »
<Niki> «ooc: Rachel: Can I send you the session log after the session? ^^;; »
<Roric> «ooc: I thought Storen was. :/ But yeah, there's a HELL of a lot. »
<Tori> Still dreaming right?
* Tori looks up hopefully
<Cody> «ooc: Just basically the same as when you left. ^^; And we won. And stuff. »
<Tori> Right?
* Rhiana snoozes
<Cody> «ooc: I'll give you the log after the session. »
<Roric> «ooc: Basically we all got stoned and screwed so we were incoherent, so Keylia used a supermove to kill us all knowing that we wouldn't see. »
<GMStoren> « Pause breifly? »
<Niki> «ooc: We didn't win. We all got our ass kicked cept Keylia and Chrys. »
<Roric> «ooc: Because she's a sadistic bitch., »
<Roric> --PAUSE!--
<Roric> I like my leet pause script.
<Cody> You go. ^_^
* Cody is hungry.
<Roric> Munchies.
* Cody might make some food soon. Munchies.
<Cody> Hehe. That RULED>
<Cody> That was SO FUN.
<Cody> I see why DNW has fun with those crazy parts now.
<Rhiana> How close is we to wrappin' up
<Roric> Are we reviving Cody this sess, or saving that for a more sober weekend? ^_^
<Cody> I think Cody is getting revived. ^^
<Cody> But who knows?
<Cody> I'd like him to. ^^;
<GMStoren> whew
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<Roric> Oddly, i've been browsing deviant porn sites this entire session.
<Rachel> lol
<Rachel> Hey chrys
<Rachel> It's cool
<Rachel> Storen's got me covered
<Roric> And yet I was the LEAST PERVERTED PERESON INCLUDING NIKIO
*** Rahne sets mode: +o Chrys
<Rachel> Thanks tho, man
<Chrys> yta83h0ignvq480yh
<Chrys> ANWY
<GMStoren> ^^;
<Cody> Can we start again? :D
<Chrys> YES
<GMStoren> Yep
<GMStoren> Hit it Ror
<Roric> --RESUME!--
<GMStoren> « ^_^ »
<Chrys> «ooc: Oi »
<Cody> «ooc: ^^ »
* Rahne gets to her feet.. * I.. uh..
<Roric> «ooc: *puts It's The End of The World As We Know It on* This would make good last boss music. »
<GMStoren> Drayd hops off Roric's noggin, and floats before you all, surveying the mess.
* Chrys looks at Rachel. "You remember the last half hour?"
* Rachel snores softly on the ground, still passed out :o
* Rahne looks up to see Tori, immediately averting her gaze and blushing. * ^^;
* Tori looks at the others, slightly desperately
<Tori> Right?
<Chrys> ...I guess not. 
<Rachel> <<No! I passed out! It says so! Lie!>>
* Niki blinks a couple times, and holds her head with her hands. "Uhh.....I don't feel very good. And my head hurts." -_-
* Chrys squirms.
<Rahne> Mr.Tori...?  I appear to, uhm..  have some..  things of yours. ^^;
* Tori closes his eyes tightly
<Tori> Dreamdreamdreamdreamdreamdream...
* Roric pats Rachel's cheek lightly. "'Ey, babe, wakey wakey."
<Chrys> Key... ^^ I can't get my foot out from under Rache... ^^
* Tori opens his eyes
<Tori> Damn.
<Cody> «ooc: Hehe. I love Tori. If Cody was a girl gemma, she'd so do him. ^^ That's a compliment, Tor! »
* Rachel squirms and bats at Roric. "Mmhnngg......g'way, Der....s'not time yet..."
<GMStoren> [Dryad] I'm sorry for causing so much trouble...
* Tori stands up, as un self-conciously as he can manage.
<Roric> Not yer fault, Dry.
* Tori sighs
<Chrys> Der...?
<Tori> Thanks Rahne, hand them over please.
<GMStoren> Keylia picks Rachel up like a beached whale, freeng Chrys. ^^
<Chrys> ^^; Thanks.
<Rachel> <<lol, hey, a beached whale :o>>
* Chrys readjusts
* Rahne looks around, keeping her eyes from Tori, desperately looking for wherever her own clothing went.. *
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Are you coming to, partner? Hope that didn't sting TOO much. ^_^
* Roric tosses Keylia his wineskin. "Got a few swallows left in 'ere, one o' tbose an she'll be on 'er feet again."
<Tori> Oh.. ^^;
* Niki holds her head tightly. "Head...gonna explode."
<Tori> Um..just keep them for the moment..but could you at least give me the cloak?
* Rahne lets out a squeak. * You want them back? But then I'd.. ^^;
* Chrys looks at Keylia. "You know, why couldn't you have hit me with that, too? I'm mentally scarred now."
* Rahne hands Tori the cloak, keeping her eyes away from him.. *
* Rachel stirs a little more and winces faintly.. "Whhnng...? Smells like...roses....? Keylia? What the hell....?"
<Rahne> I'm terribly sorry, Master Tori.. I'm really not sure how this all happened...
* Tori pulls it on
<Tori> Thanks
<Roric> «ooc: Man, is this song this cool when it's NOT sung by GBS? »
* Rahne hands Tori back his cap, too.. *
<GMStoren> Keylia gives Rachel a swig of Roric's stout. "You all lost it. But it's ok now, hun.
<Tori> <<he still ahd the cap ^^;>>
* Roric patpats Rahne. "Nothin' 'appened. Just remember that."
