Session Start: Sun Dec 10 19:51:21 2000
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<GMStoren> « I didn't make it up.. :) »
<Niki> «ooc: Sounds like Elmer Fudd. "Weady to wisk wit all? huhuhuhuhuhuh" »
<Chrys> «ooc: Dr Light! »
<Niki> «ooc: Naw, it would only be Dr. Light, if I added a beard pulling line in there. »
<Chrys> «ooc: "Weady to wisk it aww, muh-megaman? Huhuh" »
<GMStoren> We last left the party after narrowing escaping being a monster breakfast! Fortunately, thanks to Cody's daring command of sleeping wed, the peril was no more. Unfortunately, everyone stick is covered in icky stew glop. :o
<GMStoren> « erk o_O »
<Cody> «ooc: I feel hentai now O_o »
<Niki> «ooc: Except me! »
<Niki> «ooc: ROTFL! »
<Chrys> «ooc: WUT »
<Niki> «ooc: *quotes that* »
<Chrys> «ooc: HEATHER YOU SSCARE ME :O »
<Cody> «ooc: Oh golly gee. ^_- »
<GMStoren> We last left the party after narrowly escaping being a monster breakfast! Fortunately, thanks to Cody's daring command of sleeping weed, the peril was no more. Unfortunately, everyone is covered in sticky stew glop. :o
<Rachel> << ;) >>
<Roric> «ooc: *blinks and reads that again* »
<Roric> «ooc: Uh. »
<Cody> «ooc: Hey roric! Your stick is covered in gop! Where have YOU been? ^^ »
<GMStoren> « I"m too hyper. Luv me. ^^ »
* Chrys hits the GM because he's skipping
<Chrys> «ooc: ;) »
<Cody> «ooc: Can we go now? ^_^ »
<Meira> <ooc> Erk, we're starting ^^; </ooc>
<Niki> «ooc: And Niki isn't covered in sticky glop. She walked into the lake remember. ;) »
<Cody> «ooc: now she's just wet and just as hentai as the rest of us! :o »
<Niki> «ooc: LOL. »
<GMStoren> You tried to wash off the worst of it in the nearby lake so it was bearable, but you ned to find Matango, or a bath soon...
<Niki> «ooc: Well she is female after all. She doesn't have a stick to get sticky. »
<GMStoren> « you amy go. :) »
<GMStoren> « er may »
<Cody> ^^; Where's Mantango again? ^^;
* Cody looks to Keylia.
* Chrys points. "Over there...that-a-way."
<GMStoren> Keylia is wiping off her tunic. "Goddess, this was designer too..."
* Rachel looks up at the sky thoughtfully..
* Niki shakes her head, causing droplets of water to fly off her hair in every direction.
<GMStoren> The path in between the brush continues roughly eastward, with a turn to the north.
* Rhiana walks along, being her quiet self
* Cody 's shawl has gone from a soft yellow to a pukish pink-orange color due to the stew. ^^;
<Cody> «ooc: Looks at heather O_o »
<Rachel> <<*looks innocent*>>
* Chrys trudges along
<Roric> «ooc: ...what? what? Did I miss something? ;_; »
<GMStoren> Rachel finds it hard to get a good view of the sky through the thick tree cover. There's still an odd fg hanging about.
<GMStoren> « er fog »
* Tori twists at his shrt sleeves, trying to strain out as much of the stew as he can.
<Chrys> «ooc: augh! It's the Mist! »
* Rachel frowns a little.. "Wish I could see the sky...might make this more enjoyable."
* Roric looks a bit antsy. "Less not dick 'round 'ere much...still don' like th'feel o'is place."
<Chrys> Well?
* Chrys turns around. "
<Niki> «ooc: plays the FF9 disc 4 overworld theme. :D »
<Chrys> «ooc: evil »
<Cody> «ooc: http://www.icq.americangreetings.com/client/icqorder.pd?mode=send&design=37:215:318:13197:0:0:2011153&title=Rainbow+Day%2c&recipient=Niki&text=BECAUSE+NONE+ARE+GAYER+THAN+THE+GAY+WHO+ARE+VERY+GAY+INDEED+AND+LIKE+BEING+GAY+BECAUSE+THEY+ARE+GAYER+THAN+THE+VERY+GAY%21+%3aD+%3aD+%3aD+%3aD&sender=Bill+Gates Phear Heather. ^^; »
<GMStoren> « o_O »
<Meira> <ooc> What the hades? ^^; </ooc>
<Cody> «ooc: She sent me a card :D »
<Rachel> <<*DIES*>>
* Chrys turns around. "I'm ready to go...you guys need to move quicker..." ^^;
<Cody> «ooc: I'm gayer than the very gay! ^^ You threw me out of character! Wah! »
<Roric> «ooc: That's the best URL ever. »
<GMStoren> Keylai grumbles and starts walkign around. "This trip just gets better and better..."
* Chrys taps his foot impatiently... ^^
<Meira> <ooc> Dah.. things're hectic right now.. I'm behind in my reading here X_x </ooc>
<Rachel> Hey, cheer up, Key...could be worse... our skin could've turned pink. ^_-
* Cody wraps his arms around his body, looking a little cold, "Well, we're almost there, right? Have faith..."
<Rahne> I hope they have warm baths...
<Cody> Me too... ^^;
* Rachel jogs up beside Chrys and eyes him. "You just wanna get to the bar so you can pick up some hot chicks, eh?"
<Rhiana> Mantago is very warm
* Chrys eyes Rachel. "Why get hot chicks when I have this group to keep me company? You may not look as good at the moment, but you're sure a hell of a lot more fun..." ^_-
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Yep. Thank goodness they are friendly to outsiders.. I don't want to have my goose cooked TWICE in one day. :P
* Meira walks with the rest, still covered in the glop, visibly upset and cutely pouting "I.. I hate water.. I can't lick this nasty stuff off... I'm gonna be like this forever! =;_;="
<Rahne> Well.. most places are warmer than home..
* Rachel rolls her eyes and sticks out her tongue at Chrys. "You have no idea, sweetheart."
* Rachel returns to her normal look and eyes the other. ^^
<Rachel> <<others!>>
<Cody> We should keep our eyes out...If those Goblins had friends... ^^;
<GMStoren> As you walk eastward to the fork in the path, you see a small sign, nailed to a tree trunk.
<Cody> «ooc: out = peeled »
* Niki walks along, her nose plugged. "Stinky...This stuff reeks!"
* Chrys reads the sign.
* Roric gives Meira an amused look. "Yep."
* Rachel blinks and looks at the sign curiously.
<GMStoren> "North - Matango, East - Silk Tail River Region"
<Roric> «ooc: *finally loads the ICQ greeting* This rules! »
<Rachel> Guess we go North, eh?
* Meira flails, trying to fling glop onto Roric "Don't agree with me on such a thing!"
* Rahne nods.. *
<Cody> But...
<GMStoren> There's a big chunk of wood missing from the bottom, resting on the forest floor in a shingled mess.
* Cody frowns, "That's not the direction of Wendel...is it?"
* Niki pissed up the piece of wood with her spare hand.
<Rachel> <<O_o>>
<Roric> Well, I jus' can't win. 
<Niki> «ooc: picks up even! O_o »
<Rachel> <<Uhhh..>>
<Chrys> «ooc: O_o NIKI! DON'T PISS ON THE WOOD »
* Rahne looks to Cody. * ..No.. I suppose it isn't... but, are we sure of Wendel's exact location?
<GMStoren> « Wow, I'm catching :o »
* Roric gets hit with glop, closing one eye and wiping it off.
<Cody> «ooc: Gaaaah! »
<Cody> ...No...but...-_-;
<Niki> «ooc: Storen, your intro line has corrupted me for this session! »
<Chrys> Let's just stop at Matango for now. Okay? -_-
<Rahne> Maybe we could find more accurate information about where Wendel is at Matango?
<GMStoren> Niki finds the broken part is barely legible, but it says "Sprite Village"
* Chrys sweatdrops. He just -said- that.
* Cody looks downcast, but slowly nods.
<Roric> «ooc: VILLAGE OF HAPPY ELFS »
* Meira points at Roric with a gloppy hand "Haha! That'll teach you hillbilly! =^^="
* Rachel rolls her eyes at the group's general weirdness and trots ahead, going north and scouting ahead :o
<Cody> «ooc: Wouldn't that be Elves? ^^ »
* Niki drops the piece of wood back on the ground.
* Rahne looks down.. * I'm sorry, Cody.. but this may let us get to Wendel faster..
<Roric> «ooc: It's better as "elfs". »
<Cody> I hope so...I should stop  being so selfish...
* Cody walks ahead...
<Rachel> <<I just got the mental image of Meira chasing Roric with a stick  :o>>
<Roric> «ooc: A sticky one? »
<Niki> «ooc: Wouldn't that be the other way around? »
<GMStoren> Rachel starts to hear the noise of rustling branches faintly.
<Rachel> <<rotfl, covered with glop.. ;)>>
<Niki> «ooc: Roric chasing Meira with his stick. »
* Rachel pauses and draws her sword, looking about..
* Roric chuckles lightly, but his fingers play across the tip of his boomerang, and her remains somewhat tense.
*** GMStoren changes topic to '-=- Chapter 13: Don't Hunt the Fairy | Loc: Upperland Forests, Matango Path | Time: Luna's Day, Daytime | 277 Luc -=- http://rpgcafe.net/somrpg/stats/'
* Rhiana stays quiet
<Rachel> Hmmm..
<Chrys> Hmm...
<Cody> (w) What was that...?
* Rahne catches up to walk alongside Cody. * It's not being selfish... your view is a very valid one, Cody.
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
* Tori heads north, following after the rest of the goblin's left-over brigade.
* Chrys eyes Rachel and draws his knives, twirling them.
* Rachel walks ahead some more, cautious...
<Chrys> .oO(Best not be more goblins...)
<Cody> (w) Thanks Rahne...but I think we've got company... ^^;
* Rahne tries to listen, but her earfur is matted from the stew goo.. * -_-;
<GMStoren> As if in answer to Cody, a bright spike of white darts over Rachel's head, splitting a branch off the oak near the roadside.
* Meira blinks, her ears twitching "<q> Whatever it is.. I hope they have glop remover.."
<Cody> Rachel...! O_o
* Rachel wideyes and jumps back!
<Rhiana> ...it's not hostile...
<Cody> It seems plenty hostile to me... O_o
<Rachel> <<It only tried to take her head off! :D It's not hostile!>>
* Rachel pats her head a little. "Oh sure, YOU say that..!"
<GMStoren> You hear a booming laugh as suddenly three figure jump to block the path, one holding the end of a glowing staff.
* Meira goopdrops "Looks hostile to me too =^^=;;"
<Rhiana> oops, maybe it is..
* Rachel steps forward again to meet the people, her sword held steady...
<GMStoren> from the rugged clothing and frizzed hair, they seem like...
* Rahne levels her spear, remaining near Cody.. *
<Roric> 'Ey! Wot th'ell's 'is?
<Cody> Beasts...
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Oh boy.. beast brigands! :o
* Tori sighs "Out of the frying pan..."
<Rachel> Uh oh. ^^;
<Roric> «ooc: ..."hippies!" »
<Rachel> << Politicians!>>
* Niki looks at the three figures. "They look neat to me. I want that glowing stick it has!"
<GMStoren> [Grappler] Well lookie here! I told you my nose was right!
<Cody> «ooc: Telemarketers! »
*** Rachel changes topic to '-=- Chapter 13: Don't Hunt the Fairy | Loc: Upperland Forests, Matango Path | Time: Luna's Day, Daytime | 277 Luc -=- http://rpgcafe.net/somrpg/stats/ | Word of the day: Stick.'
<Cody> ...Let us by! We're on an urgent mission....We mean you no harm!
* Rahne 's tail flicks annoyedly.. *
<Meira> <ooc> Jehova's Witnesses! </ooc>
<GMStoren> Another man sniffs the air. "It reeks.. but I smell elf that's for sure."
* Roric rolls his eyes at Cody's brilliant diplomatic tactics.
* Rhiana folds her arms, "You must be nuts."
* Cody looks to Rachel, then points to Keylia as if to say, "Watch over her." ^^;
<Roric> Ain't no elves 'ere, furry.
* Niki looks at the figures. "Do you have a bath I can use?"
<GMStoren> [Keylia] *takes otu her sickle* What's it to ya?
<Chrys> ...
* Meira looks in a hole in a tree "Helloooo!! Elves? Can I have some cookies pleaaase! =^^="
<Rachel> Well. This should be fun.
<Cody> «ooc: LOL Meria :) »
* Rachel grips her hilt tighter.
<Meira> <ooc> I couldn't resist ^^; </ooc>
<GMStoren> [Shaman Woman] You are breaking the rules of the pact. This is Beast territory.
<Rachel> <<Void user limit is now 50 ;P>>
<Rhiana> Stand down, Beast.  We are passing through.
<GMStoren> [Grappler] Hey, I smell another one.. that kid!
* Chrys sighs. "You are talking nonsense. We're merely passing through. If you'd point us to a detour, we'll gladly leave."
<Chrys> ...Kid?
<GMStoren> The short growling one grins toothily at Cody.
* Chrys looks back at Cody.
* Rachel blinks and raises an eyebrow at Cody.
<Niki> Don't try and sniff me!
* Cody blinkblinks, "^^; Um...No. Your nose is off. I'm a human."
* Niki look at Cody. "Oh, you can sniff him."
<GMStoren> [Grappler] I'm never wrong.
<Roric> Mebbe y'oughtaa rely on yer eyes a bit more, blokes.
<Rachel> <<Cody is really Keylia and Julian's love child. ^_^>>
* Meira looks at Cody and gets closer to sniff him, pauses dramatically as if she smells something then holds her nose "All I smell is goop =^^=;;"
* Roric takes the ends of Cody's ears in his hands and wiggles them back and forth.
* Rahne looks to the three, holds her head high, closes her eyes, and adopts a diplomatic tone. * We are a neutral party, representing the interests of the Water Palace. It is not our intention to interfere with your nations affairs. We request that you do not interfere in ours.
<GMStoren> [Shaman] You will have to come with us. resist and we shall have to restrain you.
<Cody> ^^; Well you are. I mean...look. No pointed ears, right? Ow! Stop that, Roric!
<Rachel> <<LOL Roric!!>>
<Rhiana> I'm not going anywhere, Beastwoman.
<GMStoren> [Keylia] ... I don't like being pushed around.. and not by you scumbags...
<Niki> I think they like to lie.  No one can smell anything.  We all smell like that stinky soup!
<Chrys> Keylia, please. Go along with them. If they try to get violent, then you can react. Okay?
* Rachel glances at Keylia and then at the beastpeople...
<GMStoren> [Grappler] We're taking you to Fangore! If you are really nuetral, that'd be fine by you eh? If not, we party on your corpses, elf lovers!
* Roric sighs and shrugs. "Whatever y'folks want."
* Chrys sighs. .oO(Party of psychos... maybe it'd be better if I just faded into the background.)
<Rachel> <<I'm an elf lover. I admit it. ;)>>
* Meira blinks "Fangore? Isn't that a magazine title?"
<GMStoren> Keylia starts seething....
* Rhiana puts her hand on her whip, "We are free people of will, we can do as we wish."
<Roric> (q) Ain't 'ad much chance fer elf lovin' lately...
* Chrys nods. "Fine by us. It's merely a slight change of path."
<Cody> But we can't! We're on a mission!
* Chrys glares at Rhiana and Cody, signaling to shut it. -_-;
* Roric glances sideways at Rhiana. "Thought y'were inta avoidin' conflict?"
* Cody glares at Chrys, "They're going to kill us if we go with them. Don't you get it?"
<Rhiana> Not when they are trying to take us hostage.
* Rahne gives the three a stern look. * We are on a diplomatic mission to Wendel. You are interfering with the affairs of the Sages. I humbly request you let us continue on our way.
* Rachel keeps an eye on Keylia..
* Niki looks at the Grappler. "You know.....your ugly."
* Chrys looks at the beastmen. "You'll have to excuse our group. We had a run-in with goblins, and aren't in the best of moods...we'll gladly go with you. However, be warned that if provoked, we will defend ourselves."
<GMStoren> [Shaman] This is not a Sage affair. You walk in lands at war.
<Rachel> ...
<GMStoren> [Grappler] What? How DARE you say I'm ugly!
<Rhiana> And we have nothing to do with your silly little war.
* Cody shakes his head. -_-;
<Roric> ...'owsabout we jus' get outta these goddamn woods?
* Chrys stops.
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<GMStoren> [Keylia] Yes, how about I rearrange it for you?
<Niki> Well you are!  Look in a mirror!
<Chrys> ...That's the best idea I've heard yet, Roric.
* Rahne sighs... * -_-;
* Rachel just stays quiet..
<Rahne> No!  There's no need for fighting!
* Meira covers her mouth to stifle a laugh at Niki's comments, but makes funny faces at the goop taste on her hand "Gyaah! That's so nasty! Hey.. beasty people.. I dont suppose you have any goop remover? =^^=;"
<Cody> We can't leave the woods....we'll never get to Wendel that way...
* Chrys turns on his heel and starts to walk the other way. "I'm not an elf, and not an 'elf lover', so I can just leave. I bear no amnity with you beastmen."
<Roric> We
<Rhiana> We're going to Mantago.
<GMStoren> [Shaman] Enough talk... you WILL come with us. The Clan magistrate will listen to your pleas.
<Niki> I bet your butt looks better then your face!
<Cody> «ooc: Evil ^^ »
<Chrys> ...And I surely won't get killed by the likes of the idiots I was traveling with.
<Roric> We'll also ne'er get 'ere if wotever's livin' 'ere kills us.,
<GMStoren> [Grappler] Grr.. that's it!
<Rhiana> Fine..enough talk.  
