Session Start: Sun Apr 16 21:52:27 2000
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<Haylee> «ooc: Hoorah! Paaaaain! »
<TheStoryteller> ~~ SESSION START ~~
<Scott> <<Hoorah!  Slice Zeio to bits!>>
<Jack> <<I need a recap since I wasn't here at the end....>>
<Scott> <<We basically laid the smack down on Zeio's generals and now we're about to fight Zeio himself.>>
<Johnathan> << We whupped the four enemies., Tahn decided not to duel John, Zeio dragged us to him. >>
<Jack> <<Ah...Okay.>>
<TheStoryteller> We last left our heroes as they made their way through the dragon ruins, thwarting the mahcinations of Zeio's lackeys, the 4 Scoruges of the Elements. They walked into the eternal darkness that was Zeio's inner sactum, prepared for a final showdown...
<Jack> <<Scrooges of Elements??>>
* Scott still has his sword out, as it begins to flare with a light as never seen before.
<Haylee> «ooc: The light of insanity! »
<Haylee> «ooc: Bounces around as hanpan's theme plays »
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] How ironic.. I wish to search for you, and you walk right into my hands like lambs to the slaughter.
<Jack> <<Poing? ^_^>>
<Haylee> ...
<Haylee> «ooc: Shit! Haylee is 'Karu! ;_; »
<TheStoryteller> The human form of Zeio Windstar appears in the formless void, as you find yourself standing on a platform of dark crystal.
<Jack> (M) Geez....Isn't that what every evil badguy say....
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<Jack> <<"Foamy"??>>
<Haylee> «ooc: LOL! »
<Johnathan> Zeio, Zeio, Zeio. Searching for us? I'm honored.
<TheStoryteller> He floats in the air, before touching down, the ring of his boots echoing.
* Scott nods to his sword. "I understand perfectly."
* Bree glances around, saber drawn "Great.. just where are we now?"
<Haylee> «ooc: I though that said "ring of his boobs »
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<Tahn> «ooc: >_< How much did I miss? ^^; »
<Haylee> «ooc: Good timing, we just started! »
<Scott> <<TAHN! WE JUST STARTED~!>>
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] You are in my domain... I am the master here.
<Bree> <ooc> Just Zeio saying "you saved me the trouble by finding me" </ooc>
<Tahn> «ooc: Sorry I'm late btw ;P »
<Haylee> ...
<Tahn> ...
<Haylee> «ooc: LOL »
<Haylee> «ooc: I'm turning into Hikaru! ;_; »
<Haylee> Talk is cheap. I won't let you get the better of me again....let's just end this...
<Tahn> You know... Zeio. It'd be a lot easier if you just shut up and let us kill you now.
* Scott looks at Zeio, an unfound focus in his eyes. "Tahn, I know this is your fight, but if you want, I am willing to help you."
* Haylee looks at Tahn.
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] Talikas.. the realm of those forsaken by the Goddess and shunend by the Destoyer, Zophar.
<Leon> ...
<Haylee> . o O ( Crap! I'm turning into Tahn! >_< )
<Tahn> We could care less, Zeio...
* Bree sighs at the trash taik "...."
<Johnathan> Talikas? 
<Tahn> We came here to fight. Not chat. -_-
<Haylee> I doubt he wanted us to sit with him over cups of tea either, Tahn. ^^:
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] You should know John, you broke the stone of the Prophetess.
<Johnathan> So I did.
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<Johnathan> ..should have killed me yourself, Zeio, when you had the chance.
* Leon just loads his gun without saying a word
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] She was the one who had foreseen all these events... and my rise to savior of the demon race.
<Jack> Can you just come out so we can kick your ass TODAY!?
<Tahn> Zeio, Zeio, Zeio.
<Scott> how about your fall as we unload on your ass?
<Tahn> Poor, poor, egotistical Zeio.
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] I took care of your little Samaritan. Now there is nothign to save you...
<Tahn> Psh.
<Haylee> Just come out already... -_-
<Tahn> You think you can kill us.
<Leon> ...can we save this shit and just fight already...
<Haylee> I really suck at trash talking, so just come out!
<Jack> Blah blah blah.....Jeez, this gets boring......
<Johnathan> We'll see, Zeio. We'll see.
* Bree shifts her weight, getting bothered by something
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] I shall take your energies as Pilliars and rebuild this world to my whims!
<Haylee> «ooc: Bree: ...Wedgie ;_; »
<Tahn> I've gotten 2,415 times stronger since we last fought, Zeio. Don't think you can kill me so easily.
<Bree> <ooc> lol, no ^^;; </ooc>
<Scott> You'll be taking nothing but a slicing, Zeio, at the hands of my sword.
<Tahn> «ooc: Anyone who catches the obscure ref gets a cookie! »
<TheStoryteller> Zeio takes out the Sceptre of Madness from hsi dark armor.
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] We shall see who earns that right, Scott. Hahaha....
* Leon twirls his pistols expertly before tucking them away in his cloak
<Tahn> ...
<TheStoryteller> >> Boss Battle!! <<
<Johnathan> Two... thousand.. four hundred.. and fifteen?
* Jack grasps firmly to his Axe "Let's go, Dark Cloak!"
* Bree sighs and gets ready to fight "Everyone talks too much..."
* Johnathan takes a brief moment to give Tahn an odd look.
<Tahn> John...Plan A.
<TheStoryteller> >> vs The demon Zeio Windstar!
<Leon> ...
<Scott> Tahn, what's the plan, old buddy?
<Tahn> Just...Do what you will. John is the only one who needs to bo something in particular.
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio makes a pre-eptive action!
<Scott> <<granted, I don't think Zeio's gonna try normal attacks, I'll go with a triple Hitokiri's focus.>>
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] First, let's better these odds. Give me your power, fools!
<Haylee> ...I don't like the sound of that...O_o
<Tahn> ...
<Tahn> Zeio...
<Tahn> You can just sharpen those teeth up and BITE ME.
<Tahn> C'mon, do it. It's fun.
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio levels the Scpeter of Madness, a beam striking Emili, Adam, and Elrika!
<Jack> <<HAHA Tahn!>>
<Scott> <<LOL Tahn.>>
<Tahn> «ooc: Obscure ref #2 for the night ;) »
<Haylee> «ooc: 'Karu! »
<TheStoryteller> >> They all fall back, encased by darkness! They are eliminated from battle, their energies draining into Zeio.
<Haylee> Oh no! O_o
<Tahn> Psh.
<Haylee> «ooc: Smart boy, Storen ^_- »
<Jack> Ouch >_<
<Tahn> So you took out the cannon fodder.
<Tahn> Whoop de fucking doo.
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio gains three actions!
<Haylee> Tahn, have some compassion, will you? Geez.
<Scott> John, I'd stop time around him if I were you.
<Leon> ...
<Tahn> ...Compassion isn't going to win this fight, Haylee. -_-
<Tahn> No...
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] Haha.. pitiful fools.
* Bree shakes her head, sighing once again
<Tahn> No time-stopping. ;)
<TheStoryteller> >> Tahn's turn.
<Tahn> We just fight fire with fire...
<Tahn> Wind which blows across eternity, gather in my hands and become my strength! Air Slash!
* Tahn holds his hands out, as the wind twists and whips around him, and he focuses it into a pure beam of hurricane intensity wind, aimed straight at Zeio!!
<TheStoryteller> << almost forgot >>
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<Tahn> «ooc: I would too but I DON'T HAVE REAL PLAYER ;) »
<Haylee> «ooc: ^_^ »
<TheStoryteller> >> Tahn casts Air Slash!
<Scott> <<I would too, but my real player doesn't do repeat playing.>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Winds buffet the evil entity.. 234 damage!
<Tahn> «ooc: You know...I don't think Tank is the right piece of music for this battle. :P »
<Leon> ...
<Tahn> «ooc: A Tragic Prince, however...perfect. »
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan's turn.
<Tahn> John...you know what to do. >;)
<Haylee> «ooc: Tahn: And that's powerf---(The party groans) Whaaaaaat? »
<Scott> <<LOL!>>
<Tahn> «ooc: Baka ;) »
<Johnathan> So you can speed yourself up, Zeio?
<Johnathan> ...so can we!
<Haylee> Go John! ^-^
* Tahn smiles confidently.
<Scott> Go get 'em, Johnny boy!
* Johnathan raises his staff as he chants, creating a cone of time distortion around himself, Tahn, and Haylee
<Scott> <<He just accel'ed Himself, Tahn AND Hay?>>
<Tahn> «ooc: HAI! »
<Haylee> «ooc: ^_^ Mystic Rage, baby! »
<Scott> <<LOL!>>
<TheStoryteller> >> John casts Mystic Rage! Gains 3 spells!
<Leon> ...
<Tahn> ...Leon, shut up.
<TheStoryteller> >> John casts Accelerate! He, Haylee and Tahn gain 3 actions! O_O
<Johnathan> << Boy, that was an MP hit. ;) >>
<Leon> ...
<Tahn> Better.
<Scott> <<hehehe...but it'll be effective.>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan accelerate action A!
<Scott> <<Spirit Pierce/mana drain, I'll bet.>>
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] Fine.. try. Try to fight the darkness that surrounds you. It shall eb in vain.
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<Tahn> ...No.
<Johnathan> Hrmph. So you say, Zeio.
<Scott> but I have a feeling that we're going to KICK YOUR ASS.
<Tahn> I've run from you long enough, Zeio.
* Johnathan lets out another burst of magic energy, forming a pair of magic shields as he fades to near nothingness.
<Jack> <<True....True....>>
* Bree rolls her eyes "geez..."
<Tahn> Bree...Don't even. Please.
* Haylee stares up definately at Zeio, but doesn't say anything. Does she even need to?
<Tahn> I can be melodramatic if I damn well want to, it's a free country.
<Jack> <<Is Zeio supposed to be Dark Fact, or Darm?>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan casts Mystic Rage, followed by Dematerialize! John phases out! He and Haylee gain magic walls!
<Bree> Alright....
<Haylee> Thank you, John! 
<Tahn> «ooc: Dark Falz. »
<TheStoryteller> << crazy.. give me a sec. :) >>
<Jack> <<Falz??  Is that from the SMS version??>>
<Tahn> «ooc: Hai. PS1. »
<Bree> <ooc> ~ Crazy... crazy for feeeeling so lonelyyyyy ~ </ooc>
<Bree> <ooc> I got SMS recently! ^^v </ooc>
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan accelerate action B!
<Jack> <<Not Falz!  Fact!  From Ys! =-}>>
<TheStoryteller> << mp at 416. >>
<TheStoryteller> << rows of everyone..s ame as usual? :) >>
<Scott> <<Front, of course.>>
* Johnathan takes on a slightly glow in his immaterial form as he lets out another burst of energy at Tahn and Haylee as he distorts the time around himself further.
<Tahn> «ooc: Front for Tahn again. »
<Bree> <ooc> Yup, front as always </ooc>
<Haylee> «ooc: back :) »
<Johnathan> << Where's John always? Back! ;) >>
<Scott> <<I guess I should do a little speeding up of my own...though I don't know if it's needed, since Zeio's a spellcaster, and not an attacker.>>
<Scott> <<Xenogears music is great for this situation. ^_^>>
<Tahn> «ooc: SoTN. »
<Jack> <<Which song from SoTN??>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan continues to unload his Rage.. he concentrates! Wis up 715!
<Scott> <<I don't have any SoTN music..I want some RE music, to tell the truth.>>
<Tahn> «ooc: A Tragic Prince. The Clock Tower music. »
<Scott> <<OK, that's 1300 wisdom.>>
<Jack> <<Ahh...Yes!>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Tahn and Haylee gain 540 Wisdom each! John becomes Rapid! Reaction up 790!
<Haylee> «ooc: John is now Alen :p »
<Haylee> «ooc: LOL! Thanks John, now I don't have to focus! ^^ »
<Scott> <<Now I do, though...Hitokiri's Focus.>>
<Scott> <<may as well try the sixth sense route, though...may be needed.>>
<Tahn> «ooc: ;) I'm also gonna Iron Wolf you if you don't cascade song, Haylee. »
<Haylee> «ooc: I am gonna cascade song now ^_^ »
<Bree> <ooc> Bree could use some upping too ^^; </ooc>
<TheStoryteller> << wow >>
<Leon> ...
<TheStoryteller> << John is faster than Zeio. :o >>
<Tahn> «ooc: Bree, I'd love to, but this ain't your fight. »
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan accelerate action C!
<Tahn> «ooc: AND COULD YOU STOP DOING THAT, LEON? O_O »
<Leon> «ooc: No. »
<Tahn> «ooc: You're freaking me out! »
<Scott> <<Sixth Sense it is, then, Bree-chan.>>
<Haylee> «ooc: What the hell, Tahn? Hikaru does that all the time! ^^ »
<Bree> <ooc> Leon has stock in the period company ^^;; </ooc>
<Leon> «ooc: A man of few words »
<Tahn> «ooc: Hikaru actually SAYS things occasionally though! »
* Scott stays silent as he contentrates on the fight.
<Tahn> «ooc: Leon's just turned into Crono! ;_; »
<Jack> <<FOR GREAT JUSTICE!! ^_^>>
<Scott> <<He's turned into Synbios from SF3.>>
<Jack> <<AAGH! SYMBIOS!!>>
<Tahn> «ooc: Or Max from SF1 for that matter. »
* Johnathan places his rather intangible self in front of Haylee, watching Zeio
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan Defends Haylee! :)
<TheStoryteller> >> Bree's turn.
<Jack> <<Actually Synbios is more like "..............">>
<Scott> <<how about Bowie from SF2?>>
* Bree keeps oddly silent, focusing herself on Zeio, letting everything else fade away from her thoughts, dropping into a serious martial arts stance, ready for Zeio's advance (Flip!)
* Haylee blinks at John. "Be careful, okay...?"
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] OH, you wish to protect her? One who has already seen the face of true evil? Why do you bother?
<Bree> <ooc> Thought I'd never get my turn at this rate ^^;; </ooc>
<Tahn> «ooc: Bowie had a few words a line. He basically just said "Okay" "What?" "Oh, yeah." etc. »
<TheStoryteller> >> Bree flips.. gains special countering!