* Rachel swallows and coughs softly. "Woah. That would put hair on your feet......hey, you're carrying me." O_o
<Roric> «ooc: Naked 'cept for underwear and a cap. Add body paint, and you've got a football fan. »
<Rahne> << Nuke line then. ^^; Whoops. ^^; >>
<Cody> «ooc: Go Radiers! Go...aw hell they lost :p »
<Roric> «ooc: Speaking of which, no WARPG last weak. Grah. »
<Roric> «ooc: NEXT »
<Niki> «ooc: Why not? :/ »
<Roric> «ooc: isn't it superbowl? If not, then we can do it. »
<GMStoren> [Keylia] *sets Rachel down* Wanna piggyback ride too? ;)
<Niki> «ooc: I don't watch the superbowl. ^^; »
* Rahne looks skeptically at Roric.. * Nothing? Then why am I in...? Where are my...? Why does my tail feel like someone tried to light it on fire?
<Roric> «ooc: Nor I. »
<Rahne> I didn't try to light my tail on fire, did I?  I know I tried that once...
* Roric gives Rahne a look. "NOTHING HAPPENED."
<GMStoren> The four people are positively out like lights, some snoring.
* Rachel staggers a little and chuckles. "Maybe later...I feel like I've been thrown around a few times..."
* Roric coughs and goes back to talking with Dryad. "So...'ow'd that 'appen, 'zactly?
<Roric> "
<Rachel> And....I've got a weird...taste in my mouth.. O_o
* Chrys sighs and looks at the tree spirit. "So, now that you're free...we have a bit of a favor to ask..." ^^;;
* Chrys sweatdrops and tenses a bit
<GMStoren> [Dryad] Well, these bunch of people from Wendel visited my Shrine.. theyw ere really nice.. and they invited me over to see their garden..
* Rachel wipes her lips a little with her hand. ^^;
<GMStoren> [Dryad] before I knew it, they stuck me in that horrible thing!
<Cody> «ooc: OF EARTHLY DELIGHTS! »
<Roric> Be more careful, kay? Can't do this all the time.
<GMStoren> [Dryad] How is burning my hair going to bring peace and happiness to the world?
* Roric pats Dryad.
<Chrys> I..see. I'm sorry about that, Dryad... I'm not as in tune with you as the boomer-boy here is, and I didn't realize. Otherwise I would have tried to help you sooner. ^^;
<GMStoren> Roric pats Dryad's head. What a rare cute moment. :)
<Rachel> <<lol>>
* Chrys resists the urge to oojiboo
<Cody> «ooc: AWW TAKE A POLOROID :P »
<GMStoren> [Dryad] since you saved me, I can go back home.. but you desrve a reward!
<Rachel> Oh good....a reward.. ^^;
* Rachel rubs her neck a little. ^^
<Chrys> ^^; Reward. Yes. You see, our friend is in trouble, and he apparently needs an antidote we can only get from you.
* Rahne toddles around in Tori's oversized clothing as best she can in an attempt to find out where her real clothing went.. *
<Rachel> Woah...Rahne.. O_o
<Chrys> I don't know much about it, because I wasn't paying much attention at the time... ^^;;
<Rhiana> «ooc: Sooo, is everyone going back to the shrine? »
<Rahne> I know. ^^;  What I don't know, is what happened. ^^;
<GMStoren> [Dryad] Well if you can use my elaves for a good cuase rather than those guys...
<Rachel> Wow..
* Roric nods. "We need a leaf o'yers t'elp out a poor sod wot got poisoned."
<Roric> "If ya please."
<Chrys> Well, uh, yeah, "the fate of mana" is a good cause, right? ^^;;
<GMStoren> [Dryad] Ok. Don't pull it too slowly. It hurts more that way!
<Rachel> <<Obscene>>
<Cody> «ooc: Obscene...yeah »
* Rachel sweatdrops.
<GMStoren> « gack ^^; »
* Niki stands up and slowly walks towards the rest of the group.
* Roric carefully tugs a leaf from Dryad's head.
<Rhiana> «ooc: ...are we going back to the shrine. »
* Chrys pulls off a medium sized leaf and wraps it in some tissue paper
<Roric> «ooc: Oops. »
<Chrys> «ooc: Oops »
<Cody> «ooc: ^^: »
<GMStoren> [Dryad] ...did I say something wrong? Owch. >_<
<Niki> «ooc: Woo! Two leaves! »
<Roric> «ooc: Do Chrys', his was more careful. »
<Chrys> Sorry. ^^;
<Chrys> I didn't mean for it to hurt, I'm just...
<Cody> «ooc: He used a condom, Roric didn't! The bastard! »
<Rachel> <<:o Little tree babies!>>
* Chrys balks a bit. .oO(I'm just in a hurry to talk to Keylia about...that...reward...)
<GMStoren> Dryad tears up a second, then rubs her head with an earthy hand.
* Rahne sighs, and looks about defeatedly. * :/
<Roric> Sorry, shiela.
<Rachel> <<what about me :o No reward for me?>>
<Rhiana> «ooc: Helloooo I asked a question, twice »
<Rachel> <<I wouldn't know the answer, Rhi. :p>>
<Cody> «ooc: ^^ We're getting the leaf back, then going »
<Chrys> «ooc: Shrine? What shrine? O_o »
<Cody> «ooc: Shrine as in Wendel shrine, I assume. »
<Rhiana> «ooc: Where we left Cody »
<Chrys> «ooc: Oh. Chrys is. So is, uh, Rachel and Rahne and Keylia, I'd assume. Dunno about the others. »
<GMStoren> [Dryad] It's ok... I grow back fast... at least when I'm not under glass...
<Roric> «ooc: Presumablty. But we get Dryad's power first, probably. »
<Tori> Um..Rahne? Is it possible you have your clothes on underneath mine?
<Chrys> ^^; Sorry we couldn't have been of more help...
<GMStoren> [Dryad] Roric, I want to give you something too.
<Rhiana> «ooc: I'm just curious as to where everyone is right now. »
<Cody> «ooc: Dryad: A BIG FAT HUG! :D »
* Rahne blushes, but checks.. *
* Rachel sticks close to Keylia, wondering what the hell exactly happened :o
* Rahne looks back to Tori.. * No.. just, uhm.. my.. uhm.. uhm...^^;
<Tori> Ah. ^^; No need to say anymore.