* Rhiana grabs her whip,
* Cody sighs and pulls out his staff.
<GMStoren> The man in front leaps at Niki! You're under attack!
* Niki yanks her axe from her satchel. "You wanna fight?"
* Rahne hefts her spear up, undoing the satchel from it, ready to defend.. * Oh Goddess... -_-;
<Meira> I just want goop remover.. that's all.. if you have some, I'm with ya! =^^=;;
* Roric sighs. "Well, we're in it now." He unhooks his boomerang and takes combative stance.
<Rachel> Niki!
<Rhiana> Ypi
<GMStoren> >> Grappler A, B, C and Shaman appear!
<Rhiana> «ooc: grr »
<Chrys> «ooc: yippie! »
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<GMStoren> >> Chrys leaves the battle area! :o
* Rachel turns her head a bit to glare at the receding Chrys..
* Cody glares at Chrys, "Hope the goblins eat you on the way, jerk..."
<Cody> Some friend you are...
<Chrys> «ooc: Heh. »
<Meira> <ooc> Haha! You're hair line is receding! </ooc>
* Niki pushes back the Grappler.
* Rachel sighs and shakes her head, looking back at the battle..
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Bring it you losers!
<Rhiana> We don't need him..he just gets in the way.
* Tori draws Heaven's Fire and shoots Chrys' retreating figure a dirty look.
<GMStoren> >> Keylia attacks Grappler A!
<Rachel> Leave him alone...let's just kill these guys.
<Roric> (q) 'E's prolly got th'right idea...oh well. Gotta bail 'ese dills out.
<Cody> «ooc: BRB. I really gotta go potty ^^;;;; »
* Rachel readies the sword..
<Niki> «ooc: *gives Cody the Lunar manual* »
<GMStoren> >> 160 damage! Charge at 1/6!
<Roric> «ooc: I thought that said Tori draws Heaven's fire and shoots Chrys. @_@ »
<GMStoren> [Grappler] Ow.. damnit.. that's no ordinary elf there!
<Rachel> <<S'what I thought too ;)>>
<Tori> <<It's an idea ;)>>
<Chrys> «ooc: Heh. »
<GMStoren> [Keylia] You wanna see my other redeeming qualities, dork? :o
<Roric> She ain't an elf...she...got 'er ears caught in a mechanical bean-piockin' machine.
* Rachel blinks and chuckles a little at the banter. ^^;
<Rahne> << Bad... bad Star Trek... ^^; >>
<Niki> «ooc: * Chrys talks like Forest Gump. "Yes sir, shot me right in the but..tocks." »
<GMStoren> >> Tori's turn.
<Roric> 'Ey, save those redeemin' qualities for worthier souls, eh girl? 
<Chrys> «ooc: I'm reminded of a line from Dumb and Dumber. "You know... there's times I think you just can't get any stupider... and then you do something like this. [pause] ...And TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!" »
<Tori> I think the time for subterfuge is long passed, Roric -_-;
<Rachel> C'mon, enough flirtin, let's just pummel these guys and get outta here to a nice warm bath..
* Tori takes an offesnive stance and fires at the Shaman!
<Niki> Bath?  You got it! :D
<Rhiana> Let's finish them quickly.  Idiot Beastsmen.
<Rachel> <<* Niki picks Rache up and punts her to the lake*>>
<GMStoren> >> Tori goes offensive!
<Cody> «ooc: Kay back now :D »
<Meira> <ooc> Daah.. now I gotta use the rest room too ^^;; *kicks Cody* </ooc>
<GMStoren> >> The bullet nicks the side of her feathered armor.. 23 damage!
<Cody> I don't even know why you're attacking us...They can't even tell the difference between a human and an elf....
<Cody> «ooc: They - you »
<GMStoren> >> Rahne's turn.
* Niki looks at Cody. "Maybe this stinky soup messed up their noses."
<Cody> ^^; It's possible, Miss Niki.
* Rahne thrusts her spear at Beast Shaman, catching her in the side! Rahne then grunts a little as she struggles to hoist her impaled victim off the ground, whirling her around in the air a bit before forcibly bringing her spear point back down to the earth, sending her foe forcibly colliding with the ground! *
* Niki scratches her head. "Miss?"
<Cody> Sorry...just being polite. ^^;
<GMStoren> « btw Tori was 1/2 :) »
* Rahne leaps back, and draws her spear up again.. * Please.. there doesn't have to be fighting..
<GMStoren> >> Rahne attacks Shaman! 28 damage!
<GMStoren> >> Charge at 2/2!
<Rachel> You just impaled her, Rahne.
<Rachel> Kinda late now.
<Niki> «ooc: <Rahne> Lets not fight! *Stabs her* »
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<Chrys> «ooc: hehe »
<GMStoren> The woman kicks up with amazing agility, aiming her staff at the girl.
<Rahne> It's never too late... they can relent at any time..
<Cody> I don't think it's in their nature though...
* Rachel shakes her head and narrows her eyes.
<Niki> Yeah, tell them not to fight after we beat them up! ^_^
<GMStoren> [Shaman] It is my duty to bring you before him.. feel Luna's wrath!
<Rachel> Rahne..! Watch it!
<Cody> Rahne! O_o
<Niki> «ooc: Naw, its Luna Magic. Its bound to fuck up. »
<Cody> «ooc: It's Luna's DAY though »
<GMStoren> >> Shaman summon Luna and casts Energy Ball at Rahne!
* Rahne stands firm, a brave visage set. * We're going to Wendel!
<Roric> «ooc: *Rahne turns into a rabite! Woo!* »
<Niki> «ooc: hehe. »
<Roric> «ooc: We're going to disneyworld! »
<GMStoren> >> 46 damage!
<Cody> «ooc: I wanna go to disneyworld. ;_; »
<Niki> «ooc: DisneyWorld sucks. ^^; »
<Rachel> <<O_o LOL What the HELL?! We're going to Wendel? :o What a battle cry ^^;>>
<GMStoren> >> Grappler A cracks his knuckles and leaps at Keylia!
* Rahne stands fast. * I'm not interested in seeing your Magistrate. I've more pressing affairs, and I will not let you stop us!
<Rachel> Hey! Heads up, Key!
<GMStoren> [Grappler] Die elf! :o
* Cody nods to Rahne. ^^;
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Please.. like you could touch me with such crappy moves.
<Cody> «ooc: My god. I almost typed in, "Cody nods to Rayle."...WTF is wrong with me? ^^ »
<Niki> «ooc: WA withdrawl. »
<Roric> «ooc: FOR THIS I HAVE TRAINED ONE MORE YEAR THAN SEVEN! EIGHT YEARS! THE PAIN THGAT I INFLICT SHALL BE PAIN! »
<GMStoren> >> Keylia beats the man away with her sword.. 1 damage!
<Cody> «ooc: oh yeah. Duh. ^_^ »
<Niki> «ooc: I'll take swords for 400 Alex. »
<Meira> <ooc> blaah.. back X_x </ooc>
<Niki> «ooc: That was one long piss. O_o »
<GMStoren> >> Grappler B leaps over his friend and lands upon Cody. "Don't tell me I'm wrong.. you reek of it, like that crap on you!"
<Rachel> Cody!
<Roric> «ooc: O_o »
<Meira> <ooc> Had to stop and talk to my family.. all our heaters decided to die on us </ooc>
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<Roric> «ooc: Now there's an attack. »
<Rachel> <<He landed on Cody O_o That had to really hurt.>>
<GMStoren> >> 40 damage!
<Roric> «ooc: Cody: Sit on my f...agh! »
<Cody> Agh! 
<Niki> «ooc: Eww...that sucks. :/ »
* Rahne tries to get to Cody to stop the attack, but is blocked! * Cody!
<Rachel> Kick him in the nuts, Cody!
<Cody> For the last time, I am not an elf!
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<GMStoren> >> Grappler C hunekrs down, casting Moon Saber on his claws!
<GMStoren> [Grappler] This is gonna be fun... hehe..
<Roric> «ooc: What does Moon Saber do again? »
* Cody gets up painfully, wincing, "And you probably cracked one of ribs, you jerk!"
<Niki> «ooc: HP absorb. »
<Cody> «ooc: of my, even ^_^ »
<GMStoren> >> Roric's turn.
<GMStoren> « MP »
<Roric> «ooc: That's Plant Saber in this game. »
* Roric positions his hand palm-up and slowly raises it, drawing thorny vines out from the surrounding brush to wind around the legs of the third Grappler.
<Rahne> <<Hp steal. :/ >>
<GMStoren> « MP absorb. :) »
<Roric> «ooc: PI, Storen. »
<Niki> «ooc: Okay...HP was the original SoM. ^^; »
<Roric> 'Ope ya do 'ave fun, ya bloody bastard.
<Rahne> << Sorry.. lagged. ^^; >>
<GMStoren> >> Roric summons Dryad and casts Poison Ivy!
<Rahne> Oh my...
* Rhiana wraps her whip around her body, "Gonna try something a little new."
<Niki> «ooc: Hmm, and here I thought he was gonna cast Aura Wave on Keylia. »
* Cody holds his side, waiting for his chance...
<GMStoren> >> Grappelr C is hit by the thorn... 30 damage! Poisoned!
<Rachel> <<O_o I forgot how to attack :o Uhhh...oh yeah!>>
<Chrys> «ooc: LOL WUT »
<GMStoren> [Grappler] Damn Dryad magic...
<Roric> «ooc: Poison is the most annoying condition for Storen to deal with. »
<Niki> «ooc: You swing your sword like mad, looking like an idiot in the process. »
<Rachel> << <--- Blonde.>>
<Roric> Yeah, poor you.
<GMStoren> >> Niki's turn.
<Niki> «ooc: Rachel! Best karate still inside you! Now time let out! »
<Cody> «ooc: Niki's faster than me? O_o »
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<Niki> «ooc: Damn right. ;) »
<GMStoren> « by 1 luck. »
<Cody> «ooc: ^^ I see someone has been putting points in her agility. *Sigh ^^* »
<Roric> «ooc: You're tied. »
<Cody> «ooc: Aaah :) »
* Niki runs up to Grappler A, heaving her axe over her head delivering a slash. "Die ugly!" :o
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<GMStoren> [Grappler] I am NOT ugly!
<GMStoren> >> Niki attacks!
* Cody grins, "Bet you haven't looked in the mirror lately, Mister Grappler...sir."
<GMStoren> >> 51 damage!
<Rachel> Now now, Cody, don't make fun of Mr. Dog face.
<GMStoren> >> Charge at 1/2!
* Meira rubs her chin "You know.. I was thinking.. if we dispatch these.. won't there be more? =^^=;;;"
* Cody can't help but smile, "But I feel miffed!"
<GMStoren> >> Cody's turn.
<Niki> «ooc: Hey, Grappler C was suppose to take 1 damage. ;) »
<Rachel> So kick his ass, stud. ;)
<Roric> 'At's why we get th'ell outta 'ere, Meira.
<GMStoren> [Grappler] You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.. *snarl*
<Roric>  I don' like ya NOW.
* Cody twirls his staff, "You won't like me in a moment, either."
<Niki> You mean your face gets even more ugly?  Sucks to you you!
<Rachel> <<rotfl>>
<GMStoren> >> Cody goes Neutral!
<Meira> <ooc> You you? ^^; </ooc>
<Niki> «ooc: to be even. ^^; »
<Rachel> <<God, this is the typoest session ever :D>>
<Niki> «ooc: Yes it is. »
<Meira> <ooc> Cody goes Neutered! </ooc>
* Cody shifts to a neutral stance, and rushes to Grappler B, smacking him in the groin HARD with his staff, "Payback!"
<Rachel> Ooh. ^_-
<GMStoren> >> Cody attacks Grappler B! 20 damage! Charge at 2/2!
<GMStoren> >> Grappler C ahs lost 3 hp btw. ^^
* Meira winces "Oooh.. the Pattywack Nutsack Crack!"
* Cody smiles and turns back to his friends, "^^ I bet his future children felt that. I feel better now. ^_^"
* Rachel laughs lowly ^^;
* Cody is still holding his side, though.
<Niki> Its better if you use a nice strong boot and kick them.  *kicks into the air*
<GMStoren> [Grappler] Yeowch.., dirty playing elf boy!
<Cody> I'm not an elf, you idiot!
<GMStoren> >> Rachel's turn.
<Cody> I don't even LOOK like one!
<Cody> No offense, Keylia... ^^:
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Hey, worry about the REAL Elf here, asshole!
<Niki> Yeah!  He looks more like a girl!  Not an elf!
* Rachel draws back and rushes at Grappler B, slashing across his body wickedly once and kicking off him to rush back to the group!
<Chrys> «ooc: Ouch! Somebody stick a pin in him, it's time to deflate! »
<Meira> Maybe an elf girl! =^^=
* Cody looks at Niki with a hurt look, "I do not..."
<GMStoren> >> Grappler B is WHACKED! 108 damage!
<Rachel> Take that, asshole.
<Cody> «ooc: Will not deflate...will not deflate ^_^ »
<GMStoren> >> Charge at 2/2!
* Rachel twirls her sword and grins widely..
<Roric> «ooc: Berate him more! He could use it. :D »
<Cody> «ooc: Nah, I get it enough subtly ^_- »
<GMStoren> >> Grappelr C loses 1 hp..
<Rachel> <<lol. Talk about your slow death ;)>>
<Niki> Hmm...maybe if you cut your hair!  Ooh!  I know, make your hair into pigtails like me! :D
<Roric> «ooc: *debates making a spell that poisons everyone in combat just to annoy Storen* »
<GMStoren> >> Rhiana's turn.
* Rhiana holds her hands together at her waist as a green aura surrounds them, "Shaman, I think it's about time you need to be...tied up."
<Rachel> O_o
* Cody frowns, "I...do not look like a girl...-_-;"
<GMStoren> [Shaman] Youa re certainly not an elven magi, that's for certain. I can handle you.
* Rhiana pulls her left hand over her head before slamming it into the ground, "Tree of Woe, do your thing!"
* Meira laughs "Tell you what Cody.. next town, we put you in a dress.. and then we'll see if you pass for a girl or not =^^="
<Roric> Yer a man's man. Now get yer eyes on th'ball, eh mate?
* Niki giggles.
* Rachel sweatdrops. "Meira... Niki...focus on the enemies!"
<Cody> Let's not and say we did. ^^;
<GMStoren> >> Rhiana casts Tree of Woe!
* Rahne mutters. * I don't think Cody looks like a girl..
<Cody> Er...to the dress thing, I mean. The day you get me into a dress is the day hell freezes over ^_^
<Niki> Huh?  Oh yeah...the ugly ones!
* Cody turns back to the enemy party.
<Rachel> Yeah, Niki! I think they wanted your phone number!
* Meira waves her hand at Rachel "Hai hai.. don't be so stiff.."
* Rachel raises an eyebrow at Meira ^^;
<GMStoren> >> The beast Shaman beats the branches away, as they wither before she is completely overrrun.. failure!
<Roric> «ooc: ....hehehe. I like Rachel. »
<GMStoren> >> Meira's turn.
<Meira> <ooc> Oooh finally! ^^ </ooc>
<Rhiana> Damn.
<Niki> No way!  He's to ugly to remember my phone number!
<Rachel> <<Rachel puts the punk in spunky. ;)>>
<Rhiana> That  sucked.
<GMStoren> « Close Rhiana.. »
* Meira pops quickly out of her joking mood and points a clawed hand at the Shaman "Okay.. now to show how serious I can get! Mind Wipe!!"
<Niki> «ooc: Is that like your brain wiping its ass? »
<Rachel> <<Huggies Disposable Wipes!>>
<GMStoren> « Lol.... meira rolled a 01 o_O »
<Cody> «ooc: Ow ^^; »
<Meira> <ooc> I see I have to renamed that ^^; </ooc>
<GMStoren> >> Meira casts Mind Wipe!
<Meira> <ooc> fuck </ooc>
<Rachel> <<A 01? ^^; Issat bad? :o>>
<Niki> «ooc: Umm...01 = 101. ^^; »
<Cody> «ooc: Oh. Yay then! :D »
<Meira> <ooc> OH! ^_^;;;;; </ooc>
<GMStoren> >> A thick watery mist engulfs the mage, blurring her thoughts.. Mind is down!
<Meira> <ooc> Let me rephrase that.. Fuck! ^^; </ooc>
<Cody> «ooc: High fives Meria ^_^ »
<GMStoren> [Shaman] Merciful forests.. I can't think..
* Rhiana fists her hand, "I can't believe she resisted my magic."
<Rachel> <<....>>
<Cody> «ooc: Rache? ^^: »
<Rachel> <<heh. heh. heh. fists her hand. heh. heh. heh. ^^;>>
<Cody> «ooc: Oh. ^^: »
<Meira> <ooc> *^5s* =) </ooc>
<Cody> «ooc: *snickers* ^^ »
<GMStoren> -- Meanwhile... --
<Rahne> You obviously didn't think, when you chose to press the issue of us becoming your prisoners.. :/
<GMStoren> « hush for a sec :) »
<Cody> «ooc: Meanwhile? Ooooh »
<Rachel> <<O_o Meanwhile? :o>>
* Meira thumbs up to Rachel "How's that?"
<Rahne> << Sorry.  Lag. :/ >>
<GMStoren> Chrys backs up down the path, hearing the sounds of conflict fade slowly.
<Meira> <ooc> Meanwhile back at da ranch.. swingin' on the front porch singin' with Blanche... </ooc>
<Meira> <ooc> Backs up down? he's confused! </ooc>
<Niki> «ooc: * Storen shift the scene to Chrys. He has a roll of toliet paper in his hand and is squatting. <Chrys> DAMNIT! YOU HAD TO SWITCH SCENES NOW! »
<GMStoren> Two figures come running up the road at him, dressing in light green armor that looks very familiar to you of a certain other elf woman.