<Johnathan> You'll not harm her again, Zeio.
<Jack> <<And that face of true evil...is Tinky Winky....>>
<Haylee> John...
<Leon> ...
<Tahn> «ooc: NOOOOOOOOO »
<Haylee> «ooc: O_o TINKY WINKY! No! NO...It's... »
<Scott> <<LOL!>>
<Haylee> «ooc: TIMMY! »
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio actions in place of Elrika!
<Jack> <<TIMMY IS EVIL!!!>>
<Jack> <<www.timmybighands.com>>
<Tahn> «ooc: NICOLE! »
<Haylee> «ooc: Not the South Park Timmy, the TrueBlue ti...er....NOOO! »
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] Can you keep fighting when this very realm cries out for your energies?
<Scott> ...
<Leon> «ooc: Do we have SFT next week? »
<Tahn> ...Stop with the apocalyptic shit. It's starting to get stupid.
<Jack> <<Oh...I was thinking of another Timmy....>>
<Haylee> He already was stupid, Tahn.
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio raises the Sceptre of Madness! An eerie red glow envelops the party.... nothign seems to happen, except you start to feel strangely dizzy...
* Tahn does not! ;P
<Jack> <<Woah...the weed man...>>
<Haylee> «ooc: This...could...hurt...you. :o »
<Scott> <<Why does Timmy Big Hands sound like some kinda mobster?>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio casts Bloodties.
<Jack> <<Dunno...But it's funny!>>
<Scott> <<An X-Men/Avengers crossover series?>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Scott's turn.
<Haylee> «ooc: Damn! I'm not strong against daze ;_; »
<Tahn> «ooc: Uh...Bloodlines? As in, the Sega Genesis Castlevania game? »
<TheStoryteller> << It's nto a daze attack >>
<Jack> <<A site run by former members of MST3K>>
<TheStoryteller> << ^^ >>
<Haylee> «ooc: Oh ^^ »
* Scott takes his battou stance as the whole front row disappears from sight. Scott's eyes take on the yellowish color of a focused, deadly assassin. <<Double Sixth Sense, Hitokiri's Focus.>>
<TheStoryteller> << You'll see. :) >>
<Jack> <<You should read their "Socratic Dialogue with a steak".  It's funny!>>
<TheStoryteller> << double on all party scott? >>
<Scott> <<Storen, Bloodties was a crossover series using the X-Men and the Avengers in Marvel Comics 4 years ago...after "Fatal Attractions.>>
<Scott> <<Front Row.>>
<TheStoryteller> << Ok then. >>
<Scott> <<"Fatal Attractions" was basically the return of Magneto series that only ran in the X Titles.>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Scott casts Hitokiri's Focus! He gains 290 hit% and countering! Sixth Sense washes oevr the front row twice oevr.. Dodge up.. oh.. 460 each. :)
<TheStoryteller> << at 110 Scott. >>
<Jack> <<WHOOO!!!!>>
<Scott> <<I know..I still have 2 good Double Star/Ku Zu Ryu sen's left in me. ^_^>>
<Haylee> «ooc: Waits for her turn. >:) »
<Jack> <<Old man casts Meteo and dies, film at 11!>>
<Bree> <ooc> Hehe.. flip + dodge(+460) ^^ </ooc>
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<Tahn> «ooc: *knows his turn is never going to come - Leon goes before him* »
<TheStoryteller> << Well, now Zeio won't crit you at all. ^^ >>
<Scott> <<See, Scott took care of upping your dod%, Bree-chan.>>
<Leon> ...
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio acts on Emili's turn!
<Jack> <<Can't we use some sort of IRC game Genie code and get straight to Virtue? ^_^>>
<Bree> <ooc> Yup Thanks! ^^ </ooc>
<Haylee> «ooc: Game genies ruined my FF2 saves :( »
<Scott> <<* Hooks an IRC RPG Gameshark up to Storen's head and punches in codes for "All skill groups mastered and infinite Hp/Mp.>>
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] I can't have you using that gun, now, Seeker.
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio attacks Leon with Sceptre of Madness!
<Jack> <<Gameshark malfunctions and Storen's head explodes>>
<Haylee> Don't ruin Leon's gun! It's practically his baby! O_o
<Haylee> «ooc: ... That's actually fairly correct ^_- »
<TheStoryteller> >> Leon takes 234 damage! He is Mute!
<Jack> <<Doesn't say much for Leon Talking...it won't be missed. ^_^>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Haylee's turn.
<Haylee> ...not like he says much anymore anyway. Blah -_-
<Bree> <ooc> lol.. ^;;; </ooc>
<Haylee> ....But now...
<Leon> «ooc: It means I can't use Light Elemental now though »
<TheStoryteller> << Exactly. ;) >>
* Haylee grins almost sadisitcally. "Let me show you why talk is cheap, prick."
<TheStoryteller> >> Haylee accelerate action A!
<Leon> «ooc: Storen knew what I was gonna do ;) »
<TheStoryteller> << of coruse. :) >>
<Scott> <<He also knows what I'm gonna do.. next turn..:P>>
* Haylee extends her arm gently, reaching out towards the sky and closing her eyes.. Opening her mouth delicately, a beautiful and soothing melody flows out and echoes unnaturally around the party. The song fills their hearts with new hope and heals all wounds!
<Scott> <<fitting that the music box song from Xeno be playing right now.>>
<Jack> <<It's "We're not gonna take it" from twisted Sister>>
* Haylee 's song seems to have more impact than usual, though...as you can still hear it echoing around the eerie space, even as she stops singing.
<TheStoryteller> >> Haylee casts Althena's Litany! All are at max HP!
<Scott> <<I was thinking "Come Sail Away" by Styxx.>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Her song reverberates... Echoing enabled.
<Jack> <<"I'll be Watching you" by The Police??>>
<Scott> <<"Invisible Touch" by Genesis?>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Haylee accelerate action B!
* Haylee clasps her hands to her heart, closing her eyes and calling upon her inner strength.. Opening her mouth carefully, what begins as a faint, wind-swept whisper escalates into an inspiring song that seems to reverberate around the party. The song awakens their latent vigor and strengthens thier resolve, increasing power and defense!
<Jack> <<"Just A Jigolo" by David Lee Roth?>>
<TheStoryteller> << Now I'm going to know how Lucca feels with Tara! ;) >>
<Scott> <<I want an MP3 of that one, Jack. LOL!>>
<Jack> <<I got it! ^_^>>
<Haylee> «ooc: ^_^ LOl. Tara is muh bitch »
* Johnathan looks around. "Interesting.. nice echo in here, Haylee."
<Scott> <<Send?>>
* Haylee smiles at John. "I hope you don't mind...I'm going to be rather bloodthirsty in a moment."
<Scott> <<You know this song must be "Carry on, Wayward Son" by Kansas.>>
<Haylee> ...Not against you, obviously. ^_^
<TheStoryteller> >> Haylee casts Courage Song! The whole group feels their strength rise up.. AP & DP up 501!
<Scott> <<COOL BEANAGE!>>
<TheStoryteller> << wicked with nearly 1k wis >>
<Johnathan> Don't lose your head, Haylee...
<Haylee> ...I know...
<Jack> <<Beans are cool! ^_^>>
<TheStoryteller> << Pause for numebr mashing! >>
<Leon> ...
<Johnathan> Try and keep a little cool., hrm?
* Johnathan chuckles a little, seeming to be almost.. enjoying himself?
<Haylee> Gah, but he killed my parents... -_-;
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] So you finally discovered the truth, eh? Pity it's right in the end.
<Johnathan> ..yes.. true..
<TheStoryteller> >> Haylee accelerate action C!
* Haylee growls, and quickly turns to Zeio, her hand glowing brightly. "I think not! This is for them!"
<Scott> Haylee, why were you singing "Just a Jigolo"?
* Haylee closes her eyes tightly, an aura of white light radiating from her body, in holy purity.  "Goddess Althena...she who created this world and now resides in each of our souls! Grant me the power of my own mind to slay my enemies!"
* Haylee aims her hand at Zeio, shooting a bolt of coalescing mind energy into his body!
<Jack> <<Woo!  Devils 2 games up now!! ^_^>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Haylee casts Illumination!
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio takes 746 damage!
<Haylee> «ooc: OOOOOOH! :O »
<TheStoryteller> >> Haylee's natural action!
<Haylee> ...And again!
* Bree continues remaining silent, focused on Zeio, a calm serious look on her face...
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] Pssh.. you should have remained with me, little Haylee.
<Haylee> Oh bite me!
<Jack> <<It's FUN!!>>
* Haylee closes her eyes tightly, an aura of white light radiating from her body, in holy purity.  "Goddess Althena...she who created this world and now resides in each of our souls! Grant me the power of my own mind to slay my enemies!"
* Haylee aims her hand at Zeio, shooting a bolt of coalescing mind energy into his body!
<Haylee> I am my own person! You'll never own me again!
<TheStoryteller> >> Haylee retorts with another mental bolt! 710!
<Leon> ...
<Tahn> «ooc: <Zeio> But you looked so good in the leather butt-floss... ;_; »
<TheStoryteller> >> Jack's turn.
<Haylee> «ooc: Haylee: >_< That was the worst part! »
<Tahn> «ooc: Leon... do you have a script which does a /say ... every set amount of time? :P »
* Scott wonders if Haylee would know what he meant if he yelled "Play Freebird".
<Tahn> «ooc: 'KARU! Uh...I mean...SCOTT! »
<Haylee> «ooc: LOL »
<TheStoryteller> << lol ^^ >>
* Jack lunges forward at Zeio with Axe a-swingin', as he swipes at the dark creature not one, not two, but three times. TRIPLE CHOP!!!
<Scott> <<What can I say?  I'm a typical southerner.>>
<Leon> «ooc: Triple Chop? »
<Leon> «ooc: I thought Flying Sushi was weird. »
<Jack> <<Shaddup!>
<Jack> >
<Leon> «ooc: Triple Chop sounds like one of Chris Jericho's 1004 holds »
<Tahn> «ooc: lol »
<TheStoryteller> >> Jack uses Triple Chop! He gets a nice slice, thanks to Hay's song... 246 damage!
<Leon> «ooc: "Body slam..Armbar....Triple Chop..Armbar...Suplex...Armbar..." »
<TheStoryteller> >> Leon's turn.
<Leon> «ooc: I'm still muted? »
<TheStoryteller> << Yep. :) >>
* Leon pulls his pistols from his cloak and just opens fire
<TheStoryteller> >> Leon is MUTEd for 6 mroe turns! (Unless someoen wants to cure...)
<Leon> ...
<Tahn> «ooc: I'd prefer not to waste 80 MP on Leon, Storen ;P »
<Leon> «ooc: Not a big deal to cure me. I just can't use my elemental skill ;) »
<Jack> <<And Mroe doesn't like it one bit ^_^>>
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<Haylee> «ooc: Wee. »
<TheStoryteller> >> Leon just uses his bread and butter this time... but misses just abotu every shot save his 3rd! 400!
<Johnathan> << I can cure him. Why not? ;) >>
<Leon> «ooc: Actually, I'd rather someone raise my hit% »
<Johnathan> << What's 3 MP? ;) >>
<TheStoryteller> << you need it Leo. Zeio's got a high dodge. :) >>
<Leon> «ooc: I'd do it myself, but I can't talk »
<Leon> ...
* Leon pulls his pistols back into his cloak
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio acts on Adam's turn!
<Tahn> «ooc: I can only up AP and Dod%. Not HIt%. »
<Scott> <<I can only up MY hit%>>
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] Enough playing.. I shall show you my true power.
<Jack> (M) I know I've heard that line somwhere before....*shrugs*
<Tahn> «ooc: Storen... Hay's connection died. »
<Tahn> «ooc: ...or not. »
<Tahn> «ooc: Never mind. »
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<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio's human guise rips away like a shredded paper, only to grow to size and encompass the warped space with his hulking demonic self!
* Tahn sighs. "Okay. Enough stock dialogue for one week."
<Tahn> «ooc: Zeio turned into Shabragnido! »
<Scott> stock?  he got this shit from the bargain bin, Tahn.
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio uses Dark Visage! AP up! He gains countering!
<Leon> «ooc: You fucker :P »
<Leon> «ooc: Someone raise mt dodge too ;) »
<Tahn> «ooc: Are you front or back row, Leon? O_O »
<Scott> <<Leon, I did already....I raised the FRONT ROW!>>
* Bree blinks, breaking her silence "Eeeew... that's just nasty..."
<Leon> «ooc: You can answer that ;) »
<Jack> <<Joe: WE ARE GOING TO DIE!!!  WE ARE GOING TO DIE!!!  *Runs around in circles*>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Ishtar casts Cure Litany! Leon is cured of Mute!
<Tahn> Uh...Now you're not only stupid, but you're ugly along with it.
<Leon> ...hmph,,
<TheStoryteller> >> Combat Round 2!
<Tahn> So, lobster-boy, why the change?
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] You are the ugly ones.. the oens who stole this world from it's rightful owners..
<Scott> have you looked in the mirror lately?
* Tahn laughs. "Sure, sure."
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] Feel the anger of millenia!
<Scott> you sure aren't a candidate for Miss Meribia, that's for certain.
<Tahn> And of bad dialogue, I'd be guessing.
<Jack> <<Zeio says "You are the ugly ones"???  that's just so funny!>>
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<Scott> <<about like my suggestion for Leon's theme, eh, Jack?>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Bloodties takes effect! The entire party loses 30 MP!
<Scott> <<He drained our MP?>>
<Johnathan> ..cute trick, Zeio
<Tahn> ...Ah. So that's what it does.
<Tahn> Reeeeal cute.
<Jack> <<Yah>>
<Leon> Hmph...cheap trick.
<Tahn> Well...I have a cute trick or two of my own.