<Niki> «ooc: <Rahne> My mountiful breasts! »
<GMStoren> [Dryad] It's not much right now, but it may come in handy later... besides, your'e a Gemma Knight.. you can use it!
<Cody> «ooc: Dryad hands him the LATEX »
<Chrys> «ooc: NOOOOOOooooooo »
<Cody> «ooc: This is the way! He'll use it with faith! »
<GMStoren> Dryad holds out a small green ball of power to Roric.
<Roric> I'm just a vagrant, hon. But thanks fer th'approval.
* Roric blinks, reaching out to touch the ball of energy.
<Rahne> Thank you, Master Tori. ^^;  As soon as we get back to the Shrine, I have another dress I can wear. ^^;
<GMStoren> >> Roric feels a surge of energy flow into hsi body... gained the secret jknowledge of Mana Magic!
<Chrys> «ooc: GHPOIAGHOIUWHOITHW O_o WHAT »
* Roric stays eerily silent as goosebumps blossom along his arms.
<Cody> «ooc: Roric will blow up the world ;D »
<Roric> «ooc: No, Mana Magic is the spell that turns the sword into the ultimate weapon. :P »
<GMStoren> [Dryad] And for everyone else.. call me whenever you're int rouble.. just.. don't summon me where it's dark and scary okay?
<Niki> «ooc: Yes, but don't two people need to cast it in order for it to work? »
<GMStoren> >> Gained Dryad's powers!
<Tori> It's no problem Rahne..I've been worse off then this, and this way you don't have to um..uh..walk around..without..^^;
* Chrys nods. "Alright, Dryad. Thanks for the help, it's more than what we gave you!" ^^;
<GMStoren> « Yes. :) »
<Chrys> «ooc: Yes. »
<GMStoren> Keylai rubs her chin.
* Chrys blinks and stands up, carefully holding the leaf.
* Roric nods and smiles at Dryad. "I'm sure I'll see ya again, babe."
* Rahne blushes and nods. *
* Chrys turns around, sobering substantially, eyes meeting Keylia's. "We need to talk later."
<Roric> ...
<Niki> «ooc: O_o I'm level 15 now. Woo, class change! »
<GMStoren> [Keylia] .o( Roric's got the knack for that? I wonder... )
* Chrys starts back out.
<Roric> .oO( I just hope that when I see you again, we won't be enemies... )
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Huh? OH, sure... ^^
<Roric> Rachel...you doin' okay?
* Chrys walks on, speaking to Rachel but not expecting an answer. "You too, Rache."
<GMStoren> Drayd nods, and blips out in a shaft of emerald light! "Visit me in the Tree Palace sometime!"
* Rachel blinks dully at the floor for a moment before snapping out of it. "Huh? Oh yeah. I'm alright. Just a bit disoriented."
* Roric catches his hat as it falls from Dryad's dematerializing head, and puts it back on his own. "Walk with me a bit then?"
<Niki> My head still wants to explode.  This sucks.
* Roric offers a hand to Rachel.
* Rachel nods a little and takes the hand...
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Let's get these clowns to the authorities..and get out of here...
<Roric> «ooc: Can I have a moment with just Rache? ^_^ »
<Rachel> <<Ack, fuck, just spilled rum on myself :P Damn you coke bottles!>>
<GMStoren> « Sure :) »
<Cody> «ooc: Finishes off her banana bar ^^ »
* Roric leads Rachel through the dilapidated house into an empty, crumbling room where the only light shines through from the holes in a moth-eaten curtain.
<Roric> ...
<Roric> Rachel.
* Rachel blinks a little curiously... "Yeah..?"
<Cody> «ooc: *resists a bad joke.* »
<Niki> «ooc: <Roric> I am your father. »
<Cody> «ooc: ...mine was worse. »
<Niki> «ooc: *doesn't resist* ;) »
<Roric> Sorra ta spring this on ya now...but...ya remember what we talked about that time at the Water Palace? When ya found out 'bout this whole 'ero gig?
<Rachel> Yeah... I remember....
<Roric> ...you said then you wanted to be a hero. This was a brief respite, but things have gotten a lot topugher and more dangerous than they were then. More is going to be expected of you. Do you still mean what you said then?
<Roric> There's no shame in walking away.
<Niki> «ooc: Nuuu, Roric lost his accent. »
<Chrys> «ooc: AGH LEBEAU SYNDROME »
<GMStoren> « This is the REAL Roric. :) »
<Niki> «ooc: I know, but still. ^_- »
<Chrys> «ooc: AGH LEBEAU SYNDROME »
<Chrys> «ooc: ;) »
<Niki> «ooc: AGH UP AND ENTER SYNDROME »
<Chrys> «ooc: Stupid "Drop the accent" »
<GMStoren> « Hush! »
* Rachel blinks and looks really tired suddenly, feeling the weight come crashing down upon her once more....she sighs... "......I want to run, Roric... I won't lie. Seeing everything....I just want to run away. To leave Keylia, Cody, Rahne, you, everyone...leave the sword....to just go."
<Rachel> ......but I can't...
<Chrys> «ooc: Niki, hush »
<Rachel> I won't...
<Roric> ...you can, Rache.
<Roric> S'never too late.
<Roric> Your life's your own.
<Roric> Don't let all the talk about causes fool you into thinking you owe the world anything.
<Rachel> .....I stopped believing those things a long time ago, Ror..... 
<Roric> But you still feel you have to do this? Why?
* Rachel looks towards the small tendrils of light, voice going soft... "...I don't even know. I want to help. I just...feel like I have to....and I....just really want to help everyone....none of you deserve to be unhappy...and some of you are....."
<Rachel> <<heheheh>>
<Roric> ...that's awfully noble of you.
* Roric chuckles ruefully.
* Rachel glances at Roric.. "....are you being sarcastic now, Ror? Sometimes I can't read you...."
<Roric> ...