<Cody> «ooc: BAD MENTAL IMAGE! O_o »
* Chrys shakes his head. "I hate to run off on them, but that nagging voice in my head..."
<Niki> «ooc: LOL! »
<Chrys> Er?
<Meira> <ooc> Shift scenes to a shit scene? ^^; </ooc>
* Chrys looks at the two. "Elves...?"
<GMStoren> [Elf] You there!
<Niki> «ooc: That would be kinda funny. ^^; »
<Chrys> Fuck, we can't win, can we? -_-; Whatd'ya want?!
<GMStoren> The bow carrying ranger and the female druid stop by him. "Beasts are about. You are under attack?"
<Chrys> I'm not, but...companions are, a little down the road. At least, it sounds like they are.
<Chrys> .oO(Stupid group had to get violent in a fucking WAR ZONE, didn't they!?)
<GMStoren> [Druid] A human should not be travelling these paths now... lead us to them that we may assist you.
<GMStoren> [Ranger] This war is not yours... let us rid you of them and see you off to safer regions.
* Chrys sighs. "Fine. There's also an elf in their midst...that may be the reason for the attack. Perhaps you know her...her name's Keylia..?"
<GMStoren> The two glance at each other.
<Rachel> <<Bra size 47 Double D?>>
<GMStoren> [Ranger] It's nto familiar. But if a sister is in danger it is our blood oath to fight by their side.
<Niki> «ooc: <Ranger> .oO( Wow...big size....) Erm...Lead us to her! :o »
<GMStoren> « lol »
* Chrys nods. "Right, I know all about how that whole 'oath' thing goes. Follow me..."
* Chrys turns around again, rushing after the party with the nature girls in tow.
<GMStoren> Chrys walks back with the two as the battle rages on.. ^^
<Meira> <ooc> If you stuck the Ranger's finger in a light socket you'd get.... Go go power ranger! </ooc>
<GMStoren> -- Back at the conflict area --
<Chrys> «ooc: lol wth »
<Rachel> <<boo, hiss, boo>>
<Niki> «ooc: Its Morphin Time! »
<Cody> «ooc: Evil. :D »
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Eat this!
<Chrys> «ooc: It's morphine time? Oooh! *scarfs painkillers and passes out* »
<Cody> «ooc: Wah. Eating. I wanna make ramen ^^; »
<Rachel> Carve their asses and hand it to 'em!
<GMStoren> >> Keylia jumps on Grappelr A, wrestling him to the ground and stabbing him with her sword!
* Rhiana pulls her whip to a ready position
<Cody> «ooc: oooh! Kinky! »
<Rachel> <<Wow, I wish she'd wrestle me to the ground and stab me with her 'sword' ;_;>>
<GMStoren> >> 154 damage! Grappelr A sees the Reaper!
<Meira> <ooc> Can you get pregnant from that? </ooc>
<Niki> Yeah!  Kill da Ugly one!
<GMStoren> [Grappler] Damnit, if only it was night I'd....
<Cody> Be careful...
* Rachel nods a little and sets her feet, waiting to attack...
<Niki> «ooc: Storen, you should add Grappler to your spell checker. ;) »
<Rhiana> «ooc: And "use" »
<GMStoren> [Keylia] What, hit a tree while you run tail between your legs?
<Roric> Well it ain't. Sucks for ya.
<GMStoren> >> Tori's turn.
<Chrys> «ooc: Rhiana, "use" was the first word he put in ;) »
* Roric cracks his knuckles.
<Niki> «ooc: Yeah, and the was the second one. ;) »
<Rhiana> «ooc: So he's no longer sueing? :( »
<Niki> «ooc: "the" even. »
<Rachel> <<FUX YOU ALL AND RP!>>
* Tori looks at the shaman and shrugs "Sorry, no snappy banter or rage from me."
* Tori *¤*\ In a blurred motion, draws and fires at the shaman - Justice, faster then the eye can see- SnapJudgement!/*¤*
<Roric> «ooc: Hehe. »
<Chrys> «ooc: I can't RP! I'm busy rushing towards you with two buxom yet fully clothed elf women! »
<GMStoren> « Go Tori. :) »
<Rachel> <<LOL!>>
<GMStoren> « The Ranger is a guy. ^^ »
<Rachel> <*dies*>>
<Cody> «ooc: Tori is socool :D »
<Roric> «ooc: >> Chrys runs into a tree while watching bouncing boobies. »
<Cody> «ooc: so cool, even »
<Chrys> «ooc: two buxom yet fully clothed elf citizens, then! »
<Rachel> Wow, Tori, you're so dreamy.. ^_- Your lack of witty banter and rage is like a magnet :o
<Niki> «ooc: LOL! »
<Chrys> «ooc: All elves, male or female, are buxom! »
<Rachel> <<I had to. I had to.>>
* Rhiana looks at Rachel oddly.
* Cody gives Rachel a look. O_o
<Chrys> «ooc: O_o Rhiana! You're turning into Tahn! »
<GMStoren> >> Tori uses Snap Judgement! The bullet hits the Shaman full on while she is recovering.. 59 damage!
* Rachel shakes her head roughly and mutters. "Must be the soup...clogged my brain or something."
<Niki> «ooc: * Rachel holds up a hotel key and shows Tori. <Tori> O_o »
<Rhiana> «ooc: I'd kill myself if I did that :P »
* Rachel ahems and looks back to the battle :o
* Tori gets a deadpan look on his face "My frequent use of "..." doesn't hurt either."
<GMStoren> >> Rahne's turn.
<Cody> «ooc: LOL! God! »
<Roric> «ooc: *kills Locke now* »
<GMStoren> « I'm knocking the Grappelr HP down btw.. just not stating it ^^; »
<Rachel> <<Tori and Rachel could be witty together all night long ;)>>
* Rahne expends her charge attack! *
<Chrys> «ooc: They are witty together all night long in Borderlin! »
<Chrys> «ooc: +2 »
<Chrys> «ooc: ... +e even »
* Rahne lets out a small shout and charges towards Beast Shaman! Planting the end of her spear in the ground, she uses the momentum to vault high into the sky! Losing sight of her for a moment in the glare of the sun, a heartbeat later she comes crashing down from above, impaling Beast Shaman!! *
<Cody> «ooc: Cody just was drugged in 75% of the story so far ^^ »
<Rahne> << Hmm...  need to add a "the".. >>
<Rachel> <<Must....pee...but...can't...leave...battle.. :o>>
<Cody> «ooc: I need to get food but I can't. ^^ »
<Chrys> «ooc: So go in your chair! »
<Cody> «ooc: Eww »
<Meira> <ooc> Aim for the trashcan </ooc>
<Rachel> <<I can't ;_; You don't understand!>>
<GMStoren> >> Rahne uses Piercing Cataclysm! The Shaman is knocked hard to the ground this time, a bit of blood dribbling from her feral lips. 72 damage!
<GMStoren> [Shaman] They are powerful..
<Roric> «ooc: It's off the scale! I've never SEEN such POWER! »
<Rachel> <<Zorn: Powerful are they!>>
* Rahne draws back, twirling her spear around in the air, before bringing it to bear again.. *
<Chrys> «ooc: DUH! WE'RE THE HEROES! »
<Chrys> «ooc: ...And roric, you go to hell and you die. DBZ EW EW EW »
<Niki> «ooc: Chrys...that could have been a Lufia 2 ref. »
<Roric> «ooc: It wasn't. ^_~ »
<Cody> «ooc: DBZ >_<. I feel unclean. »
<GMStoren> >> Shaman rasies her hands and casts Moon Energy! She regains 67 HP!
<Chrys> «ooc: It wasn't, Niki »
<Niki> «ooc: But the such POWER made it a DBZ one. »
<Rachel> Aw, for the love of...just die already.
<GMStoren> « Good you mind downed her :) »
<Chrys> «ooc: They never said "off the scale" in L2 either. Just "inconcievable" »
<Meira> <ooc> She actually made it past mind wipe? O_o </ooc>
<Rahne> You can lay down your weapons anytime, Miss...
<Rhiana> ...told you not to get in our way
<Chrys> «ooc: <Rahne> We come in peace, shoot to kill... »
<Niki> «ooc: Watch the shamen listen, then Rahne stabs her. »
<GMStoren> >> Grappelr B slashes at Keylia angrily, but she dodges!
* Rachel considers bitch slapping Rahne around the battle field but decides that'd be unfriendly. :o
<Chrys> «ooc: LOLOLOL »
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Run home, you big ugly!
<Chrys> «ooc: "That'd be right unneighborly of ya! »
<Cody> Yeah, go home!
<Rachel> Or better yet! Eat shit and die!
* Niki considers slapping Rahne eventhough it would be unfriendly, but she doesn't care.
<GMStoren> Keylia kicks his ass as he stumbles, knocking him back across the glade.
<Niki> «ooc: even though even. »
<GMStoren> >> Grappler C staggers, not looking too good..
<Cody> Silly, "My noses are all screwed up" beast people! :/
<GMStoren> [Grappler] Come on you, I'm not out yet!
* Rachel blinks back at Cody for a moment ^^;
<Chrys> «ooc: <Grappler> Why, no, drunk... I'm not officer... »
<GMStoren> >> Grappler C attacks Roric!
<Roric> Bring it on!
<Niki> Yeah, along with their ugly faces too.
* Cody looks at Rachel, "What? ^^;;;"
<Rachel> I'm gonna have to teach you how to swear like a sailor someday. ^_-
<GMStoren> >> Roric gets a gut full of Lunar energy, feeling his soul almost pierced as well.. 60 damage! Lost 3 MP!
<Cody> ^^; Uh...Why?
* Roric bends way backwards, then snaps upright grinning. "Try that again!"
<Rachel> Well...the word 'silly' kinda....uhm..lacks conviction, as it were ;)
<Cody> ...Oh. :/ So it's sissy.
<GMStoren> >> Niki's turn.
* Rachel frowns. "Where did you get that from? It ain't sissy! Sheesh!" ^^;
<Roric> «ooc: Rachel will make Cody into a manly man. :D »
<Cody> ^^; Sorry!
<Roric> «ooc: Don't I go before Niki? O_o »
<GMStoren> « ack »
<GMStoren> >> Roric's turn.
* Roric rushes forward and clocks the third grappler square on the temple. " 'at's no way ta fight! 'eads up!"
<Cody> ^^; Maybe we'll talk more about this after the battle, hmm? ^^
<Roric> «ooc: Switch to offensive, THEN attack. »
<Niki> «ooc: Lucky I stopped to think about that. ;) »
<Rachel> Sure thing, stud. ^_-
* Rachel waggles her finger at him and turns back to the enemies..
* Cody blushes a bit, then turns back to the battle.
<GMStoren> >> Roric attacks the Grappler melee style!
<Roric> «ooc: MY KUNG FU BEST! »
<Cody> «ooc: Nu! MINE »
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<GMStoren> >> 28 damage! Charge at 1/2!
<Rhiana> «ooc: Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting... »
<GMStoren> >> Niki's turn.
<Roric> «ooc: Aww, no critical. Oh well, it was fun to smack somebody. ^_^ »
<GMStoren> « Close.. they have pretty high agil.. »
* Rachel twirls her sword a bit and taps into her anger, feeling it swell around her..
<GMStoren> « Rachel got way lucky ^^ »
<Rachel> <<Doesn't she always, baby? ;)>>
* Niki runs up to the Shamen and performs a small jump, attempting to cleave her.
<Niki> YAHOO!
<Rhiana> «ooc: She'd get lucky if she were with me, baby »
<GMStoren> >> Niki attacks the Shaman!
<GMStoren> >> Missed!
<Rachel> <<O_o LOL Rhi>>
<Niki> Hey, hold still!
<GMStoren> [Shaman] You need more experience to best me like that.
* Rhiana holds her hands close, "Maybe I'm going about this the wrong way.:
<GMStoren> >> Cody's turn.
<Niki> I'll chop you up, I promise!
* Cody twirls his staff, eying Grappler C, "Say goodnight!"
* Cody skillfully twirls his staff around him, allowing it to build up frightful momentum as he leaps into the air and brings the bludgeoning weapon down upon 's head with a hearty "Thwack!", delivering a crushing blow!!
<Chrys> «ooc: BONKLE »
<GMStoren> >> Cody uses Bonkle! :D
<Cody> «ooc: Add Grappler C in there. Stupid script ^_^ »
<Roric> «ooc: I wondered if he'd ever use that. »
<Niki> «ooc: Cody used that the very first session. »
<Roric> «ooc: I missed that one. »
* Meira is over next to a tree, trying to use sticks and leaves to get the goop off, just waiting her turn "Darn.. stupid.. goop... and darn water for being so icky!! =x.x="
<GMStoren> >> 5
<GMStoren> damage!
<GMStoren> « gack »
<Cody> «ooc: O_o WHAT? »
<GMStoren> >> 51 damage
<Chrys> «ooc: Hehe »
<Niki> «ooc: LOL! »
<Cody> «ooc: Okay, that's better O_O »
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<Niki> «ooc: That would have been funny. »
<Rahne> Wow!  That was great, Cody! ^^;
* Cody lands back on his feet, more graceful than the last time, "^^; Thanks!"
<Chrys> «ooc: Chrys using his skill does exactly the same damage as Niki with a normal attack! ;) »
<GMStoren> >> Rachel's turn.
* Rachel inhales deeply and gets a devilish grin...
* Rachel rushes at Grappler B in anger, feeling everything around her melt away, leaving nothing but the target...she leaps onto him like a fiend and knocks him down, slashing madly at his chest and face!
<GMStoren> « That Vengeance? :) »
<Rachel> <<Yessir ;)>>
<Chrys> «ooc: <Rachel> EAT MY SWORD! EAT IT, BITCH! <Grappler Fuschia> Bloooo :o »
<Roric> «ooc: Ooh, BDSM. »
<GMStoren> >> Rachel uses Vengeance! Her sword tears into the prone Grappler, flashing white briefly.. 110 damage!
<GMStoren> « Rachel's lucky today.. »
<Chrys> «ooc: YOUR SWORD IS PARTICULARLY SHINY, RACHEL »
<Chrys> «ooc: </innuendo> »
<Cody> «ooc: Damn, these things have a lot of HP ^^; »
<GMStoren> « They do.. :) »
<GMStoren> >> Rhiana's turn.
* Rhiana goes into a pitching wind up, "You might wanna use a lifeline on this one."
<Chrys> «ooc: NOOOOOO >< Rhiana is Regis! She must die! »
<GMStoren> >> You begin to make out three people through the trees running at you...
* Rachel hops off the Grappler and trots back to the group, swaying her hips a little. "Ha."
* Rhiana continues the windup, "Ready..aim...Fireball!"
* Rhiana tosses an old fashioned fireball at the Grappler
<Roric> «ooc: *giggles at Rachel* »
<Rachel> <<O_o>>
<GMStoren> >> Rhiana summons Salamando, casting Fireball!
* Cody looks back, hearing a noise behind him, "(w) We might have unwelcome company..."
<Roric> «ooc: What? :P »
<Roric> Aw, an' we were 'avin such a lovely time.
* Rahne holds up her spear. * We'll do our best, Cody. ^^
<GMStoren> >> 81 damage!
* Rhiana watches the Grappler burst into flames, "Ha!"
<Cody> ^^; I don't doubt it!
<GMStoren> [Grappler] Agh damnit.. posioned and burnt.. not my day!
<GMStoren> >> Grappler C goes down!
<Rachel> <<On Rhiana!>>
<GMStoren> >> Meira's turn.
<Chrys> «ooc: And that's a change of pace...how? »
<Rhiana> «ooc: Call me Queen, bitch! »
<Cody> «ooc: LOL »
* Niki looks around her satchel. "bomb...bomb, where is it? Aww forget it. I'll just chop her up instead!"
<GMStoren> [Grappler] That's it.. your'e dead!
* Rachel glares at Grappler B..
<Niki> Really?  And your ugly!
<Meira> <ooc> Ook lemme type ^^; </ooc>
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<GMStoren> Keylia nods in agreement. ^_^
<Roric> «ooc: "But I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you!" »
<Chrys> «ooc: Yeah?! Well... My ugly, too! »
<Meira> <ooc> Shaman's still kicking, right? </ooc>
<Rahne> << Yep. >>
<Niki> «ooc: Yeah, I missed. ;_; »
<GMStoren> The Shaman looks behind her. "They are coming."
* Rachel blinks and perks up a bit. "They?"
<Cody> They...?
<Rhiana> Bring 'em on, we'll take them out too.
<GMStoren> « Shaman and B. »
* Meira keeps with her theme, and decides to mess with the Shaman, pointing her less goopy claws at her again, scratching out a few magic runes in the air "Catnip!!"
<Chrys> «ooc: Damn straight we are! :O WE ARE COMING HARD AND FAST...er, ignoring intentional innuendo, plzkaythx »
<Rachel> . o O (Chrys? Hah! I bet it's him! Knew he couldn't abandon us!)
<GMStoren> >> Meira casts Catnip on the Shaman. this time it fails... :(
<Meira> <ooc> ah well ^^; </ooc>
<Rachel> More beastmen for us to throttle? ^_- 
<Cody> . o O ( Is that....? )
<GMStoren> Chrys appears, along with two elves flanking him!
<Rachel> Ooh, almost as good. ;)
* Chrys leaps into battle dramatically! ^_^
* Cody smiles, "Hey....!"
<Meira> <ooc> Chrys appears, along with two elves spanking him! </ooc>
<Roric> Damn, 'e gets all the chicks.
<Cody> . o O ( You're not such a jerk after all, Chrys... )
<Rachel> Welcome back, Chrys...brought party favors?
<GMStoren> [Ranger] Halt, beasts... you befoul this land with your heinous acts!
<Cody> «ooc: Ranger: By the great dragon gods! »
<GMStoren> Keylia raises an eyebrow.
