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*** Topic is '-=- Chapter 14: Female Turbulence, next week :) | Loc: Realm of Clan Sylvanos | Time: Luna's Day, Daytime | 777 
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<Ellena> Hey :D
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<Storen> Yo :)
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<Ellena> DNW! :D
<DNW> Yee ^_^
<Ellena> ^+^
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<Cody> ^_^ You all just wannna see Cody get naked.
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* Cody snicks.
*** Storen changes topic to '-=- Chapter 13.2: Makeover Madness | Loc: Realm of Clan Sylvanos | Time: Luna's Day, Daytime | 777 
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* Cody gets coot.
* Cody gets effiminate.
<Enygma> I'd rather see Rhiana get naked
* Cody gets IC
<Cody> :P
<Storen> ^^;
<Enygma> Hmm..it's gettin' late, and it looks like I won't be iced in tomorrow
<Cody> Yay :D
<Storen> Ok.. let's see..
<Enygma> Yay?  That means I'll have to go to work ;)
<Storen> LUks, where did you leave off before in the chair lude eh?
* Cody hmms.
<Cody> Cody was still in the chair holding a wig. ^^;
<Storen> Alrighty. This will be fun ^_-
<Cody> ^_^ Hee!
<Cody> «ooc: Turns on her log :D »
<Enygma> Can't be that fun, there's no T&A :D
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<Gayo> What the FUCK, Lucca?
<Ashton> Drag Queen Racing?
<Ashton> (Note that everyone has come in here, now! :D
* Storen watches with glee as a Shadow-0 runs by and steals Ashton's @!
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<Cody> ^_^ Storen wanted a lude of Cody getting...dressed.
<Cody> And DNW. Who is the bomb, is helping.
<Storen> Ready to go you guys?
<Cody> Glee, DNW? Glee. :D
<Gayo> Oh. I need to go in 10, you'd better just log. ^^;
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<Cody> Yes. ^^
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<Jeffery> I think I'm ready ^_^
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<GMStoren> heya Dek. Just in time
<GMStoren> ~~ INTERLUDE START! ~~
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<GMStoren> We join Cody, still bound in the beautician chair of doom, strawberry blonde wig in hand. The clock on a wall tick 
  omniously... your date with destiny is close at hand. The silence is finally broken by an pair of footsteps echoing closer...
<Cody> ...(m) Oh no...
<Cody> «ooc: Actually, he's not bound anymore, but that's okay ^_^ »
<GMStoren> « bound by oath ^_- »
<Cody> «ooc: Aaaaahh! I see! »
* Cody shrinks down into his chair.
<Jeffery> Wake up lovelies! Its time to bring on the o/` glaaaaaamoooor! o/`
* Cody shrinks down lower, "Why me...?"
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* Jeffery kicks open the door with his doc martin shoes, waving his feather boa over his shoulder
<Cody> . o O ( Guys...wear feather boas?! O_o )
<GMStoren> As if in an almost choreographed entrance, the doors bust open and in comes the man himself, flanked by two of his 
  loyal soldiers of fashion, one of whom you recognize as the man in the palace, who waves and smiles. :D
* Cody wave back weakly with a screwed up smile. ^^;
<Jeffery> The foreman is here! Bring forth the love and sweat! And let us build, build, build! ^_^
<Cody> We're going to sweat? O_o What?
* Jeffery saunters over to Cody's chair, swinging his hips as he walks
<Cody> Ah...h...hi?
<Jeffery> Hello there little bear! Aren't we just precious? Stand up and let me have a look at you darling ^_^
<Cody> Oh brother...-_-;
* Cody stands up slowly, in his pantalooned glory.
<Jeffery> Oh dear! Avert my eyes lest they drink deep of the sin before me! That outfit! Salvation surplus and military 
  throwaway! o_O
<Cody> O_o I'm just wearing what you told me to put on! This camosole and the pantaloons...But I put on my shawl...you don't 
  like my shawl!? O_o
<Cody> I thought it looked good!
<Jeffery> OH! Saving grace! Saving grace! Fine leather shoes. Five points dear, move ahead. *points to a full length mirror*
<GMStoren> The two elvin assistants whip out all sorts of tools with frightening speed. ^^
* Cody looks down at the tools, nervous. O_o
<Jeffery> Come now dear heart, we have much to do. We'll make your flower bloom as if spring itself was descending on the land! 