* Roric lowers his gaze. "Heh. Ya got me. Just...gimme the sword a sec, Rache."
<Rachel> <<Sometimes Heather is trying to understand why diluting rum with coke makes the rum taste stronger O_o>>
<Cody> «ooc: I want a rum and coke ;_; »
* Rachel turns towards Roric and unsheathes the sword, offering it to Roric... "Here..."
* Roric takes the blade, turning it so that it shines in the reflected light. He sighs. "Bloody thing."
<Roric> «ooc: just a sec, long pose. »
<GMStoren> In the background you hear everyone filing out... and it is soon silent.
<Rachel> <<Huh. Tastes a bit like kool aid now.. :o This is fun. Stuff I shoulda done like three years ago with friends :P>>
* Roric touches the tip of the sword to the ground and closes his eyes. Time passes...the light streams in rays through the patchwork curtain barring the cracked window, shining on a thousand minute particles of drifting dust. The florboards creak beneath, and the entire house shifts slightly with each change of the wind outside. Slowly, a pulse begins to sound...a pulse from the earth.
<Roric> >> The floor creaks and ripples as the very wood beneath them begins to coil into a circle of roots and vines forming an intricate pattern of runes. The light from the window gradually diminishes as it is superceded by another light...a light from the circle of floor in which they stand. A green light. Roric's skin begins to crackle, darken and split, forming into the harsh lines of bark. 
<Roric> >> He opens his eyes abruptly, and they are revealed as blazing orbs of solid green, deep as the farthest reaches of space. 
<Roric> .....
<Roric> ...
<Roric> .
* Rachel inhales a little but doesn't back away...
<Roric> >> With a fading rush, the light vanishes, and the magic leaves the room. Roric returns to normal, biting his lip hard.
<Roric> ....I.....
<Rachel> ....Ror...?
* Roric sighs and steps back, pushing the sword at her like something repellant.
<Roric> ...thanks.
<Roric> Let's...we oughtta be gettin' back, eh?
* Rachel blinks and grabs the sword, sheathing it... "...but...."
<Rachel> ...
* Roric grins weakly. "Gotta wake up the kid."
<Rachel> Alright...
* Rachel nods...
<GMStoren> Meanwhile, Rhiana awakens on teh floor from her stupor at the sruge of power, even in her dull comprehension aware of what just was cast.
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
* Rhiana blinks
<Cody> «ooc: Rhiana: Too...many...donuts! »
<Rhiana> What the...?
<GMStoren> Or nearly that is. The power is gone.
<Rachel> <<* Rhiana hears moaning from the next room :o>>
* Rhiana yawns and does an athletic little kick up to her feet
<Rhiana> ..musta fallen asleep
<Rhiana> Watching over that kid, then that smoke took it out of me..
<GMStoren> She spies Roric and Rachel exiting.
<Rahne> << I can't believe I would have left her behind. ^^; >>
<Rhiana> Rachel..did...you see anything weird...?
<Rachel> <<Ha ha! You suck!>>
<Rachel> <<Do I hear her? :o>>
<Rhiana> «ooc: Why wouldn't you :P »
<Roric> «ooc: She has poor hearing. »
<Chrys> «ooc: She could have been deafened by the spell »
<Rachel> <<I thought I'd ask!>>
<Rhiana> «ooc: Maybe her boobs got in the way? »
* Rachel stops and turns, blinking a little... "Oh...Rhi....weird?"
* Rhiana nods yawning, "I guess I feel asleep..and then I felt this..urge of magic..it was..strange..very powerful..I can't quite explain it..."
<Chrys> «ooc: <Rachel> You mean like Roric blowing up the room? Nope, didn't see anything. »
<Cody> «ooc: *meeples* »
<Rachel> HMmm.....maybe Dryad casted something...I dunno, girl...
* Rhiana slits her eyes slightly, "I see."
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<GMStoren> Rachel's necklace feels slightly cold against her skin... feeding your nagging worries. best to get back with the elaf quickly. ^^
<Cody> «ooc: Rhiana IS KATIA! :D »
<Chrys> «ooc: * Rhiana narrows her eyes creepily »
<Chrys> «ooc: O_o Best to get back with Olaf, quickly! »
* Rachel blinks and touches the necklace...
<Rachel> Cody...?
* Rhiana shifts them to Roric, "And what about you?"
<Rachel> C'mon, Rhiana....we need to go...
* Rachel turns wthout waiting and rushes off. ^^
<Cody> «ooc: hehee. Yay :D »
* Roric tugs the straw hat down over his eyes. "I'm too smashed t'ear much."
* Rhiana snickers, "I see."
* Roric replaces his toothpick and gets going.
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<Chrys> «ooc: He'll be back »
* Rhiana chuckles under her breath some, "Roric is hard to read, but Rachel is as easy as can be.."
* Rhiana follows slowly
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<GMStoren> Strange phenomenon aside, you deliver the group of manajuana obsessed yuppies to the rightful authorites, hurrying back to the Palace.. the sunlight does still sting the eyes though. ;)
<Rachel> <<YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M EASY...err>>
<Chrys> «ooc: Ummmm »
* Chrys is at the palace by now, helping Cody, ya goobs
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<Rhiana> «ooc: * Chrys is actually helping his goob, ya Cody »
<GMStoren> [Belguteii] So you have done it!
<Cody> «ooc: ^^ Hahaha »
<GMStoren> [Belguteii] That is indeed the elaf of Dryad... bless her kindness...
<GMStoren> « er elaf »
<GMStoren> « gah »
<GMStoren> « LEAF ^^ »
<Cody> «ooc: We know, Stor ^_- »
<Rhiana> «ooc: Strike 2 ;) »
* Rahne nods. * Yes, your Grace.
<Cody> «ooc: We're still at the abandoned house! Yay! »
<Chrys> Can we cure him?
* Chrys seems a bit antsy.