<Niki> Yeah!  And they're ugly too!
<Rachel> <<Spoken like Drizzt :o>>
<Rhiana> He can't do anything on his own...typical.
<Tori> Back to loot the bodies, thief-boy?
<GMStoren> [Shaman] We could say the same, pale ones.
* Chrys glares at Tori "Only yours, troubleshooter."
<GMStoren> [Grappler] More of em? I'll take you all on!
<Cody> Feh, you people can't even smell right!
* Rhiana grins at Tori, "Yeah, that sounds just like him."
* Rachel looks amusedly at Keylia. "Friends on yours?"
<GMStoren> [Druid] Leave at once.
<Rachel> <<...>>
<Rachel> <<OF!>>
<GMStoren> [Keylia] You coudl say that..
<GMStoren> « er could »
<GMStoren> >> The Ranger cocks an arrow and fires at Grappler B!
* Rachel nods a bit and relaxes a little. ^^
<GMStoren> >> 75 damage! Dispatched!
<GMStoren> [Grappler] No.. I'm ashamed!
<Rachel> Aww....there goes my dance partner..
<GMStoren> >> The Druid casts Burst upon the Shaman!
<Cody> You wanted to dance with him!? O_o Even if you were joking, Rachel...that's just wrong! He'd probably smell you and call you a mushbloom! ^_^
<GMStoren> >> 123 damage!
<GMStoren> [Shaman] This isn't over...
<Niki> «ooc: Mushboom. ;) »
<Cody> «ooc: Is it bloom or boom? »
* Rachel blinks and looks amused at Cody. ;) "Pfft. I'm better looking than one of those stupid things!"
<Chrys> «ooc: cannon flooder ;) »
<Chrys> «ooc: and it's boom »
<GMStoren> >> The Shaman fles in a puff of yellow energy..
<GMStoren> « er flees »
<Niki> Hey!  Come back here!
<Roric> Wuss.
<Roric> Ah, let'er go.
* Cody sighs, "Well...serves them right. Humph!"
* Niki runs towards the energy, only to find nothing.
<GMStoren> >> The party & co are Victorious!
<Chrys> ...Gee. I get into the fight just to have them leave because of the help I bring with me. Geez, that makes me feel inadequate.
* Rahne sighs, and kneels down to retie her satchel to her spear.. *
* Rhiana snickers, "That Shaman pulled a Chrys."
<Cody> «ooc: Rahne: I feel impotent. :| »
* Rachel drops her cocky look and runs to Chrys, hugging him ^_^
<Rhiana> «ooc: Write it in Urine :O »
<GMStoren> >> 42 xp! 500 Luc!
<Niki> «ooc: O_o First read that as * Rachel drops her cock. »
* Chrys glares at Rhiana. "You know, you're the most annoying woman I've ever met, Rhi...:
* Cody looks at Rachel and his happy grin falls a little...
*** GMStoren changes topic to '-=- Chapter 13: Don't Hunt the Fairy | Loc: Upperland Forests, Matango Path | Time: Luna's Day, Daytime | 777 Luc -=- Word of the day: Stick.'
* Chrys blinks "Uh, hi, Rache." O_o
<Rachel> I knew you didn't run off. ^^
<GMStoren> >> Grappler B left a treasure chest..
* Roric sports a jocular grin. " 'Ey, can I get somma that? "
* Rhiana snickers at Chrys, "Given the source, I'll consider that a compliment."
* Rachel releases Chrys and waggles a finger ^^
* Niki is to busy digging in the dirt, looking for the Shamen to notice the chest.
<Roric> «ooc: Watch Chrys come over and hug Roric. :D »
<GMStoren> The two elves lower their hands.
<Cody> . o O ( Not like he didn't leave us in the dust before, Rachel...-_-;...Always ignored...pushed aside...by everyone... )
<Rachel> <<Heh! Cody is jealous :o>>
<GMStoren> [Druid] We apologize for dragging you into this affair.
<Cody> «ooc: Bleh ^^ he's just irked. »
<Roric> No worries, babe.
* Rahne looks at Cody looking at Rachel, but hastily averts her eyes.. *
<GMStoren> Keylia shrugs...
* Meira goes over and sits on the chest since no one else is moving for it, folding her arms
* Chrys sweatdrops and picks the lock on the chest, disarming any traps he finds...
<Cody> It's okay, Miss. Thank you for helping us, though ^_^
* Chrys sweatdrops. "Can you get off the chest, Meira?"
<GMStoren> [Keylia] About time you showed up. I was wondering if I had to beat them all by myself. ;)
* Rachel heads to Keylia's side and nods a bit at the Druid. "Thanks for helping us."
* Rahne stands, and makes ready to depart. *
<GMStoren> [Ranger] Are you the one the human referred to, sister?
* Meira turns her head stubbornly "Nooo.. you ran off, you dont get it."
* Chrys lifts up the lid, dumping Meira. "Bite me, neko-chan."
<Cody> Hold on a moment Rahne...do you think the elves would know the way to Wendel? O_o
<Rachel> <<LOL Chrys ;)>>
<GMStoren> >> Chrys uses Disarm.. and trips the Poison Mist harmlessly..
* Niki stops digging, and looks up. "Guess she isn't here anymore."
* Meira does just that, and sinks her teeth into his arm rather hard
<Chrys> «ooc: Yay me! »
<GMStoren> >> Inside is a Chocolate! :)
* Rhiana curls up her whip, "Can we get to Mantago now?"
<Cody> No! Hold on a moment!
* Chrys takes the chocolate and pockets it, rolling his eyes."
<Chrys> «ooc: -: »
* Rhiana snickers, "Look at the thief..he takes the treasure, and he didn't do a thing."
<Chrys> «ooc: -" even »
* Roric watches Meira put the bite on Chrys and snickers. "'E's gettin' all the ladies today, ain't 'e?"
* Rahne nods. * Quite likely, I suppose, yes. Woodlands being somewhat ingrained upon their being, they might know Wendel's location.
<Cody> Excuse me...Miss? (Looks at the Druid woman) Would you happen to know the way to Wendel?
<Meira> <ooc> Um.. bite, react.. ? </ooc>
<GMStoren> [Keylia] The name's Keylia.
<GMStoren> [Druid] You seek Wendel? For what purpose?
<Roric> «ooc: Chrys: hah! That's my prosthetic arm! »
* Chrys idly tosses a dagger by Rhiana, narrowly missing her head. "I coulda hit if I wanted to."
<Cody> We're on a mission. We need to go there to cure the sickened people of Kippo Village.
<Meira> <ooc> Fine. I guess I'm just scenery --;;;;;;;;;;; </ooc>
* Chrys ignores the fact there's a catwoman gnawing on his OTHER arm.. ^^;
<GMStoren> [Ranger] I don not recognize you, but if you wish to join us in Sylvanos for your protection...
<Chrys> «ooc: Sorry, I missed it again. »
*** Meira is now known as Meira[Away]
<Niki> Can I take a bath there? :D
* Rhiana pulls her whip handle, pulling Chrys's legs out from under him, "Whatever."
<Chrys> «ooc: La la la I hate you all :D »
<Rachel> <<Pfft. ^^;>>
<Cody> «ooc: ^^; »
<GMStoren> [Druid] Is this the beast's doing?
<Cody> No...It's the Empire's doing, we think.
<Cody> But it's crucial that we get there as soon as possible...
* Chrys sighs and hits the ground, not moving. "No."
<GMStoren> [Druid] ...perhaps you should tell the Elder of this.
* Roric gives the well-endowed druid the once-over, then whistles. "Sure, I could use a trip t'elfland."
<Niki> Who cares about an old man.  Can I take a bath or not? :P
* Rachel quietly sheathes the Mana Sword...
* Rhiana pulls her whip back to her, "Nothing worse than a thief."
* Cody considers this..., "Well...as long as my friends can get a bath so they stop whining all the time. ^^;"
<Chrys> Yeah, perhaps we should, if we could all get along long enough to do anything coherent...and before anyone says anything, yes, I'm being a hypocrite."
* Cody points to Niki in paticular ^_-
<GMStoren> [Ranger] You can bathe there if you wish. It is the only way we can make up to you for this incovenience.
* Roric pats Chrys on the shoulder. "We love ya anyway. Might wanna put somethin' on 'at arm tho'."
<Niki> Woohoo! ^_^
<Chrys> I will.
<Cody> It's no problem, really. We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for the urgency of our mission. :/
<Rachel> <<Like my hot steaming dripping c-...cuticle :D>>
<Cody> «ooc: Bad Rachel! Bad! »
<GMStoren> [Druid] You must agree, however, to abide by our laws while there, and try your best not to interfere in this..
<Rachel> <<Stupid hormones :o>>
* Rachel looks at Keylia curiously.
<Roric> What're yer laws?
* Chrys sits up, dusting himself off, with an overall hatefully bored look on his face.
<GMStoren> Keylia looks at the ground a minute, then brushes her hair away. "Sure. It couldn't hurt."
<Roric> Don' much fancy windin' up in the slammer 'coz I didn't know 'bout the "No pants" law.
<Rachel> Oh god that's just scary..
* Rachel puts her face in her hand. ^^;
* Cody is wearing shorts! Yay!
<Rachel> <<LOL Cody O_o WTF?!>>
<GMStoren> [Ranger] Then follow us before more arrive.
<Cody> «ooc: Erhm. OOC ^^; »
<Roric> «ooc: They' »
* Rahne blushes.. * I.. I don't imagine such a law exists. ^^;
<Roric> «ooc: They're comfy and eays to wear! »
* Rhiana looks at her leather pants, "I think I'll be okay."
<Cody> Okay. Thank you, Sir.
<Roric> Best idea I 'eard all day, pal.
* Cody smiles a little. ^^;
<GMStoren> The druid looks over you all, particularly Meira. She rubs her chin a moment, but dismisses her thought.
* Rachel raises an eyebrow at the druid. ^^;
<Niki> Come on.  Lets go already!
<GMStoren> [Keylia] *folds arms* I know my way there fine.. but go on, hotstuff. ^_-
<Cody> Lead the way.
<Chrys> ...Come on. Let's shut up already! :D
<Roric> I think Key oughtta lead th'way.
* Chrys stands up and gets ready to go. ^^
<Roric> Then I get t'walk be'ind 'er, see.
* Niki eyes Chrys. "How about I throw you already."
<Tori> Oh, so you'll be joining us instead of running in the opposite direction, Chrys?
<Rachel> Easy there, Roric the Horny.. ;)
* Cody follows the two elf people, becokoning the party to follow.
* Rhiana snickers at Tori
<Roric> Just' doin me job, little lady. *grins*
<GMStoren> The male ranger disappears down the ragged brush, followed by the druid.. you find a strangely clear patch of forest almost like another road.
* Rahne falls in behind. *
<Rachel> Tori... Rhiana...leave him alone already.
<Chrys> Tori! ^_^ My favorite little child molester! Why don't you go play hide and go fuck yourself? :D
* Niki looks away from Chrys and follows the two elves.
<Cody> «ooc: LOL CHRYS! »
<Rachel> <<LOL. ;P>>
<Tori> *mumbled* everyday I end up regreting more and more not putting a hole in his skull when I had the chance.
<GMStoren> Keylia struts ahead.. ^^
* Rachel shakes her head and follows Keylia.. ^_-
<Chrys> .oO(Every day I end up regretting more and more not letting him put a hole in my skull when he had the chance... Oi.)
<Rhiana> ..sorry, I just have a hard time feeling anything for someone who makes a living by robbing others.
* Cody walks by himself, following the two elves.
<Rachel> ....I'm the Mana Knight, I won't kill them all, I'm the Mana Knight, I won't kill them all, I'm the Mana Knight, I won't kill them all..
<Niki> «ooc: <Rachel> Aww, fuck it. *kills them all.* »
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
* Chrys follows Cody, Rachel, and Keylia. And everyone else.
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<Rachel> <<yey, he loves me, unf unf unf, saky saky ten dollah>>
* Tori follows after Chrys and wonders where he can hide the body.
<Chrys> «ooc: by that token, I also love Cody :o »
<Cody> «ooc: :O »
<Rachel> <<And? :o>>
<Cody> «ooc: BRB. I need food o_O »
<GMStoren> You press on for a while, following the flaxen-haired forest denizens.
<Niki> «ooc: Tori: In his pants. »
* Rachel keeps repeating the same line over and over ^^
<Chrys> «ooc: lol »
<GMStoren> « anyone ned to pause? :) »
<Rachel> <<YES PLEASE OH GOD>>
<Cody> «ooc: Yeah, Me. Really badly. I need food O_o »
<Rachel> <<my poor uterus>>
<GMStoren> « this is a nice spot for it if you wish to. »
<Chrys> .oO(All work and no play makes Chrys a dull boy...)
<Cody> «ooc: Pleasepleaseplease. ^^ »
<GMStoren> « *also needs to do soemthing quick* »
<Rachel> <<Heather's Talking Uterus: Please, kind sir, please! :o>>
<Roric> «ooc: *goes to get a drink* »
<Rachel> .c
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<GMStoren> -- PAWZS --
<Rhiana> «ooc: Your Uterus is where you pee from? O_o »
<GMStoren> :)
<Cody> Storen?
<Rachel> OH GOD OH GOD :o
<Cody> how long a pause? :)
* Rachel runs
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<Niki> «ooc: <GMStoren> -=Pause=- <Cody> Thank you! * Cody is away ((^_^ (pec) )) <GMStoren> -=Resume!=- >;) »
<Roric> Stop typing about how much you need to pee and pee! ^_~
<Rhiana> * Rachel explodes in the hallway, all that's left now are boobs and urine
<GMStoren> Just until you're done... I think I just solved my problem.. I need to go for a sec in a half hour to take a quick photo. :P
<Cody> ^^ Okay. I was gonna make Ramen but I don't have time.
<Chrys> of your mighty penis! err wait
* Cody hmms.
<Cody> BRB
* Cody is gone (%^^ Okay, foods(%log(none))%) (pec)
* Niki gets something to drink.
* Rhiana continues looking at AC screenshots
<Rhiana> Tim the Enchantor only has 5 more HP than Dayanara
<Rachel> YAY
<GMStoren> I know so. I conned him back at BSD once. he killed my tusker ;_;
<Rachel> I'm sorry, Chrys
<Rachel> I can't love you anymore
<Rachel> I'm madly in love with Brown Cow.
* Rachel hugs it.
<Rhiana> Storen:  He's 51 levels ahead of Daya, and she's more of a tank :O
<Rachel> guhhhh chocolate...
* Rachel shudders ^_^
<Rhiana> Chocolate is my archer, I haven't used her in a while 
<Rachel> O_o
* Rachel notices something :o
<Rachel> Boobs and urine, eh?
* Rhiana isn't kidding ;)
* Rhiana nods, "Boobs and Urine."
<Rachel> The universe apparently revolves around my hefty chest ;)
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<Rhiana> Well, the universe isn't nearly as large ;)
<Rachel> True, true.. ^^
<Rhiana> Hi Windstar
* Rachel again preens like Reisha.
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<PaladinRPG> Oww.
*** Cody sets mode: +o PaladinRPG
<Rachel> Yep
<Rachel> ^^;
<Roric> Do you have the poems? :D
<PaladinRPG> I really hate that rare ISp discon. ^^
<Rhiana> Hmm..Daya is almost halfway to level 51...
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<Rachel> I put him on ignore, sorry :o
<Roric> Awww.
<Roric> Someone tell him I'm really you in disguise!
<Cody> Tell who what? ^^
<Rachel> I can't handle someone telling me I'm so sekzy and that they want to have hot sekz with me all night and day :o
<Roric> Heather's scary stalker.
<Rachel> It just freaks me out ;)
<Cody> We play now? :D
* Windstar feels ignored... but that's ok. "Now hmmm.... no directions on this sheet.... am I supposed to do them all or just one?"
<Rachel> Play with me, baby ;)
<Cody> Ooh
<Rhiana> Okay Heather, if you really want :D
<Cody> ^_^
* Roric ignores Windstar, since it's Ok with her.
<Cody> Bad Roric!
<Cody> :D
<Rachel> dirty mind, dirty mind.. ;_; hentai levels at 130% ;_;
<Roric> You can do better than that.
<Rachel> lol
<Roric> Besides! It's in character! We're going to the city of sexy elf chyx!
<Windstar> Yeah, its okey, cause I can just post the questions on here, all thirteen of them...
<Cody> What about sexy elf males? :o
<Cody> Huh@
<Cody> HUH!?
<Cody> I'm a grrl. :o
<Roric> We'll save those for Cody.
<Cody> Feh, Cody can never win ^_-
<Rachel> Pfft, already won ;)
<Cody> He's like the charlie brown of the SOM world. ^^
<Rachel> O_o OOOJIIBOOOJIIBOO :o
<Storen> Ok, let's proceed
<Cody> «ooc: Rachel: Don't you agree? ^_- »
<Roric> Oojiboo?
<Storen> While my ghost rots. ^_^
* Storen pokes at his alter ego
<Cody> «ooc: ^_^ Yay to rotting corpses! Amelia's is rotting right now! :D »
* Chrys sighs
<Storen> Don't say that :(
<Rhiana> «ooc: Hammer of Justice? »
<Cody> «ooc: ^^; »
<Rachel> O_o
<Storen> Resumin'
<Windstar> Compare the attitude toward love conveyed in the sonnets by Spenser, Shakespeare and Petrard.  Which approach do you identify with the most?  Write a letter to the poet explaining why you appreciate his attitude. 
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<Roric> «ooc: Eek. These pistachios are too salty, my lips are withering. »
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<Cody> «ooc: I'm hyper. Ignore me :D »
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<Cody> «ooc: Roric: Your lips will be in full bloom in the springtime! :D »
<Roric> «ooc: *looks for deviant porn while waiting for resume* »
<Roric> «ooc: Actually, can you hold off on that a sec? I found some good stuff. :D »
<Chrys> «ooc: *looks for a pistol while waiting for resume* »
<GMStoren> The path continues to wind around the trees, as you begin to spot a few changes in the foliage. The leaves sem more golden now, like the autumn is upon you.