<Scott> <<oh well...I still have 80 left.>>
<Scott> <<and with Hitokiri's Focus and that spell of Hay's....all I have to do is attack. ^_^>>
<Tahn> «ooc: Counter enabled, Scott. »
<Tahn> «ooc: :p »
<TheStoryteller> << ack.. one sec! >>
<TheStoryteller> << brb. Sister. >>
<Scott> <<maybe I'll double up on Hitokiri's Focus for more crits...then Ku Zu Ryu Sen.>>
<Scott> <<Tahn: Dod% up by almost 500.>>
<TheStoryteller> << Ok.. n/m.. continue. ;) >>
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio uses a preemptive action! He steals Haylee's turn! (natural)
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<Tahn> «ooc: ;_;! He stole your normal turn! »
<TheStoryteller> << Zeio uses a preemptive action! He steals Haylee's turn! (natural) ^^ >>
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan's turn.
<Tahn> «ooc: All 4 of them »
<Johnathan> Hrmph.. here goes again.
<TheStoryteller> << Actually.. true.. he took all your turns.. MUHAHA! >>
<TheStoryteller> << :D >>
<Scott> <<OH please let him do Spirit Pierce/Lethargy.>>
<Tahn> «ooc: I meant John's. -_- »
<Haylee> «ooc: What?! O_o »
<Haylee> «ooc: NO FAIR ;_; »
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan accelerate action A!
<Tahn> «ooc: You realize if you do crap like that to me, Stor, I'm gonna have to powergame. And when I say that, I mean POWERGAME. »
* Johnathan hits Leon with a quick pulse of healing magic, then points his staff at Zeio, launching a lance of energy at him.
<TheStoryteller> << Tahn, I'm beign smart and giving you an actual challenge. :) >>
* Johnathan follows the lance with a quick, low chant, attempting to put a bit of a damper on Zeio's timeflow.
<Tahn> «ooc: True. ;) »
<Leon> ...
<Tahn> «ooc: Giving us an actual challenge...and then rigging it so that the whole battle eventually rests on John and his cheater spell ;) »
<Haylee> «ooc: NO GIVE PLOT :O »
<Tahn> «ooc: What plot? It's obvious! :p »
<Haylee> «ooc: still! :p »
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan purges Leon.. but he is already cured of Mute! Spirit pierce is cast Zeio loses 743 ME!
<Johnathan> << Oops. Oh well, just 3 MP. damn Bob for coming in and distrcting me. ;) >>
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan tries Lethargy, but there is no effect.. this space seems to absorb the time magic.
<Johnathan> All right, pain in my ass..
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan accelerate action B!
<TheStoryteller> << Tahn, his cheater spell isn't used in thsi fight >>
<TheStoryteller> << Just so you know. :) >>
<Tahn> «ooc: Okay. ;) »
<TheStoryteller> << So focus on winning! This is not a cakewalk! ^^ >>
<Tahn> «ooc: Still - are you just being evil and taking us out one by one or are you taking out those who you don't see able to fight? ;) »
<Haylee> «ooc: But I can fight! ;_; »
<Haylee> «ooc: Does this mean I can't fight hte rest of the time? ^^: »
<TheStoryteller> << I took Haylee cause she whapped him bad. ;) >>
<Tahn> «ooc: Ah. »
<TheStoryteller> << No, just this round >>
<Haylee> «ooc: Okay ^_^ »
<Tahn> «ooc: Oh, does this count as a status effect, BTW? ;) »
* Haylee sorta stands paralyzed. ^^:
* Johnathan sends a wave of reality-altering energies toward the front, while wrapping himself in another, finally lauching another bolt at Zeio.
<TheStoryteller> << It's not a status, DRain is. :) >>
<Tahn> «ooc: So I could get rid of the Bloodties? »
<Scott> <<by casting white reflection, I'd guess, Tahn.>>
<TheStoryteller> << Yep. >>
<Scott> <<but that's 80Mp>>
<Tahn> «ooc: Kay. ;P »
<Tahn> «ooc: Scott: I have over 400 MP. And I don't eat it like John does. »
<Haylee> «ooc: He nibbles it. »
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan Innervates Leon and Bree... their hit% go up 542!
<Johnathan> << Yeah, no kidding, I'm down to 200. ;) >>
<Scott> <<and I have about 80, and I'm going through it like there's no tomorrow with Lightspeed.>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan Innervates himself next.. Defense and ME up 539!
* Bree smiles a bit, still focusing on Zeio "Thanks John..."
<Tahn> «ooc: I'm a basic Phoebe-type mage. I cast one spell a turn. »
<TheStoryteller> << pause fah numbahs ^^ >>
<Tahn> «ooc: I just happen to have four turns >;P »
<Johnathan> << sorry stor. :( >>
<Tahn> «ooc: I hope John has some Silver Lights, btw »
<Scott> <<hehehe..>>
<Johnathan> << He.. uh.. has a starlight. One. ;) >>
<Haylee> «ooc: Phoebe from Vay, right? ^^: »
<Tahn> «ooc: ...don't tell me she has Spellcraft. »
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan accelerate action C!
<Haylee> «ooc: I think she...hm... »
<Haylee> «ooc: She might. »
<Tahn> «ooc: Ever think that the reason your battles take so long for 1 or 2 rounds is because we have 5 or 6 people with more than one action a turn? »
* Johnathan again places himself in front of Haylee, his insubstantial form almost around her.
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] You are just delaying the inevitable.
<Haylee> «ooc: She does. »
<Jack> Which is....?
<Leon> «ooc: brb »
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<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan DEFENDs his little snugglebunny.. I mean Haylee. :)
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan's action!
<Haylee> «ooc: ^_^ I wanna snuggle my Johny-poo. »
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<Scott> <<well, Audrey did manage to get Will in the sack, maybe there's hope for Haylee and John.>>
<Bree> <Johnny> *dawns dark sunglasses and rapid poses* Woah..... Momma!
<Bree> <ooc> Whoops OOC! </ooc>
<Leon> «ooc: I think I fixed my DCC »
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan DEFENDs himself.. wow.. talk about flexible ^^
* Johnathan creates a little magical distortion in front of himself, staring at Zeio.
<Tahn> «ooc: You more likely wanna powerfuck your Johnny-poo »
<Haylee> «ooc: ^^ Haylee um...erhm. *^_^* »
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio's action!
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] Storms of shadow, rend the worthless flesh...
<Scott> that doesn't sound too good for the old health, folks.
<Tahn> ...
<Johnathan> << Oh, Haylee's healing song is echoing anyway. ;) >>
<Tahn> You actually thinking about putting up a fight now, Zeio?
<Scott> tahn, you're starting to sound likeLeon.
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio casts Shadow Tempest on the rear row!
<Leon> ...
<Tahn> «ooc: How do I sound like a likeleon? :O »
<Scott> <<Typo...I forgot to space.   >>
* Haylee meeps O_o
<Tahn> «ooc: »
<Tahn> «ooc:   »
<Johnathan> You know, Zeio, I kind of have to congratulate you on your determination. You're outnumbered and outgunned, but you're going to try to make a fight of it. Donno if that's brave or stupid, but..
<TheStoryteller> >> Ishtar takes 402 damage!
<TheStoryteller> John's and Haylee's barries shine.. the attack is deflected!
<Tahn> «ooc:                     »
<TheStoryteller> [Ishtar] Ouch..
<Scott> <<Ishy's gonna need healing.>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio is strong to Darkness! 230! 247!
<Tahn> «ooc: Got it covered. »
<Haylee> «ooc: LOL at Simpsons »
<TheStoryteller> << NO ME.. lol >>
<Scott> <<Ishtar has low MgE?>>
* Bree has oddly been silent and determined, not her usual mannerism
<TheStoryteller> << No.. Zeio has 900 wis. :) >>
<Tahn> «ooc: No, Zophar...er, Zeio does »
<TheStoryteller> >> Tahn's turn.
<TheStoryteller> >> Tahn Accelerate action A!
<Tahn> Okay...first on your menu today...
<Scott> <<Where's the battleship Nadesico when you need it?>>
<Bree> <ooc> Greypupon! </ooc>
<Tahn> Strands of mana, shroud with your energy! Mystic Ribbon!
* Tahn casts Mystic Ribbon on himself! A glowing aura seems to envelop its target, who is encased in a magic-resistant shell!
[Tahn:#Lunar-IoG PING]
<TheStoryteller> >> Tahn casts Mystic Ribbon! With his high Wis, his ME reaches maximum! (1100)
<Tahn> «ooc: Damn! O_o »
<Scott> <<Cool beanage, Tahn.>>
<TheStoryteller> << 22 x 50 ^^ >>
<Haylee> «ooc: go Tahn baby! Go tahn baby! Now boost my reaction! Waah »
<TheStoryteller> >> Tahn Accelerate action B!
<Tahn> Powers of raw Mana, flow through my veins. Streams of time, carry the immutable beat... Quick Litany!
* Tahn casts Quick Litany on himself! The forces of time seem to layer themselves on him, making his speed increase tenfold!
<Haylee> «ooc: or onyourself! ^^ »
<Tahn> «ooc: Love them Assist Litanies ;) »
<Leon> «ooc: Fixed my DCC :o »
<TheStoryteller> >> Tahn casts Quick Litany! His Reaction reaches maximum! (1100)
<TheStoryteller> << insane.. he beat JOhn's 987 :D >>
<TheStoryteller> >> Tahn Accelerate action C!
<Tahn> Powers of raw Mana, flow through my veins. Streams of time, carry the immutable beat... Quick Litany!
<Leon> ...
* Tahn casts Quick Litany on Haylee! The forces of time seem to layer themselves on her, making her speed increase tenfold!
<TheStoryteller> >> Tahn casts Quick Litany! Haylee's Reaction reaches maximum! (1000)
<Haylee> «ooc: I wub you Tahn! ;_; »
<Johnathan> You're aware that we're now experiencing time roughly four or five times as fast as Zeio is, Tahn? Kinda makes my head hurt.
* Scott readies himself to strike when his turn comes. draws his sword but continues to study his opponent.
<TheStoryteller> Zeio narrwos his eyes.
* Haylee bounces a bit. "Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa it's like I have ants in my pants....that sounded wrong! O_o"
<TheStoryteller> >> Tahn's action!
<Tahn> One last little boot to the head to finish it off... ;)
* Tahn holds his hands above his head, as healing energies wash out over the party...
<Tahn> Through the ages, through the dimensions...through all existence...With the augmentation of the Earth and the ark...May your power salvage our souls...so that we shall all go back to the beginning of this never ending story... White...REFLECTION!
* Tahn sends out an enormous surge of healing energy at that, washing over the party, calming their souls and healing their wounds!
<TheStoryteller> << You actually are only slightly faster than Zeio still. :) >>
<Haylee> «ooc: Haylee's slower than tar :) This is odd for her. »
<Scott> <<The NeverEnding Story?  Good book, the movie sucked, though.>>
<Johnathan> << Sure, but Accellerate, too.. eep. ;) >>
<Tahn> «ooc: LOL. ;) Actually it refers to a song. »
<Scott> <<I've been reading the book to my niece and nephew.>>
<Johnathan> White.. reflec.. what in the world is Tahn..?
<Tahn> «ooc: Ah. Good book. Rather...interesting for a children's novel though ;) Bastian does some rather...unnice things. ^^; »
<TheStoryteller> >> Tahn uses White Reflection.. the entire party is refreshed beyond comprehension, save himself! MP Drain cleared! HP and MP at Max for all but John, who recovers 400!
<Tahn> «ooc: Booyaka! ;) »
<Scott> <<Oh well, it was what my sister-in-law picked out...>>
<TheStoryteller> [Ishtar] Tahn.. what on Lunar was that...?
<Johnathan> Impressive... very impressive!
<Haylee> Thanks!
<Scott> <<We don't have many kids books on the book shelves here...mostly gramps' mystery novels.>>
<Tahn> An original spell, Ishtar. I've been researching it for a few months now.
<Tahn> «ooc: hehe. »
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] I can see why they sent you to me Tahn. A shame you stand against me.
<Scott> <<I actully suggested "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" by C.S. Lewis.  I was reading those when I was my Nephew's age.>>
<Johnathan> Gee! Yeah! 
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] But it's the path you took.. and it shall be your demise.
<Johnathan> Let's all just give up and follow Zeio!
<Leon> ...
* Johnathan performs the same odd gesture he directed at the Scourges at Zeio now.
* Haylee raspberries Zeio....but refrains from middle finger pointing. ^_^
<Haylee> «ooc: Did John flip hte bird? ;) »
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio acts in place of Haylee!
* Scott would start doing crotch chops, but carrying a sword, that would be kinda dangerous.
<Haylee> «ooc: CROTCH CHOPS?! »
<Tahn> «ooc: No, Haylee. It involves shoving one's head up one's ass. »
<Haylee> «ooc: X_x »
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] Silence you fools! Kneel before me, as Virtue soon will!!!
<Tahn> ...Yeah. Not if you never leave here.
<Leon> ...
<Scott> Zeio, I've got 2 words for you....SUCK IT!
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio accelerate action A!
<Johnathan> << The bird among other things. Like I said last time.. the gesture's one that could NOT be performed while tangible, but involves nothing below the waist. ;) >>
<Haylee> «ooc: Oogh. MEAN. »
* Johnathan sighs, shaking his head. "Zeio, you cheap bitch."
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio uses the Sceptre of Madness on Scott!
* Haylee makes a wahing noise and looks helplessly at John. ;_;
<Johnathan> It's a really cute trick..
<Scott> <<Hopefully this counts as a normal attack.>>
<Johnathan> But it's nothing more than irritating.
<TheStoryteller> >> Scott takes 195 damage.. he is Mute!
* Johnathan looks back at Haylee and winks.
<TheStoryteller> << it's a skill >>
<Scott> <<I can still attack.>>
<Johnathan> << ...I want that staff.. ;) >>
<Scott> <<Hitokiri's Focus and my AP up could prove useful.>>
<Scott> ...
<Johnathan> << That staff rules. ;) >>
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio accel action B!
<Johnathan> << ..though it'd be odd. >>
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] And you, angel... I shall knock you out of the sky!
<Haylee> «ooc: I love that Zeio can't mute me. Lalala. »
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio attacks Ishtar!
<Haylee> Ish! O_o
<Scott> <<I Wish someone could cure it quickly, though...I have a Ku Zu Ryu Sen with Zeio's name on it.>>
<TheStoryteller> [Ishtar] *tries to evade* o_o
<Scott> ...