* Rachel stands next to Keylia, glancing at her now and then
<GMStoren> [Belguteii] Give me several minutes, and I can complete the antidote... why not assemble in the room with Cody? Seems Janice chased those girls off for something or other...
<Roric> ...wasn't much trouble, really. Just some stupid kids. Let's do it, eh?
* Rhiana tags in last, still a little groggy
<GMStoren> Belguteii grabs a flask and begins to distill the leaf, very carefully.
* Rahne curtsies as best she can in the baggy clothing. * Of course, your Grace.
<Niki> «ooc: Watch he screw up and Cody will get ultra high like we did. »
<Cody> «ooc: That'd be fun. ^^ »
* Rhiana eyeballs Rahne, "So that's why you forgot about me.. you lost your clothes.."
<Chrys> ...
* Rahne scampers off to find her belongings and get Tori's clothing back to him as soon as possible.. *
* Rhiana giggles a little.
* Tori is silently thankful that his cloak reaches the ground, concealing his bare feet and general lack of clothing..
<GMStoren> [Keylia] You guys are amazing...
* Chrys walks outside and leans against the wall, staring at the ceiling
* Rahne peeks back in the room, and blushes. * I'm terribly sorry, ..Rhiana. ^^;
* Rahne darts out again. *
<GMStoren> [Keylia] It's never a dull moment around here. ;)
<Chrys> Save your breath for later, Keylia.
<Rhiana> Don't worry about it, I'm a big girl.
* Niki walks out of the room to find a place to rest from her first high.
<Rachel> Glad to oblige...
* Roric follows the others into the room slowly, chewing thoughtfully on the frayed end of his toothpick.
<GMStoren> You return to Cody's room, where he still rests peacefully, but looks paler than when you elft him. Janice is still by his bedside.
* Rahne returns a few moments later, back in her typical white Temple Dress, with Tori's clothes neatly folded tucked under one arm. *
<Rhiana> Hmmm...
<Rhiana> I hope Cody wakes up soon
<GMStoren> Belguteii comes in behind you after a moment.
* Rahne gives Tori back his clothing, smiling bravely at him. *
* Cody is now bundled up with lots of blankets and pillows. He's wearing a simple white robe/nightgown...that's about a size too big.
<GMStoren> [Belguteii] It seems I was successful. Now all I can hope is that we are in time...
* Tori nods and smiles, not saying anything, and steps outside.
<Chrys> ...You damn well better be in time...
<GMStoren> Belguteii hands the small flask to Janice.
* Rahne goes up to Cody's bedside.. *
<Chrys> /me walks out of the room and the shrine.
* Tori quickly pulls his clothes on under his cloak, and then steps back in.
<GMStoren> [Janice] Thank you, gerat Sage. I'm certain this will end this dark day...
<Cody> «ooc: Chrys is such a jerk ^_- »
<Rhiana> How long will the medicine take
<GMStoren> [Belguteii] It should work immediately..
<Rhiana> Good.
<GMStoren> Janice leans over, her white robe brushing Cody's face as she opens his mouth slightly, and pours the dull green colored liquid drop by drop into it.
<Niki> «ooc: >> Cody melts away instantly. »
<Cody> «ooc: Cody: Aaah what a world what a world... »
<Rhiana> «ooc: * Cody gets a rise under the robe he's wearing..now we know why it's a size too big »
<Chrys> «ooc: Oh MY »
<Cody> «ooc: ^^ Geez! »
<GMStoren> A few breathless moments pass...
<Chrys> «ooc: He may not be fat, but his Little Cody sure is :o »
<Roric> «ooc: *Cody awakens, healed »
* Cody ...oddly enough...doesn't wake up.
<Roric> ...
<Cody> «ooc: FACK YOU MAN! »
<Rhiana> «ooc: Rachel nad her manwhore »
<Niki> «ooc: Damn me and my promise to never make jokes about that. »
<Rhiana> «ooc: Did I say nad? ;) »
<GMStoren> [Belguteii] That's impossible.. I prepared it perfectly...
* Rahne squeaks out.. * ..Cody?
<Roric> ....Cody. Come on. You ain't gonna kick it 'ere.
<GMStoren> Janice puts a hand on his head, concentrating. "Cody...?"
<Cody> >> Nothing.
<Niki> «ooc: Maybe Belguteii should have also used the piece of the leaf he smoked for the potion too. »
<Rachel> ....Cody....
* Rhiana steps forward, "Let me see that liquid."
* Rachel reaches out... "....please don't die...."
<GMStoren> The thing is empty now, save for a drop or two.
<Chrys> «ooc: * Rhiana drinks the drop and falls over, stone dead »
<Niki> «ooc: I say we pump MD into Cody's veins. That'll get him up. »
* Rahne feels another rush of tears.. * ..Oh Cody...
* Rhiana empties the drops into her mouth
* Roric casts the sage an accusatory glance. "What is this?"
<Cody> «ooc: Bwhaha! Because Bullywhatever was really Khyros all along! OH HOHOHO! Where is Scooby do when you need him. »
<GMStoren> [Janice] Something is wrong... I can feel his spirit, but there s a fog over it. It's like he's crying out without a voice...
<Chrys> «ooc: Hey, sweet. If Cody's dead, does that mean he gets to join Valkyrie's group? »
<Cody> «ooc: Hehe. Lenneth is MINE »
* Rachel gets closer...she reaches out to touch his hand...
<Niki> «ooc: <Scooby> Right rover here Rody. »
<Rhiana> Hmmm...well...he didn't make poison..
* Roric frowns at Janice. "Y'think the ritual partly worked? How're we gonna fix that?"
<GMStoren> [Belguteii] It's the distillate of the Dryad leaf.. the antidote. I took every precaution.
<Roric> COuld be th'poison's gone, but somethin' else's wrong.
<Rahne> ..A fog over his spirit, Mistress Janice?  I don't understand...
<Rachel> . o O (Cody....don't you dare die on me...don't you dare....)