<Rachel> <<LOL Roric>>
<Roric> «ooc: Not a good evening, Ash? ^^; »
* Cody looks at all the flaxen-haired elves as he walks by...
<Chrys> «ooc: Yes, for several reasons. »
<Rhiana> Hmmm..I read about these forests once..never been here though...
<Cody> . o O ( Their hair...it looks a bit like mine...and their faces...? No...can't be...I'm imagining things... )
* Rahne feels humbled, and really out of place, given her current appearance.. *
<GMStoren> [Keylia] .o( I sure hope I don't screw this up... I didn't expect walking into the War Zone of all places... )
* Rachel stares at the leaves... "So beautiful..."
<Roric> «ooc: Anything reperable? »
<Chrys> «ooc: anything what? »
* Cody overhears Rachel, "Yeah...I always wanted to come here..."
<Roric> «ooc: I misspelled that. Wah. »
* Rachel rubs her neck and grins wryly at Cody. "Yeah?"
<GMStoren> [Ranger] It is beautiful. This region is actually under the eternal fall. Similar ones exist.
<Cody> Yeah... :) And now I'm here...
<Rachel> <<....the urge to kiss Cody now is overwhelming.>>
<Rachel> <<What the hell? ^^;>>
* Chrys looks at passing trees.
<GMStoren> « lol »
<Niki> «ooc: * Rachel looks away from the Ranger's butt and looks at Cody. "Did you say something?" »
* Cody smiles, looking happy suddenly, "I'm glad! Especially since I have friends to share the experience with."
<Roric> Yeah, we're a big 'appy fam'ly.
<Cody> Well, happy to share the experience with the non-sourpusses of the group. :p
* Rachel smiles faintly and then pokes Keylia gently on the elbow.
* Tori gets lost in the scenery, forgetting for a moment the need to seriously hurt Chrys.
<GMStoren> The jade-armored elves lead through a few more twists and turns, and you begin to make out the figures of tall redwoods in the distance. It seems like small dots move about them.
<Chrys> .oO(Sourpuss now? Heh. I'm glad we're getting to a town, soon..)
* Rahne is trailing behind.. scribbling in a book.. *
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Hmm? Oh, sorry rachel. I was spacing out seeing the scenery..
<Rachel> Yeah? You cool, girl?
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Just a little uptight. But I'll live. I hope we don't remain here too long, you know?
* Cody stops for a moment, bending down and picking a few wild herbs.
* Roric gives Keylia a look.
<Rachel> Yeah.. I can understand... we'll try to wrap it up quick, eh?
* Chrys catches what Keylia says and darkens a tad.
<Cody> What's wrong, Keylia? Aren't the elves like family?
<Roric> «ooc: >> Roric and Chrys thwap Cody. »
<Chrys> .oO(Some of us won't, that's for sure...)
<Cody> «ooc: ^^ That was purposely innocent. »
<GMStoren> [Keylia] It's not that. I just feel like we've already got sucked into another detour of all things... :P
<Rhiana> ..I have to agree with Keylia here.
<Cody> Yeah, well...:/ *Sighs*
* Rachel sweatdrops a bit and nods a little before looking back at Chrys curiously..
<GMStoren> [Druid] We do apologize. after this, you may be on your way.
<Roric> Y'think the Wendel blokes'll actually be able t'fix the 'ole water thin'?
<Cody> Of course! I'm sure they can...if Miss Luka thinks they can...
<Roric> Been thinkin'...whatcha gonna do then?
<GMStoren> The ground underfoot becomes softer, as you reach the first signs of strange trees. On clsoer glance, they are actually homes IN the trees, build around and inside of them for support.
<Cody> What do you mean...?
* Rachel blinks and smiles widely.. "Oh hey...that's really cool.."
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<Roric> Well, if th'Empire 'ad reason t'poison th'place, they ain't gonna be real thrilled t'see if back t'normal.
* Rahne treads lightly... her ears pressed low, feeling as though she is an intruder.. *
<Rhiana> The Empire has more important things to worry about, at the moment.
<Roric> «ooc: Roric uses more apostrophes than letters. »
<Cody> I think they won't poison it anymore...It wasn't the town itself they were after...but something in the town...
* Cody points to Rachel's sword.
<Rachel> It'd be wicked to live in a tree.. ^^
<GMStoren> You all seem to feel the dread and fog melt away as you enetr the borders of the village.
<Roric> Eh. Yer an eternal optimist. *grins at Rachel* It's a trip. Done it a few times.
<Rhiana> Right now, they are all worked up over Rachel.
<Rhiana> So Cody's town doesn't..rank up there as a top priority to them
<Roric> An' who wouldn't be? 
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Yeah.. wish it wasn't that way, Rache...
* Rachel blinks and gazes at Key curiously..
<Rhiana> I'm not, Roric..
* Roric gravitates toward the Druid. "'Ey...t'know that goblin stompin' grounds near 'ere?"
<Rhiana> I'm just...using Rachel, to a point, I guess you could say.
<GMStoren> [Keylia] It's fun, but it's also hiding from things. I'm not sure if I ever liked that kind of life.
<GMStoren> [Druid] Yes, we've had several run in with them..
* Cody looks quiet now, staring at a couple of the townspeople...
<Cody> . o O ( They're thin...like me too... )
<Rachel> Yeah... I can see how it'd be like that....you don't seem the type to hide.. ^^; More like the screaming 'I'm here!' from a mountain type. ^^;
<Rhiana> ...of course,  the elves and beastmen really don't realize..
<Roric> Apparently somethin' nasty's goin' down 'round there. So we 'eard, any'ow.
<Rhiana> if Rachel doesn't succeed, they could very well disappear...
<GMStoren> A few onlookers start forming, eyeing you curiously. But not maliciously seeing you are not of the beastial persuasion.
<Rachel> <<^^;; No PRESSURE.>>
<Niki> «ooc: <Cody> . o O ( All the males look like females...like me too... ) »
* Rachel overhears Rhiana and looks back at them..
<Rachel> ...
* Chrys nudges the Ranger
* Rhiana smiles at Rachel, "Don't worry, you're gonna succeed, I'll make sure of it."
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Haha.. yeah! Gotta face that danger!
* Rahne finds herself next to Cody, speaking very quietly.. * ...Are you okay? You look even more pale than I do...
<Rachel> Cripes. ^^; No pressure, though!
* Niki looks at the Ranger. "So, wheres the bathtub?" :D
<Cody> . o O ( Even the guys look like wom- )
<Cody> Oh!...Y...Yeah...Just thinking, s'all.
<Chrys> «ooc: -bats! »
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<GMStoren> [Ranger] Hmm? We are almost to his Eminence's dwelling.
* Rhiana shrugs, "How a person hadles pressure is what makes them a Hero, or a coward."
<Chrys> ...Good.
<Roric> «ooc: No response from sexy druid woman? »
<Rhiana> «ooc: handles. »
<Rachel> Wonderful.. ^^;
<Chrys> .oO(I don't know how much longer I can take this random pointless bullshit that the rest of the group randomly spouts. Philosophical, my ass...)
<GMStoren> [Druid] Is that residue from their attack? It seems like cooking oil. Youw ere not boiled alive I trsust?
* Rahne nods, stil speaking quietly, almost a whisper. * I know the thinking thing well, myself..
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
* Cody nods slowly, "Yeah..."
<Roric> Not so worried 'bout th'goblins as 'bout some other shit...magic was goin' all wacky down 'ere for a bit.
* Chrys then glances at the druid. "Not quite, but close. That's not important at the moment, regardless."
<GMStoren> You pass a efw houses, getting much more concentrated... eventually reaching a pillar of fine stone, carved with many runes, atop which a green fire burns.
<Cody> . o O ( ...It makes no sense...it can't be right...Mom and Dad would tell me...even if we had to hide it from the townspeple...and Mom and Dad are buxom! Not thin, like the elves! It has to be some mistake...! )
<Chrys> «ooc: augh »
<Rachel> << AUGH CODY>>
<Rachel> <<Your dad is BUXOM!? ;_;>>
<Cody> «ooc: What O_o »
<Chrys> «ooc: <Cody> Muh daddy have titties. :o »
<GMStoren> [Druid] Unusual energy is creeping into the forest.. Dryad seem distant.
<Cody> «ooc: Oh...well...fat...you know. I guess squatty would work better. Gahd dammit. »
<Niki> «ooc: ROTFL. »
<GMStoren> « haha »
<Cody> «ooc: SHUT UP! ;_; »
<Cody> «ooc: I small ;_; »
<Niki> «ooc: Fry mah hide! »
<Cody> «ooc: Uh...guess rotund? Boxy! BOXY! That's it! »
<Rachel> <<*struggles not to spit her chocolate milk all over her keyboard from laughing*>>
<Roric> Don' know nothin' bout that either, eh? Damn.
* Cody is looking very withdrawn and pale. ^^:
* Rachel is silent now, gazing about her..
<GMStoren> There is an old man, his hands clasped in prayer before it. the trails of his titanium beard falls to the ground he stand on, green robes framing an aging body.
* Rhiana looks at Cody, "Somethin' wrong, Cody?"
<GMStoren> « er elf :) »
* Chrys is looking very withdrawn and perturbed. :p
<Cody> N...nothing...I'll be okay.
<Cody> Just thinking on what you said, is all...
<Roric> «ooc: Locke, please draw me a buxom Cody. :D »
<Cody> «ooc: Uh. NO »
<GMStoren> The two elf chaperones halt, and salute respectively.
* Rhiana snickers, "okay..sure."
<Chrys> «ooc: Locke, please draw me a buxom Cody. :D »
* Roric waves.
<Cody> «ooc: ...This is going to turn into a smut thing, isn't it? »
<GMStoren> [Ranger] We have refugees for an attack. One of them is our kin.
* Rachel keeps her normal spot next to Keylia but edges a little ahead, intrigued. ^^
<GMStoren> « er from »
<GMStoren> Keylia halts, looking the old man over as he turns slowly.
* Rhiana stands looking all tall and stuff
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] Yes. I am aware of that, Thalos. You may return to your scouting posts.
<Roric> «ooc: Now THIS part demands Chop Chop Master Onion music. »
<Roric> «ooc: *puts it on* »
<GMStoren> [Ranger] Yes sir.
* Rahne keeps her ears pressed low, and her tail as still as she can.. *
<Cody> «ooc: Rahne: Can't wag tail...clowns'll eat me... »
<GMStoren> The druid bows and follows her partner. "Please show the old one your respect."
<Rahne> << ^^; >.
<Cody> . . . .
<Chrys> «ooc: o/~ Kick, punch, you all remember! Chop Chop back again, yes forever! o/~ »
* Chrys steps back, letting the party do the talking for once.
<GMStoren> The elder elf steps a bit closer, looking at Keylia and returning her inquistive glance with amber eyes.
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Nice to meet you Sylvanos. I'd bow, but my necks a little stiff from sending those beasties packing. ;)
<Cody> «ooc: Dances to "What the Forest Taught Me" ^^ »
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] It would seem you are quite the fighter, as well as your companions. I have seen you before, sister, but I cannot place the where nor the when.
* Rachel lets Keylia do the talking.. ^^
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] I do mourn the souls of those beasts... I cannot help but feel something is inciting them to perform these deeds of thievery and violence..
<Tori> <<To backtrack a sec and save me from having to draw cody with implants- technically, "buxom" could be correct after all..looking up the specific definition, it's generally said of woman but kinda non-gender specific, and it just means "large and hearty", or "evidencing good health and spirits".>>
* Cody lets Keylia and everyone else doing the talking...
<Cody> «ooc: THANK YOU TORI »
<Cody> «ooc: I LOVE YOU! *KISS!* PLatonically! »
<Roric> «ooc: Okay, draw me Cody with big tits then. »
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] A mere decade ago we were peaceful neighbors, exchanging words of kindness, and not the shafts and blades of a weapon.
<Cody> «ooc: He will do no such thing! »
<Chrys> «ooc: CODY HAS BUXOM PARENTS BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN WATCHING THE SMUT IN THE AIR »
* Roric lets Keylai do the talking.
<Chrys> «ooc: Erh, sorry »
<Cody> «ooc: Cody's parents are jsut large and hearty :P »
<Rahne> << I've a dictionary from 1912 here, it defines Buxom in one word, "plump". >>
<GMStoren> [Keylia] It's a real sad state of affairs, isn't it? I'd help you guys out and everything, but we've got an important reasons for being here.
<Roric> «ooc: This isn't 1912. ^_~ »
<GMStoren> « er -an »
<GMStoren> « talk guys. :) »
<Roric> «ooc: No! We're all letting Keylia talk! »
* Cody would talk, but doesn't seem to be paying attention...gazing around the town and the inhabitants.
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] The plants spoke of the fact your feet point to Wendel. Is this so?
<Cody> «ooc: Our feet are compasess!? :D »
* Rhiana nods, "Sure is."
* Rahne remains silent, just not wanting to draw any attention to herself.. *
<Roric> «ooc: Augh, it's Mary! »
<Cody> «ooc: Mary? ^^ »
<Roric> «ooc: ...wait, nobody knows what the hell I'm talking about. »
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] For what reasons do you seek the City of Light. You do not seem overly malicious.
<Cody> (quietly) I need to save my hometown...
<Roric> «ooc: @_@ It *is* mAry! »
* Chrys rolls his eyes, mouthing Cody's words exactly.
<Rhiana> To purify the water in Cody's hometown.
<Chrys> .oO(I know, I've heard it before...)
* Cody gives Chrys a look, his eyes pale and his eyes a bit...haunted?
<Niki> .oO( I wanna take a bath.  Can't the old fart and Keylia hurry up. :/ )
<GMStoren> The elf leader steps forward more, right up to Cody.
* Cody turns back to the elf leader.
<Cody> «ooc: Eyes = face :p »
<Roric> I'm just 'eadin' there t'look up some chicks I used ta know.
<Cody> «ooc: I really really suck today :D »
* Chrys doesn't seem to notice, seemingly in his own little world.
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] ...what is the name of your town?
<Cody> Kippo, Sir.
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] There have not been many elves to leave this forest, but some of our kin reside in Pandora's boundaries...
* Cody 's eyes widen, "Sir...what are you suggesting, exactly...? I ...I don't follow..."
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] I sense you carry with you kinship with us. One of your forefathers was of elven descent.
<Roric> «ooc: HA HA CODY IS A GIRLY ELF »
<Cody> «ooc: ^_^ Explains a lot, doesn't it? »
<Roric> «ooc: I'm just kidding, he's really pretty fat. I mean buxom. »
* Cody 's face pales even more, "N...No...that's...impossible...my parent's are human...I'm..."
<Cody> «ooc: You guys are so mean :/ »
* Roric blinks.
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] It is quite diluted, but it is present. Your story must be a long and complciated one, cousin.
<Roric> «ooc: Only because we love you. :D »
<Cody> «ooc: Bull! :D »
<Roric> «ooc: Well, okay, yeah. »
<Cody> «ooc: :P »
<Chrys> «ooc: Well, me and Heather love you! :O »
<GMStoren> [Keylia] So Cody's elven? get outta here!
<Cody> I...Impossible...
* Rachel raises an eyebrow..
<Cody> They would have told me....Do...Do you know how...elven I am...?
<Roric> «ooc: <Rachel> .oO( Elf three-way...mm. ) »
<Cody> I mean...half elf...quarter elf...? (Cody shakes his head)
<Roric> Yer thinkin' too 'ard, bloke.
<Roric> Does it really matter?
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] It is not a direct relation... but it is strong. You are not far removed.
<Rahne> Cody's not an elf..  I'm not one to talk about pointy ears...  but don't people with any amount of elven blood usually have pointy ears?
<Roric> «ooc: I wish I had this skill... "I sense...your ancestors are from Iowa! The Iowa blood runs strong in your veins, young one..." »
<Cody> «ooc: Har har har! :D »
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] It does not always manifest physically in the ears. It can also influence development, and other appearance attributes, or extend age.. the mixing of blood is not an exact form of magic.
<Niki> «ooc: The force is strong in this one. »
* Cody chuckles darkly, "So that's why I'm so effiminate. Ah. Makes sense now."
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Aw Cody.. you're plenty of man to me... ^_-
* Rachel frowns..
* Rahne looks miserable.. * No, Cody... don't say such things...
<GMStoren> Sylvanos paces a bit...
* Cody shakes his head, "I'm sorry...this isn't about me anyway."
<Cody> It's about getting to Wendel...
* Roric grins. "So that's the bee in yer bonnet, eh? I'll take ya ta a bar when we get t'Wendel...th'booze there'll grow 'air on yer chest."
<Chrys> ...
<Cody> . o O ( I'm a effiminate half breed...pratically a mutt... )
<GMStoren> « lol »
* Cody can't help but blush a bit, "Ah...erhm..."
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] I cannot but realize some force brought you here... things happen for a reason.
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] I have a request of you all.
<Roric> .oO( Lovely. )
<Cody> Y...Yes sir?
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] Please follow me to the hall and I will explain...
<Rhiana> ...a request, huh
<Niki> Hey, what about that bath I was promised?
<Rachel> <<*gets rid of her girlfriend* Yippee. ^^;>>
<GMStoren> The wizened elf turns to the side, and walks down a cobbled path to a low but rather long building between several oaks..
<Cody> «ooc: You got rid of Py? ^^: Wa? »
* Cody looks pale and miserable...
<Roric> «ooc: *becomes a turnip* WA! WA! WA! »
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] I will allow you to rest, but we must discuss this matter.