<TheStoryteller> >> Critical hit! Ishtar takes 767 damage! KO'd!
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<Haylee> O_o;
<Tahn> ...
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio accel action C!
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<Jack> <<BLAH!>>
<Scott> <<Just how high is Zeio's hit% anyway?>>
<Johnathan> Ishtar..
<Leon> ...
<Tahn> «ooc: 69! Like John's AP! :O »
<Johnathan> I've got it covered. She won't be down for long.
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] And for you, Tahn!
* Tahn chuckles. "Bring it on, loser."
<Haylee> Tahn, look out!
* Scott tries to say something, but winds up looking like one of those Basenji dogs, that can't bark.
<Tahn> «ooc: Note to self - if I survive, I shall up my DP next turn ;P »
* Bree runs at Tahn, running into him with her shoulder, knocking him clear!
<Tahn> ...What the hell was that for? O_o
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio's huge claw barely scrapes Bree as she knocks Tahn away... Missed!
* Tahn gets shoved out of the way!
<Tahn> Bree! You...
<Tahn> O_o
<Johnathan> << The lousy thing about dying in these is losing all your stat bonuses and stuff. ;) >>
* Bree narrowly dodges "I saved you.. now just get back up and fight!"
<Tahn> O_o
* Tahn gets back up, as he would have anyways ;P
* Bree reaches down to help Tahn up "This is your battle..."
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio's action!
<Tahn> H..Hai...
<Bree> <ooc> I know.. but, Bree wanted to be heroic ^^; </ooc>
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] I see you all cling to that sickening principle of love.
<Tahn> «ooc: You know... ;) This is gonna so screw up Bree ;) He's gonna think you...yanno »
<Bree> <ooc> Yeah ^^; </ooc>
<Haylee> Oh bite me, Zeio. -_-
<Leon> Hmph..fool.
<Tahn> Yeah. Me too. It's fun.
<Haylee> Like you know what love is in the first place.
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] There shall be no room in the new world order for such things as emotions..
<Bree> No.. I just want him to get the chance I did.. to get his revenge...
<Tahn> "New world order"?
* Tahn laughs "Sure, whatever, Hitler."
<Leon> ..emotions are for the weak.
<Haylee> «ooc: Big Brother is watching! »
* Scott would says something if he could talk...but he just narrows his eyes as he watches Zeio's moves.
<Johnathan> << What's love got to do, got to do with it.. what's love, but a secon -hand emo-... why's everyone staring at me? ;) >>
<Scott> <<Leon: He's nWo 4-Life. ^_^>>
<Tahn> «ooc: lol »
<Haylee> «ooc: Hugs John. ^_^ "You dork." »
<Johnathan> Love?
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio slashes at Haylee!
<Tahn> ...O_o
<Leon> ..foolish demon doesn't know what he's speaking of.
<Haylee> Ah-! O_o
<Johnathan> Love's an odd thing, Zeio. Something way beyond your grasp, though..
<Tahn> Hay!
<Haylee> «ooc: ^_^ goodbye stat boosters! Lalala »
* Scott tries to yell, but winds up only mouthing the words "Haylee-dono!"
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan inetrcepts the shot.... it passes through harmlessly!
<Johnathan> << Let's see if this works out how I hope it will... >>
<Haylee> John!
<Tahn> «ooc: <Haylee> Eh? What'd you say, Scott? "Eat me, Bono?" »
<TheStoryteller> >> Haylee's song echoes.... the party is at Max HP!
<Scott> <<What does the lead singer of U2 have to do with anything?>>
* Johnathan somehow intercepts the blow with his insubstantial self.
<Tahn> «ooc: That's what I wanna know! ;) »
<Leon> ..speaking of emotions...hmph..
<Leon> ...
<TheStoryteller> >> Bree's turn.
<Bree> <ooc> Wow, hours later.. it's MY turn! ^^;;; </ooc>
<TheStoryteller> << damn all thsoe turns.. x_x >>
<Johnathan> Nice try, Demon! Shame you're an idiot.
<Tahn> «ooc: LOL John »
<Haylee> John...Thank you...
* Bree drops back into her stance, glowing a faint pink color.. aura rising (Inner Resolve!)
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] You have changed it seems. Perhaps you finally understand the extent of your power, John..
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] You can destroy this world if you wished it.. why do you hold back? Are you afraid? Weak?
<Scott> <<Hopefully my Hit% is high enough to crit on Zeio with just one Hitokiri's Focus.>>
<Haylee> He's not an asshole like you. Let's finish this, all right? Thanks. ^_-
<Tahn> No...He's not afraid or weak. He's sane. Quite unlike you, demon-boy.
<Scott> <<or maybe someone with soul litanies can cure it before my attack.>>
<Johnathan> Actually, none of those!
<TheStoryteller> >> Inner Resolve! Bree's AP up 303!
<Tahn> «ooc: You are too Sane! :O »
<Johnathan> I just kinda like pears.
* Johnathan shrugs
<Haylee> «ooc: John: I just want to blow up Kerzalt...! »
<Tahn> «ooc: LOL WTF? :O »
<Leon> ...
<Johnathan> If I blew up Lunar, there wouldn't be any. Real pain, you know?
<Haylee> ...Pardon!? O_o
<Scott> <<LOL!>>
* Tahn blinks. "Pears?"
* Bree sighs
* Johnathan grins and winks at Zeio now. "Duh."
* Haylee can't help but laugh in the midst of battle and...stuff. :p
* Scott shakes his head. .oO(What does fruit have to do with a battle?>>
* Leon doesn't say a word
<Johnathan> << John's decided to be irritating now. ;) >>
<Leon> «ooc: Much like his creator, like Father like Son :P »
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] You humor yourself too much.
<Haylee> «ooc: Hee hee hee! »
<TheStoryteller> >> Scott's turn.
<Leon> «ooc: Speaking of humor »
* Scott rushes at Zeio, slicing at him with his blade...unable to use his special techniques BECAUSE HE'S MUTED.
<Johnathan> Oh, come on now, Zeio.
<Leon> . o O (I wonder if Scott is muted_
<Johnathan> Think about it.
<Johnathan> Even if I could destroy Lunar..
<Tahn> «ooc: LOL Leon :O »
<Johnathan> ..why would I want to? What possible good would it do me?
<Scott> <<Oh please crit...oh please crit.....>
<Tahn> «ooc: Oh please miss....oh please miss.... jk »
<TheStoryteller> >> Scott attacks Zeio with Misogi!
<Scott> <<Well, I'm sure not using the sakabatou Shin-uchi.>>
<Leon> «ooc: Esper, Rasis ;) »
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio has weakness to Holy! 1: 359! 2: Missed! 3: 320!
<Tahn> «ooc: Woo! I was right! O_o »
<Scott> <<I need to up my hit% more.>>
<TheStoryteller> << it's still much too low to crit well sadly.. >>
<Johnathan> << I'm seeing it, E >>
<Scott> <<maybe once this mute is cured, I can attack with a double starcut/Ku Zu Ryu Sen.>>
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] You could ahve anything you wished JOhnathan... the world in your hands like the finest pearl. Give me your pwoer, that I might do it in your places... Haha...
<Leon> «ooc: Just pelt him with Egg Rolls »
<TheStoryteller> >> Jack's turn.
<Haylee> «ooc: John: The world is my osyster! »
<Johnathan> Well, yeah, or I could just buy myself a house, plant an orchard, and retire. That's way less work.
<Scott> ....
<Johnathan> But quite frankly, I can't do that quite yet, can I? Irritating people like you seem to be in the way.
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] People like you are in mine. That is why you must perish.
<Tahn> «ooc: LOL! John is SO turning into Hikaru! »
<Jack> Jack charges at the dark demon with reckless abandon, as he tries to destroy him with his most powerful attack.  TRIPLE CHOP!!  <<Don't say ANYTHING!! ^_^;;;>>
<Leon> «ooc: ARMBAR! »
<Johnathan> << Actually, John's just making fun of him. ;) >>
<Tahn> «ooc: Next time use /me instead of "Jack"! »
<Leon> ...
* Haylee smiles at John. ^_^
<Jack> <<Oops...Forgot that...>>
<Haylee> You can be really irrtating, you know that? ^^ Thank the Goddess we
* Johnathan grins. "Oh, I'm sure I will eventually. Some number of decades from now."
<Haylee> 're on the same side and all that. <<EVIL!>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Jack sues TRiple Chop! With Zeio's ruined defnses, it cuts deeply and painfully into the dark beast, black blood gushing out!
* Scott still wants to know what Pears have to do with anything.
<TheStoryteller> >> 1235 damage!
* Johnathan puts on a mock-sad expression. "Shame you won't be around. I could visit you in your retirement home, or wherever defunct, outdated demons live."
<Jack> <<Why would I want to sue it??>>
<Tahn> «ooc: Yessss..we're both on the EVIL side... *pinkie pose* »
<Johnathan> << (EVIL!) indeed. ;) >>
<Scott> <<LOL!  Dr. EVil!>>
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] You taunt ME in MY land?! You shall pay the ultimate price!
<Haylee> «ooc: ^_^ Mini Me rocks me so bad »
<Leon> ...
<TheStoryteller> >> Leon's turn.
<Scott> ...
<Johnathan> Oh, I'll taunt you here, there, wherever. You're really not that imposing, you know.
* Leon raises one of his chrome pistols to his lips, "Light."
<Haylee> Yada Yada. You know, it's SO Much harder to take your (And I will admit this) fairly impressive attacks seriously when you're so horribly bad at Melodrama. I mean...it makes US look GOOD>
<Scott> <<Oh shit...here we go again.>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Leon's attack takes on Light effect!
* Leon opens fire on the demon
* Johnathan snickers. "Say hello to the little shiney metal things, Zeio!"
<Scott> .oO(Ok, now he's starting to sound like a kid's TV show.>>
* Tahn laughs "Ever consider working on Barney and Friends, John?"
<TheStoryteller> >> Leon fires the Light charged Magnum! Zeio is weak to Light!
<Johnathan> Hmm.. tempting, Tahn!
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*** Bree sets mode: +o Windstar
<Johnathan> But I'd probably be barred from the show.. there's simply no opportunity in the work-force for people like me, you know.
<Scott> .oO(next thing you know, he'll be running around here singing "Zeio's mom's a bitch".)
<Haylee> «ooc: Windstar! You've been dead all battle! ^^ »
<Scott> <<WINDY!>>
* Leon might be grinning as he fires, but you can'te tell from te shadows given off from his hat
<TheStoryteller> >> 1: 601! 2: 642! 3: 604! 4: Missed! 5: 620!
<Windstar> <<.........>>
<Jack> <<YAY!!>>
<Johnathan> << Hey, Wind! >>
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<TheStoryteller> >> 6: 690!
<Jack> <<???>>
<TheStoryteller> << erk :( >>
<Haylee> «ooc: Oooooookaaaaay. Was I that insulting? :p Nooooo »
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<Scott> <<o_O;>>
*** Bree sets mode: +o Windstar
<Haylee> «ooc: What'd I say? O_O »
<Johnathan> << Hey again, Wind! >>
<TheStoryteller> << Windy, you're nto dead. ^^ >>
<Haylee> «ooc: You're just sleeping! :D »
<Windstar> <<...........No.....>>
<Windstar> <<.... switched to Gargoyle>>
<Johnathan> << Ah, good call >>
<TheStoryteller> << ok.. scared me. ^^ >>
<Scott> <<Oh, I gotcha.>>
<Haylee> «ooc: You scared me too O_o »
<Haylee> «ooc: Wahs »
<Jack> << I don't get it....>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Leon unloads the remaining gun!
<Windstar> <<....tired.....>>
<Jack> <<ohh...>>
<TheStoryteller> >> 7: 304! 8: 327! 9: 299! 10: 320! 11: 331!
<Johnathan> << ....11? Holy shit. >>
<Leon> «ooc: I get 11 attacks? »
<TheStoryteller> << Yes. You gained another level 20. :) >>
<Haylee> «ooc: EVIL. »
<Leon> «ooc: Oh cool :) »
<Leon> «ooc: I AM SO COOL »

Session Time: Mon Apr 17 00:00:00 2000

<Scott> <<Bree, wanna reconsider that match between Leon and Mai?>>
<Haylee> «ooc: YOU ARE A MONKEY! »
<Tahn> «ooc: No, only 10. He skipped attack 6 »
<TheStoryteller> << I did declare it >>
<TheStoryteller> << in fact, did Scott only get 3? ^^ >>
<Bree> <ooc> Mai has 13 at what level? And.. what level is LEon? If they're equal level.. I'm sure she'll kick his butt ^^ </ooc>
<Johnathan> << I'm still amazed at anything over 3. ;) >>
<TheStoryteller> << he has 4.. but it's ok :) >>
<Leon> «ooc: Actually, Leon isn't my strongest character »
<Tahn> «ooc: Hmm. Mai and Flynn vs Leon and Tahn, Bree. ;) »
<Leon> «ooc: Dayanara could whoop just about anyone »
<Tahn> «ooc: Daya is, right? »
<Leon> «ooc: Save John »
<TheStoryteller> >> Combat Round 3!
<Leon> «ooc: Pre-preemptive spells suck :P »
<Scott> <<Who can heal muting?>>
<Johnathan> << Agreed. They're the only reason she could waste Bulix, Leon. ;) >>
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] You flaunt your power too much, mage. Now it becomes mine..
<Tahn> ...
<Leon> «ooc: You do realize Daya has an insane Dodge % ;) »
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio uses a preemptive action! John's action succumb to Chaotic Disturbance!
<Johnathan> << Not compared to Bul's hit, it's not. ;) >>
<Haylee> Oh dear. O_o
<Leon> «ooc: Lamont's pretty damn strong now too »
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio Accelerate action A!
<Tahn> «ooc: Chaotic Disturbance? Isn't that a Slayers spell? »
<Johnathan> ...You begin to irritate me.
<Tahn> «ooc: Oh, and..uh...STOREN O_o »
<Tahn> «ooc: Tahn has 1100 reaction...remember? ;P »
<TheStoryteller> << urk! >>
<TheStoryteller> >> Tahn's turn.