* Rhiana grunts, "Maybe he needs a kiss from his true love, like in the books."
<Roric> Dammit. We need t'find out just what th'ell that fucker Khyros did.
<Cody> «ooc: Yay! Just like the first SOM! I can hit Rachel! :D »
<Rachel> <<?>>
<GMStoren> As Rachel reaches out for Cody's hand she feels a sharp pang like she had jus been stabbed in her soul. A wordless cry for help.
<Rachel> ....??
* Rachel winces a little
<Cody> «ooc: Cody: *Pokes her * Help me, you fucka! »
<GMStoren> The sword at her side glows softly, and you feel dizzy.
<Roric> «ooc: Rachel: I feel a sharp pang, like I've just been stabbed in my soul! A wordless cry for help! »
<Rachel> ghhnnn...?
* Rachel staggers a little..
<Roric> «ooc: We all feel dizzy? »
<Rhiana> «ooc: <Cody> Rachel..do me..do me ...now »
<Roric> «ooc: Or just her? »
<Cody> «ooc: Just Rache I think. »
<GMStoren> « just her »
<Rachel> I....wh..
* Rachel falls backwards, passing out suddenly!
<Roric> «ooc: Bad pronoun mixing Storen. ^_~ »
<Rhiana> Hey Hero girl, are you okay?
<Roric> FUck it!
<GMStoren> [Janice] Rachel? What in the Goddess name is...
<Rahne> Rachel?!
* Rhiana manages to catch her before she hurts herself
* Roric kneels. "Rache! Wake up, stupid!"
<GMStoren> Keylai helpr ssupport her
<Cody> «ooc: Hehe. This is fun. We went from pot to angst. ^^ »
<Chrys> «ooc: O_o »
<GMStoren> « Ok.. getr eady to cut ;) »
<Roric> «ooc: That was Cecil-quality, Storen. »
* Rhiana looks up at Rahne, "Get her some water please, Rahne."
<GMStoren> « sorry I am speeding it up ;) »
<Roric> «ooc: KEUDLIA HEL{D S TGP SI{P)ET HER »
<Cody> «ooc: Gaaaah-! »
* Rahne looks torn for a moment, but complies with Rhiana's wishes.. *
<Roric> «ooc: Keyhulajki hel[ps to sui[portgbn hrjgt »
<Roric> «ooc: Kreylosivbn gehldps tyo su[ppoisrtn jhert »
<GMStoren> [Keylia] (m) Rachel... good luck..
<Cody> «ooc: Uh...we get hte point, Ror ^^ »
<Rachel> <<eerie>>
<Roric> «ooc: I don't think you do. :p »
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<Roric> «ooc: Rahne wants Rachel to die. O_o »
<Rhiana> She's still breathing.
<GMStoren> « silence for a bit :) »
<Cody> «ooc: Rahne: OH HO HO HO HO DIE MUTHA FUCKA! »
<Rahne> << Not quite. ^^; >>
<Niki> «ooc: NUUU, its Alundra. Rachel must venture into Cody's dreams to save him! »
<Cody> «ooc: Okay, then its, "Tee hee he. Die you mother fucker, Miss Rachel. *Tail siwshes* »
<Roric> «ooc: if it's alundra, that means 80% of us will die. Doh. »
<Rahne> << Not like that, either. ^^; >>
<Cody> «ooc: Yay, Roric! Yay! »
<Roric> «ooc: That sounded about right to be, baha. ^_~ »
<GMStoren> The mists roll back and forth across an endless plain, a few trees dtting the landscape...
<Niki> «ooc: Its "M...er...Rachel, would you please die mother fucker." *tail swishes* »
<Cody> «ooc: That's it, Niki! That's it! »
<GMStoren> Cody finds himself running... he knwos not where, but merely that IT cannot catch him or...
<Cody> «ooc: It floats here ^^ »
<Roric> «ooc: Hee hee. WA-esque. »
<Rhiana> «ooc: IT huh..Better not be Tim Curry in a clown costume, or I quit »
<Roric> «ooc: I'm into the trippy dream shit. :D »
<Roric> «ooc: Don't worry, it's Tim Curry in a french maid costume. »
* Cody runs as hard as he can, his body knicked and cut in many places, his clothing reduced to shreds.
<Rhiana> «ooc: I'm glad someone got that joke ;) »
<Rachel> <<oh my>>
<Cody> (w) Ohgodohgodohgod...
<GMStoren> Picking your way through the terrain, you come across the blackened remains of a town, perhaps ravaged in war or fire. It looks like a good place to hide...
<Rhiana> «ooc: Look at...ALL THOSE FAT ROLLS! »
<Cody> «ooc: Resists teh urge to kill Rhiana. »
<Rachel> <<no! ghes a sexy mother fucker!>>
* Cody gulps and rushes into the town, searching frantically for some place he can hide out.
* Cody then stops, blinking...
<Roric> «ooc: Try the sewers! We all float down here. »
<Cody> Kippo...?
<Cody> No...no...
<Cody> Please no...No!
<Rhiana> «ooc: lol Roric »
<Cody> «ooc: ^_^ hehe. I made that joke earlier ;p »
<GMStoren> Yous tart to spy a few bodies, huddled in the ruins, perhaps survivors of the disaster. They look up at youa s you pass by with hollow eyes.
<GMStoren> [Person] Is that...?
* Cody shudders, his tears mixing in with the bloody cuts on his face, irritating them...
<GMStoren> [Person] Cody...
<Rhiana> «ooc: [Person 2] Of course it is..look at the size of that ass »
<Cody> «ooc: (_|_) »
<Roric> «ooc: __/\__ »
<Cody> What...what happened to you all...
<GMStoren> A few start to rise up, shambling towards you in tattered clothing. You feel a twinge of pity.
<Roric> «ooc: Sit on that and rotate! »
<Cody> «ooc: That's like a crotch, ror. »
<Roric> «ooc: Anyway. Hushes. »
<Rhiana> «ooc: That looked like a prick going to Cody's ass there »
<GMStoren> [Man] We've lost everything.. we were waiting for you to come back..