  ^_^
<Cody> «ooc: BRB »
<GMStoren> « o_O »
<GMStoren> « DNW, you rule ^^ »
<Jeffery> <<Heh! THanks :)>>
<Cody> O_o You mean I'm going to bloom as a girl?! What? O_O
<Jeffery> Dear heart, you simply must have faith in your dear chambermaids. Now let's have a look at you ^_^
<Cody> Aren't chambermaids girls? O_o
* Cody stands still so Jeffery can look him over, and he can be done with this whole mess sooner.
<Jeffery> Of course, you silly goose ^_^
<Cody> Uh...you're a guy...you're all guys... uh...
<Jeffery> Oh dear, we must work on those lines under your eyes dear. Simply won't do. Snap, snap! I need base, blush and cover!
<Cody> Blush...cover...?
<Cody> . o O ( Lines under my eyes...I guess I would have some...I haven't slept much lately... )
<GMStoren> The elves rush to fuffil Jeffery's requets, busting out boxes of a literal rainbow of makeup.
<Jeffery> Now, we must use subtle colors, otherwise we'll just RUIN that lovely color in your cheeks
* Cody wideyes, "Girls wear all that? O_o"
<Jeffery> Hold still dear, we're painting art, not smearing varnish. Goodness no!
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<Cody> ^^; Thank goodness. Who'd want to wear yellow eye shadow?
* Jeffery starts touching up Cody's face with a dizzying array of makeups, that ultimately seem to have no visible effect
<GMStoren> « *snickers* »
<Jeffery> There! You are now positively RADIENT! ^_^
<Cody> ...Uh...?
<Cody> I don't look any different? O_o My face just feels like I have a bunch of dried food on it.
<Jeffery> Nonsense dear, the ultimate makeup is completely invisible my little candycane. Trust me, you look absolutely faboo ^_^
<Jeffery> Now, back to the chair little bear! And plant your derriere, to fix up your hair ^_^
<GMStoren> [Elf Stylist] *nods* It's such an improvement! ^^
<Cody> I'm a candycane? O_o
<Jeffery> Oh its just sooo much better girls! You've all done sooo well today! Kiss kiss! ^_^
* Cody sits down in confusion. O_o
<GMStoren> « lol »
<Cody> They're girls!? O_o I thought they were guys!?
<Jeffery> Now, lets see the wig dear one
* Cody gives Jeffery the wig, "Um...okay..."
<Jeffery> My dear, I wanted a wig, now a dead collie. OH! This just won't do! Oh! I think I'm going to cry ;_;
<Cody> Uh..please don't? ^^;
* Cody holds up the wig as a tissue.
<GMStoren> One of the assistants offers a fuchsia hanky.
<Jeffery> *blows his nose* Oh, thank you darlings. Oh! I must look a fright now
<Cody> . o O ( I've stepped into the twilight zone...-_-; )
<Jeffery> (To his assistants) Muave, Chartreuce, please go and find me a replacement wig
<Cody> «ooc: LOL!! »
<GMStoren> « :o »
<Cody> «ooc: PROCEEDS TO DIE »
<Cody> «ooc: I dunno if that was intentional or not, DNW, but you just named two of WARPGs comic villains who are definetely 
  effiminate and gay ^^ »
<GMStoren> [Elf Stylist] Right away!
<Jeffery> <<LOL!>>
<Cody> «ooc: ^_^ Hehehe! »
<Jeffery> Now let's see, with your face and eyes, we'll want to draw attention to your shoulders, and away from your hips. 
  Darling, I fear that you will never bear children with those hips
<GMStoren> The two run out the door in a hizzy, and return in another sec with a few wig stands, upon which sit many different 
  styles of strawberry blonde, the princess's (and Cody's) hair color.
<GMStoren> « *DIES* »
<Cody> «ooc: Where's Turquoise?! :o »
<Cody> O_o I HOPE TO GODDESS NOT?!
<Cody> I'm a BOY. A BOY!
<Jeffery> Oh! That's just lovely darlings! I where would I be without you? ^_^
<Jeffery> <<1st I = Oh>>
<Cody> . o O ( Is this guy crazy?! Doesn't he know I'm a boy? )
<GMStoren> [Elf Stylist] Maybe working at that Turquoise Fashion boutique down the lane? Heehehee... *laughs airily to his 
  friend*
<Jeffery> Oh! Never! I'll go straight first! o_O
<Cody> «ooc: LOL! »
<Cody> . o O ( Knew it. O_o )
<Jeffery> OH! I said the S-word. Shame on me!
<Cody> ^^;;
<GMStoren> [Elf Sylist, Chartreuse] But they just had the most fab colorist... that sister was born to dye, I tell you. But he 
  went soldier boy on us.. ;_;
<Jeffery> A true tragedy...