<TheStoryteller> << whoops :) >>
<TheStoryteller> >> Tahn Accelerate action A!
<Leon> «ooc: If he's using Pre-emptive..does it matter? :) »
<Tahn> You took the wrong mage's power, Zeio.
<TheStoryteller> << and Hay's too. >>
<Tahn> Lifeforce of Althena, be our armor to protect us... Mystic Defender!
<TheStoryteller> << Zeio can only act on John's react, so he ahs to wait for the two other monsters here. >>
* Tahn casts Mystic Defender on Tahn! A glowing aura seems to envelop them, encasing them in an ethereal armor!
<TheStoryteller> >> Should I bother? Mystic Defender maxes out Tahn's DP! (1100)
* Leon goes to reloading his guns, prepareing for his next strike
<Tahn> Forces of Aether.. add your powers to our own! Iron Wolf!
* Scott holds his sword ready once more to strike.
* Tahn casts Iron Wolf on himself! A glowing aura seems to envelop its target, encasing his weapons in an aura of strength!
<Tahn> «ooc: That's action B btw »
* Johnathan traces his finger along the air, apparently tracing a pattern. "Interesting trick indeed.."
<Tahn> «ooc: Note: Never give an assist mage wisdom boosts ;) »
<TheStoryteller> >> Again, Tahn's power reaches maximum! Iron Wolf!
<TheStoryteller> << Tahn is a god now. o_O >>
<TheStoryteller> >> Tahn Accelerate action C!
<Tahn> Vanish! Fade away! Melt away! Phase Litany!
* Tahn casts Phase Litany on the party! They seem to fade into the nearby surroundings with the power of the spell!
<Tahn> «ooc: >;) »
<Tahn> «ooc: I've now made the party practically untouchable.. ;P »
<Haylee> «ooc: brb »
<Scott> <<Oh cool...I'll bet my Dod% is maxxed out now. ^_^x>>
<Scott> ....
<TheStoryteller> >> Tahn casts Phase Litany! The entire party's dodge is maxed! (1000-1100 depnding :)
* Tahn ties one of his old throwing daggers to his whip, then another...then a third... "Now we get serious, Zeio."
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] I see the student finally thinks he can challenge the master.
<Scott> << <Tahn> Kan Satsu Tobikunai!>>
* Tahn snaps the whip in the air, shooting out each of the daggers into Zeio at unheardof speeds! <<Touchdown!>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Tahn casts Touchdown!
<Bree> <ooc> <Tahn> *Spikes Zeio's head in the Endzone and does his dance!* </ooc>
<Scott> <<LOL, Bree!>>
<Tahn> «ooc: LOL »
<Johnathan> << hehe. >>
<TheStoryteller> << sweet jesus >>
<Tahn> «ooc: :D I AM A GOD! :O »
<Tahn> «ooc: I SHALL BE AS GODS »
<TheStoryteller> >> The daggers impale the demonic entity in several places! 2298 damage!
<Scott> << That has to be some sort of record.>>
<TheStoryteller> Zeio actually staggers for the first moment.
<TheStoryteller> << he's at 11000 vs 0 ME at form 3 >>
<TheStoryteller> << er 1100 in both >>
<Tahn> Heh. That was for Vane.
<Scott> <<0 MgE?>>
<Tahn> «ooc: Spirit Pierce, Scott. »
<TheStoryteller> << John double Pierced him. >>
<Tahn> «ooc: John did one. »
<Scott> <<Ouchers.>>
<Tahn> «ooc: or two. »
<Leon> ...
* Haylee is gone (%phone(%log(none))%) (pec)
<TheStoryteller> >> Haylee delays her action! ^^
[Tahn:#Lunar-IoG PING]
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] You wish to fight me for Vane? A dead dream of a foolish old man's lineage?
* Tahn laughs.
<Tahn> Not for Vane.
<Leon> ..you talk too much...
<Tahn> For what you did to me there.
<Bree> <ooc> <Tahn> You made me eat... PEAS!!! </ooc>
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] I'll show you the very thing that bested Kashier... learn well before you are no more.
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio acts in place of Johnathan!
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] And with your power, I shall complete it!
* Scott stays in his stance, eyeing Zeio.
<Tahn> ...
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio gathers energy!
<Tahn> «ooc: >> Zeio does nothing! :O »
<Johnathan> Really irritating..
<Tahn> «ooc: >> Zeio explodes from not talking! »
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio continues.. and continues..
<Bree> <ooc> >> Zeio picks his nose and flings boogers at the group! </ooc>
<Tahn> Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is when you cast the big-ol spell that'll kill us all and then it doesn't work. Yawn.
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio's normal action!
<Scott> <<how much do you wanna bet I'm dead. :P>>
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] ENOUGH!! Darkness beyond twilight... Forbidden Light!
<Scott> <<DRAGU SLAVE?>>
<Tahn> ..."Darkness beyond twilight"?! Come ON!
<Bree> <ooc> Ripoff SLAVE! </ooc>
<Tahn> -_- Some girl named Lina already has that schtick.
<Leon> ...shut up.
<TheStoryteller> << Emili used that as chant. I can;'t change it :) >>
<Leon> ..you're annoying.
<Bree> <ooc> <Lina> *beats Tahn with her schtick* </ooc>
<Tahn> I try.
<Tahn> «ooc: OBSCENE, Bree. »
<Scott> <<Darkness beyond Twilight, Crimson beyond blood that flows, buried in the flow of time, in thy great name I pledge myself to Darkness.>>
* Haylee is back (%gone: 6mins 18secs ) (pec)
<Scott> <<wb, Hay...just in time to get wasted by Zeio.
<Scott> >>
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio's huge ball of force launches at the group, absorbing the very dark aura from the atmosphere, until it's one huge ball of rending magical energy!
<Tahn> «ooc: In thy great name, darkness, I pledge myself to thee. :p »
<Haylee> Agh! O_O
<Scott> O_ox
<Jack> <<Father please forgive me for all my sins....>>
* Tahn looks nonchalant.
* Scott looks like he's about to be wasted.
<Tahn> «ooc: <Scott> This is some damn killer weed, man. »
* Bree starts saying her prayers to Althena...
* Leon doesn't move.
<Bree> <ooc> LOL Cheech and ... Scott ^^; </ooc>
<Scott> <<Yeah, mon...we gotta'old'o 'de good ganja. ^_^>>
<Scott> <<Damn, Jamaica was too much fun. ^_^>>
* Johnathan looks at the ball of dark energy. "See, now that's actually impressive.."
<TheStoryteller> >> Leon takes 901 damage! Ko'd! Jack takes 876! KO'd! Bree takes 780! Ko'd! Scott is strong to Darkness! 417! Tahn resists the attack!
<Scott> <<Hopefully my Angel Armor will resist the better part of it.>>
* Leon is blow against the wall and falls over
<Bree> <ooc> FUCK... wasted my time today... </ooc>
<Scott> <<10 HP left. :P>>
* Haylee begins to painic! "John!"
<Tahn> «ooc: I RESISTED THE ATTACK? O_o »
<Leon> «ooc: blown »
<Tahn> ....BREE!
<Jack> <<Oh well....back to cleaning the stables for me....>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Haylee and John's mirrors absorb the magic... they shatter!
<Johnathan> << magic wall, magic wall, weeeeee.. ;) >>
<Scott> <<will White Reflection resurrect?>>
<Tahn> «ooc: Ask Stor. »
* Bree is flat on the ground.. and cant hear Tahn's yelling
<Haylee> «ooc: ^_^ John, I must mention that you kick ass, my darling! »
<Windstar> <<Darkness beyong twilight, crimson from beyond blood that flows, buried in the stream of time, I swear your power grows, I pledge myself to stand, against the mighty kinderd stone, in my unworthy hand.>>
<Tahn> «ooc: That's a DIRECT translation, Windy ;) »
<TheStoryteller> << Tahn resisted becuase his ME is past ZEio Eff >>
<TheStoryteller> << ^^ >>
<Bree> <ooc> So much for holy armor.. damn cheap shit ^^;; </ooc>
<TheStoryteller> << o_o >>
<Scott> <<You bought Angel armor too, Bree?>>
<Bree> <ooc> Yep.. thought it would HELP ^^;; </ooc>
<TheStoryteller> << I forgot Bree.. gomen.. :O >>
<Haylee> «ooc: Bree lives to see another day :D »
<TheStoryteller> << let me fix it >>
<Tahn> «ooc: Retcon! »
<Scott> <<I only have 10Hp left.>>
<Leon> «ooc: I'm dead »
<Haylee> «ooc: Hands the Zophar Eraser to Storen! :) »
<Bree> <ooc> lol </ooc>
<Leon> «ooc: Aren't I? How much HP do I have? »
<Tahn> «ooc: *jams to LS2 Magical Mobile Weapon Nash* »
<Windstar> <<Hee hee I got it straight from the tapes dubbed that is =)>>
<Tahn> «ooc: AGH! DUBS! O_O »
<Tahn> «ooc: *ducks and covers!* »
<TheStoryteller> >> Bree is Resistant to Dark! the Elementalor Staff shines! 220!
<Leon> «ooc: Yeah, I'm dead »
<TheStoryteller> << Techncially that 780 had to eb quartered >>
<TheStoryteller> << ^^ >>
*** Windstar is now known as Emili
<Scott> <<What dubs?  I ahve the first season of Slayers and Software Sculptors didn't dub it that way.>>
<Bree> <ooc> 68 left ^^;; </ooc>
<Scott> <<more than I...I only have 10, Bree-chan.>>
<Tahn> «ooc: Try fandubs, I think. »
<Tahn> «ooc: That or the OAV dubs »
* Bree opens her eyes, sitting up looking really screwed up "D..d..damn.. that packed a hell of a punch..."
<TheStoryteller> >> Bree's turn.
<Tahn> Bree...are you okay?
<Scott> <<I have the OVA dubs, Tahn.>>
<Scott> <<ADV didn't dub it like that in the movie or the dubs either.>>
* Bree nods and shakes off what she can of the pain "Yeah.. I'll draw his fire.. you finish him off..."
<TheStoryteller> << Damn Tahn.. you took 0 from that... damn... ^^ >>
<Emili> <<Yes they did, I have the Software Sculptors dubs, they change occassionally from that one I said and another one, very minor, but the syallablls change>>
<Tahn> «ooc: Then it's a Next dub. »
* Bree drops into a stance, her pain very evident from her actions, motioning Zeio on "Bring it on double ugly... (Taunt!)"
<Tahn> «ooc: Lina never said that quote in the first series dubs O_o »
<Leon> «ooc: Play the game, argue over Dragonslave later :P »
<Scott> <<or a Try Dub...They started releasing Try this month.>>
<Emili> <<They do the same thing in the Next dubs>>
<Haylee> «ooc: :O I don't care! :O »
<Leon> «ooc: Me either :O »
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] Yet you still stand... let me end your misery myself.
<Emili> <<Try is out? =)>>
<Tahn> «ooc: Pardon us otaku. »
<TheStoryteller> >> Bree taunts! :D
<TheStoryteller> >> Haylee's delayed actions! ^^
<Scott> <<What about Haylee's action?>>
<Johnathan> << Nice call, Scott. ;) >>
<Scott> <<^_^>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Haylee's Song echos..! Bree and Scott are healed to Max!
<Emili> <<They brought out the Try dubs now? =)>>
<Emili> <<Awesome gotta pick one up =)>>
* Leon lays on the ground, looking..well..just like he did before he got smacked
<Scott> <<Starting this month...I think.>>
<Tahn> «ooc: Prolly only the first tape. »
* Haylee grins. ^_^
<Scott> <<Now please restore song....>>
<Haylee> «ooc: Ooh, Do I still get accelrate action? :O »
<TheStoryteller> << Yes, 4 actions honey. >>
* Bree grins, her motions losing the evident pain as she starts to bounce with a fighter's rythm "Thanks Haylee.. I really needed that..."
<Haylee> «ooc: I no know :O »
<Scott> <<Yep....you had that magic wall up.>>
<Haylee> «ooc: Oh my loride :D »
<Emili> <<BTW can someone please tell me what is going on? =)>>
<Johnathan> << We're fighting Zeio >>
<Scott> <<We're fighting Zeio...have been for a long time now.>>
<Bree> <ooc> Big bad guy.. kicking asses.. ^^;; </ooc>
<TheStoryteller> << Fighting Zeio.. Emili, Adam, and Elriak were knocked aside soemwhat. ^^ >>
<Emili> <<What happened to the others?>>
* Haylee sings a gentle song, soft at first, but growing in purity...you feel your bodies being purged of vile, icky...nasty things!
<TheStoryteller> << all are down cept Hay, Bree, Scott, John, Tahn >>
<Bree> <ooc> Yay! My cooties are gone! ^^v </ooc>
<TheStoryteller> << lol >>
* Scott stands there in his battle stance, ready to strike out at Zeio..."Thanks, Hayle-chan!"
<Emili> <<No the bad guys =)>>
<Haylee> «ooc: Hayle...Rayle/ »
<Scott> <<Typo, dammit!>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Restoration Song! Scott's Mute healed!
<Tahn> «ooc: Hayleeee :P »
<Scott> Haylee, I mean. ^_^
<TheStoryteller> << The generals were kileld ^^ >>
<Scott> <<Ok, should he still be kickin, Double starcut/Ku Zu Ryu Sen....or maybe I'll go for a TRIPLE Ku Zu Ryu Sen. ^_^>>
<Haylee> Now Zeio...I think you've picked on us long enough, eh? This is what you get for screwing with me!
<TheStoryteller> << Zeio is going to fall now if Scott hits with too much damage. ^^ >>
<Tahn> Show no mercy, Haylee.
<Haylee> And dressing me up like a slut!...And various other things I do not like you for!
* Tahn grins sadistically.
* Haylee closes her eyes tightly, an aura of white light radiating from her body, in holy purity.  "Goddess Althena...she who created this world and now resides in each of our souls! Grant me the power of my own mind to slay my enemies!"
* Haylee aims her hand at Zeio, shooting a bolt of coalescing mind energy into his body!