<Roric> «ooc: That's what it was supposed to be »
<Roric> «ooc: NOW Hushes »
<Cody> Come...come back? What...?
<GMStoren> [Woman] Cody.. you.. you're the only one who can save us... don't leave again!
<Cody> But...but IT's after me...I can't!
<GMStoren> [Man] Help us please!
<Cody> I want to...but I can't! I don't know how!
<GMStoren> [Woman] You're the only one who can, now! Why are you running from us!
* Cody beginsto back up, his back hitting a charred wall, "I...Oh Goddes..."
<Cody> «ooc: goddess. »
<GMStoren> A efw people start to make grabs for Cody frantically, like they have nowhere else to turn.
<Cody> No! Stop!
* Cody tries to squirm away, their nails making a few ragged cuts against his arms, "You're hurting me! Stop it please!"
<GMStoren> [Man] Help us.. help... the world is dying...
<Cody> I don't want to be the Gemma! I never asked for it! I want to help...but I don't know how! And I don't know what to do!
<Cody> I don't know what I want!
<GMStoren> Cody begisn to get smothered in the mass of humanity, then he maanges to finally find an exit, scampering on the muddy ground.
* Cody falls facefirst into the muck. He rises, wiping his face and shuddering.
<GMStoren> As he looks up the town is gone.. but something is staring down at him.
<GMStoren> It's... himself.
<Cody> Wha...?
<GMStoren> Though seeming the same, the doppler carries a thorny whip, and his eyes burn with a deep intensity, boring into you.
<Cody> No-!
<Cody> It can't be you...!
<GMStoren> [Cody] Why do you turn away from me?
<Cody> I...I don't mean to...I'm just scared, all right? I admit it...
<GMStoren> [Cody] Some of us must eventually accept what the Goddess has given us. And yet you still turn away from my judgement.
* Cody begins to back up, realizing that his only exits are blocked by the writhing townsfolk, "I...Please don't!"
<GMStoren> [Cody] Why, Cody Hylissa? You do not understand. You will understand.
<GMStoren> « er never »
<GMStoren> The Cody double raises his whip, striking out at you. It tangels around your body painfully.
<Cody> Agh-!
<GMStoren> [Cody] Fear not. Your struggling will end soon... for we all have our place in things...
* Cody 's voice is cut off completely as the whip wraps around his body and neck like a noose. He struggles to free himself.
* Cody 's struggles slowly begin to become less cordinated and slower.
<GMStoren> Just as the whips begins to tighten, a shout rings out from behind the towering dopplganger. In an instant a red patch appears in his stomach, red bleeding out onto his frazzled poncho...
* Rachel stabs the sword again into the doppleganger's lower back, growling. "Let him go!"
* Cody falls to the ground.
<Cody> «ooc: ^^ Or not? »
<GMStoren> The fake Cody 's eyes glaze oevr, and it slumps to the ground, fading as if it was never there.
<GMStoren> The thorns vanish.
* Rachel withdraws the sword, rushing to Cody.. "Cody!!"
* Cody seems to be semi-conscious. He mumbles something under his breath.
* Rachel drops to her knees, hugging Cody close to her body.. "Hey...hey...! Wake up..! C'mon!"
* Cody 's eyes suddenly snap open with a start and he lets out a choked cry, pushing Rachel away and scrabbling away from her!
<Rachel> Cody...!
<Rachel> It's me!
<Cody> No...No! It's a trick...It's not you...oh god please no...
<Cody> I...I can't take this anymore! I can't...I can't!
<Rachel> C'mon! I...I gave you...a gift! A phoenix bracelet! Cody!
<Cody> I want it to be you...I...But I don't...I'm so scared...
<GMStoren> Cody's eyes catch the necklace Rachel is wearing as she mentions "gift"..
* Rachel looks desperate, looking at Cody from the ground.. "Please...I wouldn't hurt you... I'd rather die...."
<Cody> ...That necklace...
* Rachel touches the necklace.. "You gave it to me..."
* Cody looks at Rachel timidly, almost in shock, "...Rachel...?"
<Rachel> It's me.. I...I dunno how I...got here...but...it's me...
* Cody slowly breaks into a smile and rushes towards Rachel, embracing her fiercly with a soft cry.
* Rachel wraps her arms tight around Cody, hugging her protectively. "I've got you... I do... I told you I'd protect you...that it'd be okay..."
<Cody> Oh goddess it's you! It IS you! Oh goddess...!
<Rachel> It is...
<Rachel> <<him>>
<Roric> «ooc: ...hee hee. »
<Cody> «ooc: ^^ bwah »
<Rachel> <<I'm so half gone. ^^;;>>
<Cody> ...You kept your promise...
* Cody hugs her tighter, "Thank you..."
<GMStoren> As you two embrace the scene spin upon an endless axis...
* Rachel nods, inhaling the scent of Cody's hair.. "Always..."
<Cody> «ooc: Timewarp! »
<Rachel> <<an endless axis? :o>>
<Cody> «ooc: BARF! »
<GMStoren> It all goes black for a moment, before Rachel realizes she is on Cody's bed, hugging him.
* Rachel wideyes and inhales sharply...
<GMStoren> Everyone is watching.. ^^
<Niki> «ooc: And Cody's still nude. Naw he prolly isn't, but Rachel can dream! »
<Cody> «ooc: Rahne: You fucked him in your sleep, Rachel! HOW COULD YOU!? »
* Rachel looks down at Cody, holding her breath...
<Rahne> << Not quite. ^^; >>
* Cody 's eyes begin to flutter.
<Cody> «ooc: eyelids :p »
<Cody> «ooc: I'm half gone too :p »
<GMStoren> [Janice] Rachel, you.. passed out.. are you... wait, look!
<Cody> Uh...