<Jeffery> Now, let's see, what would go best with the ensamble? Pony Dapple Sister or Victorious virgin?
<Cody> Pony dappler Sister!? O_o
<Cody> What the heck are you talking about?
<Jeffery> I agree ^_^
<Cody> Huh? O_o
<Cody> I don't understand...
* Jeffery sets one of the more frilly wigs on Cody's head and moves it into place
<Cody> ...n...no! O_O
<Jeffery> *Claps his hands* Oh! That's just darling! Someone invent the polaroid, for I MUST have a picture of this moment ^_^
<Jeffery> A liitle powder and a few pearls and it'll be just perfect!
<Cody> ...N...no...
<Cody> . o O ( I have a dead poodle on my head... )
<GMStoren> Mauve comes over with the powder, dabbling it on gingerly.
* Cody coughs! :o
<Jeffery> (To Cody) Now now dear, we can't you the princess looking like a steamer trunk now can we?
<Cody> B...but...the wig...it makes my head look huge...and...
<Jeffery> Oh! I know what's missing! Silly me! Must have stepped out the door without a full set of Queens! Muave, I need a 
  corset here, stat!
<GMStoren> Chartreuse reaches into a nearby drawer and pulls out a stunning necklace, made of mother-of-pearl.
<Cody> O_o No!
<Jeffery> That waist simply MUST be bought in line.
* Cody tries to wiggle out of the chair!
<Jeffery> Now now little bear, let your loving aunties make it all better ^_^
<GMStoren> [Elf Sylist, Mauve] No corset? You're not losing your touch are you?!
* Jeffery nudges Cody back into the chair in a moterly way
<GMStoren> Mauve throws the powder buff away and produces a frilly pink corset!
<Cody> I'm not your little bear! Hey! C'mon! No corset...!
<Jeffery> Perish the thought! I just never get to work with such yummy young clay like this very often ^_^
<Cody> . o O ( Goddess...why do you hate me so...? )
* Cody flumps back into the chair, defeated.
<Jeffery> Now, take a deep breath dear
<Cody> ...
<GMStoren> Cody looks at it in horror as it's added to the ensamble, along with the pearls. ^_^
<Cody> Goddess...
<Cody> (m) I want to die. Now. Everyone'll laugh...
<Jeffery> *slipping the corest in place* And exhale...
* Cody exhales all right...more like he's trying to breathe O_o
* Jeffery tugs the string on the corset and sets the strings in place
<Cody> *Gasp!* Aa...aaagh...tiiiight...*gasp!*
<Jeffery> There! A hourglass figure to slip into the night. Mmm...delicious!
<GMStoren> Cody stares at his reflection in the mirror nearby. You almost could swear you were Elmira... if a little sloppy on 
  the wig. ^^
<Cody> . o O ( I can't breathe...! ...Wow...I do look like...can't breathe...Well...least I'll die soon, like I wanted...thank 
  you goddess... ^^; )
<GMStoren> « lol.. »
<Jeffery> Now, let's get the dress in place. I'm thinking Imperial Jewel Princess...ladies?
<GMStoren> The nod in sequence.
<GMStoren> « er they »
<Cody> . o O ( ...Why aren't I dead yet!? C'mon...why is Murphy's law always against me!? )
<Jeffery> Perfect! Now let's see...with your skin tone...we absolutely must use pink as the base
* Cody meeps a bit in response, "..P...Pink?"
<Jeffery> Bring me a Louie XVI Ballgown. White frills, yellow ribbons, pink tassels!
<GMStoren> [Elf Sylist, Mauve] Smashing! The prince wore that to the last Moon festival!
<Cody> The PRINCE? O_o 
<GMStoren> « er pricness »
<Cody> «ooc: Erhm. Nuke that »
<GMStoren> « sleepy :) »
<Cody> Yellow...ribbons...tassels...?
<GMStoren> [Elf Sylist, Chartreuse] I just died when she came out in it!
<Jeffery> Oh! She was just so darling! I almost cried!
<Cody> . o O ( How could Elmira BREATHE in this thing?! )
<Jeffery> Now, lets get you into your ensamble, my little bear
<GMStoren> The two open a full length dresser and sift through some racks, and pull out a simple legant - and expensive - pink 
  ballroom dress. It's tassle seem to sparkle with a yello color like amber.