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] What can you do, little girl! You are just a puppet in a bigegr game!
<Bree> <ooc> Awww.. I wanna get Zeio to attack so I can hand him a few hits ^^; I haven't hit at all tonight </ooc>
<Scott> nomercy, Haylee-chan.
<Haylee> We'll see who falls here!
<Bree> <ooc> He's speaking in tongues!?! </ooc>
<Emili> <<LoD is coming this August =)>>
<Scott> <<LoD?  I'll have the RK OAV series in a week.>>
<Tahn> «ooc: LoD? Lords of Denial? »
<TheStoryteller> >> Haylee casts Illumination!
<Emili> <<Legend of Dragoon>>
* Haylee does Illumination anoteher time...and then another...and they converge into a HUGE magical blast of energy!
<Haylee> Kyaaaaaah!
<Bree> <ooc> Lame, Old, Deeek! ^^;; </ooc>
<Haylee> «ooc: ...That was lame ;P »
<Tahn> «ooc: Pheh. I want them to translate Kodocha. »
<TheStoryteller> >> The tri-bolts of mental might lance into Zeio's head, making him scream in inhuman pain! :O
* Haylee gets thrown on her butt by the force! ^^
<Tahn> This is what happens when you ignore emotions, Zeio.
<TheStoryteller> >> 1340! 1250! 1302!
<Scott> <<well, he sure as hell can't scream out in HUMAN pain since he AIN'T HUMAN!>>
<Haylee> Now you can feel the pain my parents felt...and know NEVER to mess with me again!
<Tahn> They come back to haunt you.
* Scott holds Misogi parallel to his body..."Get ready, Zeio."
<TheStoryteller> >> Scott's turn.
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] Curse you.. why can't you accept your fates?!
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<Bree> <ooc> *crosses fingers, hoping to hit the big ol baddie ^^;* </ooc>
* Scott uses lightspeed, allowing him to attack 3 times with his Ku Zu Ryu Sen attack, once from the front, the second from the back. he then goes airborne and attacks from above.
<Jack> <<Why can't you just fraggin' DIE!!!??>>
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] If I do not harness your power, Virtue will! She is no better!
<Tahn> Zettai unmei, mokushiroku. Remember that, Zeio.
<Johnathan> Fate...
<Johnathan> Ha!
<Haylee> No one will use me again!
<TheStoryteller> << Damn Scott ^^ >>
<Scott> HITEN MITSURUGI RYUU....KU ZU RYU SEN!
<Bree> What did you just say?
<Tahn> We will do to Virtue exactly what we do to you, Zeio.
<Leon> «ooc: He said Extra Hot Pace Picane' :o »
<TheStoryteller> >> Scott moves at Lightspeed... he triple casts Ku Zu Ryu Sen!
<Haylee> «ooc: I like Pace :D Is chunky with tomatoes :o »
<Tahn> «ooc: :O »
<Leon> «ooc: And it's not made in New York City »
<TheStoryteller> << this is going to be killer. :) >>
<Tahn> «ooc: NEW YO'K CITY?! O_o »
<Scott> <<try attacking all 9 critical points in the anatomy 3 times...actually 27 attacks in 3 skills.>>
<Bree> <ooc> If I knew he was gonna die, I would have hit him instead of taunting ^^; </ooc>
<Haylee> «ooc: You taunt with Flare, bree. We luv you ^_^ »
<Haylee> «ooc: *Snugs* »
<Johnathan> << Don't feel bad, Bree, I haven't done any damage either. Damage dealing is.. uh.. Tahn and Haylee and Leon and Scott and Jack's jobs! ;) >>
<Bree> <ooc> If he happens to survive.. I hope to kick him in the pants! ^^ </ooc>
<Tahn> «ooc: Flair. Not flare. If she taunted with flares, she'd burn her hands. »
<Haylee> «ooc: Zeio wears pants! :O »
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio falters a lot as he is ripped open by holy force! 2104! 2163! 2207!
<Tahn> «ooc: It's Tahn and Haylee's jobs. ;) »
<Johnathan> << Or at least a carapace, Hay. ;) >>
<Bree> <ooc> But you did -something- ^^;; All Bree did was stand there, helping herself to do something in the long run.. there is no long run ^^; </ooc>
<Tahn> «ooc: WE ARE THE ONES WHO WANT REVENGE GUNDAMMIT! :O »
<Haylee> «ooc: Nah, i was thinking of him as this big blue naked blob of demon flab! »
<Leon> «ooc: I don't have any revenge to get... »
<Tahn> «ooc: O_O »
<Johnathan> << ew >>
<Leon> «ooc: But I'm dead right now »
<Tahn> «ooc: eeew... bad mental image »
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] YOU SHALL DIE FOR THIS!
<Tahn> Yare, yare...
<Bree> <ooc> Bree got no real revenge ^^;; </ooc>
<Haylee> Et oh! ^_-
<Leon> «ooc: Is comparing Blue Daya and Red Daya to see which he likes better »
<Tahn> all talk, no action, Zeio. Just like some of the girls I've met.
* Bree motions Zeio on "Pick me sour puss!"
<Scott> yare yare....whatever...
<TheStoryteller> >> Combat Round 4!
<Tahn> «ooc: Uh, Scott... You realize you redundant-ized yourself ;P »
<Leon> «ooc: Which do you like better, Red or Blue :o »
<Tahn> «ooc: yare yare, whatever. They mean the same thing, basically ;) »
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio uses a preemptive action! Chaotic Disturbance steals Scott's turn!
<Johnathan> << ZEIO >>
<Johnathan> << YOU >>
<Johnathan> << WILL >>
<Haylee> «ooc: NO JOHN! :O »
<Johnathan> << ..nah. ;) >>
<Tahn> ...
<TheStoryteller> >> Tahn's turn.
<Leon> «ooc: DEI! »
<Bree> <ooc> BE ASSIMILATED? ^^; </ooc>
<Haylee> «ooc: Noo...It's DEI1111 »
<Tahn> You know...You get stupider every time I meet you, Gregory...Oh, excuse me...Zeio.
<Johnathan> << DEI11111111 >>
<Haylee> Think he suffered a brain fart?
<Johnathan> He's ugly too, Tahn. Don't forget that
<Scott> <<Well, should Tahn, Hay and Bree finish him off...it really doesn't matter..I did my 6000 damage. ^_^>>
* Tahn glares at Zeio, plotting out his next course of action...
<Tahn> «ooc: Sharpshooter. »
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] You cannot defeat me here no matter how much you struggle!
<Johnathan> Sure we can!
<Scott> and we will....
<Haylee> Uh huh. Of course we can! 
<Tahn> ...You don't know the power of your own hatred, Zeio.
<Johnathan> Denial really never does anyone any good.
<Scott> <<When he uses my action...does that mean he can also use lightspeed?>>
<Leon> «ooc: Blue Daya or Red Daya..so many questions :o »
<Johnathan> Come on! Shout "I am inivincible", Zeio. You know you want to.
<TheStoryteller> >> Tahn's hit is maxxed. He is now God. j/k. :)
* Tahn repeats the action with the daggers... "This...is for what you've done to Bree and Haylee..."
<Haylee> «ooc: maxxed? Sounds x-rated! »
<Johnathan> << Nah. xx-rated. ;) >>
* Tahn then throws his remaining daggers into Zeio "This...is for what you did to Alex..."
<Scott> <<tahn's turning into Misao with those Kunai. ^_^>>
* Bree blinks "Tahn..."
* Tahn wraps the whip around Zeio's...uh..."neck"...and pulls. "And THIS...is for what you've done to torture my own soul."
<Bree> <ooc> Whoops! You missed! That's not his 'neck'! ^^;; </ooc>
<Haylee> No mercy, Tahn! We're bloody bastards and we might as well revel in it!
<Tahn> «ooc: Eew. »
<Johnathan> << *wince* >>
<Haylee> «ooc: Ugh o_o »
<Scott> <<Ok, a mix between Misao and Sophia from Toshinden.>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Tahn casts Touchdown three times.. he charges at Zeio in unheard of fury! o_o
<Tahn> Rest in pieces, asshole. I hope you and Virtue have a fun talk as you both rot in hell.
<TheStoryteller> >> 2345! 2260! 2322!
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio staggers backwards.... stunned.
<Scott> Tahn, if I know Zeio, he'd only try to take over Hell.  <<* Zeio takes on the form of Shishio and attemps his "Kuni Tori" of Hell.>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Victory!
<Haylee> Yeah! Yeah!
<Bree> <ooc> <Zeio> Ow.. my 'neck'! </ooc>
<Johnathan> Nice, Tahn..
* Haylee raises a fist into the air in a cute gesture. ^_^
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] You...
<Haylee> «ooc: will deii111 »
* Scott sheathes his blade, then looks to his friends, smiling.
* Bree blinks, standing up and out of her stance, a bit surprised
<TheStoryteller> >> The whole party recieves 250 xp and 2000 $p! All downed members revive!
*** Retrieving #Lunar-IoG info...
* Jack slowly gets up from the ground "oww.....my head....what a hangover..."
* Leon silently picks himself up off the ground, not saying anything.
<Johnathan> << Leeeevell! :D >>
* Tahn growls, but has a lopsided grin on his face <<think Duo Maxwell>> "The student has become the master, Zeio."
*** TheStoryteller changes topic to '-= Chapter 37: Nexus | Location: Talkias (Err..I mean Talikas)  | 3717 $P =- +250'
<Scott> <<LEVEL! >>
<Leon> «ooc: Same here »
<Bree> <ooc> I wonder if I got SP.. I want my level 30 ^^ </ooc>
<Johnathan> And you said we couldn't win here, hrm?
<Haylee> I think we won!
<Leon> ...
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] You put up an interesting fight... but as I said, it's useless.
<Scott> never say never, right, John?
<Bree> He's still breathing... we haven't won yet.
* Haylee hugs John around the waist, grinning. "Now my mom and dad can rest in piece."
<Haylee> «ooc: PEACE :O »
<Bree> Hey.. you guys are celebrating too soon here...
<Leon> «ooc: Peice of ass? »
<Haylee> «ooc: REST IN PIECES! BWAHAHAHA »
<TheStoryteller> Suddenly the whole crystal platform begisn to shatter... you loose your footing and start plummeting!
<Haylee> ...Ah craaaaap! O_o
* Scott assumes his battou jutsu stance...then begins to plummet.
<Leon> ..wonderful...
<Johnathan> Whoa...!
* Bree flails, flapping her arms "Not agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiin!!"
* Haylee is still hanging onto John, btw. ^_^
<Scott> @_@x;
* Tahn sighs. "I got my revenge. Whatever happens to me now happens."
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] You are trapped here forever... even if you best me, there is no going back to the world you knew!
* Bree makes a kick at Tahn as she falls "Cut that out already!"
<Leon> ...
<TheStoryteller> You feel lances of energy rip into your clothing, and into your souls, cuasing intesne agony. >_<
<Johnathan> << Leon, king of punctuation. ;) >>
<Scott> O_ox;  
* Haylee screams! O_o
* Bree arches her back, sharply screaming in pain
* Tahn feels no pain, he seems...calm. He doesn't seem to notice the bad magic...until Bree screams.
<Tahn> Bree! O_o
* Scott refuses to scream out in pain, keeping his mind focused on finding a way out of this.
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] This is my world now... you cannot defeat me in the very place where I draw my power!
* Leon is in a great deal of pain
<Tahn> ...Yes we can, Zeio.
<Bree> <ooc> <Leon> ..... (I'm having my period(s)) </ooc>
<Haylee> Aaggh! Make it...AGH!...
* Johnathan grits his teeth, breathing heavily. "Agh.. you.."
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] Virtue was a fool to seal me. It only caused me to grow in might.
<Leon> ...kill me..get it overwith.
* Scott stands up in no end of pain, taking his stance once more, eyeing Zeio.
<TheStoryteller> The pain continues.. you start to pass out..
* Bree clutches her gut, folding over in pain "G..god..ddess......."
* Scott falls to one knee.
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] What can you do?! NOTHING!
<Haylee> John...
<TheStoryteller> John's body starts to glow with erratic energies...
* Haylee falls to the 'ground', barely conscious. "What are you doing..John...?"
<Johnathan> If.. we.. can't..
<Bree> <ooc> Eeew.. Erotic energies? Let go of him Haylee, we dont wanna see that ^^;; </ooc>
* Tahn keeps conscious, unwilling to yield...He falls to the ground, but doesn't succumb.
<Haylee> «ooc: LOL O_o »
<Tahn> J..John...
<Johnathan> ..can't beat you here..
* Scott holds Misogi by the blade ...as if thinking the holy blade can ease the pain.
<Johnathan> ..but we can..
<Tahn> He seems to still be wary of your power. Use that against him...
* Bree lays on her back, curling up in pain, her eyes start to dim and fade "T..tahn..."
<Haylee> «ooc: Serve you pears! Zeio: NO PEARS! »
<Tahn> ...Bree...
<Leon> «ooc: * Scott then start stroking his blade... »
* Tahn holds Bree close, waiting to see what John does before reacting.
<Haylee> «ooc: Hey now! >_< »
<TheStoryteller> Johnathan starts to phase in and out of the shadow space... like he's almost moving to another reality altogether.
* Bree looks over at Tahn, eyes watery "I..it hurts..."
* Haylee lies near John, trying to reach him, but her hand goes through. ;_;
* Johnathan glares at Zeio, speaking in a raspy voice from the pain. "Then.."
<Tahn> It'll be okay, Bree...we'll get out of this...
<Leon> ...
<TheStoryteller> Zeio watches John with interest.
<Haylee> «ooc: John! serve him pears! It's all about the pears! »
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] What is left for you? Your energies are fading.. and so is your life.
<Tahn> «ooc: <Johnathan> Darkness beyond twilight, blackness beyond the darkest pitch... »
<Scott> I...cannot...fail..now...too...close to...ending this..and....*starts to pass out as he reaches out with his free hand, as if to someone* To...
<Scott> << <Johnathan> Darkness beyond the blackest pitch..deeper than the deepest night.>>
* Johnathan trembles, barely noticing himself phasing. "NO! No.. you can't win this, Zeio.. I won't let you, dammit!"