* Rachel doesn't release Cody, still holding him.. "Cody....Cody Cody Cody..."
<Chrys> «ooc: The next thing she notices is that they're not wearing anything »
<Rachel> <<hehehe>>
<GMStoren> « everyone can Rp too you know ^_- »
<Rachel> <<And everything is watching>>
<Cody> ...R...R...Rachel...?
<Rachel> <<eone>>
* Cody hasn't opened his eyes yet...
<Roric> «ooc: Seemed more dramatic to let them do it. »
<Rachel> Yes...it's me....I'm...here....I'm here...
<Cody> Mm...
<Cody> Tired...
* Cody seems to sound REALLY groggy.
* Rachel laughs lowly.. "You should be...just rest, Cody....oh god just rest...welcome back..."
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* Rachel 's eyes fill with tears but she fights them back..
<Cody> N...No...gotta tell you...B..Bul...he's not...Khyros...he's....
<Rachel> Shh....we've already faced him....
<GMStoren> [Belguteii] It's a miracle..
* Rachel brushes Cody's hair from his face...
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<Cody> «ooc: Bel: Group hug! »
<Rachel> <<I wanna see Rahne's reaction>>
* Cody opens his eyes slightly, "Uh...?"
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<Rahne> << She's currently speechless at the moment. ^^; >>
<Cody> Where...am...?
* Rachel smiles with relief down at Cody.. "Wendel. The Wendel shrine place. With all of us."
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<Rachel> <<.....so articuklate>>
<GMStoren> Cody sees a good portion of his friends arrayed out inf ront of him, along with Belguteii, and Janice, who is almost on the verge of tears of joy.
<Rachel> <<....>>
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<Chrys> «ooc: There »
<Cody> ...I feel like...I'm...bad romance novel...or something...
<Chrys> «ooc: THRUST YOUR PELVIS »
<Cody> «ooc: Thrust! »
<Chrys> «ooc: THEN YOU WILL BE BAD ROMANCE NOVEL »
* Rahne just stands there.. *
<GMStoren> [Keylia] You made it, Cody.
<Cody> Why...are you crying?
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Had even me worried for a second there. ^_-
* Rachel shakes her head. "I'm not. I'm not! Yes, we were all worried....but...but you're here..."
* Rhiana smiles slightly
<Roric> ...
* Roric cracks a small grin. "Ya did good."
<Cody> «ooc: roric: He saw me crying. I'm RUINED! »
<Rachel> <<lol>>
<GMStoren> [Janice] Thank you Goddess.
<Chrys> «ooc: mm »
<Cody> I...What...Don't know what happened...
<Rachel> <<damn you. Tempted to kiss him.>>
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<Chrys> «ooc: KISS HIM »
<Chrys> «ooc: go ahead »
<Cody> «ooc: Do it! Piss Rahne off! »
<Rachel> <<He'd probably implode>>
<Chrys> «ooc: O_O ALL THE MORE REASON »
<Chrys> «ooc: DEVOUR HIS SOUL »
<Chrys> «ooc: errrr »
<GMStoren> « ^^; »
<Rachel> <<lol...I'll only do it with your permission, Luks ;)>>
* Rhiana helps Rachel stand up
* Cody 's eyes begin to close and he seems to be fighting off sleep, still befuddled.
<GMStoren> « I think a Kiss is appropriate. Though don't go tongue wrestling ^_- »
<Cody> «ooc: Ooh. »
<Chrys> «ooc: That's for the interlude. ^_- »
* Rachel pushes Rhi away and cups Cody's chin...."It'll all be explained... I promise...rest....just...rest..."
* Rachel leans down and kisses Cody lightly...
* Cody 's eyes close and he seems to relax at Rachel's kiss
<Cody> ...Thank you...
<Rachel> <<tongue wrestling? on the first date? My my :o>>
* Rhiana falls back on her butt
* Rahne 's breath catches a moment, but she otherwise remains unexpressive.. *
<Tori> *m* And that's the way the story goes...
* Rachel nods and backs off a bit.. "Always..."
<Rhiana> ...well that was a touch of rude..
<Chrys> «ooc: Poor Rachel »
<Chrys> «ooc: The Tenchi of the female world »
<Roric> ...
<Chrys> «ooc: lol... <Rhiana> How wuuuude! »
* Cody opens his eyes for one last moment and smiles at Rachel, before closing them again.
<Roric> .oO( So...this is where we are. This is what we're doing. )
<Roric> .oO( I just hope it's the right thing. )
* Rachel exhales softly and turns, offering Rhiana her hand. "Sorry."
* Rachel avoids eye contact with everyone though.
* Rhiana takes the hand, "Thanks..it's not a big deal of course."
* Cody 's breathing goes to a normal sleeping pattern.
* Rachel tugs Rhiana to her feet... "Up you go.."
* Rhiana stands up via Rachel's help and looks at the others....then back at Rachel and Cody...
* Rachel avoids eye contact. ^^;
<Rhiana> Hmm...
<Rhiana> This looks like a job for...Dinner!
<Roric> «ooc: END THERE »
<Cody> «ooc: *Perks up* »
* Rahne closes her eyes for a brief moment, before lightly and silently leaving the room, doing her best to escape attention. *
<Chrys> «ooc: YES »
<Roric> «ooc: Dammit. »
<Chrys> «ooc: NuuUuu »
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<Cody> «ooc: Rahne, you're so bad ;) »
<Roric> «ooc: End now and juxtapose! »
<Rahne> << I am? ^^;  Sorry.. ^^; >>
<GMStoren> [Keylia] (whisper) I wonder if I should leave out the part about him beign half naked...
<Roric> «ooc: Dooooooo »
<Cody> «ooc: Good bad ^^ »
<Rachel> <<LOL!>>
<GMStoren> ~~ SESSION END ~~
<Cody> Hehe
<Rhiana> Hee hee
<Roric> Heh.
Session Close: Mon Jan 22 01:27:25 2001