<Rachel> <<Phone ;P S'okay ^^ I hear>>
<Rachel> <<Here>>
<Cody> «ooc: Hear hear! »
* Rahne stays near Cody.. *
* Rachel drops back to touch Cody's shoulder..
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Just great....
<GMStoren> Keylia begrudgingly follows.
* Cody flinches away, and walks ahead...
<GMStoren> « I need to afk for a minute.. »
* Chrys follows quite a bit behind the rest of the party...
<Cody> «ooc: Should we still keep going? ^^; »
<GMStoren> « I suppose. :) Just a sec. »
<Cody> I can't...I'm sorry....not now...I need to be alone for a moment...
* Rachel nods.. "I understand. It's cool.."
<Cody> . o O ( What other lies have my parents told me...? )
<Niki> «ooc: That your male. »
* Rachel rubs her nose and notices Chrys trailing...she heads back to him. "Hey..?"
<Cody> «ooc: well, he sorta has a willie :P »
<Niki> «ooc: Super glue? »
<Roric> «ooc: Only sorta, though. »
<Cody> «ooc: ... »
<Rachel> <<Leave him alone!>>
* Chrys looks up darkly. "Hm...?"
<Roric> «ooc: Awww....okay. »
<Rachel> You okay..?
<Cody> «ooc: Gets really annoyed and just ignores you all. »
<Chrys> ...Of course.
* Chrys goes back to staring at the ground.
* Rachel blinks a few times..
* Rachel gazes at Chrys for a moment and then turns, heading back to the front of the group...
<Cody> . o O ( Maybe I'll find out I really am a woman and was a tragic victim of a gender switching spell. Imagine that...! )
<Rachel> . o O (Wow. For once I'm not the one ready to have a nervous breakdown.. ^^;)
<Cody> «ooc: Rachel:....Yay me! »
<Roric> «ooc: *casts Aura Wave on Rachel so she doesn't feel left out* »
<Rachel> <<Rachel kills her puppy. "Ah, there we go. Nervous breakdown time!">>
* Rachel lets her gaze drift along the scenery and she inhales deeply..
* Rahne feeling lost.. takes a deep breath, and heads after Cody.. *
<Cody> «ooc: Rachel: Oh no you don't! *Heads after cody too!* »
<Rachel> <<lol ;)>>
<Cody> . . .
<Rachel> <<Nah, he needs space, she accepts that :o>>
<Chrys> «ooc: Rahne is clingy! »
* Rahne peers around a corner, finding him. * ...Cody?
<Cody> ...Yes...?
<Niki> «ooc: <Rahne> Sucky sucky 10 dolla? »
<Rachel> Meanwhile, the urge to climb an oak is overwhelming.
* Rachel rubs her hands together a little. ^^;
* Rahne takes a deep breath, and falls towards him, curling her arms around him. * Oh Cody... don't be so down.. don't look so dark.. No matter what happens, you're still yourself. Nothing can change that.
<Roric> «ooc: That really should go on the "banned quote" list along with everything from Austin Powers and the MP & the Holy Grail. »
<GMStoren> « OK, back. »
<Rachel> <<O_o OH come ON! Hallmark MUCH?!>>
* Cody blinks a little. O_o
<Cody> ...You don't care...? O_o
<Rachel> <<Djgjseg>>
<Roric> «ooc: *considers having Roric offer to let Rachel climb his oak, but probably isn't in the area and it's a little bit OOC* »
<Cody> «ooc: Rachel! Beheading is in this year. :) »
<Rachel> <<LOL!>>
<Rachel> <<Damn you all ;)>>
<GMStoren> You all reach the hall, bending down under an overhanging branch.. all but Niki that is. ^^
<Rachel> <<Keylia! Can I hug you?! ;_;>>
<Niki> «ooc: Yay! »
* Rahne sniffs, and looks him straight in the eye.. * I have a weird tail and ears, I'm all matted and smudged. * Rahne stifles a small laugh. * I would think you'd be worried about having a grimy girl clinging to you. ^^:
<Cody> «ooc: Keylia: NO! I need personal space! WHY ARE YOU SO CLINGY, RAChEL!? Rachel: But Rahne....but rahne! Keylia: Rahne is teddy bear cute! You are hippo cute! That is not hug worthy! Rachel: ... ;_; »
<Rachel> <<LOL!!!>>
<Rachel> <<Oh my god ;_;>>
<GMStoren> The elf stops, and turns.
<Chrys> ...
* Rachel gazes at the elf solemnly.
* Cody 's face looks slightly happier, only slightly. He nods a bit, "Thank you, Rahne..."
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] Before we talk, please proceed down to your right and get freshened up. I would not deny you this simple pleasure before serious matters.
<Cody> «ooc: Simple sensual pleasures! »
<Roric> Oh goody, m'makeup's a mess.
<Niki> «ooc: Damnit, the one thing Niki was looking for and everyone else finds it first. »
<Chrys> ...There'll be no need on my part.
* Rachel looks at Roric oddly. ^^;
<Cody> Hey...look. Did you hear? Looks like you'll get your bath. :)
* Rahne is still hugging Cody.. * I... I guess.. that he probably wants us to go get cleaned up.
<GMStoren> The hall splits into three junctures here, right, left, and the direction Sylvanos walks forward in, through some sturdy wooden doors, woven with silver patterns.
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Bout time... ^^
<Rachel> Aww, what, no hot springs? ;) 
<Cody> I'll be okay...you've been waiting a long time for this...Go on...
*** Windstar (Windstar@cs2716-167.austin.rr.com) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
* Rahne disentangles herself from Cody.. *
<GMStoren> « That sounds wrong. :) »
<Rachel> <<* Rahne trips and impales herself on a really sharp sharp rock.>>
<Cody> «ooc: You wish, Hippo! ;D »
<Rachel> <<Grr ^^; I am not a hippo, girly boy!>>
* Rahne looks at him sternly. * If.. well.. * Rahne sighs. *
<Cody> «ooc: Yaay :D »
* Chrys leans against the wall and waits, knowing there'll be time to bathe later.
<Cody> I'll be okay....go...
* Cody tries to smile.
<Chrys> ...Cody, go. They want you to.
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Cody, you need to take a bath jsuta s badly as us.. what kinda eleven example you setting? ;)
* Cody 's face darkens at Keylia's words.
<Rachel> <<I'm not eleven! I'm twelve and a half!>>
<Cody> ...You're right. I'm sorry.
<GMStoren> Keylia frowns a bit.
* Cody walks inside without another word.
<Roric> «ooc: ha ha, Cody's going to go batshit and try to kill everyone now. »
<GMStoren> [Keylia] hey, don't take it like that, Cody..
* Rachel shakes her head a little, watching Cody..
* Rahne leans forward.. * Don't ever forget who you are. I... It's important... really important. * Rahne lays a quick kiss right on his lips, quickly pulling back, her cheeks tinged red, and runs off to the baths! *
<Rachel> <<O_o!>>
<Rachel> <<HAHAHAH!>>
<Roric> «ooc: O_o! »
<Cody> «ooc: But he left! O_o »
<Rachel> <<* RAHNE FALLS ON HER FACE>>
<Rahne> << Agh!  Lag! >>
<Rachel> <<TAKE THAT YOU FUZZY BITCH! ;)>>
<Rahne> << I blame lag. ;_; >>
<GMStoren> ooc aww....
<Cody> «ooc: Poor Rahne! You can kiss him some other time! Strike that. ^^; »
<GMStoren> « You sure? »
<Rahne> << And she worked so hard to get up to that point. ^^; >>
<GMStoren> « * had a statement all prepped.. ^^ »
<Cody> «ooc: Oh okay ^^ »
* Cody stops and wideyes. O_o
<GMStoren> The room falls silent for a second, Cody stopping dead in his tracks as he realized what just happened. :o
* Roric watches with bemused interest and mild surprise.
<Cody> ...Did she just....? 
<Rachel> ....
<Chrys> .oO(Grah. Get a room, you idiots.)
<Roric> «ooc: BIG FIGHT! »
<Roric> «ooc: SMASH! SMASH! »
* Rhiana raises an eyebrow
* Cody blushes crimson, and rushes inside without another word!
* Rachel 's eyes flash with pain for a second and she turns to follow Rahne, clenching her hands.
<Roric> «ooc: yay! Strangle her! »
<Cody> «ooc: KILL! WHoo! I want to see this! »
<Rahne> << Here comes my beating. ^^; >>
<Cody> «ooc: We've got time!I want to seeee thissss! »
<GMStoren> Keylia ruffles her hair. "Hoo boy..."
<Rachel> <<LOL.. Keylia sighs. "Oh god, Rahne is dead meat.">>
<GMStoren> Keylia goes in the direction of the baths as well.
<Tori> *mumbles* the plot thickens..
* Roric raises an eyebrow as Keylia moves to follow. "Sure y'wanna go in there?"
<GMStoren> « I wasn't expecting this o_o »
<Rachel> <<lol... everyone wants Rachel to pound into Rahne. ^^;>>
<Chrys> .oO(Idiots. Rachel needs to learn to get over that boy... all he's doing is hurting her... Heh. Kinda like me.)
<Cody> «ooc: Neither was I! »
<Cody> «ooc: O_o »
<Rachel> <<^^ I love you, Ash.>>
<Niki> «ooc: <GMStoren> --Meanwhile-- <Niki> I wanna take a bath. ;_; <GMStoren --Okay, enough of that. Back to the hawt action!-- »
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<Cody> «ooc: Hawwwwwwwwwt »
<Roric> «ooc: *snickers* »
<GMStoren> [Keylia] *slows* Don't worry Roric...
* Rhiana folds her arms . o O (Gonna have to talk to Rachel later, I can see it now...)
<Rachel> <<O_o lol, what? What does Rhi want? To confess her love for me too? O_O>>
<Rhiana> «ooc: Wouldn't you love that :P »
<Roric> I never worry. Jus' get concerned.
<Cody> «ooc: LOL! »
<Rhiana> «ooc: ...wouldn't Ash love that, he could watch :o »
<GMStoren> « Cutscene time. we need to see this. »
<Rachel> <<*cracks her knuckles...*>>
<Cody> «ooc: HAHAH! Bitch fight! Bitch fight! Throw her against the lockers! »
* Chrys hums to himself. (q) "We can't afford to be innocent..."
<GMStoren> -- Meanwhile, in the hall otuside the bath chambers...--
<Cody> «ooc: Yay! Invincible :D »
<Rachel> <<Papa Roach - Thrown Away. ;)>>
<GMStoren> Rachel catches up to the fleeing Rahne just as she ducks into a changing room... :/
* Rachel narrows her eyes and pauses for a second before following Rahne quietly into the changing room.
<Niki> «ooc: <Rachel> You bitch! I kill you! >_< »
* Rahne is inside, leaning against a wall, breathing heavily.. *
<GMStoren> « Oh God... this is tense.. :o »
<Roric> «ooc: *reads bondage yaoi in the meantime* »
<Cody> «ooc: Bites her fingernails! :O »
* Rachel closes the door, locking it.
<Roric> «ooc: Hehe. Rachel is fun. »
* Rahne looks up, warily looking at Rachel.. *
<GMStoren> Keylia gets to the door, just to have it lock in her face. -_-
* Rachel glares faintly at Rahne, hands clenched shut.
<Rachel> <<lol ;) Poor Key ^^;>>
<Niki> «ooc: <Rahne> I'm sorry <Rachel> Mwahahaha... *Rahne shrivels up to a corner. <Rachel> Where's my kiss? ;) »
* Rahne looks up at Rachel, trembling.. *
* Rachel closes her eyes and suddenly sighs, the tension seeming to seep from her...
<Cody> «ooc: The dreaded Tremble defense has turned Rachel to jelly! »
<Rachel> <<lol ;)>>
<Roric> «ooc: Awww. Beat her up! »
<GMStoren> « Ogh... »
<Rachel> Rahne...
* Rahne leans back agains the wall, sliding down to the floor... * Oh. Miss Rachel.. I... I...
<Cody> «ooc: *resists a sex joke* »
* Rachel shakes her head and heads to Rahne's side, kneeling beside her.. "....it's alright...."
<Rachel> <<Surprised Key isn't thudding on the door ;)>>
* Rahne 's eyes start to fill with tears.. * ..Is it? I.. I know you... you..
<GMStoren> Keylia presses a long, slim ear to the door, listening...
<Rahne> I didn't mean to..  It's just, I.. I..
<Rachel> Rahne..
<Rachel> Don't ever regret doing that....he needs you....d'you understand?
<Niki> «ooc: Have Rachel say that she doesn't wanna fight while beating the crap out of Rahne. »
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<GMStoren> « EVIL ^^ »
<Rahne> ..but what about you?
* Rahne is still shaking.. *
* Rachel 's voice gets a pained tone and she looks away... "Screw me. He doesn't need me, Rahne. Alright? He doesn't. You and him....you're meant for each other. He'll see that with time."
<Rachel> <<Aw man.>>
<GMStoren> « Rachel... :o »
<Cody> «ooc: ;_; »
<Rahne> ..I..
<Roric> «ooc: Keylia hears "Screw me...Rahne...Alright?" »
<GMStoren> « lol »
<Cody> «ooc: hehe! :) »
* Rachel looks at Rahne again and touches her cheek. "Listen. Don't be so upset...it's alright."
<GMStoren> « /key Hmm.. make up sex. ^^ »
<Rahne> You...  you could always.. do.. what I thought you were going to.
<GMStoren> « ;) »
<Rachel> And no..
<Rahne> ..I won't stop you..  I don't think I could..
<Rachel> I won't..
<Rachel> It won't do anything besides make him hate me..
<Rachel> <<Wow, Storen, you know I'm into this when I'm too sad to react to that :p>>
<Cody> «ooc: Hmms and ponders things. »
<GMStoren> « Indeed. »
<GMStoren> « Take your time you two. I love this. »
<Rahne> I..  I never meant to hurt you, Miss Rachel..
<Rahne> I knew you'd hated me.. but never did I ever mean to... to..
<Rachel> No..
<Rachel> I don't hate you..
<Rachel> I can't. I want to.
<Rachel> But I just can't.
<Rahne> ..You're so strong, Miss Rachel..
<Rhiana> «ooc: Sure you can :D »
<Roric> «ooc: Nooo! Don't fall under her spell! Hate her! ;_; It's hard, but you have to try! »
<GMStoren> « lol »
<Rachel> <<LOL Roric O_o>>
<Rachel> Rahne....I wish you knew how wrong you are about that...
<Rachel> <<* Cody blinks and finds Keylia at the door O_o "What are you doing?">>
<Roric> «ooc: * Cody affirms his manhood, then enters the woman's baths. »
* Rahne wipes away a tear.. * No.. I have faith in you.. no matter what happens, Miss Rachel... you are strong..
<Chrys> «ooc: <Keylia> Listening to our girlfriends having sex. »
<GMStoren> « *snickers as the seriosuness begins to fall apart* ^^ »
<Roric> «ooc: Must...suppress...OOC »
* Rachel stands a grabs a towel, offering it to Rahne.. "...don't regret it, Rahne.. I mean that...he's a great guy...he deserves someone like you..."
<Rachel> <<and.>>
<Chrys> «ooc: <Rachel> And so do I. :o DO ME! »
* Rahne accepts the towel, and hugs it.. *
<Rachel> ....I...
<Cody> «ooc: I feel like such a jerk OOCLY now ^_^; »
* Rachel 's voice breaks..
* Rachel swallows hard and heads for the door..
* Rahne gets to her feet.. * Miss Rachel..
<Rachel> <<Keylia falls in when Rachel opens it :o>>
* Rachel freezes, hand on the handle...
<Rhiana> «ooc: Rachel swallows heads hard? »
<Rachel> <<Finger Eleven - Drag You Down....to reflect Rachel's mood.>>
<GMStoren> Keylia backstaps once, and swallows a bit before coughing loudly. :P
* Rahne gulps. * ...I'll..
* Rahne stumbles for words. *
* Rachel hears the cough and glances over her shoulder...
<Rahne> I don't know what to say..
<Cody> «ooc: Rahne: ...loveyoulongtime! ;_; »
<Rachel> ......
* Rachel unlocks the door quickly and walks out.
<GMStoren> [Keylia] *in an innocent voice* ...Yanno, if this room is occupied, I'll go somewhere..ack!
* Rahne remains standing there, holding the towel.. watching Rachel go.. *
* Rachel blinks at Keylia and gives her a somewhat dead smile. "Ha ha. Go on in, huh?"
* Rachel gives her a thumbs up and heads off..
<Cody> «ooc: hmm...AxeBringStorm doesn't really fit this scene ^^ »
<Roric> «ooc: Watch Rachel go kill herself now. Then Cody and Rahne kill themselves too out of guilt. »
<GMStoren> Keylia recovers, watching Rachel go. "Yeah.. I'll keep it warm for you..." She trails off.
<Rachel> <<warm for me O_o>>
<Rahne> << I can't begin to convey how terrible Rahne feels.. >>
<Chrys> «ooc: What, the bath or her loins? :O »
<Niki> «ooc: both! »
<Roric> «ooc: Eh, Rahne's so mopey all the time there's not much perceptible difference between mopey and more mopey. ^_~ To Roric, at least. »
<Chrys> «ooc: la la la this is terrific. Rahne, Cody, and Rachel are all emotionally fucked up, and Chrys is selfishly moping, thinking "fuck 'em all". »
<GMStoren> Keylia looks over to Rahne, and bites her nail a bit...
<Rachel> <<LOL!>>
<Rachel> <<Key: So...uh....read any good books lately?>>
<Cody> «ooc: Key is Kuja! »
* Rahne looks reservedly at Keylia.. * ...Will Miss Rachel be okay?
<Roric> «ooc: Kuja is sexier. »
<Rachel> <<Sure, she's just wonderful ;) She's the queen of gay thoughts :D>>
<Rahne> I can't help but think I tore out her heart and stepped on it.. -_-
<GMStoren> [Keylia] These things happen Rahne..we all deal with it in our own ways...