<Haylee> John...!
<Scott> -_-x
<TheStoryteller> Suddenly, a small pinpoint of the area starts to waver.
<Tahn> «ooc: So I flubbed the quote. ;) You don't see a Giga Slave every other Slayers episode, Scott. ;) »
<Tahn> ...John...Come on...pull us through.
<Scott> <It was only used twice in the first season.>>
* Bree rests in Tahn's arms, unable to move much at all "<q> ...o..ow..."
<TheStoryteller> It ripples outward like a wave... around Johnathan and Zeio...
<Tahn> «ooc: Once. The other time didn't actually happen. »
<Bree> <ooc> Oi.. my glasses are fixed, but my vision't screwy.. I thought the R in ripples was an N ^^; </ooc>
<Tahn> <q> It'll be okay, Bree...
* Tahn hugs her closser
<Johnathan> Won't let you.. you want my energy... our energies..
<Scott> <<LOL!>>
<Tahn> «ooc: Lol! It nipples outward! :O »
<Haylee> «ooc: Aggh! ^6 »
<Johnathan> ..you can't have them! Not on your terms! Not on any terms but mine..
<Scott> <<:9>>
<Jack> <<Eef I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold eet against me?>>
<TheStoryteller> The dark backdrop twists and distorts in several places... your remaining senses reeling!
* Bree rests her head on Tahn, sniffles "H..hai... I know...."
<Scott> <<Jack: Both a quote of Groucho Marx, and a song by the Bellamy Bros.>>
<Haylee> Aagh...;_;
* Scott is pretty much unconscious...
<Scott> -_-x
<Jack> <<And a Monty Python Quote! "MY NIPPLES EXPLODE WITH DELIGHT!!">>
<TheStoryteller> The waves of force now surge once, and the very space around John and Zeio.... cracks apart?
* Tahn keeps his senses...but not well. He still remains coherent enough to hold Bree comfortingly..
<Haylee> «ooc: Whoa! Impressive nipples ;o »
<Tahn> «ooc: LOL! »
<Haylee> «ooc: You saved my butt, buddy. Wow. What impressive balls. »
<Tahn> «ooc: Haylee: You can't eat it, but if you use your tongue, you'll be surprised! »
* Bree stares into space, resting the side of her face on Tahn's chest, eyes fogging over
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] What is this? Are you trying to create your own pocket dimension!?
<Haylee> «ooc: Yeah! Yeah! »
<Haylee> «ooc: Pocket Dimension was in grandia! ...The japanese version, anyway. Stupid Sony :p »
<Bree> <ooc> [Zeio] What is this? Are you trying to create your own pocket monster?! </ooc>
<Johnathan> If I can't beat you here... I'll.. do it somewhere else!
<TheStoryteller> << lol >>
<Haylee> «ooc: PIKACHU! »
<Leon> ...
<Tahn> He could if he wanted to, Zeio...he has the power...
<Haylee> «ooc: John: Hawaii! Hawaii! »
<Scott> <<at least he's not trying to create his own Pocket Monsters.>>
*** Scott is now known as Charizard
*** Charizard is now known as Scott
<TheStoryteller> With that said, the crack expands ten fold, and Johnathan and Zeio are envolped by a rip in space time! o_O
<Haylee> JOHN! O_O
<Tahn> «ooc: *pulls a Staryu out of Pokéspace (aka the Pocket Dimension) and beans Scott upside the head with it* »
<Scott> <<* beans Tahn with a Blastoise.>>
<TheStoryteller> The party is thrown backwards from the two... the conflicting energies bursting with raw power.
* Haylee screams and is thrown back, rolling on the ground as she does so. ^^;
<TheStoryteller> [Ishtar] J...John?
* Scott is already unconscious....he is trown around like some sort of rag doll
* Tahn puts up a shield, blocking out most of the force, but still pushing him and Bree back.
* Bree hugs onto Tahn as they fly back "Aaaahh!!!"
* Scott slams right into Tahn and Bree, still out cold. -_-x
* Tahn gets Scott's ass in his face and sweatdrops.
* Jack is flung to who-knows-where.
<TheStoryteller> The wall of force solidifies, the insides glowing a myriad of colors around the two... you can hear John's voice no mroe, and barely see him and Zeio.
* Tahn peels Scott away ;P
<TheStoryteller> -- Inside --
*** Retrieving #Lunar-IoG info...
<Scott> -__x
<Scott> -_-x
*** TheStoryteller changes topic to '-= Chapter 37: Nexus | Location: John's Dimension? (Wicked ^^) | 3717 $P =- +250'
<Haylee> «ooc: Go John! It's your birthday! It's your party! »
<Tahn> «ooc: John's Dimension! Sounds like a new MTV movie! »
<Haylee> «ooc: The real world! »
<Bree> <ooc> <Scott> Whoops! The fall made my eye fall out of the socket.. let me fix it.. -__ *pop* -_- </ooc>
<TheStoryteller> Johnathan feels like his body is being ripped apart, yet at the same time, he feels utterly free of some invisble weight... like he is one with everything.
<Scott> <<you mean like Joe's Apartment?>>
<Tahn> «ooc: "From the people who brought you 'Joe's Apartment' comes 'John's dimension'!" [A giant cockroach glomps onto John] »
<Haylee> «ooc: YOU WILL BE AS GODS! :O »
<Tahn> «ooc: EXACTLY, Scott! »
<Jack> <<Get the heck away from me, you nerd!>>
* Johnathan grimaces at first, then slowly a grim smile spreads across his face as he looks around
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] So Johnathan, you really have reached your potential... you displace even me.
<Johnathan> Yes...
<Tahn> «ooc: Magical Mobile Weapon Nash - Lunatic Songs 2 - Fits very well here ;) »
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] One God to another?
<Haylee> «ooc: Have toast and tea, you two! Toast and tea! »
<Scott> <* listens to Makimachi Misao's single, "Ice Blue Eyes", which has a beat fitting this situation...and I just felt like listening to it.>>
<Tahn> «ooc: lol »
* Johnathan smiles grimly. "This place is mine, Zeio. Here I AM a God."
<Tahn> «ooc: Same with this, Scott. »
<Johnathan> You... 
<Haylee> «ooc: will dei? :D »
<Leon> «ooc: Alec Baldwin, over the top? :P »
<Johnathan> ..are nothing more than a minor irritant now.
<Johnathan> Come then, Zeio! Let us end this.
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] We shall see!
<TheStoryteller> >> Decisive Battle! <<
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan vs. Zeio!
<Haylee> «ooc: Whooo :O »
<Jack> <<Gattsu Vs. Griffin!!  Nah...Too corny...>>
<Scott> <<Saitoh vs. Mouken no Usui, maybe. >>
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan's mind seems to explode with omniscient power... he enters Hyper mode! MP costs negated!
<Tahn> «ooc: O_O MP COSTS NEGATED?! O_O OMMFG... John's gonna stack Accellerates now! I know it! ;P »
<Scott> <<LOL!>>
<Haylee> «ooc: Sweet. :D »
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] You can't handle such power! Give it to someone who can...
<Scott> <<Johnathan's nWo...he's Just too Sweet!>>
<TheStoryteller> << Now John gets his moment before I screw him oevr so bad. ^^ >>
<Tahn> «ooc: John casts accelerate! Accelerate action a: John casts Accelerate! Accelerate action B: John casts accelerate! Accelerate action C: John casts accelerate! »
* Johnathan takes a step upward into the air, starting to glow. "You believe you can?"
<Haylee> «ooc: You're going to screw him? :O STOREN! »
<Tahn> «ooc: lol »
<Scott> <<LOL!>>
<Scott> <<damn, tahn...that's a lot of accelerates.>>
<Scott> <<brb.>>
<TheStoryteller> << NO stacking is nuts! :o >>
<Tahn> «ooc: lol ;) »
<Johnathan> << hehe. ;) >>
<Jack> <<Is it possible to break the MIRC sound barrier??>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan uses a pre-eptive action!
* Johnathan raises a single hand. "We'll see, Zeio! We'll see indeed!"
* Johnathan goes through his standard transformation into a shielded, time-displaced, immaterial type
<TheStoryteller> >> Time Bubble is cast... Mystic Rage is frozen in a field of warped time!
<Scott> <<back...Did he just time freeze Mystic Rage?>>
<Johnathan> << I don't really need to. I just wanted to be sure I went first. ;) >>
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan Accelerates! He Dematerializes! He gains a Magic Wall!
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio uses Chaotic Disturbance on John!
<TheStoryteller> >> There is no Effect..
<Johnathan> Weren't you listening, Zeio? Your little toys won't do anything here..
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] What?! Is your dimension that solid after all?
<TheStoryteller> >> Combat Round 2!
<TheStoryteller> << damn I'm running oevr, but this must happen.. ^^ >>
<Johnathan> << Er.. didn't I just get screwed out of three actions? ;) >>
<Johnathan> << Oooh.. wait.. I declared badly. n/m >>
<TheStoryteller> << erk.. right you redid and he is faster now >>
<Haylee> «ooc: Sleepy. Must go in 15 ^^; »
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan's turn.
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan Accelerate action A!
<TheStoryteller> << still 1. >>
<Johnathan> << This is two, isn' tit? >>
<Johnathan> << Oh.. gah! >>
<Haylee> «ooc: tit tock ;D »
<Bree> <ooc> TIT! Tock </ooc>
* Johnathan casually draws energy into himself from all around, glowing brightly now.
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan Concentrates... wis at 1320! Max!
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan Accelerate action B!
* Johnathan forms a lance of spiritual energy and tosses it at Zeio. "One.."
<TheStoryteller> >> Spirit Puncture.. Zeio loses 738 ME!
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan Accelerate action C!
* Johnathan repeats the process. "And two.."
<TheStoryteller> >> Spirit Puncture.. Zeio is at 0 ME! ^^
<TheStoryteller> << and now ehaven help us all. >>
<TheStoryteller> >> Combat Round 2!
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] You insect... I cannot be ebaten, even in your realm!
<Johnathan> I rule here, Zeio.
<Johnathan> You're not facing Johnathan Hylan, nor the 'pillar of humanity'..
<TheStoryteller> << John r00lz! >>
<Johnathan> ..I _AM_ this dimension. 
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan uses a pre-emptive action!
<Johnathan> Enjoy your last few.. seconds of existance, Zeio. No one will shed any tears for you..
* Johnathan smirks. "Savior of demonkind."
<TheStoryteller> >> Time Bubble is played back! Mystic Rage cast!
<TheStoryteller> >> Johnathan Accelerate action A! (btw)
* Johnathan makes a small gesture, a whirling mass of energy motes forming in front of him, and one by one launching themselves at Zeio
<TheStoryteller> >> Vortex! One mote launches, and shades of red from fiery infinity devestate Zeio! 5403!
<Haylee> «ooc: O_O HOLY FUCK! »
<Leon> «ooc: I need to open a vortex to my bed :o »
<TheStoryteller> >> Vortex! Shades of blue from watery infinity devestate Zeio! 5389!
<TheStoryteller> >> Vortex! Shades of yellow from thunderous infinity shock Zeio! 5427!
<TheStoryteller> >> Action B.. Mystic Rage is replayed!
<TheStoryteller> >> Vortex! Shades of green from leafy infinity envelop Zeio! 5399!
<Scott> <<10-1 says he casts Vortex again.>>
<Johnathan> << Gee, I wonder. ;) >>
<TheStoryteller> >> Vortex! Shades of brown from rocky infinity pound Zeio! 5445!
<Haylee> «ooc: rocky horror! »
<Scott> <<GMTA, Lukks.>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Vortex! Shades of pale emerald from airy infinity tear through Zeio! 5367!
<TheStoryteller> >> Action C.. Mystic Rage is replayed!
<Scott> <<Someone get John a breath mint. ^_^>>
<Haylee> «ooc: You realize that he just beat Leon's and Lou's records. :p »
<TheStoryteller> >> Vortex! Shades of orange from solar infinity sear Zeio! 5367!
<Tahn> «ooc: Except this was several attacks. »
<Haylee> «ooc: True. »
<Scott> <<Is that with the ciritical weakness to light, Storen?>>
<Johnathan> << Lou's 12 attacks and Leon's 9 weren't? ;) >>
<Tahn> «ooc: Leon's was a single attack, with multiple hits. Lou's was a single hit ;) »
<TheStoryteller> >> Vortex! Shades of olive green from acidic infity burn Zeio! 5405!
<TheStoryteller> << Iaven't lighted yet ^^ >>
<Johnathan> << Lou's was 12. ;) >>
<Tahn> «ooc: Actually, Lou's doesn't count ;) »
<TheStoryteller> >> Vortex! Shades of purple from magnetic infinity crush Zeio! 5460!
<Scott> <<John's turned into Magneto.>>
<TheStoryteller> >> natural action.. Mystic Rage is replayed!
<Tahn> «ooc: lol »
<Johnathan> << Call it how you like it.. but I'm claiming one round damage here. ;) >>
<Scott> <<Ok...I'll do the calcs later and tell you how much it was.>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Vortex! Shades of black from inky infinity crush Zeio! He is Resistant to Dark! 2499!
<TheStoryteller> >> Vortex! Shades of silver from stellar infinity enrap Zeio! 5378!
<Tahn> «ooc: Doing the calcs as is. »
<Scott> <<What's it up to, Tahn?>>
<TheStoryteller> << and for the coup de grace >>
<Tahn> «ooc: So far, we're at 56539 »
<Scott> <<HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT!>>
<TheStoryteller> >> Vortex! Shades of purest white from heavenly infinity eradicate Zeio! He is weak to Light! 10834!
<Haylee> «ooc: Whooooaaa! :D GO JOHN! Yaaaaaaaaay! »
<TheStoryteller> [Zeio] No..no...no.....NOOOOOO.......!!
<Scott> <<67373!>>
* Johnathan lowers his hand. "Yes, Zeio. Yes."
*** Haylee changes topic to '-= Chapter 37: Nexus | Location: John's Dimension? (Wicked ^^) | 3717 $P =- +250 '
<TheStoryteller> >> Zeio is utterly... erased. There is nothing left.