<GMStoren> « er simply elegant »
<Cody> You...guys...sure like pink...-_-;
* Jeffery takes Cody's hand and brings him to the dresser
* Cody follows like a comdemmed man.
<Jeffery> Come along dear hear, destiny awaits! :D
<Jeffery> <<heart>>
<Cody> Yeah. Whoo. Destiny.
* Cody says this completely deadpan
* Jeffery starts helping Cody into the dress
<GMStoren> [Elf Sylist, Chartreuse] It's Elmira's color..we have to make this believable, and I'm sure believeing this. Those 
  beasts will fall to the power of charm and beauty! ^_^
<Cody> Yeah. Whoo. I'm so beautiful. So beautiful that the others won't stop making fun of me for HOURS. -_-;
<Jeffery> My dear, you look absolutely delectable. If you ever decide to get married, you absolutely MUST let me dress you for 
  the part ^_^
<Cody> Uh...sure...
<Cody> . o O ( Yeah RIGHT I'm asking you, you fruit! O_o )
<GMStoren> Cody finds it's a little stuffy, but very soft.
<Jeffery> There we are! Now, for the finishing touch...
<Cody> ...There's a finishing touch? O_o
* Jeffery pauses dramatically
<Jeffery> SHOES! :D
<Cody> Aren't my leather shoes okay? O_o
<Jeffery> Bring out the Emelda, ladies ^_^
<Cody> Elmira...?
<Cody> No...Emelda? O-o
<GMStoren> [Elf Sylist, Mauve] The home stretch... I'm so excited!
<GMStoren> The two disappar out the door again.. and seem to take awhile this time.
* Jeffery rubs his hands together in anticipation ^_^
<GMStoren> You start to see the shadow of something large coming down the hall.. a huge rolling closet! :o
<GMStoren> Mauve & Chartreuse push it through the door barely, with a flourish!
<Cody> O_o All of that for SHOES?
<Jeffery> Absolutely ^_^
<Jeffery> Now then...let's see...
<GMStoren> [Elf Sylist, Chartreuse] I just love it when you sweat to shoes Mauve. ;)
<GMStoren> [Elf Sylist, Mauve] This is business, you tease
<Cody> (m) Oh GODDESS...
<Jeffery> Now now ladies, shave it for the honeymoon ^_-
<Jeffery> <<shave?>>
<GMStoren> « Criz inspired gayity! ;) »
<Jeffery> <<how about save? :P>>
<GMStoren> « You know he flirts on his cell phone at my house.. *grumble* ^^ »
<Jeffery> Now then, heels are a must! Flats just won't do
<Cody> But I've never walked in heels before!
<Jeffery> Oh its easy dear ^_^
<Jeffery> You'll learn quickly
<Cody> B...But...@
<Cody> «ooc: er ! »
<GMStoren> They stop bickering and open chest, enough footwear for an entire planet by Cody's figuring.
<Cody> ...That's all Elmira's shoes? O_O
<Jeffery> Oh! These are perfect! :D
* Jeffery pulls out a pair of pink crystal shoes, with 2" heels, with a diamond rose on the tops
<Jeffery> Won't these be just precious? ^_^
<Cody> Two...inch...heels...?
* Cody pales... O_o
<GMStoren> « This is great laughs to stay awake.. goddess ^^ »
<Cody> «ooc: Cody is going to be so scarred. »
<Jeffery> Come now dear, show me your piggies ^_^
<Cody> Pigg...oh
* Cody puts out one of his feet, embarressed and mortified.
* Jeffery take soff Cody's boots and socks, pulls some sheer hose from his pocket, and slides them gently up Cody's legs
<Cody> O_o Hey! That tickles!
<Jeffery> Now now, hold still my little teddy bear ^_-
<Cody> . o O ( I feel so VIOLATED. )
<Jeffery> We don't want any runs, no we don't
* Jeffery gently slides the shoes into place once the hose is done
* Cody attempts to stand on the shoes.
* Cody falls over due to lack of balance. O_o
<Cody> Ow!
* Jeffery steps back, tears in his eyes
<Jeffery> Her first steps...*sniffle*...I feel so proud ;_;
* Cody attempts to stand up again, hands out to his sides in order to obtain some form of balanace.