<Rahne> ..do things like this always cause such pain..?
<Chrys> «ooc: <Rachel> Wah! Cody dumped me! Make me feel like a woman, Tori! »
<Cody> «ooc: Keylia: Rachel will deal with it by eating mass qaunties of buttered toffee ice cream until she is buxom. Rahne: Uh...don't you mean boxy? Keylia: Yeah yeah yeah... »
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<Roric> «ooc: I could see Rachel + Tori. »
<Rachel> <<Christ>>
<Cody> «ooc: I couold too ^^ »
<Rhiana> «ooc: I could see Rachel with anyone, she's a slut :D »
<Cody> «ooc: Bad Rhiana! We're supposed to be supportive! »
<Rachel> <<*bristles* Excuse me you two bit whore?>>
<Chrys> «ooc: I could see Rhiana with anyone, too! But only for money! »
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Matters of the heart aren't like swinging a sword... guess it takes a different kind of warrior to fight that battle.
<Rahne> << Fie.  Rachel's a noble, valliant and kind person.  She didn't kill me.>>
<Rhiana> «ooc: Damn straight, my pie is worth every penny too, buckwheat. »
<Rachel> <<Thanks, Baha.>>
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Aw, don't worry.. she's the Hero after all... you get cleaned up and think about sweettalking the eleves, Rahne. ^^
<Cody> «ooc: Keylia: And it ain't Rachel. Rachel: GODS SHUT UP! I KICK YOU IN THE SHINS. :D »
<Roric> «ooc: I was kinda hoping for blood, actually. :/ »
<GMStoren> « er elves »
* Rahne << hugs you. * Sorry, J.. :/ >>
<Rachel> <<S'okay...>>
<GMStoren> « That took strength, rache. I'm happy you did that. :) »
<Rachel> <<Yeah...>>
<Rahne> Sweettalking the elves, Miss Keylia?
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Diplomatic stuff. You know.
<Rahne> << I am thinking the cut may wish to be ended, too.  I feel bad, since I kinda managed to screw most everyone else out of a good chunk of session. :( >>
* Rahne nods.. *
<Rachel> <<I should've beaten her up.>>
<GMStoren> [Keylia] You're strong too Rahne.. don't ever think otherwise. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get this goo off before it's bonded to me for life...
<Cody> «ooc: *feels really lousy* »
<GMStoren> « Hmm.. how shall i pick up with everyone.. post cleanup? »
<Rahne> Kay...  I should do the same, I suppose..
<Roric> «ooc: Wow, the IC mood is contagious. »
<Rachel> <<Sure.>>
<Rahne> << I'm surprised you didn't thrash me.  I fully expected it. :/ >>
<Roric> «ooc: Baha wants Rahne to get beat on. :o »
<Rachel> <<Heh. Guess she's not the Ice Bitch everyone believes...>>
<Rhiana> «ooc: Then you won't mind what I do to you later, *cracks whip* »
<Rahne> << You can always clobber me in a back alley sometime. :) >>
<GMStoren> Time passes after the exchange, as everyone manages to make themselves presentable for the elf council. Sheeding the dirt and grime makes you feel lighter, and refreshed.. HP/MP restored!
<Niki> «ooc: Even me? ;) »
<Roric> «ooc: Rahne needs to find other ways to deal with guilt than getting beat up by the people she screwed over. :P »
<Chrys> «ooc: How about getting screwed by the people she beat up? »
<Roric> «ooc: Still, if you do decide to have a stoush, I'd pay to see that. »
<Roric> «ooc: *laughs* »
<GMStoren> You all assemble in the antechamber, but Cody is absent.
<Roric> «ooc: That was cool, anyhow. »
* Rhiana does the Rhiana thing, leans up against a far wall, looking as her usual self.
* Rahne feels really nervous, and glances about.. *
* Roric hangs back far enough as to be unobtrusive.
* Cody quietly heads inside, closing a door behind him softly.
<Rhiana> «ooc: Beastiality O_o »
* Rachel has her arms crossed over her chest as she waits by herself away from the others a little..
<GMStoren> Keylia looks left and right for the missing Cody. "Where could he be? Oh.. right on time, Cody." ;)
* Rahne watches Cody.. a slight blush returning to her cheeks.. *
<Cody> Hey...sorry I'm late...
* Chrys still smells like oil, and it's all the more obvious now that you've all washed it off your own bodies.
* Rhiana looks over at Rachel, "Thought I had the monopoly on being alone in the background."
* Rachel doesn't seem to hear Rhiana..
<Rachel> <<Or it's just selective hearing :o>>
* Cody walks over to Rachel and waves at her a little, "Hey...what are you doing over here...? Something wrong?"
* Chrys isn't really alone in the background, he's just blending into the wall really well.
* Rhiana shrugs, "Have it your way, dear."
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Chrys, why are you still like that? You wanna make a bad first impression?
* Roric finds himself without many people to hide behind, as everyone's doing the dark-stranger-in-the-corner thing.
<Cody> Rachel...?
<Rachel> Huh..? Oh...
<Rachel> No, I'm okay..
<Rachel> How're you?
<Cody> I'm a little better...
* Cody looks at Rachel as if he KNOWS she's lying through her teeth.
* Rhiana snickers to herself,
<Rachel> That's really good, Cody...I was worried a bit there.
* Rachel tries not to meet Cody's gaze.
<Cody> Thanks...I'll be okay...
<Chrys> ...First, last, what's it matter? I'll clean up later. Besides, I'm sure you people's time in the baths was the normal fun-filled angstfest...
<GMStoren> There's a soft knock on the doors.
<Cody> ...Why aren't you looking at me, Rachel? Did I do something wrong?
* Tori stands in his regulr clothes, his cloak folded over his arm as it dries out from its washing.
<Rachel> No, Cody....seriously...we're cool... I'm just in a bit of a mood..
* Rachel blinks at the doors.. "Someone gonna answer that?"
<Cody> Sorry to hear that...chin up, kay? ^^ I'll try to be a little cheerier too....
* Rhiana looks at Tori, "What's gonna happen next on our little group of daily talk show rejects?"
<GMStoren> They part after a moment, as a young elven girl with long hair a familiar shade of strawberry blonde, and wearing a soft pink dress pokes her head in.
* Rachel flashes Cody a strained smile. "Yeah...thanks.."
<Rachel> <<Can I sleep with her? ;)>>
<Rachel> <<Christ, she had to be strawberry blonde, too ;)>>
<Cody> ... O_o
<Roric> «ooc: You can sleep with anyone if you believe in yourself! »
<Cody> . o O ( I HAVE A SISTER NOW?! O_O )
<GMStoren> [Elf Girl] Excuse me, but are you going to meet with my father?
<Chrys> .oO(Oh, look, it's Cody's little sister, Colette.)
<Cody> . o O ( Erhm. No. ^^; She just...wow....she looks like me. )
<GMStoren> « lol »
<Cody> «ooc: SHUT UP CHRYS! ^^; »
* Rachel blinks a little and gazes at the girl for a moment, arching an eyebrow...
* Cody looks stupified.
<GMStoren> Keylia does likewise as Rachel.
<Rhiana> ...this is getting pretty sad.
<Rachel> <<lol ;) >>
<Rachel> <<As Key and Rachel compete for the girl :o Aw god! Not again!>>
<Rahne> I cannot say, Miss... perhaps the better question still, is, is your Father going to meet with us?
<GMStoren> The girl looks at you all, touching a hand to her cheek. "Is there something on my face? Why are you all staring?"
<Cody> «ooc: BTW Rachel! Because love is a chocolate and everyone likes penguins! »
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<Rachel> <<LOL!>>
* Roric watches everyone else with detatched interest, swigging from his wineskin.
* Chrys is quite obviously staring at his feet now. :p
* Cody still looks stupified.
<GMStoren> [Elf Girl] Yes, we're all waiting for you. I'm his daughter, Elmira...
<Rhiana> «ooc: <Ace and Gary> What is everyone looking at? <Everyone> NOTHING! »
<Rachel> <<...>>
<Rachel> <<Elmira??>>
<Roric> «ooc: What's wrong with Elmira? »
<Niki> «ooc: She's gonna take Rahne away and she's gonna love her, and hold her, and hug her, and kiss her, etc... »
<Cody> «ooc: LOL! Elmira: CODY! IMPREGNAT ME WITH YOUR SUPER SPERM! AND YOU TOO< GLEN! »
<Rahne> Well, assuming I am permitted to speak with the group, I believe we're ready to meet him, Miss Elmira.
<GMStoren> « the one who is looked at. :) »
<Rhiana> «ooc: She's not gonna wanna hug and kiss Rahne and Meria to death is she?" »
<Rachel> <<^^;>>
<Rahne> << with = for. >>
<Rachel> Yes...we're ready..
<Cody> «ooc: It's a CTRPG joke. ^^;;; »
<Rachel> <<Yeah ^^;>>
<Cody> ...You ...look a lot like me...
* Rhiana pulls her hat down, since she's being ignored anyway.
<GMStoren> [Elmira] *looks to Cody* Are you alright, sir?
<Cody> Ah-! Erhm. Yes, I'm fine...
<Cody> . o O ( ...Now I look like a princess. A girl. My life sucks. )
<GMStoren> She stops to consider Cody... blinking.
<Rachel> <<LOL!>>
* Cody blushes a bit under her stare.
<GMStoren> [Elmira] We do share some traits.. perhaps we are distant relatives? I have not met anyone with that particular shade of hair..
* Rachel moves from Cody's side and wanders over beside Keylia, waiting for them to move..
<Rhiana> «ooc: <Cody> its..like a total dye job, I swear »
* Chrys doesn't move one damn bit.
<Cody> R...Relatives...?
<GMStoren> [Keylia] ERm. Anyway.. Sylvanos.. talk.. now?
<Cody> Maybe...I'm not sure of anything anymore...
* Rhiana keeps to herself still, pulling out a picture and looking at it
<Rachel> Yep. Let's go talk.. 
<GMStoren> Elmira shrinks back. "Yes, yes, please come inside."
* Cody nods slowly.
<Chrys> «ooc: <Rhiana> Damn, I'm sexy without any clothes. »
* Rachel heads inside..
<GMStoren> « lol »
* Roric offers Rachel his wineskin. "Make your problems go 'way?"
<Rhiana> «ooc: Not THOSE pictures. I already looked at those in the bath :o »
<Chrys> «ooc: the scary thing being that'd be perfectly IC for an Enygma char. ;) »
<Rachel> ....
* Rachel quietly accepts the wineskin and takes a drink..
<GMStoren> YOu go through the doors, entering a wide room, with several elder elves, probably over a century old, sitting around a half circle and having a rampant discussion.
* Chrys follows along, trailing at the back again, partially not to offend anyone.
<Rachel> <<Christ, Ror...make her into an alcoholic ;)>>
<Chrys> «ooc: O_O IT'S THE JEDI COUNSEL! THEY'LL TELL CODY THAT HE HAS MUCH FEAR WHICH LEADS TO ANGER AND HATE AND SUFFERING »
<Rahne> << Agh! ^^;  I drove Rachel to the bottle.. ;_; >>
<Cody> «ooc: LOL. »
* Roric looks at her a bit sadly. "Y'can keep it. I got another somewhere in me pack."
<GMStoren> Sylvanos sits in a chair behind the mulling crowd, nodding every once in a while. he also is figuring a scroll.
* Rachel murmurs.. "Thanks.."
* Roric nods, smiling a little.
* Rhiana follows everyone glancing at the picture every few steps, apparently in thought.
* Cody looks at Rachel drink and wideyes...
<Rachel> <<LOL.>>
* Rachel corks the wineskin and puts it in her pack..
<GMStoren> The bunch of council members immediately hush at your arrival.
<Chrys> «ooc: O_o it IS »
* Chrys looks for a bald black elf among the council.
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Well don't all say hello at once... ;)
<Niki> «ooc: ROTFL! »
<GMStoren> « o_O »
<Rachel> Talkative bunch. ;)
* Rhiana takes her normal position in the back, leaning against a wall, looking at her picture.
* Cody bows respectfully to the elders.
* Rahne waits to be addressed.. *
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] Please excuse them. We've just learned of a distressing matter.
<GMStoren> [Elmira] What is going on, father?
<Cody> Distressing matter...? :/
<Niki> «ooc: <Sylvanos> There is a disturbance in the force. »
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] In a moment. Every thing has it's appointed time.
<Rhiana> «ooc: Yes..someone has cut down the largest tree in the forest with...a herring. »
<Rachel> << <Sylvanos> WE HAVE NO CHEESE! OH MY GOD!>>
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] So, sister Keylia, cousin Cody, pelase introduce yourselves to my fellow coucnilmen.. and tell us of your trip.
<Cody> «ooc: Sylvanos waits as the castle gets ransacked. "Not yet. Is not time yet, young children." Sylvanos gets run through! Sylvanos: Okay...now is the time for...*Dies* »
<Roric> «ooc: God, Sylvanos is such a fucker. "Follow me! I have something of the utmost importance to ask you! *goes into another room* But first! Go wash up! *everyone washes up* I have dire news! Something terrible has happened! "What?" I can't tell you yet! HAHAHA!~ »
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] And the rest of you, as well.
* Cody nods, "My name is Cody Hylissa...I'm from the village of Kippo, which was poisoned by the Empire. We're on our way to Wendel to find a cure."
<GMStoren> A few memebrs mumble about the Empire..
* Rachel doesn't seem very eager to talk ^^;
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] It must be a serious malady to go to such lengths.. you do realize Wendel is currently invisible, even to us of the forests..
<Rahne> << Keylia: I like boiled eggs.  *  A few members mutter about boiled eggs. >>
<Cody> It...it is....?
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
* Cody 's face falls, "Who could reveal it? Anyone you know of?"
<GMStoren> [Keylia] They didn't do what I think they did?
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] Yes, I am afraid so. It is the Barrier. Only the Priest of Light can cast such a spell.
* Chrys shrugs.
<Cody> So he's the only one who can reverse the spell?
* Rhiana scratches her chin, "Priest of Light is the only one who can open the way to Wendel?"
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] Youc an travel to the point of crossing, but only one who is chosen by the Mana may cross to the city within. Anyone else will be lost forever in the trees...
<Rachel> ...
<Cody> ...Hey, doesn't that mean Rachel can enter? She has the sword.
<Chrys> Yeah, and it's really fucking likely that we'll rescue him from rabid bugbears. Geezus. --
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] Yes. I know all about you...
<Rhiana> «ooc: Bugbears, someone say D&D this weekend :P »
<Rhiana> «ooc: saw »
<GMStoren> From behind Sylvanos chair steps a rather stout figure, grinning.
<Chrys> «ooc: Nope, I didn't. Dek did, but I didn't. I don't have the money for it. »
* Rhiana raises an eyebrow at the figure
<GMStoren> [Watts] Blast it.. what took you so long?
<Roric> «ooc: Aww, do the rest of us not get to introduce ourselves? I wanted Roric to be ungraceful. ;_; Also to hear Rhiana's. »
<Rhiana> . o O (Don't elves and dwarves hate each other...?"
<GMStoren> [Watts] I was waiting in these forests for days for you... take a wrong turn at Albe-what-ever-is it?
<Rahne> << Watts has extremely high charisma.  Everyone likes him. ^^ >>
<Rachel> Sorry, Watts, the traffic was terrible.
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] Normally I wouldn't let him in here, but he insisted.
* Rhiana grins, "You must be pretty good with people..considering the history between Elves and Dwarves...meanwhile we were given the 3rd degree."
* Cody turns back to the elders, curious, "Sirs...I really hate to interrupt...but could Rachel break the barrier?"
* Rachel glances at Cody..
* Chrys chuckles darkly, listening to all the pointless exposition.
<GMStoren> [Watts] Buncha up tight people all around this region. No wonder ya got held up, eh?
<Rhiana> ..you could say that.
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] It might be the way.
<Cody> Then we shouldn't have any problems, then! ^^
<Chrys> .oO(Do these idiots really think that Rachel is a fucking god just because she found "the" sword of Mana? Religious goombas.)
<Rachel> << ^^; >>
<Cody> «ooc: Do the Mario! »
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] But there is also the fact it only will respond to the Mana Family bloodline, not the weapon of legend.
<Rhiana> «ooc: 48 hours later, Chrys finds himself lost in the woods, "Okay! I am an idiot!" »
* Cody blinks, "But didn't the last Mana Family member die? That was Randi..."
<Chrys> «ooc: At least I'd be a happy, or dead, idiot... »
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] Randi has passed away, and so the world is withering... I do not know if any of his descendants yet live...
<Rachel> <<Yay for Marilyn Manson. ^^;>>
<Rhiana> ...well I know I'm not one of 'em
<Cody> No...
<Cody> Are you telling me...I came all this way for nothing....?
<Roric> .oO( Lesson 'ere is, 'eroes should fuck more. )
<Cody> «ooc: LOL! »
<Rhiana> Dunno about any of you though, never talked about famlies much.
<Rachel> <<lol ;) >>
* Rachel murmurs.. "It's not me."
<Rahne> We haven't tried to approach the city yet, Cody... we have to take that chance.  Surely Miss Luka would never have sent us so far for nothing.
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] You came this way for a reason, and hope is not lost. The magics of the barreir are anicent, even a mystery to us. The sword may indeed be the way...
<Cody> I hope so...
<Rachel> And if it is, I'll be there..
<Rhiana> And we may be lost out in the woods for the rest of our lives too.
<Cody> «ooc: Rhiana: So it won't matter! Cheer up Cody! :D »
<Roric> «ooc: hehe. »
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] This brings me to what I wished to ask of you..
<Chrys> Rhiana, shut up. If it means I don't have to listen to your prissy whining any more, I'm all for it.