*** Tahn changes topic to '-= Chapter 37: Nexus | Location: John's Dimension? (Wicked ^^) | 3717 $P =- +250 || John kicks ass... 67373 damage to Zeio in his Pocky Dimension!'
*** Leon changes topic to '-= Chapter 37: Nexus | Location: John's Dimension? "Look at the naked Haylee wallpaper :o (Wicked ^^) | 3717 $P =- +250 '
<TheStoryteller> >> John is Victorious!! <<
<Haylee> «ooc: Jon is so going to get BURNT now »
<Tahn> «ooc: lol Leon :p »
<Haylee> «ooc: Hey! »
<Scott> <<I don't think ANYONE'S gonna break that record.>>
<TheStoryteller> Johnathan experiences another moment of peace... but then.. somethign starts going wrong.
<Haylee> «ooc: Bwahahahaha. >:D »
<Tahn> «ooc: Watch out, folks.. the Giga Slave's about to go wrong! Bai bai world! ;) »
<Tahn> «ooc: Well, either bai bai world, or John's gonna get possessed by L-sama.. »
<TheStoryteller> The patterns and colors in the dimension start wavering out of their patterns.. as Johnathan's nerves start to tingle and then scream out in pain! >_<
<Haylee> «ooc: Hey now! O_o »
<TheStoryteller> << er colors no patterns first ^^ >>
* Johnathan looks around wildly, panicing a little. "What's.. ahhhhh!"
<Haylee> «ooc: Cries for her johnnypoo! ;_; »
<TheStoryteller> His extended awareness tell him the dimension is collapsing... upon him at it's center.
<Tahn> «ooc: "ahhhh" is an expression, usually of delight or pain. »
<Haylee> «ooc: "aaahh...what pain I am having at the joy of sex." »
<Tahn> «ooc: lol »
<Jack> <<Maybe he was talking about the castle Aaaaah....>>
<Haylee> «ooc: Anthrax! »
<Jack> <<no.  Aaaahhh>>
<Haylee> «ooc: We have a good spanking! Then comes the oral sex! »
<TheStoryteller> The once wide field starts to implode rapidly, as you feel conflicting forces tearing you apart... it's beyond pain! You feel like you will cease to be and scatter forever.. o_o
<Tahn> «ooc: It's "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhh", Jack. »
<Bree> <ooc> Aaah.. what nice architecture! Ionic columns! </ooc>
<Jack> <<No wait...that's "aauuughhh"....Yeah I remember now...>>
<Haylee> «ooc: ^^ Just watch John be ripped apart, okay? ;) »
<Jack> <<Watching ^_^>>
<Tahn> «ooc: like the cheap sweater he is. »
* Johnathan screams as his little creation distingegrates!
<Tahn> «ooc: <Johnathan> Nooo! And I almost caught a Pikachu!' »
* Johnathan fights for a moment longer to keep it together, then collapses as everything goes to hell around him.
<Haylee> «ooc: To hell in a handbasket with you! »
<Jack> <<Hell going to hell....interesting>>
<TheStoryteller> Johnathan doesn't hear his voice, even his body & mind go numb, caught in the Nexus of his power! Everything goes black for him.
*** Retrieving #Lunar-IoG info...
<Tahn> «ooc: No, Hell isn't going to hell. The Dimension of Pears is going to hell :O »
<Haylee> «ooc: Reaches through the cosmic pocket pikachu land to safe her Johnny ;_; »
<Jack> <<Pears=hell??>>
*** TheStoryteller changes topic to '-= Chapter 37: Nexus | Location: Talikas | 3717 $P =- +250 '
<Haylee> «ooc: YES! :O I see it now. Pears are HELL! »
<TheStoryteller> Outside, the rip, you all feel a surge of power, jarring you to consciousness.
<Johnathan> << Do de do. ;) >>
<TheStoryteller> << er - first , >>
<Haylee> ...ugh...?
* Haylee sits up, in mucho pain. >_<
* Scott shakes his head as he starts to awaken, but in a lot of pain.
<Haylee> ...John..?
<Jack> Woaahh.....RUSH!!.....Oww...>_<
* Leon pull himself up...
* Haylee blinks, remembering, and looks around frantically. "John..John!"
<TheStoryteller> The area that once encompassed Johnathan and Zeio has shrunk to a tiny point once more.
* Bree opens her eyes, blinking for focus "W..where am I?"
<Haylee> John! JOHN!
<Tahn> JOHN! O_o
<Tahn> Bree...we... ^^;
* Haylee stands up, beginning to cry. "Oh no...no please! John!"
<TheStoryteller> In fact, it's still active.. it starts expanding, creating another crack in the shadowy lair!
<Tahn> Eh, we have a problem. ^^;
<Tahn> ...what the...
<Scott> Eh?
<Scott> Nani?
<TheStoryteller> You are all drawn inside by intense gravity.... :o
<Tahn> Oh, shit. If that thing took John out, Haylee...you won't have to worry...it's gonna take us out too. And I don't mean to a ballgame. ^^;
<Haylee> ...Oh what no...aaaaaah! O_o
<Haylee> «ooc: That was an 'aaahh' of fear, btw! »
<Scott> though a ball game wouldn't be a bad idea right now....it sure beats here.
* Bree blinks at where she is, blushing a little "I think I can guess what the problem is now..."
<Leon> ...
<TheStoryteller> Twisting and turning, you all are wrenched forcibly from the area!
<Tahn> ^^; Hai.
*** Retrieving #Lunar-IoG info...
<Haylee> Agh! I dislike this! ;_;
<Scott> join the club, Haylee...
*** TheStoryteller changes topic to '-= Chapter 37: Nexus | Location: Outside the Dragon Ruins, the Destiny | 3717 $P =- +250 '
* Jack is getting sucked into the area ..."My Journal entry is gonna several pages long tonight...."
* Bree holds onto Tahn still, for dear life "What're we getting pulled too anyway?!"
<TheStoryteller> Before you know it, you crash down upon the Destiny's deck!
<TheStoryteller> [Chrissy] Holy shit?! o_O
<Johnathan> << Jack's Journal: John is a dumbass. John is a huge, flaming dumbass.. >>
<Leon> ..I really need a more comfortable way to travel...
<Scott> I can see I have a lot to write to Tomoe about tonight.  She's NOT going to believe this.
* Haylee goes BOOM! "OW MY SPLEEN!"
<Tahn> John...
* Bree lands with a thud "OOWW!! Aaah.. .my poor baack!!"
<Jack> Oww.....I feel like a tennis ball being thrown around like this.....
<TheStoryteller> In the air above you you see the fading wisps of energy form into Johnathan...
<Scott> I feel like a football after the PAT attempt.
<Tahn> ...Uh...Bree... YOUR poor back? Look what you landed on! ^^;
* Jack looks around... "The Destiny?"
* Haylee looks up, and smiles! "John! You're alive! ;_;"
* Bree sweatdrops, looking down at Tahn "Oh.. so that's what it was ^^;;"
<TheStoryteller> [Chrissy] Fuck, you almost crushed me! :o
* Jack looks up
* Haylee tears turn to tears of joy :D
* Leon stands up, showing no signs of pain from the impact.
<Tahn> Yeah. ^^;
<Jack> Oop! Sorry Chrissy ^_^;;
* Jack moves to the side
<TheStoryteller> Johnathan floats down in the air, like a feather, translucent.
<Tahn> John?
* Scott looks up..."Johnathan?"
<Tahn> ...
<Leon> «ooc: Althena is a MAN BABY »
* Haylee then blinks. "John?"
* Tahn blinks
* Bree blushes a bit "Ah.. well... ^^;"
<Leon> ...
<Haylee> «ooc: John: I am now a part of the Wind Karate Dojo! Light as a feather! We run away! »
<Jack> ~_O
<Tahn> «ooc: <Tahn> COME BACK HERE, BOY! LET ME WHUP SOME SENSE INTO YOU! »
<TheStoryteller> In fact, you notice he seems to be distorted, like his body is in two places at once.
<Haylee> ...John?
* Haylee tries to reach for him. :o
<Scott> What in the world?
<TheStoryteller> In another moment, Johnathan falls into Haylee arms... but then.. he also falls onto the deck?
<Tahn> «ooc: <Johnathan> We're sorry...the ubermage you have dialed is no longer in service. Please hang up and try again. »
* Haylee catches John...then looks at the...other John. O_o
<Tahn> Uh...There's...two Johns? O_o
* Bree looks over at John, or what's supposed to be him "<q> Strange..."
<Haylee> ...John...you flaming dumbass! ;_; What did you do to yourself...You shouldnt've...
* Jack blinks "No-one is gonna believe this back home...."
<Bree> Push them back together or something...
<TheStoryteller> [Chrissy] Umm.. am I seeing straight.. I know I didn't have any of that malt liquor.. o_o
<Scott> Jack, even I don't believe this one.
* Leon continues to be the cornerstone of character developement and "..."'s again
<Tahn> He...
<Jack> Maybe I should have some of that Malt liquor....
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*** Bree sets mode: +o Johnathan`
<Haylee> «ooc: LOL Leon. ^^; »
<Tahn> ...This isn't his fault. He did this to save us.
* Johnathan stirs a little in Haylee's arms.
<Tahn> «ooc: Now there really IS two Johns! »
* Johnathan` also stirs at the same time, lying on the deck
<Scott> this is WAY too weird.
<Haylee> Johnathan...?
* Haylee hugs him ;_;
<TheStoryteller> [Ishtar] What.. what's going on?
<Bree> I guess he's okay... just, beside himself ^^
<Jack> <<Yeh!  "Men" and "Women" ^_^>>
<Haylee> Someone...go help the other John!
<Scott> Which one is the real Johnathan?
<Tahn> Both are, Scott.
<Johnathan> Wha.. where.. where am I?
<TheStoryteller> [Xavier] As if one of him wasn't bad enough!
<Haylee> John... :_;
<Bree> Aww.. no one has a sense of humor.. ^^;
<Tahn> Shaddup, tube-rat. ^^;
<Leon> ...
<Haylee> You're alive...Oh GODDESS you scared me!
<TheStoryteller> Elrika tries helping the "other" John on deck.
<Leon> ...I'm going down below
* Johnathan sounds weak, but utterly paniced. "Where am I?!"
<Tahn> «ooc: He Phoenix Flared himself, didn't he? >;P There's now a "good" and a "evil, Zeio-esque" John, aren't there? :P »
<Haylee> You're on the Destiny.
<TheStoryteller> [Elrika] Johnathan? You hurt?
<Haylee> It's okay... ^_^ You'll be okay...but...uh...John...why are there two of you? O_o
<TheStoryteller> << to other one. :) >>
* Johnathan` slowly opens his eyes as Elrika moves him, the first thing his eyes seeing being Haylee and.. himself.. and he blindly stares in horror
<Jack> Okay, that's it...Screw you guys, I'm goin'.....down below..... *walks toward the bunks*
* Bree turns her attention back to Tahn "Hey.. I'm sorry about.. landing on you and all...."
<Haylee> «ooc: Haylee: YAY! Now i got two guys who'll love me! :D :D :D »
* Johnathan shakes his head. "No! Where.. am I? I'm not.. I'm not.."
<Haylee> John?
<TheStoryteller> << lol Jack >>
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<Scott> I really don't know what's going on here....but....
<Haylee> What's wrong?
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<Bree> <ooc> Two Tahn's now? ^^;; </ooc>
*** Bryann is now known as Tahn
* Leon looks at both Johnathans, but doesn't say anything before heading down below, continuing his trademark "..."
* Bree turns her attention back to Tahn "Hey.. I'm sorry about.. landing on you and all.... (repost for Tahn)"
* Johnathan looks around wildly, his gaze finally finding.. himself.. as well.
<Tahn> ...It's..not a problem, Bree-sama.. ^^;
* Johnathan` locks eyes with John, holding silent still for a moment.
<TheStoryteller> You can see both Johns seem unhurt, but they are also somewhat translucent, however solid.
<Scott> ok, I think we may have a paradox here...
<Johnathan> ...well, Fuck.
<Johnathan`> ...well, Fuck.
<Tahn> «ooc: They are also light, however dark. »
<Tahn> ...Whoa. Stereo.
<Haylee> O_o
<Leon> «ooc: <John> We are SEXY BITCHES! <John 2> YEAH BABY »
* Bree blinks looking down at Tahn, her long hair falling down onto the deck "What's with the -sama now...?"
<Bree> <ooc> LOL </ooc>
<Haylee> John...er...Johns....explain to little Haylee now...please? ^^;
<TheStoryteller> << OK, must end. ;) >>
*** Gayo is now known as end-sess-know-kay-plz-thx
<Scott> why not explain to all of us...
<Tahn> ^^; Never mind, Bree. I'll...talk to you about it later...something more important right now. ^^;
<Haylee> «ooc: WHoa fuck ya O_o »
<Haylee> «ooc: I had to go 45 minutes ago! Nooo! »
<Jack> <<[John1] If you're really me...what number am I thinking of? [John2] 69, DUDE!!!>>
<Tahn> «ooc: Nooo! At least tell us what's going on! »
<Haylee> «ooc: Well, I'm skipping both classes tomorrow, so it's okay ^^; »
<TheStoryteller> << lol >>
<Leon> «ooc: I need sleep :P »
<Bree> Not really.. can't you just tell me now?
<Bree> <ooc> I can keep going, I slept! ^^v </ooc>
<Haylee> «ooc: Endie :o »
<Johnathan> << Sleep is good. :o >>
<Tahn> (q) Now is neither the TIME nor PLACE.
<Leon> «ooc: Some of us have actually jobs »
<Haylee> John... ;_; Goddess I'm confused...
<Scott> <<I don't have to be at work till tomorrow night.>>
<Tahn> «ooc: I don't wanna sleep but I got school tomorrow ;_; »
<TheStoryteller> Johnathan's.. each of thems.. unified confusion justs ets the stage for more questions... just what can happen next?
* Bree sighs "<q> You're wrong.. but all right..."
<Scott> Join the club, Hay...
<TheStoryteller> ~~ SESSION END ~~
Session Close: Mon Apr 17 01:57:19 2000