<Cody> ^^;
* Jeffery offers a hand to Cody, "Come my little princess, come and see the magic you have become!" ^_^
<GMStoren> The two stylists hug each other. ;_;
* Jeffery moves Cody to a full-length mirror so he can see himself in all his princess-ly glory
* Cody proceeds to choke when he sees himself. ;_;
<GMStoren> Cody is now an honest to god prince-ess. ^_-
<Jeffery> Its so beautiful ;_;
<Cody> . o O ( ...Hey...they...uh...forgot to put in a fake chest... ^^; I'll just keep quiet and hope they don't notice! Yeah! )
<Jeffery> Now, since you'll never fill that chset out, I guess we'll have to make do with some fakes
<Cody> Oh no...-_-;
* Jeffery snaps his fingers, "I need tissue paper, and lots of it!"
<Cody> ^^; Uh...
<Cody> . o O ( If I'm going to be cursed with them... )
<Cody> Tissue paper doesn't look real enough. :P
<GMStoren> [Elf Sylist, Mauve] What's that?
<Cody> (m) I'm going to hate myself after this...
<Cody> Tissue paper looks...unrealistic...maybe balloons filled with something? ^^;
* Jeffery looks Cody over and thinks for a moment
<Cody> «ooc: Wow. It's POURING out. ^^ »
<Jeffery> What do you suggest then my little princess-to-be?
<Cody> ...Maple syrup?
<Jeffery> Perfect! ^_^
<GMStoren> [Elf Sylist, Chartreuse] Oooh.. he's got the mind of a noble too!
<Jeffery> Muave! Chartruce! Bring on the sticky! ^_^
<GMStoren> [Elf Sylist, Mauve] Yes yes... sticky in a quicky :D
<GMStoren> Mauve runs out..
<Cody> (m) Oh goddess why do I have to be so NICE and helpful!?
<GMStoren> « That was SOOOO wrong. »
<Jeffery> We're going to make your bountiful my little princess! Just you wait! ^_^
* Jeffery hops over to a drawer and pulls out two smallish baloons
<GMStoren> Th errant stylist returns, swaggering in with a jug of a thick brown syrup
<Jeffery> Perfect! Start filling ladies! ^_^
<Cody> ...yay. -_-
<Jeffery> Now dear heart, you must, mustmustmustMUST keep those fithy boys off your treasures. We can't have the princess being 
  felt up by just ANYONE
<GMStoren> They each take a balloon, and start the slow process of filling them. After a short while, they each hold a somewhat 
  heavy fascimile of... well, you know. ^_^
<Jeffery> Here we go! ^_^
<Cody> ^^; How many times must I tell you I'm a guy?
* Jeffery quickly slips the two gelatenous globes into place, making sure to cover them well in the dress
* Cody suddenly feels REALLY top heavy. O_o
<Jeffery> <<I can't stay too much longer ^^;;>>
<GMStoren> Cody secretly wonders how Rhiana and Meira do it. ^^
<Jeffery> Perfect! No one will EVER be able to tell the difference ^_^
<Cody> «ooc: How do women DO this? These corsets...the breasts... »
<Cody> «ooc: erm »
<Cody> . o O ( How do women DO this? These corsets...the breasts... )
<Cody> ^^; Uh huh.
<Jeffery> Now remember dear, be demure, be respectful, be regal ^_^
<GMStoren> [Mauve & Chartreuse] The masterpiece!
<GMStoren> The two bow to Jeffrey in reverance.
* Cody sighs and shakes his head, " (m) I'm doomed."
<Jeffery> Oh! THank you darling! I couldn't have doe this without you! ^_^
<Cody> ^^;
<Cody> ..Uh thanks?
<Jeffery> Oh you;re very welcome little dear, now go out there and make us all proud ^_^
<GMStoren> « let's wrap it up good »
<Jeffery> Oh! My goodness! I forgot! I have to be at the Lord Chamberland's chambers before tonite! He has SUCH frightful taste 
  in hair! o_O
<Cody> ^^; Uh...you'd better go then!
<GMStoren> The assistants gasp, and run out the door. ^^
<Jeffery> Come laides! We have a hair crisis to resolve!
* Jeffery blows a kiss to Cody as he leaves
* Cody looks at the others leaving...
<Cody> ...Well...here goes nothing...
<Jeffery> Toodle-oo my Princess! Don't break to many hearts! ^_-
* Cody nods ^^;
* Jeffery hurries out the door, feather boa trailing behind him
* Cody tries to take a few steps foward...and falls on his butt...
* Cody then gets up again... ^^;
<Cody> ...Today...Today is...
<Cody> ...going to suck.
* Cody hobbles out the door to meet his 'destiny'.
<Cody> «ooc: End :D »
<GMStoren> ~~ INTERLUDE END ~~
<Cody> ^_^ LOL!
<GMStoren> Perfecto!
<Jeffery> Yay! ^_^
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