<Rhiana> Chrys, if I am interested in your opinion, I'll give it to you.
<Cody> Guys...not here....please...
<Rachel> <<Rachel: Because... I love you. Cody: What? Rachel: Uh, nothing, I said 'I club you.'>>
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] The outskirts of Wendel lie at the foot of the Mandalian mountains, southwest from here, across the great river...
* Rahne sighs, and wonders why most in-party arguements occur in front of complete, yet important, strangers.. *
<Rachel> <<River? Does that mean I get to have a Luna moment on a boat? ;)>>
<Chrys> .oO(Fetch quest. He wants 'us' to get something for him, doesn't he? I can hear it in his voice.)
<Roric> «ooc: A luna moment? ...heh. »
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] On the path there rests the remains of the Sprite Village, huddled around the Wind Shrine.
<Rhiana> ..Sprites...the more...mischevious..race of people.
<Chrys> .oO(Oh. Shrine. Mana spirit. How fucking conveeeeeenient.)
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] Every turn of the moon, we make a pilgrimage there to offer our prayers at the Shrine for the departed souls...
* Cody nods silently, listening.
* Rachel is silent..
<GMStoren> [Elmira] What about ym trip? Is something going to happen?
<Roric> «ooc: *debates eviscerating Ashton and hanging him on a pole from his bloody entrails* »
* Chrys rolls his eyes. "Something's wrong with the shrine and you want us to fix it?"
<Roric> «ooc: *goes to Hello kitty pages instead* »
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] Elmira, I have reason to believe your life on that trip is very much at risk.
<Chrys> «ooc: Heh. :) I'm not like this IRL, Ror! Chrys is just being an asshole today! »
<Roric> «ooc: ^_~ »
<Rachel> <<Yeah, Ashton is my sex kitten ;)>>
<Niki> «ooc: He's lying! »
<GMStoren> The elder elf holds out a scroll, unfurling it in front of everyone.
<Rachel> ....
<Chrys> «ooc: No I'm not, Niki. I cuss a lot more IRL. »
<Rhiana> ...anywhere Rachel goes her life is in danger...
<Niki> «ooc: hehe. »
* Rachel looks sharply at Rhiana. "So?"
* Rhiana shrugs, "Just stating a point."
<Rachel> We already know.
* Rachel looks back to the elder.
<Cody> «ooc: The scrolls says, "YOU WILL DIE MY PLAYTHING. DEATH IS LIKE A LOVER, IT CRADLES YOU IN IT'S FINALMOMENTS. COME TO THE WIND SHRINE AND LET ME SHOW YOU, BABE! :D -- Watts. Watts: Hey! Where did that come from? ^^ »
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<Niki> «ooc: Can we like drop a giant Mu statue on Rhiana or something? »
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] This is a missive from Fangore, the leader of the Beast clans. It states, rather bluntly, that if we do not surrender now, something will happen to our nation treasure..
<Rahne> << Heh. ^^; >>
<Roric> «ooc: Hehe. »
<Cody> It doens't matter, Rhiana. I'll protect her.
<Rachel> Do you wish us to escort Miss Elmira to the grounds?
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] You are who we all treasure most, Elmira. I cannot allow you harm, but I cannot disgrace the elves...
* Rhiana snickers, "As will I...as will I."
* Rachel tries to ignore Rhiana's words..
<Roric> Er...so it's def'nitely 'er they mean?
<GMStoren> [Keylia] I'm used to being a bodyguard.. sounds simple.
<Roric> http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/templeofthesirens
<GMStoren> Sylvanos nods.
<Rachel> <<LOL>>
<Niki> «ooc: LOL! »
<Cody> «ooc: ^^; »
<Roric> «ooc: Gack. Yahoo porn club. »
<GMStoren> « Ror ;) »
<Rhiana> «ooc: :P »
<Roric> «ooc: Is not what Roric said. »
<Rachel> <<Roric: This is my website! Go there! * Keylia runs>>
<Roric> «ooc: Actually, that could be a Roric website. :D »
<Cody> «ooc: <Chrys> <Scroll> The not living of you, caused by me, will happen and it will cause you to not be living - person that is not known <Chrys> Dude, why does Daravon want to kill us? »
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] Knowing I can't send the entire army to guard her, I need the help of someone neutral.. so they would not suspect.
<Rhiana> The Beastmen already love us, so why the heck not?
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] And I have reason to believe somethign suspicious is afoot in their ranks.
* Cody 's hand brushes past Rachel's for a moment, "Don't worry Rachel. I mean it. Nothing'll happen to you while I breathe..."
* Roric looks a bit confused, but shrugs it off.
* Rachel closes her eyes tightly at that, as if in pain..
<Chrys> .oO(Heh, Cody. Just twist the knife a bit more.)
<Rhiana> «ooc: Cody is a player :P »
<Rachel> Thank you, Cody...
<GMStoren> [Elmira] So what do we do then? You amke it sound as if..
<Cody> «ooc: CODY DOESN'T KNOW :p »
<GMStoren> « er make »
<Rhiana> «ooc: Cody wants all the Pie, you're prolly next Niki :o »
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] You are not going to the Wind Shrine.
<GMStoren> [Elmira] What?
<Niki> «ooc: Umm...okaaayyy. »
<Rachel> <<O_o Oh no. Storen. Oh no! ROTFL!>>
<Cody> How is that possible? ^^:
<GMStoren> The elf leader leans back.
<Chrys> «ooc: Naw, she's underage. He'll go for Rhiana and Meira first. »
<Rachel> ...?
* Rachel opens her eyes and looks confused.
<Cody> Do we send in a lifelike blow up doll or something?
<Roric> «ooc: ...oh, god. »
* Chrys actually chuckles at that.
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] Cody. I cannot ask you to endure more suffering after finding your ancestry, but I beg of you one favor.
<Roric> «ooc: You suck ass, Storen.m, »
<Tori> <<Oh god. Just figured out where this is going>>
<Rhiana> «ooc: Cody is fat..he'll prolly be like, "Dr. Evil, keep your money..I want yer baby." »
<Cody> ...Oh goddess no. O_o
<GMStoren> « This was planned WAYYY ina dvance Ror. ^^ »
* Rachel blinks a little. ^^;
<Roric> «ooc: Hehe. Heather figured it out first. »
<Cody> You are NOT suggesting what I think you're suggesting!
* Chrys smirks and starts to walk out.
<Cody> «ooc: I knew :D »
<Rachel> <<I've known all week ;)>>
* Rahne pales.. *
<Chrys> (m) Not gonna be party to this idiocy..screw them all...
* Roric rubs his five-o'clock shadow. "I can do it if ya want, mate."
<Rachel> << :p >>
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] You bear a resemblance to my daughetr that is uncanny. Perhaps if you use that your advantage, we may draw out the real threat in this matter...
<Niki> «ooc: ITS EL HAZARD! »
<Cody> But no! I can't! You don't understand!
* Rachel watches Chrys go out of the corner of her eye..
* Rhiana snickers, "Does this mean we have to dress Cody up in a little dress?"
<Niki> «ooc: Where is Fujisawa? »
<Cody> No!
* Cody begins to look mortified. O_o
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] I cannot force you to do anything. You may walk out this door to Wendel right now...
<Chrys> «ooc: Who do you think Roric is? »
<Rachel> Cody...
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Cody.. in a dress.. oh goddess this is getting wierd. :P
<Niki> «ooc: Kinda funny that Meira and Niki kinda set this up earlier. ;) »
<Cody> «ooc: I knoew. I was laughing my ASS off when you guys said that. ;) »
<GMStoren> « Too true. »
* Rhiana giggles uncontrollably, "Cody in a dress, how cute."
<Cody> I can't...I...I...I'm a GUY.
<Niki> «ooc: What needs to happen now is...Niki needs to walk in. :D »
* Rahne turns to Rhiana. * Quiet, you. :P
<Cody> I...I sort of like my manhood, ifyou knowwhatImean? ^^:
* Rhiana sticks her tongue out at Rahne
<Rachel> Cody....these people need help...
* Cody chuckles uneasily. ^^:
* Rachel looks at Cody...
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] You will be escorted and largely shielded from view. We simply need you as a decoy for that crucial moment, then we may deal the blow to end this.
<Cody> . o O ( She's giving me a puppy dog look... )
* Rhiana looks through a bag, "I probably have some make up in here that would look pretty good on you Cody."
<GMStoren> Elmira is still in half-shock.
<Cody> . o O ( Make her stop giving me the puppy dog look! O_o )
* Rahne scowls at Rhiana.. *
<Rachel> I can't ask you to do this...
<Roric> «ooc: It seemed more like a "do this or I'll kick your ass" look. »
<Roric> «ooc: :D »
<GMStoren> [Elmira] COdy.. dress up.. as me? Is this wise? I mean...
<Cody> ...I know...
<Niki> «ooc: <Elmira> ...I have bigger titties then he does! »
<Rachel> I just...we should help these people, you know...?
* Cody deflates, and sighs, looking as if he'll regret this three seconds later, "Okay...just shoot me when this is all over.'
<Rahne> ..Cody..
<GMStoren> The princess looks at Cody sadly. "..I couldn't ask you to do this for my sake, Cody..."
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] So we are in agreement?
<Cody> It's okay...I do want to help you guys....In a way, this is sort of my home too...
* Cody nods.
* Rachel opens her mouth but closes it, deciding that Rahne can pick up the pieces..
<Rhiana> Don't worry Cody, those of us who know will know you're packing a staff under there.
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] Cody, you have my word when this is over, we shall guid you to Wendel in any way possible.
<Niki> «ooc: Damn, I would have paid big bucks to go with the party if I knew this was gonna happen. »
* Cody nods, "All right."
<Tori> . o O(Wheee. Saving the world and fighting for peace through cross dressing. This is definitly not what I had in mind when I left the eastern continent.)
<Rhiana> You know, it might be wise while Watts is here if we go ahead and use the weapon orb
<Cody> ....And Rachel...?
* Rachel murmurs.. "Yeah..?"
<GMStoren> [Watts] Cody.. you gotta be the bravest lad I've met in a while!
* Cody whispers something in her ear.
<Rhiana> «ooc: <Cody> Let's do it when I'm in the dress..talk about kinky... »
<Roric> «ooc: Hehe. »
<Niki> «ooc: <Cody> Really? <Watts> Yep, you know painful for men to wear lingere?! »
* Cody looks to Watts quickly and blushes, "I'm not that brave."
* Rachel closes her eyes and lets out a low laugh... -_-
<Rhiana> I don't see what the big deal is..not like I dress real womanly or anything.
<Rachel> . o O (....how can...he..)
* Rachel reaches out to touch Cody's cheek and shakes her head, mouthing 'No. Never.'
<GMStoren> [Watts] Well,w hen yer all done up, come visit me at the smithy. And don't trip on yer frilly dress.. hoho!
<GMStoren> Watts shoudlers his way out. ^^
* Cody looks at her, and smiles. He mouths, "When this is over, I'd really like to talk."
* Rachel pauses and hesitantly nods..
<Cody> «ooc: Well, more like whispers. Mouthing would be hard with that many words :) »
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Hey Cody. What's say I give you some fashion pointers? ^_-
* Cody winces at Watts. -_-;
* Roric fwaps Keylia.
<Cody> ...Sure. Go ahead. -_-;
<Roric> Be nice.
<Rachel> I should...go visit...Watts..
<GMStoren> [Keylia] Ow.. hey, I'm trying to help here! ^^
<Chrys> «ooc: O_O I thought that said "Roric faps Keylia" »
<Rachel> I'll be back..
* Rhiana puts her hands on her hips, "Well since I'm Miss Popularity today, I'll keep my little butt out of Cody's fashion show."
<Niki> «ooc: LOL! »
* Rahne silently makes her way next to Cody, and takes up his hand, and smiles at him bravely.. * This takes alot alot of guts..
* Rachel turns and heads out after Watts...
<Niki> «ooc: FAPFAPFAP <Keylia> Hey now! »
<Rhiana> O
<Rhiana> I'll go with Rachel I guess.
<GMStoren> Keylia fwaps Roric back.
<Chrys> «ooc: E I E I O »
* Cody looks at Rahne, and blushes, remembering what she did earlier, "Ah...erhm....ah..."
* Roric winks.
* Rhiana snickers on her way out, "I'm Miss Popularity all the time, actually..."
* Rahne looks down, her cheeks reddening.. * I..
<Rachel> <<Rahne/Cody, Roric/Keylia... nice. ^^; And Chrys has gone to kill everyone. ^^;>>
<Rahne> I hope I... wasn't.. didn't cause..
<Cody> «ooc: Don't consider Rahne/Cody such a done deal yet. ^^: »
<Rhiana> . o O (Wait until they find out...I'll really be popular in their eyes then...)
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] Well, cousin Cody, I have committed the team of stylists that attends to my daughetr to cater to you. I'm sure they will be adequate in this matter..
<Cody> ^^; T..Thank you...I think?
<Roric> «ooc: Cody and the Stylists would be a good gay band. »
<Cody> «ooc: You're right. Whoo! »
<Chrys> «ooc: o/~ I'm thuper! Thankth for athking! o/~ »
<Niki> «ooc: Have the Stylists be the Pastels. ;) »
<GMStoren> A wirey elf man comes into the room, well groomed and light on his feet.
* Rahne 's quiet words are lost in the commotion.. *
<GMStoren> He stares at Cody, and drops his jaw!
<Cody> O_o
<Niki> «ooc: "P..ppp...princess?! when did you become a flatchest?!" »
<Cody> What? Is there something on my face?
<GMStoren> [Elf Stylist] Goddess.. I got here just in time! The fashion police were overdue on this one! :o
<Cody> What?! O_o
* Rahne looks to the elf. * Don't stare, you. This is strictly business. :P
<Roric> «ooc: **laughs* »
* Cody looks down at himself.
<GMStoren> [Elf Stylist] The hair is so over... but the rest has got to go! Come, come...
<GMStoren> [Elmira] *blushes* he's a bit.. eccentric about his work. *-_-*
<Cody> But...I thought my shawl was nice...and my hair isn't that bad...is it? O_o
* Cody toddles over to the man, embarrased and looking a bit...small. :o
<GMStoren> Cody finds himself being shoved by the elf, as he mutetrs about color coordiantion and hair extensions in a high-toned vocie that sounds pretty damn fruity.. ^^
<Roric> «ooc: That's a bit heavy-handed, Storen. ^_~ »
<GMStoren> « wahh.. wanties DNW :( »
* Rahne looks down.. *
<GMStoren> « We had the whole gay stylist scene worked out.. hey... »
<Cody> (From far off) NO LACE CORSET! I will not wear one....! 
<GMStoren> « Maybe we can get him to lude it? ;) »
* Tori smirks a bit to himself, pulls on his cloak, and heads out the door in search of a little bit of solitude.
<Roric> «ooc: Oh yeah baby! »
<Niki> «ooc: Yeah, cut the scene to me. :D »
<GMStoren> [Sylvanos] Jeffrey is the best... I wouldn't worry. For now, please rest and prepare yoruselves. We don't know what may happen once you leave these boundaries..
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<Rachel> << ;) >>
<Rachel> <<I love you, Storen.>>
<Rachel> <<So damn much. ^_^>>
<GMStoren> « ^_^; »
<Chrys> «ooc: JEFFREY WTF WASN'T THAT...Wasn't that... O_o »
<Rhiana> «ooc: I like him in a guy friendship sorta way ;) »
<Rachel> <<Jeff. ;) >>
<Roric> «ooc: Jeffrey? »
<Rachel> <<Jeff = neo = self proclaimed gay hairstylist.>>
<Roric> «ooc: ...heheh. »
<GMStoren> [Keylia] If I wasn't a mercenary right now, I'd pay good luc to see this...
<Roric> «ooc: I wanna be a self-proclaimed gay hairstylist when I grow up. »
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<GMStoren> « anything else that needs doing? I need to finish up and work that lude. :) »
*** GMStoren sets mode: +o Niki
<Chrys> «ooc: SPeaking. Of. Ludes. »
<Niki> «ooc: Thanks. »
<Chrys> «ooc: *gets out his big ol' whip of dominatrix luding* »
<Cody> «ooc: Sighs and wants to hit something. »
* Rahne grumbles.. * If Cody's really unhappy, that stylist'll be sure to have some nostril enlargement surgery with my spear..
<Roric> «ooc: You okay, Lucca? O_o »
<GMStoren> « ? »
<Cody> «ooc: I'm okay. »
<Chrys> «ooc: *smiles and hugs Lucca* "Let's hit things together! :D" »
<Cody> «ooc: Okay! »
<GMStoren> « shall I end then on that note? :) »
<Rachel> <<Yep. ^^; Rachel is already gone to Watts :D>>
<Roric> «ooc: Please. We went a bit over. ^^ »
<Rachel> <<Pretty pretty sword panda>>
<Rhiana> «ooc: I went too »
<Niki> «ooc: Niki is no where to be found, yay. »
<Roric> «ooc: Maybe we can ditch Niki and Meira again., »
<Chrys> «ooc: Lord knows they aren't useful IC and don't really try to make themselves useful OOC <malicious, evil smirk> »
<Meira[Away]> <ooc> You already ditch me when I am here.. so why not </ooc>
<Roric> «ooc: Niki's pretty good in fights, she just starts more than she finishes. ^_~ »
<Niki> «ooc: Yeah. ;) »
<Chrys> «ooc: Exactly my point, Jase. Go yank whatever died up your ass out, please. »
<GMStoren> As Cody is wheeled off to his makeover from hell, you cannot hope but wonder how uncertain the future is for you. Will you make it to Wendel, or be disappointed in the end? And will Cody retain his manhood for the sake of his embattled amors? Until next time...
<GMStoren> ~~ SESSION END ~~
Session Close: Mon Dec 11 00:22:15 2000